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00:00:00Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:00:23Hmm.
00:00:30So perfect yet it still hits like a sucker punch, oh yeah.
00:01:00No, we're sending the data wipe, please don't backseat, I, you know, I know.
00:01:30Uh, okay, uh, YouTube, YouTube violated me, you're getting banned.
00:01:50Need a joke about, and also that name and profile picture can just fuck off.
00:01:54So moving on from that, the next game is about a very air-headed girl catching up on her charms homework.
00:01:58I'll understand if you need to, I'll understand if you need to pause, collect yourself before we, you need to pause.
00:02:06So moving on from that, the next game is about a very air-headed girl catching up on her charms homework.
00:02:11I'll understand if you need to pause and collect yourself before we move on.
00:02:16Alright, ready, let's go.
00:02:20Alright, ready, let's go.
00:02:21Charm Studies is about Cassia, a rather lackluster witch student who is at risk of not being able to graduate.
00:02:31What is the今天, what's the練, what's the running, what's the time they eat.
00:02:32How long did you do, let's go?
00:02:37What are the memories you made in your book?
00:02:38You're waiting for the best.
00:02:42A couple of, you know, his beloved new hair looks at cash???
00:02:50I can't get pulse, but I can't get you Hank!
00:02:53It's, uh, you can't get thatogeneity.
00:02:55geeky.
00:02:56The Thinkporish or the geography, probably struggling to help you, as you can check in your book.
00:02:58here's another seafoam story i sure like the seafoam deep creep i just picked up this 1965
00:03:09ford mustang it's been parked for 11 years and all the lug nuts were rusted horrible
00:03:15i sprayed deep creep on the lugs let it soak overnight and pow they spun right off
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00:03:57they take the form of picross puzzles where you have to draw the charm symbol
00:04:02now now i'd never done picross before playing this game and
00:04:10now i'd never done picross before playing this game and i had no idea how to do it so i was in a
00:04:30uniquely similar situation as cassia as looking at this thing confused me to hi helen back
00:04:35but it didn't take long to get to grips with how to read the grid and how the puzzle actually
00:04:52worked i am now completely
00:05:05oh come on oh don't do this to me
00:05:32oh god why does this thing hate me so much
00:05:43all i did was hit the pause button and it cracked
00:05:51fucking hell
00:05:57how far are you gonna set me back
00:06:24yeah
00:06:28yeah
00:06:29yeah
00:06:30yeah
00:06:46I'll understand if you need to pause and collect yourself before we move on.
00:07:07Alright, ready?
00:07:08Let's go.
00:07:09Charm Studies is about a rather lackluster witch student who is at risk of not being able
00:07:13to grab a rather lackluster witch student who is at risk of not being able to grab a
00:07:16with her friends because she struggles with charms class.
00:07:46So she's paid another student Senna to teach her.
00:08:04So she's paid another student Senna to teach her.
00:08:10She's paid another student, Senna, to teach her.
00:08:17And the reason she struggles with charms is immediately apparent.
00:08:20They take the form of Picross puzzles where you have to draw the charm symbol.
00:08:40Now, I've never done Picross before playing this game.
00:08:53Are you fucking kidding me?
00:09:01I think that's probably a sign that that's enough editing, okay?
00:09:09I'm not gonna get any progress done if it's just gonna be crashing every 5 goddamn months.
00:09:13I'm not gonna get any progress done if it's just gonna be crashing every 5 goddamn weeks.
00:09:23I'm gonna get any progress done if I'm not gonna be crashing every day.
00:09:37I'm gonna run every day.
00:09:40Oh well, I made more progress than I normally do.
00:09:43Yeah, this is kind of why videos are taking longer to make now.
00:09:48Vegas just keeps...
00:09:49For what it's worth, this was a fun stream.
00:09:50Oh, the stream's not over yet.
00:09:57Yeah, this is why videos have been taking longer and longer to make,
00:10:00is just that aside from just executive dysfunction,
00:10:05Vegas is just crashing way more often.
00:10:07Yeah, I pirated it because no way am I buying anything from Tesla.
00:10:16And it's like, okay, it looks nice,
00:10:18but in terms of gameplay, they didn't really change anything.
00:10:21It's still just Oblivion, so, eh.
00:10:23Also, CD, not long until Infinite Wife Time, congrats.
00:10:38Oh, yeah.
00:10:43Three weeks until Infinite Wife Time.
00:10:53Three weeks until Infinite Wife Time.
00:11:24All the cool kids pirate video games.
00:11:26Yeah.
00:11:53So, yeah, I started this by basically saying
00:11:57it's like I was open to take whatever questions you wanted, so.
00:12:00That is still the case,
00:12:01especially as I try and find something else to fill the empty space with.
00:12:05There we go.
00:12:14There we go.
00:12:16There we go.
00:12:18I suppose they've taught me anything it's that piracy is cool and more people should
00:12:38do it yeah all the cool kids pirate video games see that they do that they do
00:12:48do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
00:13:05one of the questions have you seen the amazing digital circus i have not
00:13:08and i don't really have an intention any intention on doing so uh the amazing digital circus has a very
00:13:20has a a very enthusiastic fan base and as a result i kind of just don't want to walk into that space
00:13:27this is me after all you know patron saint of trans girl bad
00:13:31i started if i if even if even if it's positive if i do a video on the amazing if i do a video on
00:13:40the amazing digital circus people are gonna fucking people are gonna fucking slice my goddamn nuts off
00:14:01completely fair this is gonna be from an uh amazing digital circus fan
00:14:15three bottom surgery oh come on you know i'd die of gangrene if they did that
00:14:18we'll no longer be able to see these nuts oh my god
00:14:32also in my view what's the point of getting bottom surgery if i'm just gonna end up using
00:14:50the strap on my wife anyway
00:15:02you
00:15:32yeah i uh free bottom surgery from eda i'm scared yeah i noped out a bottom surgery when
00:15:40they told me i needed to get electrolysis for it
00:16:02not gonna lie i forgot where the full list is least favorite pokemon
00:16:08you have some other favorite for your least favorite blastoise seems rather
00:16:12specific oh yeah lucario gallade
00:16:16ninja a couple others i can't remember off the top of my head i don't really think that much
00:16:21about the pokemon i just like bottom surgery and really any uh urala surgery
00:16:29no it's not even the surgery that bothers me it's the fact that i would have to go and get
00:16:34electrolysis beforehand so like i need to find an electrologist willing to do it so not only is that
00:16:42like not only is that crazy expensive it's also a violation of my privacy that i just can't fucking
00:16:50deal with like when i was in the um when i was in the assessment for this like the guy like the guy
00:16:57deciding whether or not he was going to approve me for the for the surgery in the first place
00:17:00uh just like was asking me so many invasive questions about that were completely irrelevant
00:17:06i was like oh yeah it says here in your medical records you were in the hospital briefly as a
00:17:11teenager why don't you tell me about that like why is this relevant
00:17:14why are you poking and prodding at my fam at my fucking family history
00:17:27yeah all that would do it yep
00:17:53yeah i can deal with not having surgery if it means my
00:18:04a big reason it took like it took me a very long time to get approved for hormones specifically
00:18:12because i wouldn't tolerate that shit like no you're not going to delve into my entire history
00:18:19of childhood mental health just to approve me for hormones i'm trans i have already legally changed
00:18:25my fucking name and my gender give me the fucking pills you dickhead
00:18:29ever since i got approved for adhd medicine i get it uh i get it renewed at an after hours clinic
00:18:48and i've just started getting my hormones renewed by them as well which is great
00:18:52i just um because they don't ask me to do blood they don't ask me to get blood work done
00:18:58like getting blood work done like the first year for hormones i had to get blood work done before
00:19:05every prescription renewal and then after that it was just like every year and it's like why am i doing
00:19:10this why are you making me jump through hoops just give me my fucking medicine
00:19:18well you know it's for health reasons no it's not
00:19:23there was even one point where i went a while without i went like a couple years without getting
00:19:29blood work done and managed to get refills and then it was just like we're not going to refill
00:19:33renew your prescription until we have uh current blood i was like oh i i had just gotten the i what i the
00:19:39message i got was at any point in time we can stop you from doing this so i immediately started
00:19:47looking into other avenues so when i got approved for adhd medicine the first thing i asked was can
