- 5/4/2025
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00:00...a zombie whose soul is a separate person entirely, a puppy girl, a moth, a hot demon, a weeb demon, and then a cat after you've literally kissed everyone else, you whore.
00:30...a zombie whose soul is a separate person entirely, a puppy girl, a moth, a...
01:00...a Swedish family.
01:08...a newentecostand.
01:19...a WOS.
01:25and
02:25For a person entirely, a puppy girl, a moth, a hot demon, a weeb demon, a weeb demon, and then a cat after you've literally kissed everyone else, you whore.
02:45Look at it flushing on that.
02:55Look at it.
03:24Look at it.
03:40Again.
04:10Oops.
04:14Oops.
04:19Oops.
04:27Oops.
04:33Oops.
04:39Oops. I forgot the tilde halfway through.
05:07Oh, come on.
05:10Fucking folders open.
05:16Pursue a hot demon girl, the hot demon girl, the hot demon girl, the hot demon girl's brother, a twink who's
05:33brother, a twink whose dialogue I always seem to read aloud in a voice that's like a cross between
05:47Stewie Griffin and Rarity, a chronically ill zombie whose soul is a separate person entirely,
05:52a puppy girl, a moth, a hot demon, a...
05:54whose soul is a separate person entirely, a...
05:57a puppy girl, a moth...
06:01a moth, a hot...
06:05a hot demon, a weeb demon, and then a cat after you've li...
06:16a hot demon, and then a cat after you've literally kissed everyone else, you whore.
06:34You whore.
06:58And then a cat after you've...
07:10and then a cat, and then a cat, and then a cat girl, after you have kissed literally everyone else in the entire house, you whore.
07:18Oh, that one's so much better.
07:21Demon and...
07:23Girl, after you have kissed literally everyone else in the entire house, you whore.
07:35Girl, after you have kissed literally everyone else in the entire house, you whore.
07:40Oh yeah, and if you have a safe aisle from Syrup in the Ultimate Suite, the Chocolate Twins will appear.
07:50That's cool, I didn't know Ren-Pie could do that.
07:52That's cool, I didn't know Ren-Pie could do that.
07:55I didn't know Ren-Pie could do that.
08:00First kiss at a spooky s'more is a much simpler story that ultimately ends with two friends confessing that they had feelings for each other for some time,
08:07and were afraid of ruining their friendship.
08:08Which, as a reason not to confess, is as alarmingly common as it is completely irrational.
08:13Feelings for each other for some time.
08:16And were afraid of ruining their friendship.
08:17Which, as a reason not to confess, is as alarmingly common as it is completely irrational.
08:21Cute hook for this, but the cute hook for this one is that Marzipan has very different interactions with everyone.
08:26It's not all flirting.
08:27This one is that Marzipan has very different interactions with everyone.
08:30It's not all flirting and then passionately making out.
08:32In fact, let's just run through all of them.
08:34Periwinkle being the horny little mayfly he is.
08:36Periwinkle, being the horny little mayfly he is, is always looking for someone to get flirtatious with and take home.
08:44He ends up meeting Marzipan at the punch bowl and the two start talking after Jam leaves.
08:47They go outside.
08:48Peri's an endless flirt to the point he actually overwhelms Marzipan.
08:51Things end up simmering between them and Peri confesses that he's just out to have a good time and for whoever he's with to have a good time.
08:57He helps Marzipan calm down.
08:58They kiss and then afterward he's doing her makeup.
09:00Aww, they're friends.
09:03Aww, they're friends.
09:07Friends.
09:09No, mayfly.
09:11Trying to flirt with Kamala in two different ways ends up failing because Kamala's here with Eleni.
09:22But one of the routes involves getting in contact with her brother Olag.
09:29Marzipan ends up summoning Olag to form a contract to get a kiss.
09:32And it's all very dry and business-like as he irons out the specifics.
09:36It's actually quite funny.
09:36Olag is ace, so it does nothing for him.
