In the 80s when you rented a porn VHS from the video store, Ronnie had a little message for you.
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00:00The the phrase Netflix and chill of course has been known to mean come over and you know we'll
00:08have sex yes essentially we'll put TV on and we'll have sex well now apparently people are
00:12taking it to mean come over and watch Netflix and relax a little bit when you were dating or
00:19when you would do the you know invite why don't you come over to my apartment and look at my
00:23etchings or whatever was there a movie or a TV show besides the classics putting on
00:29mood music was there something that you would was there a movie you would go to
00:34to sort of sort of talked about this in college for for Nick and and myself it
00:39was like Disney movies yeah I forgot about that yeah oh that's right you you you've
00:47got but I got something to the Lion King I lost my virginity to Aladdin okay my
00:52friend Brian Walsh did I just have a genie his his line was huh you want to come
00:57back because you know if you had a VCR in your room yeah that was a cool thing so
01:01you could watch movies back in your place it wasn't until I think my junior year my
01:05buddy started working at West Coast Video oh yeah but then we really had access to
01:10every single movie ever did West Coast Video have any porn yes in fact I got not
01:15not triple x porn no they had triple x porn yeah yeah so my buddy the one time I went into the
01:21this one did not all West Coast videos okay this one the one by the Acme in the Collegeville
01:26Shopping Center had a back room I grabbed one I put it on the desk and then I went to go you know
01:33shop for some other movies and my buddy switched it out he went and took that porn and switched it
01:39with gay porn and like I mean oh I I was I because I was by myself right so I'm like I'm gonna get home
01:47I'm gonna I'm gonna just quick rub one out and then uh and then I'll get on with the rest of my
01:52evening yeah I've got things to do and I turned it on and I'm telling you like what is this well the
01:58one guy what are the girls showing up well the one guy was a little feminine looking right so it it
02:04took me a little bit yeah until I was like he's got a penis wait a second and then no an hour later
02:11before you headed back to the store yeah did you uh did you set that aside and close your eyes and go
02:28to the high right highlight reel in your mind and do your business and then go no no no no what I did
02:32as I got up I put my pants on I blew out all the candles uh got out of the bat picked up all the
02:40all the uh all the rose flower leaves yes put the calgon back in the yes and then I screamed over
02:47there took your beauty mask off do you think did you hit fast forward did you try to like you know
02:51maybe it's just the beginning no no no doesn't this guy know any women I mean I really wish I could
02:57remember the name I don't even know what the name of it was just because the guy his hair was like a
03:02little bit longish he was thin and I was like yeah I remember there was there was a time where
03:09I went to go rent uh from uh from a store because no one buys a vhs yeah and uh and I had run into
03:17the girl behind the counter before she was cute had thought about maybe asking her out sometime but I
03:24had already walked up to the counter I didn't know she worked there I had already walked up to the
03:29counter with in my hand yeah I decided I was going to delve into the african-american world
03:35that particular night right yes and I put that on the counter and she's standing there I'm like
03:40well this is never going to happen now I'm never going to ask her I'm writing a thesis
03:44on a day right yeah that's probably what I should do I'm writing a thesis on research cultures yes and
03:50um wanted to just make sure I had every bit of it cultures and cultures so I had cultures and I had
03:58to uh I felt like an a-hole yeah I felt like a total a-hole what culture is this fisting
04:04uh uh do you guys remember back in the day they used to run the star spangled banner before the uh the
04:12movie started yeah it was a it was a free speech thing yeah yeah it was a it was a uh uh you know
04:18your uh your rights to blah blah blah it was there I remember that casey yeah and every and even I
04:25remember one day hello I'm ronald i hope you enjoy this african-american sex video never forget it's
04:33your right to enjoy other cultures and how they get it on it was the 1980s and so you know yeah it would
04:41have uh it was very patriotic to frankly there are certain things that are going to be done that
04:47I can't figure out but that's not my job my job is to make sure you continue to have the rights
04:54to watch the kinkiest crap I can make sure makes it through whether they're swinging doors or beaded
05:01curtains that room is for every one of it if you're 21 and over 21 and over yeah exactly just make sure
05:09that the chick behind the counter is someone you don't want to date
05:12because you're going to have a tough time explaining hot carl deluza
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