00:19:52you renew my hormones yeah we can do that great
00:19:54perfect terrible with needles especially blood work i'm fine with needles getting blood work doesn't
00:20:04bother me it's just a matter it's it's a matter of principle you know it's too invasive i shouldn't be
00:20:08doing this just give me my medicine and fuck off
00:20:11what's the blood work even for checking my potassium levels and checking my uh
00:20:19um and checking my actual hormone levels of course my hormone levels are the same as a cis woman
00:20:25and once i reached that point it was like great i'm not i shouldn't have to do this anymore
00:20:30my potassium levels have been i've been on the same dose for like four fucking years
00:20:37and my potassium levels have basically been the same every single time i get blood work done i don't
00:20:42need blood
00:20:42any risk to my health is gone and i you know all it is is it's just gatekeeping that's all it is you
00:20:52know they they make you go through all these hoops because they're hoping you'll stop and give up
00:21:00you
00:21:01even now the place that was originally prescribing my uh my my horn is going to be a
00:21:07even now the place that was originally prescribing my uh my my hormones they have this overly long
00:21:33menu when you call them and they basically just like if you're trying to set up a phone appointment
00:21:37for a renewal of uh renew for a prescription renewal they just won't do it they just won't call you back
00:21:43because they're taking only high priorities and it's like what high priorities what do you fucking do
00:21:52feels all the more insidious for adhd treatment as well honestly the hoops i had to jump through for
00:22:03adhd treatment weren't actually that bad i was on a waiting list to see a specialist to get diagnosed
00:22:09officially and then once i was i had to find a clinic that would actually prescribe the fucking thing
00:22:14because after covid all the walking clinics closed down
00:22:20all the walking clinics they closed down and they moved to toronto
00:22:25and now the province has a provincial government has a provincial a conservative provincial government
00:22:33so and they they're only making health care worse because they want to make people angry enough to
00:22:38support privatizing
00:22:39doing the same thing with rent control the uh our uh nova scotia's uh nova scotia's premier um
00:22:57tim houston he has multiple years in a row now left the fixed term lease loophole open in rent control
00:23:04which has resulted in uh month to month and year to year leases no longer being offered so what ends up
00:23:11happening is there's rent control if you renew a tenant you can only raise the rent by like five percent
00:23:17used to be three percent but again conservative premier
00:23:20so what ends up happening is people end up getting signed on for a fixed term lease for a year
00:23:28they get evicted and then the landlord jacks up the rent
00:23:34and people have been screaming at houston to fucking close the fixed term lease loophole they won't do it
00:24:04okay despicable yeah there's even there's even a there was even a thing here in september it's like
00:24:32nova scotia rent cap extension useless due to fixed term lease loophole advocates housing advocates say
00:24:37last week's provincial announcement to extend existing rent cap deemed a futile gesture by critics and
00:24:42that's the whole point he he keeps extending the rent cap because houston knows uh he knows
00:24:49if he gets rid of the rent cap uh the people of nova scotia will drag him out of his fucking house and beat him to death
00:24:55so he keeps extending the rent cap while leaving this loophole open just ruining the housing
00:25:01uh ruin ruining everyone's rent for ruining rent for everybody
00:25:06and
00:25:09i mean look honestly it's the province's fault they they elected a conservative premier
00:25:14they elected a conservative provincial government what did you fucking expect
00:25:25like it's it's 2025 we really need to manifest we really need to absorb stop electing conservatives
00:25:33they only make your life worse every time you elect conservatives they crash the economy and they and
00:25:41they uh and they cause you to get laid off and they end up uh and they decimate your hometown and then
00:25:47you elect the liberal to get rid of them and then in the very next election you elect a conservative again
00:25:52and we just don't learn our lesson there has never been a conservative government in this country
00:25:58or even in the states that has not resulted in long-term devastation to everyone
00:26:03but people have the fucking memories of goddamn goldfish
00:26:20people's party is not relevant anymore right right well it doesn't matter if the people the people's
00:26:25party was never relevant okay maxine the people's party has only ever held a seat in office once and
00:26:31that was because maxine bernier was a conservative and then split to form the people's party and was
00:26:36immediately voted out in the next election
00:26:41uh but the conservative party is a far-right party
00:26:47and uh pierre pauliev tried to do far-right populism for the last two years
00:26:52and he got bounced the fuck out of office
00:26:54because nowadays being because everybody knows because we get trump's trump's second
00:27:02term is off in office has caused everyone to see that oh yeah being trumpy is a bad
00:27:08fucking idea being trumpy means you're a fucking idiot who shouts slogans all day
00:27:14hey you know who else was an idiot who just stood there shouting slogans and posing
00:27:24you
00:27:46you
00:27:46conservatism is still extremism and this is lost on so many people still yep i think a lot a lot of
00:27:51people just they it's not that they don't get it they just refuse to get it i mean it's like
00:27:57talking to my father a lot it's like my father is uh
00:28:03my father just kind of refuses to accept what the conservative party is
00:28:07you know you can point out basically all the shit pauliev was saying up to the election
00:28:11and you just get oh no no no we're not really gonna do any of that oh they're not really gonna
00:28:15do all that oh they won't really do that oh they won't do that okay and that was the same
00:28:18shit people said about trump i mean like for every time he said something really fucking extreme and
00:28:24really fucking alarming what do people say oh he doesn't mean oh he doesn't mean oh he's just he's
00:28:29just trolling yeah remember that remember when he was going on about the 51st state nonsense and
00:28:33americans kept saying it was trolling canada you're a world leader you don't get to troll
00:28:40there's no such thing as trolling trolling is just self-conscious irreverence to your anger
00:28:50idiot and it's like they just they they refuse to accept it like you can you could lay out all
00:28:56you could lay out the proof right in front of them and what do they do what do they do oh no no that
00:29:01won't happen oh i just don't think that's gonna happen all the stuff they don't like about a
00:29:06candidate they just mentally file away as well that's probably not
00:29:12and then trump got elected and he did all that shit
00:29:19he's doing all that shit he tariffed his uh he tariffed his own country's economy
00:29:24into the fucking ground
00:29:36just putting their fucking head in the sand
00:29:54it's just this downplaying and diminishing of everything and here's the kicker
00:29:58people who downplay political stuff like this they tend to downplay everything
00:30:06michael landos cares far cry three insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over
00:30:18again expecting shit to change yep and multiple times now and like it does look like at least for a
00:30:26while some people they like some people are their lesson like the liberal party was on course to to
00:30:32lose horribly and possibly even lose party status like like we were on course for a conservative
00:30:38majority that would have utterly decimated canada that would have carved it up for corporations in
00:30:44the states and then trump started making threats and everyone was like oh yeah let's not elect the
00:30:52guy who uh who talks like trump in fact let's make him not be in parliament anymore
00:31:02like you've been seeing conservatives jump through hoops for their willful
00:31:32ignorance i'm thinking one of the uh the fda pays taxes over the subject of the fda pays taxes of the
00:31:40would not change his mind yep i'm so glad canada didn't make the same uh same
00:31:45get hold of a country did
00:32:02but who knows how long that's gonna last i mean in four or five years there's still gonna be people
00:32:17basically raging about the libs on both ends of the field you know like here's the thing the threat of
00:32:25the of the threat of american annexation was enough to snap a lot of the canadian left out of this
00:32:33stupid dur the neoliberals mindset but will that be the same case five years from now who knows
00:32:41the moment people start getting comfortable they start electing conservative governments
00:32:55and it's not like nobody knew pauliev was a sociopath before this i mean
00:33:03this one this was posted this one
00:33:31This was posted, this was posted 15 years ago.