09:38But he is a professional, and so it does something-
09:40And so it does something-
09:42He is a professional, and-
09:43And so it-
09:45Professional.
09:47And so it does-
09:48Professional.
09:48And so it does something for Marzipan.
09:50I respect the commitment to the craft, sir.
09:52Olag is ace, so it actually does nothing for him.
09:55Oh.
09:55Olag is-
09:56Olag is ace, so it actually does nothing for him.
10:00But he is a professional, so it does something for Marzipan.
10:03I respect the commitment to the craft, sir.
10:07Olag is great as you re-
10:08Olag is great if you really like dry-
10:10Olag is great if you really like dry awkwardness.
10:13Some people hate that kind of second-hand ab***** that Marzipan goes through.
10:16Some people-
10:17Some people would probably hate this route.
10:19Uh, there's a term I use for this route.
10:21Some people would probably hate this route because they really hate second-hand embarrassment.
10:26Olag is great if you really like dry awkwardness.
10:30Some people would probably hate this route because they really hate second-hand embarrassment.
10:37Uh, I have a term for those people.
10:38I call them weak.
10:44Weak.
10:44Vinegar, outside of the secret ending, is probably the best.
10:52Marzipan just sees a girl lying face down on the floor and thinks,
10:54Okay, is she dead?
10:56The end result is a conversation with a zombie-
10:58The end result is a conversation with a zombie girl who, outside of syrup and gumdrop, might be my favorite of Nami's characters.
11:04She's a witch suffering from a terminal-
11:06She's a witch suffering from a terminal degenerative illness that's slowly rotting her body away.
11:11Degenerative illness that's slowly rotting her body away.
11:14Degenerative illness that's slowly rotting her body away.
11:15And so she's very listless and bitter because she's in constant pain.
11:18At first she's very snappish to Marzipan, but relaxes when she-
11:21But relaxes when she-
11:22Pushed to Marzipan, but re-
11:23But relax-
11:24But relaxes when she realizes she was only trying to help.
11:29In getting Vinegar a soda, you encounter a ghost who is actually half of Vinegar's soul.
11:33So follow me on this.
11:34Vinegar decided to escape the limitations of her rotting-
11:37Vinegar decided to escape the limitations of her rotting, dying body by extracting her soul.
11:42By extracting her soul.
11:44But because she didn't have another body to put it in, she had to split it in half.
11:49This means Vinegar is now two distinct people.
12:01This means Vinegar is now two distinct people.
12:04A literal split personality.
12:08You have the zombie half, miserable and grouchy from her illness.
12:11And the ghost half, who is a lot more upbeat and chipper, but who can't do anything she normally likes because she's incorporeal.
12:17Interactions with Vinegar involve convincing the two of them to fuse back together, where they seemingly create a single person.
12:22But in another piece of candy, Vinegar is shown to still be two people.
12:25But in-
12:25But in another piece of candy, Nami's weak comic.
12:28Vinegar is shown to still be-
12:30Another piece of can-
12:30Vinegar has so far not had her own game.
12:42She just appears in other games, where as a character she's fascinating.
12:47Not only is she literally rotting, which in terms of chronic illness is just utterly fucking nightmarish.
12:57Not only is she literally rotting, which in terms of chronic illness is just utterly fucking nightmarish.
13:11Like, like, like, is your brain rotting too? Are you going to develop necrotic dementia?
13:22Nightmarish? Like, is your brain rotting too?
13:24Find a nickel for every V-named character who split their soul in an attempt to escape death, and I'd have two nickels.
13:41Which is a lot of-
13:43Add her own game?
13:49She just appears in other games, where as a character she's fascinating.
14:00Not only is she literally rotting, which in terms of chronic illness is just utterly fucking nightmarish.
14:05Like, is your brain rotting too? Are you going to develop necrotic dementia?
14:08Like, is-
14:08Is your brain rotting too? Are you going to develop necrotic dementia?
14:25But she's also split her soul in half into two distinct people, and like-
14:34They talk and in-
14:37And like, they talk and interact with each other.
