The Pudding Guy

Beasley Digital

4/23/2025

His glands are undulating at the idea of new puddings.

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00:00uh how about this cheesecake factory i haven't been there in a while i have i've never been

00:08there though i've had i've had loads of cheesecake factory food here here yeah yeah and i think it's

00:15sensational but i i have i'm never ready to do that hour and that's a front it doesn't actually

00:21take an hour and a half well it depends on when you go and you know if it's on the weekend things

00:26like it but anyway by the way the uh the one at the king partial mall is beautiful uh the inside

00:32the decor is really really cool they change it up no oh my god clearly you two have different tastes

00:40that was the most telling it's almost like it's almost like being on the navi home world

00:47actually yeah there are a lot of palm trees and things like that it's like being on pandora

00:52you think it's ugly uh no you know what no i get turned off by the by the concept of having to

01:00wait i know what you're saying kath but like i what about the interior just the design does it look

01:04like pandora i also get turned off by the uh 18 page menu okay yeah that i can see well anyhow they

01:10got something new nick that they've added to our menu something else uh not just cheesecake uh delish

01:16dot com reports that the uh the chain recently dropped a line of puddings inspired by some of

01:24their most popular desserts what are you saying oh they recently dropped they they've added it oh you

01:29know like we i'm gonna drop the you never take pudding off the menu no no no no so they have some

01:35new puddings a whole line of pudding i couldn't help but notice you have additional puddings pudding is

01:41like gland it's one of those words my glands were tingling with excitement of the news of

01:47additional puddings there's a very there's moisture forming in my pantaloons and other antiquated

01:54words that sound so weird i'm quivering with excitement over news of your additional puddings

02:03are you glad my glands are inflamed they're jiggling they're jiggling and warbling

02:09just like i hate pudding and you have just made it worse honestly i love pudding i like uh no i i it

02:16reminds me of phlegm wow that's too bad when have you ever tasted phlegm that that is that good not

02:22taste the consistency of it okay no but god bless you that your phlegm is as thick as pudding i prefer

02:28more more of it more of a moose where a lot of air is whipped into it okay that's good so the two

02:35packs you can have a great rapper uh no nice california love i'm so excited so that you now currently

02:44have a hip-hop collection of various puddings i'll have a biggie smalls please and a kid play to go

02:52actually a biggie smalls could be you know a size of something thank you for honoring the legends

02:58no two packs not two pox two packs come in the following flavors vanilla fudge duet

03:05uh chocolate blackout yes salted caramel delight used to hate the concept of salted caramel now i

03:14love it and cake batter strawberry royale all right so this is um not for the restaurant is this like for

03:21like they should be available now in a grocery store near you okay located in the refrigerated

03:27section will be identifiable by their generous cheesecake factory portion sizes according to your

03:33clerk where's your pudding section my glands are undulating with excitement over the prospect of

03:39what new flavors are held within i don't like this guy

03:43what do you think he looks like oh man he's got glasses for sure

03:50sort of gelatinous perhaps a bow tie and a tweed jacket uh uh uh the stubbly face yeah

03:57um and a and a star trek federation lapel pin yeah that's what i had in my glasses the original series

04:04yeah never cut much to the remakes i just wanted to play this two pack

04:14i'm looking at the clock here no you can do one more story

04:21do your everybody's in the house everybody's in the house the glands are here the glands are here

04:28it's a pudding dance oh my god all right one tapioca chocolate too and salted caramel for me and you

04:41holla what's it called the pudding dance

04:45pudding dance pudding dance

04:48we're dumb yeah but we're my kind of dumb yeah you know

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