00:34:01Yes, very few Canadians qualify for a full pension at the age of 31.
00:34:10Well, in fact, there really is only one, and that man, Pierre Poilievre, which is why we
00:34:17wanted to throw a party for Pierre and get some fun stories from people who have worked
00:34:21with Pierre before he became a member of parliament.
00:34:24Now, unfortunately, we cannot find any evidence that he actually held what most of us would
00:34:30call a job.
00:34:32So if you worked with Pierre at an actual job in any capacity, say, as a co-worker, please
00:34:39contact us with a witty story so we can honor a great Canadian.
00:34:44Conservative MP Pierre Poilievre, you loved him when he said natives in this country need
00:34:49to learn the value of hard work.
00:34:52He said what?
00:34:54And you laughed when he said we can't afford to amend EI to cover more workers.
00:34:59That little sh-
00:35:00Whoop.
00:35:01And you will cheer when he gets his pension.
00:35:03Am I paying for that?
00:35:04Yes, you are.
00:35:05Pierre Poilievre, one hell of a guy, one heck of a pension.
00:35:10Like, this guy was a joke 15 fucking years ago.
00:35:15Oh, I missed the Rick Mercer report.
00:35:22Yeah, this guy was a fucking joke 15 goddamn years ago.
00:35:34But the thing is, he got all Trumpy.
00:35:41And that makes like young millennial and older Gen Z men go, because they're all fucking stupid.
00:35:48like here's the kicker
00:35:53it was like it was largely the boomers
00:35:56who went liberal this last election
00:35:58it was the boomers who saved my generation
00:36:05from itself
00:36:06as soon as people get comfortable
00:36:18they vote conservative
00:36:19yep pretty much
00:36:19I think this is just a big
00:36:28I think all of this is a big side effect
00:36:30of just the of like
00:36:32the fact that liberal has just become a dirty word
00:36:34on both sides of the fence
00:36:36like leftist youtubers get more angry about the libs
00:36:49than they do about fascism
00:36:51I wish I could stay longer but I gotta bounce
00:36:58alright see ya alter
00:37:28I had to make a whole video
00:37:36to convince people just to lay
00:37:37just to lay off liberals
00:37:39oh wow he did
00:37:40looks like the last person
00:37:42would do that
00:37:58say sure
00:37:58that's a big side effect
00:37:59you
00:38:28The video, Our Liberals, Our Enemy.
00:38:38Okay.
00:38:39I mean, I've seen a lot of his more recent video,
00:38:40and he's still yapping about neoliberal ghouls
00:38:43and basically needing to find every jab possible at the libs.
00:38:49I mean, like, Thought Slimes, who I think of
00:38:50when I think of the kind of leftist who is just
00:38:52way more angry about liberals than they are about fascists.
00:38:58I think that I've gained a better appreciation
00:39:10for the song Schadenfreude from Avenue Q
00:39:12whenever a conservative screams,
00:39:13I didn't vote for this.
00:39:14Yeah, I mean, I've, like, when it comes to an American,
00:39:17I mean, like, when it comes to Americans, I'm just,
00:39:20my compassion is just tapped out.
00:39:23Well, that's what you asked for.
00:39:28During the first Trump election,
00:39:37Jello Apocalypse released a video basically asking people
00:39:39to vote against Trump,
00:39:40and I still see people giving him shit about that.
00:39:41Oh, yeah.
00:39:42How dare you get political?
00:39:47Yeah, people give Jello Apocalypse way too much shit for way,
00:39:50for weird people.
00:39:51I mean, like, he got recently,
00:39:53he recently got passed around the fucking,
00:39:55the fucking parasocial ghoul brigade by,
00:39:59for basically saying One Piece sucks.
00:40:01And it does.
00:40:01One Piece does suck.
00:40:03Who the fuck is still watching One Piece
00:40:04in the 21st century?
00:40:09A show came out 30 goddamn years ago.
00:40:11It hasn't gone anywhere.
00:40:12You can only say I warned you so many times
00:40:19before you stopped giving a crap.
00:40:21Yeah.
00:40:21I mean, like,
00:40:22what was it?
00:40:23We had a,
00:40:23there were a lot of fucking,
00:40:25there were a lot of,
00:40:26there were a lot of armchair leftists,
00:40:29basically,
00:40:30like,
00:40:30I still had Tumblr at this point.
00:40:32There were a lot of armchair leftists
00:40:33in my inbox
00:40:34yapping about how,
00:40:35oh, we can't vote for Kamala
00:40:36because, like,
00:40:37because of Gaza.
00:40:39We can't vote for Kamala
00:40:40because of Gaza.
00:40:40Of course,
00:40:41then Trump gets elected
00:40:42and announces plans to annex Gaza
00:40:45and allows the bombardment to continue.
00:40:51And then I point this out
00:40:53and people,
00:40:54and I,
00:40:54and I get,
00:40:55I got this one guy in my inbox
00:40:57who was just going,
00:40:58well,
00:40:59you,
00:40:59you can't be,
00:41:00you can't be ignorant to the fact
00:41:02that people didn't want to support someone
00:41:03who was actively furthering genocide.
00:41:05I was like,
00:41:06okay,
00:41:07you got what you wanted.
00:41:08I hope you're happy about it.
00:41:10now the bombardment has intensified.