14:40Which one holds the other in contempt?
14:41And like, I don't know.
14:42I don't know.
14:43Like, I don't want to be a part of this movement.
14:45Like, I don't know.
14:50I don't know.
14:52I don't care.
14:58Okay!
15:04I'll see you next time.
15:34I gotta scroll through Nami's webcomic looking for the video.
16:04Ah, you know what, I might as well just...
16:11I'll see you next time.
16:41...delivering 110 feet of ultra-far coverage and full room 3D airflow in just one minute
16:47with smart sensor precision that syncs airflow with your every move.
16:51Drio, the number one household fan brand for three consecutive years on Amazon U.S.
16:56Meet Water's bubblier and more energetic best friend, Bubbler.
17:00With antioxidants, natural caffeine, and zero grams of sugar, Bubbler has benefits in each bubble.
17:07Did I save that one?
17:22Okay, yeah.
17:22Really should be a collective word for Nami's works.
17:30A sweet chop?
17:31I believe the Nami-verse is currently the accepted term.
17:34Oh.
17:34I don't know.
17:47Oh.
18:17...developed necrotic dementia, but she's also split her soul in half into two distinct
18:38people, and like, and like, they talk to people, and like, they talk and interact with each
18:46other, and each one holds the other in contempt, with each other, and each one holds the other
18:56in contempt, but in another piece of
19:15actual self-inflicted split personality that is its own unique character. Also, as we'll
19:29find out in a later game, soul extraction is actually really fucking difficult, and leaving
19:39herself behind was completely intentional. How powerful is Vinegar? Her illness feeds off
19:45magic, so if she casts too many spells, she'll die, but like, that is a scarily powerful lady.
19:49Oh my god, CD, are you just taking this chance to- Oh my god- Oh my god, CD, are you just
19:57taking this chance to gush about Vinegar? No, kinda. No, kinda. Vinegar? No, kinda.
20:06The rest aren't exactly all that interesting, I guess it comes down to personal taste.
20:14The rest aren't exactly all that interesting, I guess it comes down to personal taste.
20:18Strudel, the dog girl, drags Marzipan out to the graveyard to find a bone, and then licks
20:22her face. Poffin- Poffin, the- Poffin, the princess of the moths, will-
20:28The moths with-
20:33The moths with-
20:36The moths with-
20:39The moths with-
20:42Basil is a squirrely little demon who is absolutely obsessed with the Nami-verse version of Sailor
20:45Moon, and by random chance, he and Marzipan bond over liking the same garbage anime. I'm
20:49gonna be honest, Basil appears in multiple games and the web-comic, and I just don't like
20:52him at all.
20:55Chervil you can only access after doing the basil ending
21:01And it turns out that he
21:01Rude, man
21:05But Marzipan thinks he's handsome
21:06And so she just lets it go
21:08Lastly is Jam
21:13Lastly is Jam
21:14The BFF Marzipan went to the party with
21:19If you take the route for Periwinkle
21:21If you take the route to Periwinkle
21:25And then don't go through with talking to him
21:30Marzipan will go through multiple characters at the punch bowl
21:32All of whom assume
21:33All of whom assume that she and
21:35All of whom assume
21:36All of whom assume that she and
21:38All of whom assume that she and Jam were already dating
21:41After a number of dead ends
21:42Marzipan decides to leave
21:43And she and Jam have a heart-to-heart before deciding to kiss
21:45And they're actually dating now
21:46The Jam ending is only available after you get every other ending
21:49And in Starry Flowers it's revealed to have been the canon ending
21:52Because of course it is
21:53Why wouldn't it be?
21:54They're big cute
21:55And it's the only one that ends in an actual relationship
21:57Love that for them
21:58Contract demon
22:00An actual relationship
22:16Love that for them
22:18Love that for them
22:19Love that for them
22:20Love that for them
22:21Love that for them
22:22Love that for them
22:23Love that for them
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22:41Love that for them
22:42Love that for them
22:43Love that for them
22:44Love that for them
22:45Love that for them
22:46Love that for them
22:47You
23:17Contract Demon is
23:20Until
23:23Kamala tells her about boys
23:25and very long
23:26like to live with self-loathing
23:28about knowing someone with depressions
23:31in the underwater village. It turns out
23:33genuinely romantic one.
