Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a man who tried to rob a bank by using a translator app because he couldn't speak English but he was unsuccessful when they app didn't work properly.
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00:00A suspect tried to rob a bank in Sandusky, Ohio, but couldn't speak English, and tried
00:15to quickly use a translator app.
00:17Give me one second here.
00:21To help him out.
00:22Give me the money.
00:24The dude is from Venezuela, and he first tried speaking in his own language.
00:33Esto es un atraco.
00:34What?
00:35What?
00:36Esto es un atraco.
00:38I'm sorry, there's a, can you speak English?
00:41Uno momento.
00:42Hold on, he's getting into that.
00:47This is a hold up.
00:48Oh my god!
00:49No!
00:50Hold on!
00:51You should have said that first!
00:53Help!
00:54Esto es un atraco.
00:55What?
00:56He wants a transaction.
00:58This is a hold up.
00:59Oh my god, no!
01:01I'm not threatening.
01:02Angry Venezuelan!
01:03I know.
01:04It's so funny.
01:06The suspect, 20-year-old Yexon Brito Gonzalez is from Venezuela.
01:10They believe he's in the country illegally.
01:13He has no proof of identification.
01:15This happened about 11.30 in the morning.
01:17A man called police saying a suspect was in the bank trying to let people know that he
01:24was robbing it.
01:26But he couldn't speak English.
01:28For favor.
01:29Robbing you.
01:30And was using a translator app to try and get his point across.
01:37And he was struggling with that.
01:39Oh yeah.
01:40Conseguir el dinero.
01:41Huh?
01:42We don't, I don't know.
01:43Conseguir el dinero.
01:44Dinero is money.
01:45Yeah, you're in the right spot.
01:47Get the money.
01:48Oh my god!
01:49He had to take the time out.
01:53Oh yeah.
01:54To do it.
01:55He's like probably frustrated.
01:56So he's like shaking his head.
01:57He's like...
01:58Oh yeah.
01:59Putting some stuff like bitch in there.
02:01Poner el dinero en la bolsa.
02:03What?
02:04Poner el dinero en la bolsa.
02:06Your ball sack?
02:08Hold on.
02:09Un momento.
02:11Put the money in the bag.
02:12Oh my god!
02:13It's getting worse!
02:15I don't know.
02:20I can't deal with these people from Venezuela any longer.
02:25Someone else.
02:26Can we get someone else to help this guy?
02:27Poner el dinero en la bolsa.
02:29I don't.
02:30I'll try talking to him.
02:31I know someone.
02:32I know the word hola.
02:33Oh good!
02:34Listen.
02:35You went to Cancun that one day.
02:36I did.
02:37I did that one time.
02:38Can you deal with this guy?
02:39Let me try.
02:40Hola!
02:41Hola!
02:42Poner el dinero en la bolsa.
02:46You got that one?
02:47That's a lot of words I don't know.
02:49I know.
02:50That's a lot of them.
02:51You knew Cerveza, right?
02:52Yeah, I know Cerveza.
02:53I thought he was going to say hola back.
02:54I don't know what he just said.
02:56He's getting his translate.
02:57Put the money in the bag.
02:58Oh!
02:59Okay!
03:00Jeez!
03:02This is a robbery then.
03:03Whoa!
03:04Didn't see that coming.
03:05No.
03:06That's what those words mean.
03:08Ah!
03:09We didn't know!
03:12Tengo un arma.
03:14I don't know.
03:15Something about his arms.
03:16Tengo un arma.
03:17I think it has to do with salsa.
03:18I don't...
03:19Salsa?
03:20Itchy arms?
03:21I have a gun.
03:22Oh!
03:23That makes it serious.
03:24Yeah!
03:25Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
03:26All right.
03:27Press this button here.
03:28Yeah.
03:30Hold on.
03:31Should've hit that a little while.
03:32Yeah, yeah.
03:33Uno momento.
03:34Yes!
03:35You are good.
03:37That's exactly what they did.
03:38They hit the button and didn't give him a penny.
03:41No.
03:42So he ran out of the joint.
03:44Didn't quite work as he planned.
03:46No.
03:47It's tough.
03:48It really slows you down when you have to use that translator app.
03:51And it's probably getting it wrong all the time.
03:53Yeah.
03:54It makes mistakes.
03:55Listen, I've tried to do this on vacation sometimes when people, you know, I'm trying
03:58to order something and...
03:59Oh, yeah.
04:00They're not understanding.
04:01So I'm like...
04:02Hold on.
04:03And then it takes forever to type it in.
04:04Yes.
04:05Yeah.
04:06And then you gotta let them hear it.
04:07And they're like...
04:08What?
04:09What?
04:10Oh, God.
04:11Just a chocolate croissant.
04:12Oh, yeah.
04:13That's all I want.
04:14You should just have that saved.
04:15Always a chocolate croissant.
04:16I should, yeah.
04:17Exactly.
04:18These foreign lands.
04:19And then the translating app not working right.
04:22And it says something like, put the money in the bag.
04:24Right.
04:25I have a gun.
04:26Oh, no.
04:27No, no, no, no.
04:28That's not what I meant.
04:29I wanted a chocolate croissant.
04:31Oh, my God.
04:32Help.
04:33Help.
04:34Not being arrested.
04:37I don't know what Dave did, but the translator app sucks.
04:41It wasn't good, you guys.
04:42It wasn't good.
04:43He tried to get that free one.
04:44Yep.
04:45No, I hear there's a really good free translator app.
04:48Not as good.
04:51Not as good.
04:52He uses it.
04:53Everybody in the bank hits the floor.
04:54Oh, God.
04:55I don't know what's happening.
04:56What did I say?
04:59Croco de chocolate.
05:00I just want a croco de chocolate.
05:02Yeah.
05:03You better learn that.
05:04Yeah, exactly.
05:05You gotta learn that in a lot of different languages.
05:08Anywhere Dave might...
05:10Just a croco de chocolate.
05:12Oh, God.
05:13Crocodile chocolate.
05:16I just want some crocodile chocolate.
05:18Crikey.
05:20No, that is a different situation for sure for everyone at the bank that day.
05:27Yep.
05:28Was not.
05:29I mean, also though, you're not going to get away with it by saying, oh, that's not what I meant.
05:34Right.
05:35You know?
05:36Right.
05:37Yeah, for sure.
05:38I don't know how to say it in the way that normally you'd put the money in the bag.
05:41Toma todos mis agujeros.
05:42Oh, no.
05:43Oh.
05:44Ah, let me...
05:45Take out my holes.
05:46Yeah, I need that.
05:47I need that.
05:48Save that one, Sean.
05:49Hold on.
05:50Take out my holes.
05:51If you don't think I already don't know how to say, tomo dios mis agujeros.
05:56Yeah.
05:57I say it all the time.
06:01Boys, relax.
06:02Tato.
06:03Oons Facts.
06:05Lot of
06:10Yes.
06:11I do
06:12I do
06:18I do
06:21posing