00:41:26They're going to annex the fucking place.
00:41:30That's what you asked for.
00:41:31People who still think,
00:41:39oh,
00:41:40if I withhold my vote,
00:41:41it sends a message.
00:41:42Yeah,
00:41:42the message it sends is,
00:41:43you can ignore me.
00:41:47But the kicker is,
00:41:48those people,
00:41:49they never cared.
00:41:50I've made this point before,
00:41:51is that the people who think,
00:41:53the people who,
00:41:54uh,
00:41:54say,
00:41:55I'm not voting for moralistic reasons,
00:41:58they don't really care about
00:41:59whatever reason they're making up.
00:42:01what they really care about is,
00:42:04they don't want to get up early
00:42:06on a cold November day.
00:42:08That's what they care about.
00:42:10And,
00:42:10every single election,
00:42:12they have a new pet cause
00:42:14to pretend to care about.
00:42:15at least we got two center-right
00:42:19commonwealth governments
00:42:20and maybe a decent pope
00:42:21out of this,
00:42:21uh,
00:42:22out of this recent BS.
00:42:27What happened with Hillary?
00:42:28And now that I think about it,
00:42:29Hillary was but her emails
00:42:30and Kamala was but Gaza.
00:42:32She was a prosecutor.
00:42:33Oh,
00:42:36she's in the pocket of Wall Street.
00:42:41I remember somebody tried to claim
00:42:43Hillary once defen-
00:42:44uh,
00:42:44once defended a pedophile in court
00:42:46and then other people had to point out
00:42:48she was a public defender.
00:42:50She had no choice but to do that,
00:42:52you moron.
00:42:54What the fuck do you think
00:42:55a lawyer is for?
00:42:56What the fuck do you think a lawyer is for?
00:43:03A conscientious objector
00:43:07is a complicit perpetrator
00:43:08every single time.
00:43:09Yep.
00:43:18It's,
00:43:18it's this,
00:43:19it's,
00:43:20it's people still not getting
00:43:21what the trolley problem is about.
00:43:23They still think
00:43:24allowing harm to happen
00:43:26through inaction
00:43:27is less morally reprehensible
00:43:29than causing harm through action.
00:43:32And it's not.
00:43:34It's,
00:43:35it's just as,
00:43:36if not more reprehensible.
00:43:37It is literally,
00:43:38the,
00:43:38the concept is called
00:43:39the banality of evil.
00:44:03I think a big reason
00:44:07as to why
00:44:08Biden hemmed and hawed
00:44:10so much on Gaza
00:44:11is because,
00:44:13and it,
00:44:14it,
00:44:14it's,
00:44:15I'm going to be honest here,
00:44:16it's not an unreasonable thing
00:44:17to expect.
00:44:18I think he expected
00:44:19a lot of those people,
00:44:20a lot of the people screaming
00:44:21about it to get bored
00:44:22and move on
00:44:24to the next headline.
00:44:27Because that's normally
00:44:28what they do.
00:44:29that's what they did,
00:44:30that's what they did in 20,
00:44:31that's what they did in 20,
00:44:32uh,
00:44:34like 2020.
00:44:35The last,
00:44:36whatever,
00:44:37the last,
00:44:37like it was only just a few years ago.
00:44:39It was like the last time
00:44:40Israel bombed Gaza.
00:44:42People yelled about it
00:44:44for like two months
00:44:45and then they moved on
00:44:46to other shit.
00:44:49Evil will always triumph
00:44:50if good people refuse
00:44:51to get up,
00:44:52get up from their couch.
00:44:53Yep.
00:44:54It's just the cause of the moment.
00:44:55For a lot of people,
00:44:56it was just the cause of the moment.
00:44:57I think for a lot of leftists,
00:45:13they just have this
00:45:14deep,
00:45:15profound misanthropy.
00:45:18Yeah,
00:45:19with somebody in the server
00:45:20who said it,
00:45:20yeah,
00:45:20a lot of leftists
00:45:21have a deep and profound
00:45:23misanthropy.
00:45:23They just hate people.
00:45:25And what they want
00:45:27is for the world
00:45:28to stop burning
00:45:28so that they can go back
00:45:29to hating it.
00:45:34But truth be told,
00:45:35while that's a very good observation,
00:45:36I think the truth of the matter
00:45:37is,
00:45:37is that,
00:45:38you know,
00:45:39talk is cheap.
00:45:41Saying shit is easy.
00:45:42Doing things is hard.
00:45:44Doing things requires you
00:45:45to put your money
00:45:46where your mouth is.
00:45:47And it's a lot,
00:45:48and it's just,
00:45:49it's very easy
00:45:49to virtue signal
00:45:50on Twitter.
00:45:51That's why the online left
00:45:56devolves so,
00:45:57so,
00:45:58so frequently
00:45:58into purity testing
00:46:00and slander campaigns.
00:46:03Because
00:46:03it's all just
00:46:06shitty people
00:46:07needing to convince themselves
00:46:09that they're good.
00:46:21these people
00:46:24make me want to
00:46:24press a face
00:46:25to receive,
00:46:25my face to receive.
00:46:27Yep.
00:46:28See,
00:46:28the problem we kind of have
00:46:29is that we keep acting
00:46:30as if like,
00:46:31well,
00:46:32conservatives are all morons
00:46:33and the left are all smart.
00:46:35And the truth of the matter
00:46:36is it's not.
00:46:37A lot of people on the left
00:46:38are just as dumb
00:46:39as conservatives.
00:46:39And they do dumb
00:46:42self-sabotaging things
00:46:44because they're,
00:46:45they're just too dumb
00:46:46to understand
00:46:47how politics works.
00:46:48They don't get it.
00:46:49And they'll probably
00:46:50never get it.
00:46:58But
00:46:58that's the,
00:47:00but you know,
00:47:00that's Twitter.
00:47:01Less than 6%
00:47:02of the global population
00:47:03uses Twitter.
00:47:09you can only look
00:47:12good comparatively
00:47:13so that,
00:47:13yeah,
00:47:13there it is.
00:47:14You can only look
00:47:15good comparatively.
00:47:16So they may,
00:47:17so they make,
00:47:18so they make it a competition
00:47:19and reject everything
00:47:20that would lose them
00:47:21a social credit.
00:47:23It's,
00:47:23it's the same as
00:47:24lolcow culture.
00:47:25You know,
00:47:25they need people
00:47:26to be worse than them
00:47:27so they look better
00:47:28by comparison.
00:47:30And the problem is
00:47:31a lot of these people
00:47:32are vile.
00:47:33They are despicable
00:47:34human beings.
00:47:39But like I said,
00:47:45that's Twitter.
00:47:46And less than,
00:47:47less than like 6%
00:47:47of the global population
00:47:48uses Twitter.
00:47:50Out in the real world,
00:47:51a lot of people
00:47:52are admittedly,
00:47:53or they,
00:47:54you know,
00:47:54they're,
00:47:54they're quicker
00:47:55on the uptake.
00:47:56You know,
00:47:57this is why,
00:47:58you know,
00:47:58this is why
00:47:59the NDP
00:47:59is finally getting rid
00:48:00of Yagameet Singh.