23:35It's just that Starry Flowers is about
23:37boys and very long. The game has a
23:38very sharp wit.
23:41Drowning, drowning, drowning.
23:44I'm gonna split these up.
23:47Drowning, drowning, drowning.
23:52Drowning, drowning.
23:55Pull someone into a hug and tell them that everything's
23:57going to be okay. Reinforce
23:59what she feels about herself until she
24:01was already coming. One of the
24:03mermaids was already coming back. Being honest here, this
24:05isn't Nami's strong head. It is still
24:07good. I like it.
24:09It's on the market today. It's still worth
24:11playing. Play it again.
24:14Starry Flowers.
24:17Starry Flowers.
24:29Sticking in his head more than-
24:31But Pastille is sticking in his head more than anyone else.
24:33Pastille doesn't necessarily regret making her-
24:36which has this problem
24:38ten fucking
24:39visual novel I've ever played just earlier this month.
24:42None of this is helped by the fact that
24:44it's a kinetic novel, so there's no dialogue
24:46choices, no gameplay, and no branching
24:48paths to engage your brain.
24:50It's not the longest or even the most
24:52unnecessarily padded visual novel I've ever
24:54played just earlier this month. Both
24:56of those titles were snatched away from it by
24:58Decay. It's not the longest
25:01play.
25:03Coburn stories will often simply extend the
25:05denial phase long past the point of being
25:07fast. Our sex tape is called
25:08Any Percent.
25:10I beat my wife up.
25:12But speaking person- but speaking for
25:14myself, edging has never really-
25:16Speaking only for my-
25:17Oh god.
25:20Everyone's got a different-
25:21I had to get my case permission for this joke.
25:25Everyone's got a different taste for this.
25:26Some people live for that shit.
25:28They want to see the-
25:29They want the slowest possible burn
25:32imaginable. They want to get
25:33350,000 words deep into a story
25:36and the characters are only just starting
25:39to accept that they have feelings for each other.
25:41But personally, edging has-
25:43But personally, but speaking person-
25:45But speaking for myself, edging has never
25:47really been a kink of mine.
25:48I live for the quickie.
25:49I beat my wife off so fast our sex tape
25:51has Any Percent in the title.
25:56...and love Syrah puts into actions-
25:58...and slots into the larger group.
26:00Both periwinkle and-
26:02Bad at-
26:03Bad End Theater.
26:05...is everything you don't like about-
26:07Oh jeez.
26:09The starry flower section is long.
26:12Spitting.
26:15Bad End Theater.
26:19You can't think like that.
26:24Could you stop telling me-
26:25...and its inevitability leave her feeling ho-
26:27...doesn't feel any better.
26:31...novelty of bad endings is cute at first.
26:33I mean-
26:33...the people of her-
26:35...is go-
26:36...aster's Garden is a game about-
26:39...and death.
26:47...to get good grades and raise the money to get into a good and advanced school.
26:55You play as Q-Min, a succubus who runs a business where clients pay to have two-
26:58...spent a brief time with you, but who influenced you in a very-
27:02...immediately apparent.
27:03They take the form of Picross puzzles where you have to-
27:06...ever played because it deals with some very uncomfortable material-
27:10...is a story that is going to make you weep like a-
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27:50I'm just kidding, it's alright. You should play it.
27:54Princess Poffin
27:58I feel like
28:00with Starry Flowers as Pastille's
28:02relationship to seek out new life
28:04well then
28:06where the first game
28:08left off, which in
28:10God, I mean, it's a simple request
28:12God, I mean, it's a simple request
28:14Pixie God
28:16That's true, but I'm also not an asshole.
28:18You know, it's a simple request Pixie God
28:20I'm not gonna get too
28:22Ah!
28:24Sorry, my lie is made
28:28I really don't wanna
28:30I can never tell what a waveform
28:32is gonna be, I just
28:34I'm not gonna get too
28:36in
28:38You don't need to hear that
28:40Princess Poffin
28:42Princess Poffin's very
28:44short, that's good
28:48And the back spasms had gone away for a while
28:54There we go
29:06There we go
29:08No one ever needs or should hear that
29:14Yeah, sorry about that
29:18Imagine watching the video
29:20it's just a random
29:22and the video plays like normal
29:24Well
29:26It's not like the usual back spasms
29:28that was like prolonged agony
29:30I
29:32like
29:34This looks like I did it all in one take
29:36I did this in four diff- over four different days
29:38specifically because the back spasms eventually made it
29:40I could not sit in the booth anymore
29:42They are back with a vengeance
29:46They are back with a vengeance
29:57Oh god
29:58Oh, yeah, yeah
29:59This isn't like my back is sore
30:00or like
30:01This isn't like my back is sore
30:03or like
30:04it's like stiff or anything
30:06This is
30:07excruciating
30:11Pfft
30:16Pfft
30:18Pfft
30:19Pfft
30:25Okay
30:26What about f-
30:27Kaima is an RPG maker game about a guy trying to-
30:29Kaima is an RPG maker game about a guy trying-
30:30Kaima is an RPG maker game about a guy trying-
30:46You
34:16It's a RPG Maker game about a guy trying to kill his evil, cannibalistic sister.
34:20Puppet cut.
34:21Oh wait, hang on.
34:41Oh wait, hang on.
34:46Yeah, no, that's the wrong footage, babe.
34:49No, no, they're two different games.
34:51No, I'm not gaslighting you!
34:54That was an RPG Maker game about a guy trying to kill his evil, cannibalistic sister.
34:58Oh wait, hang on.
35:01To kill his evil, cannibalistic sister.
35:04Oh wait, hang on.
35:04Yeah, that's the wrong footage, babe.
35:08Yeah, that's the wrong footage, babe.
35:11No, no, they're two different games.
35:13No, I'm not gaslighting you!
35:16Yeah, that's the wrong footage, babe.
35:18No, I'm not gaslighting you!
35:20No, I'm not gaslighting you!
35:23No, I'm not gaslighting you!
35:25No, I'm not gaslighting you!
35:27No, I'm not gaslighting you!
35:31Yeah, that's the wrong footage, babe.
35:35No, no, they're two different games.
35:42Two different games.
35:44No, I'm not gaslighting you!
35:50No, I'm not gaslighting you!
35:59His evil, cannibalistic sister.
36:01Oh wait, hang on.
36:03Yeah, that's the wrong footage, babe.
36:05No, no, they're two different games.
36:08No, I'm not gaslighting you!
36:13Hang on.
36:22Yeah, that's the wrong footage, babe.
36:24No, no, no, they're two different games.
36:29Wait, hang on.
36:31Yeah, that...
36:32Wait, hang on.
36:33Yeah, that's the wrong footage, babe.
36:35No, no, no, they're two different games.
36:37Yeah, that's the wrong footage.
36:39Yeah, that's the wrong footage, babe.
36:40Yeah, that's the wrong footage, babe.
36:47Wait, hang on.
36:48Yeah, that's the wrong footage, babe.
36:50No, no, no, they're two different games.
36:54No, I'm not gaslighting you!
37:02Anyway, Kaim has an RPG Maker game about a guy trying to kill his evil cannibalistic sister.
37:06It's actually one of the most token RPG Maker games I've ever seen.
37:08The maps are all abstract shapes, the combat is basically one...
37:11Anyway, Kaim has an RPG Maker game about a guy trying to kill his evil cannibalistic sister.
37:19It's actually one of the most token RPG Maker games I've ever seen.
37:22The maps are all abstract shapes, the combat is basically one button and win,
37:25and the whole thing is about 20 minutes long, and none of that was a criticism, I actually love it this way.