00:48:06Because like,
00:48:07three fucking elections
00:48:09of the,
00:48:09like,
00:48:09that guy
00:48:10remained NDP leader
00:48:11through three fucking elections
00:48:13and constant scandals.
00:48:15Like,
00:48:15they fucking,
00:48:16like,
00:48:17and I think what really
00:48:18scared people
00:48:19was that
00:48:20he basically,
00:48:21like,
00:48:22Singh would say one thing
00:48:23and do another.
00:48:24That was always
00:48:24his big problem.
00:48:26You know,
00:48:27he was always on,
00:48:27on stage posturing
00:48:29about,
00:48:29about Trudeau
00:48:30and then would turn around
00:48:32and like sign a deal
00:48:33with Trudeau on something.
00:48:37But the truth of the matter
00:48:38is,
00:48:38is that
00:48:39you know,
00:48:39like,
00:48:40I think what really
00:48:40scared people was
00:48:41Singh announced his intentions
00:48:43to bring forth a vote
00:48:44of no confidence
00:48:45against Trudeau.
00:48:46And a lot of people
00:48:47freaked out at that
00:48:49because
00:48:49that's how we got Harper.
00:48:51The NDP
00:48:52and the conservatives
00:48:53conspired to push
00:48:55a vote of no confidence
00:48:56against liberals
00:48:56and that's how we got Harper.
00:49:02Which is
00:49:02really just
00:49:04fucking horrid.
00:49:09the,
00:49:12the, uh,
00:49:13the supposedly,
00:49:13the allegedly
00:49:14socialist party
00:49:15conspires
00:49:17with a fascist
00:49:18to bring,
00:49:19to bring down
00:49:20another leftist party
00:49:21and gives us
00:49:2210 years
00:49:23of the worst
00:49:23fucking government
00:49:24Canada has ever
00:49:25fucking had.
00:49:32And then
00:49:32Singh, uh,
00:49:34announced plans
00:49:34to do it again
00:49:35and I was like,
00:49:36you son of a bitch.
00:49:59Them treating
00:49:59political issues
00:50:00as just fads
00:50:01tells me how little
00:50:02they actually care
00:50:02about the world
00:50:03beyond their smelly
00:50:04apartments.
00:50:04Yep.
00:50:06I mean like
00:50:17for fuck's sake,
00:50:18the NDP
00:50:18kept losing seats
00:50:20year, uh,
00:50:20like election
00:50:21after election
00:50:22after election.
00:50:22They were leader
00:50:23of the opposition
00:50:24during Harper's
00:50:25last term
00:50:25and then
00:50:27they got
00:50:27knocked down,
00:50:28uh,
00:50:29by a liberal
00:50:30majority
00:50:31to like 40
00:50:35seats
00:50:36and
00:50:37okay,
00:50:58so
00:50:59in the 2008
00:51:01election,
00:51:02Jack Layton
00:51:03and the NDPs,
00:51:03they were leader
00:51:04of the opposition.
00:51:05They outnumbered
00:51:05the liberals.
00:51:06That was the first
00:51:07time that it ever
00:51:08happened.
00:51:09That's what you get
00:51:09with a first-past-the-post
00:51:10voting system.
00:51:11It doesn't matter.
00:51:13It really just
00:51:14doesn't fucking matter.
00:51:15Like,
00:51:16people think that
00:51:17ranked choice voting
00:51:18would make the NDPs
00:51:19more attractive.
00:51:19It really wouldn't
00:51:20because most people
00:51:22who vote NDP
00:51:23when times are good,
00:51:24they tend to switch
00:51:25liberal.
00:51:26at the end
00:51:30of the day,
00:51:31you still got to
00:51:31put that one
00:51:32next to something.
00:51:40So,
00:51:41the NDP
00:51:41went from
00:51:41leader of the
00:51:42opposition
00:51:42during a
00:51:45conservative
00:51:45minority.
00:51:50I mean,
00:51:51yeah,
00:51:51for fuck's sake,
00:51:52yeah,
00:51:52the Green Party.
00:51:53Elizabeth May
00:51:53is like the only
00:51:54member of the
00:51:55Green Party
00:51:55who ever gets
00:51:56elected.
00:51:57Like,
00:51:58the Bloc
00:51:58and the Liberals,
00:51:59they were just
00:52:00down.
00:52:02Then 2015
00:52:03happened.
00:52:04We'd all had
00:52:04enough of
00:52:04Harper.
00:52:07Everyone had
00:52:07had enough
00:52:08of Harper.
00:52:08And so,
00:52:09the Liberals
00:52:09shot up
00:52:10184 fucking
00:52:12seats.
00:52:14And the
00:52:15NDP
00:52:15under Thomas
00:52:17Mulcair,
00:52:18because Jack
00:52:18Leighton was
00:52:19one of the
00:52:20most beloved
00:52:21leaders of the
00:52:21NDP,
00:52:22but he died
00:52:23during his
00:52:23last term.
00:52:24So,
00:52:24then it became
00:52:25Thomas Mulcair.
00:52:25They went
00:52:26down to
00:52:2644 seats.
00:52:29And they
00:52:30bumped Thomas
00:52:31Mulcair out
00:52:31very quickly.
00:52:332019,
00:52:34Trudeau gets
00:52:34re-elected,
00:52:35and the NDP
00:52:37under Yagmeet Singh
00:52:37goes down to
00:52:3824 seats.
00:52:432021,
00:52:44Trudeau gets
00:52:44elected again,
00:52:45and the NDP
00:52:46again under
00:52:47Singh goes
00:52:48down,
00:52:49go,
00:52:49oh,
00:52:49actually,
00:52:50no,
00:52:50they go up.
00:52:51at least,
00:52:51they just,
00:52:52they go up
00:52:52one seat.
00:52:54But then we
00:52:54get to
00:52:542025,
00:52:56and now the
00:52:58NDP is down
00:52:59to fucking
00:52:59seven,
00:53:00because they
00:53:01kept running
00:53:01the same
00:53:02guy nobody
00:53:03likes.
00:53:08Why is the
00:53:08Green Party
00:53:09still here?
00:53:09Why is the
00:53:10Green Party
00:53:11still here?
00:53:12Why is the
00:53:12Green Party
00:53:12still here?
00:53:12Why is the
00:53:13Green Party
00:53:13still here?
00:53:13Why is the
00:53:14Green Party
00:53:14still here?
00:53:14I feel like
00:53:27Vex,
00:53:27I feel like
00:53:28you tend to
00:53:29attribute it
00:53:30to the fact
00:53:30that people
00:53:31have to vote
00:53:31strategically.
00:53:34And no,
00:53:35Canadians only
00:53:36vote,
00:53:37like,
00:53:37Canadians voting
00:53:39strategically
00:53:39doesn't mean
00:53:40voting liberal
00:53:42to keep the
00:53:43conservative.
00:53:44That's not
00:53:44really how
00:53:45our system
00:53:45works.
00:53:46The NDP
00:53:46has outpaced
00:53:47the liberals
00:53:47more than
00:53:48once.
00:53:52What ends
00:53:53up happening
00:53:53is that if
00:53:54you live,
00:53:54what strategic
00:53:55voting is,
00:53:56is that if
00:53:56you live in
00:53:57a district
00:53:57that is
00:53:57conservative,
00:53:58you try to
00:53:59flip it
00:53:59red.
00:54:00If you live
00:54:00in a,
00:54:00if you live
00:54:01in a,
00:54:01sorry,
00:54:02if you live
00:54:02in a riding
00:54:02that's
00:54:03conservative,
00:54:03you try to
00:54:04flip it
00:54:04red.
00:54:05If you live
00:54:05in a riding
00:54:06that's red,
00:54:06you make
00:54:06sure it stays
00:54:07red.
00:54:07And if you
00:54:08live in a
00:54:09riding that's
00:54:09yellow,
00:54:10you make
00:54:10sure it stays
00:54:11yellow.
00:54:14That's what
00:54:33strategic voting
00:54:35looks like.
00:54:35But the
00:54:35reality is,
00:54:36is that I
00:54:37don't really
00:54:37think most
00:54:38Canadian
00:54:39leftists are
00:54:39like, I
00:54:40would vote
00:54:41NDP, but
00:54:42I, but you
00:54:42know, I
00:54:43have to vote
00:54:44liberal to
00:54:44keep the
00:54:44conservatives
00:54:45out.
00:54:45That's not
00:54:45really how
00:54:46Canada
00:54:46works.
00:54:47Most
00:54:48Canadian
00:54:48leftists are
00:54:50liberals.
00:54:50They vote
00:54:51liberal rather,
00:54:52rather consistently.
00:54:55Like for me,
00:54:56I vote NDP in
00:54:57provincial elections
00:54:58and liberal in
00:54:58federal elections.
00:55:00Because the,
00:55:01the NDP in
00:55:02Nova Scotia is
00:55:03fucking great.
00:55:04the federal
00:55:05NDP, but the
00:55:06federal NDP
00:55:06party is a
00:55:07fucking joke.
00:55:08A shit show.
00:55:09And it's
00:55:10always been a
00:55:10shit show.
00:55:14The federal
00:55:14NDP, they
00:55:15operate on some
00:55:16of the worst
00:55:16cognitive dissonance.
00:55:17They still think
00:55:18they can win
00:55:18elections, which
00:55:19it's not going
00:55:21to happen.
00:55:21And every
00:55:22single time that
00:55:23they fail, every
00:55:24single time they
00:55:25lose seats.
00:55:34previously NDP
00:55:39held seats.
00:55:40No, no.
00:55:42Conservatives won
00:55:43the previously
00:55:43NDP held seats
00:55:45because people
00:55:46got pissed at
00:55:46the NDP.
00:55:47That's what
00:55:47happens.
00:55:51And, well,
00:55:52yeah, the NDP,
00:55:53actually, yeah,
00:55:53what the NDP
00:55:54does is they do
00:55:55the same thing
00:55:56that Vex is doing
00:55:57in the chat
00:55:57right now.
00:55:58They, every
00:55:59single time they
00:56:00lose an election,
00:56:01they fabricate
00:56:03some way in
00:56:04which it
00:56:04wasn't their
00:56:05fault.
00:56:07Oh, it's
00:56:08strategic voting.
00:56:09Oh, it's the
00:56:09first-past-the-post
00:56:10voting system.
00:56:13They always
00:56:14have someone
00:56:15else to blame,
00:56:16and so they
00:56:16never shift how
00:56:18they actually do
00:56:18policy.
00:56:19They don't shift
00:56:20on anything.
00:56:24As a result,
00:56:25the NDP gets
00:56:25just accustomed
00:56:26to failure.
00:56:30Like, no,
00:56:31first-past-the-post
00:56:32isn't why
00:56:33the NDP
00:56:34got absolutely
00:56:35fucking creamed
00:56:36in this election.
00:56:38It was Singh
00:56:38and his
00:56:39fucking nonsense
00:56:41that got the
00:56:42NDP creamed.
00:56:43Nobody liked him.
00:56:45Singh was
00:56:46probably one of
00:56:46the most,
00:56:47I think Singh
00:56:48was second
00:56:49only to Trudeau
00:56:50in terms of
00:56:51one of the
00:56:51most despised
00:56:52politicians
00:56:53in Parliament
00:56:54by the time
00:56:55Trudeau quit.
00:57:01And the big
00:57:01problem is that
00:57:02the NDP
00:57:02and the Liberals
00:57:03are the same
00:57:04fucking party.
00:57:05They have the
00:57:05same fucking
00:57:06positions on
00:57:07almost every
00:57:07goddamn thing.
00:57:09They could
00:57:10easily form
00:57:10a coalition
00:57:11government
00:57:11and get
00:57:13all their
00:57:13shit passed.
00:57:16But what
00:57:17ends up
00:57:17happening
00:57:18is the NDP
00:57:19gets in a
00:57:20fucking snit
00:57:21every single
00:57:22goddamn time.
00:57:23They start
00:57:24posturing and
00:57:25puffing their
00:57:25chest and
00:57:26pulling this
00:57:26fucking
00:57:27and pulling
00:57:28this
00:57:28grr
00:57:29Neolib
00:57:29shit.
00:57:31And what
00:57:31ends up
00:57:32happening
00:57:33for Singh?
00:57:36The two
00:57:37things he
00:57:37cared most
00:57:37about,
00:57:38dental care
00:57:38and pharma
00:57:39care for
00:57:39all,
00:57:40got passed
00:57:40by Trudeau.
00:57:53See you mix
00:57:54it, Max.
00:57:57And they
00:58:05don't learn.
00:58:06They never
00:58:06learn.
00:58:07Ever.
00:58:09It's just
00:58:10this constant
00:58:11thing with
00:58:11them.
00:58:13Because, you
00:58:13know, this
00:58:14should have
00:58:14been like
00:58:14the easiest
00:58:15goddamn thing
00:58:16to, the
00:58:17easiest election
00:58:17for them to
00:58:18win.
00:58:18It's like,
00:58:19you know,
00:58:20you run on
00:58:21a platform
00:58:22of, I will
00:58:23bring in
00:58:24rent control
00:58:25and bring
00:58:25rent down.
00:58:27I'll
00:58:31ease
00:58:32property
00:58:32taxes on
00:58:33first-time
00:58:33homebuyers.
00:58:35We'll, we'll,
00:58:36you know,
00:58:36we'll, we'll
00:58:37cap prices on
00:58:38food and
00:58:38bring your
00:58:39grocery bills
00:58:39down.
00:58:40It's so
00:58:40fucking easy
00:58:41for them
00:58:42to do.
00:58:43They could
00:58:43campaign on
00:58:44universal basic
00:58:45income and
00:58:45they'd win,
00:58:46but they
00:58:47don't.
00:58:48They campaign,
00:58:49what they
00:58:50campaigned on
00:58:50was, was,
00:58:51I want that
00:58:52twink
00:58:52obliterated.