37:29You play as Serena, a girl facing the end of the world as squiggly nightmare creatures start eating the floor.
37:34So Serena flees to stop the...
37:37Flees to stop the...
37:39So Serena flees to...
37:40So Serena flees to stop the one responsible.
37:44So Serena flees to stop the one responsible.
37:46To that end, she recruits the ultimate...
37:49Recruits the...
37:50Recruits the ultimate simp.
38:08Do that end, she...
38:09Do that end, she recruits the ultimate simp.
38:14And she recruits the...
38:16The ultimate simp.
38:25Responsible.
38:26To that end, she recruits...
38:28Recruits...
38:30The ultimate simp.
38:31After the evil Prince Vito for killing her lover, Princess Ezelle.
38:43Well, actually, he's keeping her in stasis, but, but, you know, but, but that's, that's just as dastardly.
38:49And Vito just...
38:50Stasis, but, but, you know, but, but that's, that's just as dastardly.
38:53Down the street and kill him in two swings of Serena's mighty hammer.
39:01And that's how they learned that Vito had actually been trying to keep his sister from devouring all the souls in the universe.
39:06And that's how they learned that Vito had actually been trying to keep his sister from devouring all the souls in the universe.
39:10Including Serena's, who has been an emotionless, moralist, smiling husk the entire game.
39:14Illy refuses to believe any of this, but then Ezelle wakes up and goes,
39:17Mmm, that was a good nap, but time to get back to eating souls.
39:20Illy, destroy that puppet for me.
39:22For me, the game goes in three ways.
39:24Well, actually, it goes in multiple ways, but I mean, whatever, I didn't get footage of those, so we ain't talking about them.
39:31Either Illy kills Serena, prompting a game over.
39:33Serena kills Illy, which means Ezelle takes a shiny to her instead and suggests that she come along and do dast and do...
39:38And suggests that she...
39:39Ezelle takes a shiny to her instead and...
39:41And suggests that...
39:43And suggests that she come along and do...
39:47And dastardly evil...
39:48Evil things.
39:51She come along and do...
39:53And dastardly evil things.
39:54Evil things.
39:59Evil things.
40:00And since Serena's utterly bereft of a soul, she agrees.
40:03Bad ending.
40:08However, if you take all of Illy's equipment before the end and equip the Invincible Armor, yes, that's what it's called,
40:12onto Serena, you can do it before the end and equip the Invincible Armor, yes, that's what it's called,
40:17onto Serena, you can just keep guarding until Illy gives up.
40:20Once she does, she has to accept that Ezelle...
40:22Once she does, she has to accept that the Ezelle she loved is gone.
40:26Until Illy gives up.
40:27Once she does, she has to accept that the Ezelle she loved is gone.
40:30And the two of you team up and free the lost souls and the...
40:33And the two of you team up and free the lost souls...
40:36It's gone.
40:37And the two of you team up and free the lost souls and then kill Ezelle, restoring the world to...
40:41Guys, the new puzzle game Royal Kingdom just launched.
40:45And I figured we're all going to be playing it a lot, so I'm here to answer any questions.
40:49Yes, bedtime Jimmy.
40:50Is it a good way to relax and have fun?
40:52Sure is.
40:53Showtime, Jimmy?
40:54Are there ads?
40:55No.
40:55Can you believe they make games with no ads?
40:58Flight, Jimmy.
40:58Do I need Wi-Fi?
40:59Do I need Wi-Fi?
41:00Nope.
41:01Which means you can play anywhere.
41:02Just bought a pricey latte, Jimmy?
41:04Is it free?
41:05Yep.
41:05Not a single dime to download.
41:07Yes!
41:07Oh, yeah.
41:10Emotional, Jimmy.
41:11I'm just, like, so excited to download this game.
41:14Same.
41:16Cowboy Jimmy?
41:17Giddy up, partner.
41:19Okay, I think that covers it.
41:21So Royal Kingdom, it's relaxing.
41:23There's no ads, no Wi-Fi.
41:25It is free.
41:26Yes!
41:27And you can download it now.
41:28Yeehaw!
41:30Who invited him?
41:31He's my emotional support cowboy.
41:33Giddy up, doggy!
41:37Giddy up, doggy!
41:38Giddy up, doggy!
41:38Giddy up, doggy!
41:38Giddy up, doggy!
41:38Giddy up, doggy!
41:39Giddy up, doggy!
41:40Giddy up, doggy!
41:40Giddy up, doggy!
41:40Giddy up, doggy!
41:41Giddy up, doggy!
41:58For the first, she will bumble her way into serving either the heroes or the villains if
42:03it means she remains alive, and I find that's something we don't see with characters a whole lot.
42:07Very good.
42:08You should check it out.
42:12First kiss at a spoon.
42:16No more fucks to give.
42:17My fucks have run up dry.
42:20Go fuck shopping, but there's no fucks left to buy.
42:24Very good.
42:25You should check it out.
42:26I've no more fucks to give.
42:27My fucks have run up dry.
42:30I've tried to go fuck shopping, but there's no fucks left to buy.
42:34I've no more fucks to give.
42:36No more fucks I've tried to get.
42:38I'm over my fuck budget, and I'm now in fucking debt.
42:42Contract Demon is a short kinetic novel about a girl falling in love with a demon she keeps
42:54summoning to make deals with.
42:55That little girl, that's what you're acting like.
43:11You don't really say that you're that kind of girl, and if you are,
43:18why do you want to hang out with me?
43:26Heartaches, heartaches, my loving you.
43:31I was looking for music to put in the credits for Astro's Garden,
43:34and I was like, well, I have to.
43:36My loving you meant only heartaches.
43:40Your kiss was such a sacred thing to me.
43:45I can't believe it's just a burning memory.
43:50I need a hymnal.
43:55Vagina junction, what's your function?
43:57Taking in sperm and spitting out, baby.
44:06Princess Poffin's got the shortest one because it's like,
44:08I think that segment's only like maybe 30 seconds long.
44:14Honey, what you waiting for?
44:18Welcome to my candy store.
44:21F***.
44:27I'm not going to get two in Syrup 2.
44:31Candy Alchemist RPG.
44:36Candy store works so well there.
44:38Okay.
45:03Okay.
45:04Okay.
45:08I don't see you.
45:18Bye.
45:22Bye.
45:33Bye.
45:33Bye.
45:34Bye.
45:35Bye.
45:35Bye.
45:37There we are, nailed it.
46:07There we are, nailed it.
46:37Like, put the quit button there.
46:45Hey, but you got no quit button.
47:07Like, put the quit button there.
47:17I'm not gonna get too in-depth about Syrup 2, because at time of writing, it's still an early-access Patreon account.
47:47Because at time of writing, it's still an early-access Patreon account.
47:59And Nami has asked patrons not to give away any spoilers.
48:11And Nami has asked patrons not to give exclusive and Nami has asked patrons not to give away any significant spoilers.
48:19So I'm gonna be as general as I possibly can.
48:25That's true, but I'm not an asshole.
48:33That's true, but I'm also not an asshole.
48:35You know, it's a simple request, Pixie.
48:37God.
48:41Syrup 2
48:43Right from where the first game left off, which interprets Pastille's ending as the canon ending.
48:47I feel-
48:49I feel like if you ask most players of the first game which ending is canon, they'd say either Pastille or Gumdrop.
48:54And here Syrup is still a touch standoffish with Gumdrop and Pastille.
48:57And here Syrup is still-
48:58Gumdrop and Pastille is no longer hiding the fact that he's a witch.
49:04It also runs concurrent with Starry Flowers, as Pastille's relationship with Periwinkle forms the bulk of his story.
49:12And both game-
49:13And both games either-
49:14Starry-
49:19Starry Flowers-
49:20Starry Flowers-
49:21And Starry Flowers briefly brings up this game's primary plot of, well, Gumdrop's creation and her existence as a being made of candy.