00:58:53That was the
00:58:54NDP platform
00:58:54for the entire
00:58:55fucking election.
00:58:57And even
00:58:58before the
00:58:59election, the
00:59:00NDP and the
00:59:01conservatives had
00:59:01the same
00:59:02fucking priority,
00:59:03which was
00:59:04Gertrudeau.
00:59:11And, you
00:59:12know, that
00:59:13doesn't work
00:59:14out well among
00:59:14people who know
00:59:15better, because
00:59:16the reason Trudeau
00:59:17was hated was
00:59:18because of the
00:59:18cost of living
00:59:19crisis, you
00:59:20know, with
00:59:20rent skyrocketing
00:59:22and grocery
00:59:23bills skyrocketing.
00:59:24Of course, people
00:59:25who have ever
00:59:26actually been
00:59:26outside their
00:59:27house, they
00:59:27know federal
00:59:28government has
00:59:28no control over
00:59:29that.
00:59:30Not yet, at
00:59:31least.
00:59:32It could.
00:59:34I mean, people
00:59:34ask me, it's
00:59:35like, why, why
00:59:36aren't you pissed
00:59:37about, why
00:59:37aren't you pissed
00:59:38about Trudeau?
00:59:39You know, rents
00:59:40in your province
00:59:41has fucking
00:59:41skyrocketed more
00:59:42than anywhere else.
00:59:43And it's like,
00:59:44yeah, because we
00:59:45have a conservative
00:59:46provincial government
00:59:47and those are the
00:59:47ones that do
00:59:48rent control.
00:59:50Those are the
00:59:50ones who set the
00:59:51laws on rent
00:59:52control and the
00:59:53loopholes on
00:59:54rent control.
00:59:56Had nothing to
00:59:56do with the
00:59:56Liberal Party.
00:59:57It's all the
00:59:57conservatives.
01:00:01Why aren't I
01:00:02mad at Trudeau?
01:00:03Because it's
01:00:03the other guy
01:00:04doing it.
01:00:09Fucking hell.
01:00:13People don't pay
01:00:13attention to that
01:00:14shit.
01:00:15Most people
01:00:15couldn't tell you
01:00:16who the premier
01:00:17of their province
01:00:18is.
01:00:26absolute horse
01:00:33shit with these
01:00:33people.
01:00:37And, like,
01:00:38really, that's
01:00:38always been the
01:00:39big weak point of
01:00:40democracy, hasn't
01:00:41it?
01:00:41You know,
01:00:42democracy lives
01:00:43and dies on the
01:00:44intelligence of the
01:00:44electorate.
01:00:46And voters in
01:00:49Canada and the
01:00:49U.S. are dumb
01:00:51as shit.
01:00:51Yeah.
01:00:56only smart people
01:01:20should get to
01:01:21Bex, stop, you
01:01:25know, you know
01:01:26what we're actually
01:01:27talking about.
01:01:28Stop asking
01:01:29deliberately bad
01:01:30faith questions to
01:01:31cause trouble.
01:01:40Like, either start
01:01:41acting in good faith
01:01:42or shut the fuck
01:01:43up.
01:01:43Dumb and sadistic.
01:01:49Yep, dumb and
01:01:49sadistic.
01:01:51There's not really
01:01:52much you can do
01:01:52about it,
01:01:52unfortunately,
01:01:53because they're
01:01:53always going to be
01:01:54stupid.
01:02:13You can't
01:02:22do that unless
01:02:23it exists,
01:02:24but it's
01:02:25up.
01:02:30You
01:02:30have to
01:02:31live
01:02:32香港
01:02:33now.
01:02:33Just
01:02:33duck
01:02:34even
01:02:34right
01:02:34past
01:02:35night
01:02:36good
01:02:36and
01:02:37things
01:02:37running
01:02:38Well,
01:02:39it's
01:02:39up.
01:02:39Let
01:02:40talk
01:02:41While
01:02:41I
01:02:41don't
01:02:42have to
01:02:42Of course, after the election, Alberta was throwing a fucking bitch fit.
01:02:46I think Alberta's, like, the only province that's been green, sorry, green, the only province that's been blue every single fucking election.
01:02:56So it's just like, you know, the liberals won again, and they were losing their absolute fucking shit.
01:03:06And the reason for that is, like, their entire economy is based on, is that people are stupid.
01:03:11How would you solve that flaw?
01:03:12You don't. You can't.
01:03:15It's an inherent flaw in democracy. It can't be solved.
01:03:19You either make the people smarter, or you just deal with the fact that democracy is a shelf life.
01:03:24You're operating under the belief that there's such a thing as a, that it's possible to make democracy perfect. And no, it's not.
01:03:44Every single political system has its failings.
01:03:48And there is, there is no political system that involves fallible human beings that does not have its failings.
01:03:53And democracy's biggest weakness is stupid voters.
01:03:58They're like Texas, more eager to shoot themselves in the foot than reflect.
01:04:04Well, their entire economy is in oil and gas, so they don't like the liberals because the liberals are trying to reduce our reliance on oil and gas.
01:04:12Now they want to form their own party.
01:04:16What are they going to call it?
01:04:17Yeah, they want to form their own party now, like the block redneck claw or something.
01:04:22Actually, they've been talking shit about leaving and actually becoming a state.
01:04:26Like, Alberta wants to leave Canada and become a state.
01:04:28And I'm like, you know, the U.S. can have it.
01:04:33The U.S. could fucking have it.
01:04:36I would, I would very much love it if the conservatives lost their biggest voting bloc.
01:04:58Nobody likes Alberta. Alberta's a fucking joke.
01:05:03No, I wouldn't say Alberta's like Texas. They're more like Florida.
01:05:18USA gets a ridiculously looking unicorn horn and Canada gets to cut off the rot.
01:05:24Hey, Trump, we'll trade you Alberta for California.
01:05:28We'll trade you Alberta for New York.
01:05:33There's one interview where Trudeau was telling a story about how, like, Trump was talking to him about, you know, Canada being the 51st state, you know, as a, you know, as a joke.
01:05:59And so Trudeau joked back, it's like, well, how about we trade?
01:06:03How about you take Alberta and we'll take, like, Vermont or California?
01:06:07And apparently Trump got really quiet and didn't think it was funny after that point.
01:06:20It's funny, Trudeau and Carney just kept serving that guy L's his entire, like, for both his fucking terms.
01:06:29And there's one, like, where there's a lot of people trying to figure out this one and he's not a joke.
01:06:30So this has happened to me, though.
01:06:31So this is going to be...
01:06:32I'm not a joke.
01:06:32It's going to be an hour when I get a joke about it.
01:06:33But...
01:06:34And there's one thing, and I want to take this one, and there's a lot of people trying to think about it, because there's a lot of people trying to do it.
01:06:37And then they're not sure how it's part of it.
01:06:38But hopefully because they're not compared to a lot of people trying to do it.
01:06:39So, yeah, it's not really just about this point.
01:06:40I bet that it's going to be fine with children.
01:06:42And then they're doing so many of them in a little bit, and they're very busy.
01:06:43And, they're going to be fine with the idea.