49:27Unlike the previous game, which had a short 30 minute story and made you play it multiple times to see everyone's story to the end,
49:32this time around, everyone's story happens concurrently,
49:35progressed by little heart-meter-
49:37Progressed by little heart-meters that show up-
49:39Progressed by little heart-meters that show-
49:42His bond with that character.
49:43That character.
49:48However, while everyone has their own story, and advancing all of them is required to reach the end of the-
49:53And advancing all of them is required to reach the end of the-
49:55While everyone has their own story, and-
49:59And advancing-
50:01And advancing all of them is required to reach the end of the available content, Gumdrop's story is very explicitly the main plot.
50:20Contrasting how Pastille's ending is the one considered canon to the previous game, Gumdrop is the one who-
50:26And advancing all of them is required to reach the end of the available content, Gumdrop's story is very explicitly the main plot.
50:31Contrasting how Pastille's ending is the one considered canon to the previous game, Gumdrop is the one who gets the most content, deals with a lot of the heavier subject matter, and her story is very reminiscent of the Commander Data episodes of Star Trek.
50:41Starfleet was-
50:43Starfleet was-
50:45I always put-
50:47I always, uh, read aloud my editing notes so I don't have to go back over the script.
50:51And I can never, I can never help doing it in character.
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51:022-9
51:032-9
51:042-9
51:052-9
51:062-9
51:072-9
51:082-9
51:091-9
51:111-0
51:13Ni-1
51:14Oh, Monulk is-
51:15Kill to the other channel.
51:16Yen-1
51:18It was just a turn of the-
51:33or persona-
51:35De'N graphics radar,
51:37That was a reminder of
51:39I would
51:40Robotics
51:41An illegal hearing to determine
51:43What is he then?
51:46What is he then?
51:48Significantly
51:49Redefine the
51:50Of our genius
51:51Seed and rep
51:53Now the decision you reach
51:55We are left with a pure
51:56Now sooner or later this man
51:59The court room and this
52:02Yes
52:03It will reveal the kind of a people we are
52:06What he is destined to be
52:07Today we will
52:08So what if we meet the
52:09A wonder even
52:12But thousands of daters
52:13Give me
52:14Supposed to dismantle him
52:16So
52:17Or other
52:22Your honor Starfleet was
52:26Starfleet was founded
52:28To seek out new life
52:30Well there it sits
52:31That was a great day of coming to you
52:34Like a woman
52:36So
52:37I
52:38I
52:38I
52:40And
52:41I
52:42I
52:42I
52:43I
52:43And
52:44I
53:14I'm gonna need this, one of these. Preferably one that's happy.
53:40Perfect. I can't figure out how to align this.
53:52Yep, that works.
54:15I can't figure out how to align this.
54:45I can't figure out how to align this.
54:57I'm gonna make this thing...
55:09I'm gonna make this thing...
55:21Yep.
55:33Yep.
55:45Yep.
55:47I can't figure out how to align this.
55:59I can't figure out how to align this.
56:41I can't figure out how to align this.
57:23I can't figure out how to align this.
57:25I can't figure out how to align this.
57:27I can't figure out how to align this.
57:29I can't figure out how to align this.
57:31I can't figure out how to align this.
57:33I can't figure out how to align this.
57:35I can't figure out how to align this.
57:37I can't figure out how to align this.
57:39In the first game, Syrup is the most unique and enjoyable character Nami has.
57:43She's got this relentless, aloof cool girl image, wallpapering a sort of social ineptitude
57:52to the level of Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka.
57:54Syrup is also the lead character of another piece of candy,
57:56and there she's practically cranked up to 11, bordering on somewhere between flustered nutcase and supervillain waiting to happen.
58:02to 11, bordering on somewhere between flustered nutcase and supervillain waiting to be able to align this.
58:23to 11 bordering on somewhere between flustered nutcase and supervillain waiting to be able to align this.
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