01:07:14There we go.
01:07:32Let's see. Alberta has about the same population as Alabama.
01:07:37Fitting. So, Alberta would probably have however many electoral votes Alabama has.
01:07:51The master of the deal, everybody. What a fucking joke.
01:07:54Oh, the shade got dark in here real quick.
01:07:57Oh, the shade got dark in here real quick.
01:08:09New York plus New England, Republic of Laurentia, Laurentia when?
01:08:14Yeah, let's just completely cut the U.S. off from the coastline.
01:08:27Honestly, I'm going to be honest.
01:08:29I'm kind of glad that the relationship between U.S. and Canada is broken down
01:08:33because it's generally just been a very poor relationship with Canada for a very long time.
01:08:43Hmm.
01:08:52Hmm.
01:08:53Hmm.
01:08:54Hmm.
01:08:56Hmm.
01:08:58Hmm.
01:10:13Hey, your state only has to become part of Canada, briefly.
01:10:32Absolutely.
01:11:41My state just needs to get shot into space, probably would be best for everyone.
01:11:48Then we would be Lexer-less.
01:11:49we'll play soul suit
01:11:59up all night anyway
01:12:03up all night
01:12:33All right.
01:13:03All right.
01:13:33All right.
01:13:35To delete your save to start a new run from scratch.
01:13:39Ew.
01:13:41All right.
01:13:43All right.
01:13:47All right.
01:13:49All right.
01:13:51All right.
01:13:53All right.
01:13:59All right.
01:14:07Okay.
01:14:09Okay.
01:14:11Oh, come on.
01:14:19Stop.
01:14:21One second, everybody.
01:14:23Hang out.
01:14:29Almost local.
01:14:31I'm going to run it again.
01:14:51I'm going to run it again.
01:15:13Okay.
01:15:15Here we go.
01:15:17I'm going to run it again.
01:15:19I'm going to run it again.
01:15:21Okay.
01:15:23Okay.
01:15:25Okay.
01:15:27Okay.
01:15:29Okay.
01:15:31Okay.
01:15:33Okay.
01:15:35Okay.
01:15:37Okay.
01:15:39Okay.
01:15:41Okay.
01:15:43Okay.
01:15:47Okay.
01:15:49Okay.
01:15:51Okay.
01:15:53Okay.
01:15:55There's a middle mouse.
01:16:05Cool.
01:16:07Okay.
01:16:08That would be better to look.
01:16:09I need that.
01:16:10Okay.
01:16:11Okay.
01:16:12Okay.
01:16:13Okay.
01:16:14This is a middle mouse.
01:16:16Cool.
01:16:17Okay.
01:16:18Hmm.
01:16:28What would be better to put...
01:16:45There we go.
01:16:48I was going to wait.
01:16:51I was going to wait.
01:16:54Wait, no.
01:16:57I'm going to wait.
01:16:59I'm going to wait.
01:17:04Come on.
01:17:08I'm going to wait.
01:17:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, you want me to use a controller, but a controller's shit!
01:17:46But it could not be destroyed, so the keepers seized the veil with their own essence, and stood guard, the world was now safe, but it was also empty, and meaningless, thus, the keepers reached beyond the veil,
01:18:10Very normal and well-adjusted controller user, and I took that personally.
01:18:21Yeah, see, here's the kicker. I'm getting real sick of PC games opening with, we strongly recommend, this was designed with a controller in mind, like, fuck off!
01:18:32That just tells me you didn't import, you didn't make proper mouse and keyboard control.
01:18:37And nine times out of ten, it ends up being false anyway.
01:18:40The great cycle was set in motion, yet chaos hungered for more, and sought to undo the keepers' creation.
01:18:54The fall of chaos struck, wounding the keepers and tearing the veil.
01:19:01Endless droves of horror, tresteds into the world.
01:19:05Endless droves of horror, and so came, the source of the storm.
01:19:14Heard and weak, the keepers charged man with defending the world.
01:19:22They inspired man to fight fight-
01:19:24This is really bad at keyboard and mouse.
01:19:25Yeah, everyone is, yeah, everyone is, until they start using them.
01:19:32Then you get like, a fuckin'
01:19:34fuckin' G600,
01:19:36and a, uh, uh,
01:19:38and a Stromo, and then you're just like,
01:19:40I will never go back again.
01:19:42Okay, Lute, how long are you, uh, going on about this?
01:19:59Three of the sacred cities that were built in those hallowed spaces.
01:20:08Eventually, the source of the storm was put to an end.
01:20:14The three cities still stand to this day,
01:20:18for the glory of the keepers.
01:20:19The actual plot of this game's a lot better than this lore dump.
01:20:36Pulse is pulling a Union Cross cutscene.
01:20:38Oh, yeah!
01:20:49Oh, yeah!
01:21:00We're inside at last!
01:21:02Don't be too enthusiastic.
01:21:04Someone here is more than eager to welcome us.
01:21:12It's a gang here somehow.
01:21:15And what can these catch-a-move power?
01:21:17We survived, we must fight the answers.
01:21:23Come on, second?
01:21:32Ow.
01:21:33Now let's focus on destroying this thing.
01:21:55Weirdly jerky.
01:22:04I always got to troubleshoot- troubleshoot a game
01:22:07before I-when I-whenever I start playing it again.
01:22:10Well, best thing to do would be to-
01:22:14Zoom and, you know, this guy.
01:22:33When is it done?
01:22:34No more.
01:22:35I'm not supposed to be getting eligible.
01:22:36Still, I'm not supposed to be getting FINAL.
01:22:41Or even if you're not supposed to be a game.
01:22:43I got to know.
01:22:44You're not supposed to be the spot.
01:22:45I got to know the other that I have.
01:22:46Well, it's probably going to do.
01:22:47I have to talk about the F.O.
01:22:48I'm trying toければ you guys.
01:22:49That way, that's not supposed to be the one.
01:22:50I have to go to the other side.
01:22:51Well, I have to go.
01:22:53You're not supposed to be the other side.
01:22:55I'm trying to get the other side on the top.
01:22:57I have to be the other side.
01:22:58I'll tap into vacation.
01:23:00I don't know.
01:23:01I actually think that we may turn the situation to our advantage.
01:23:16Prepare yourself.
01:23:31Oh, all right.
01:23:44Well, nothing.
01:23:45It isn't OBS overloading anything.
01:23:52Turning that off would be fine.
01:23:54Oh, hi, Ms. Chemistry.
01:24:07Oh, you know what?
01:24:22It might be because I'm using game capture, not window capture.
01:24:26That might fix it.
01:24:29There we are.
01:24:36Do, do, do, do, do.
01:24:51There we are.
01:24:52Oh, that's even worse.
01:25:13That's even worse.
01:25:14Fucking hell.
01:25:21Oh, well, I'll just deal with it.
01:25:44All right.
01:25:56Oh, well, please.
01:25:58We've got a new camera.
01:26:00We've got a new jet.
01:26:01We've got a new jetpack.
01:26:02We're gonna be a new jetpack.
01:26:05We've got a new jetpack.