Peep Show: Can I Shoot Sasquatch?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a hunter who called 9-1-1 after thinking he spotted Bigfoot and wanted to know if he was allowed to legally shoot the creature.

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00:00if you are an unusually hairy man maybe steer clear of northeast washington or at least keep

00:14your shirt on a sheriff's office in colville washington uh posted an update on facebook

00:20a guy called in and said uh hey i'm out here is it okay if i shoot sasquatch

00:28oh my god i think i've seen him no he wanted to know if bigfoot hunting was legal

00:36because he thought he spotted him and whether or not he needed a special license

00:43before he shot there's no laws on the books for bigfoot right because you know no one believes

00:50he's real there's nothing until he is and someone is just gonna kill him huh somebody's just gonna

00:57kill a hairy man is what's gonna happen yeah a large shirtless hairy man is gonna die

01:03a wood dwelling

01:04so uh chuck your dream of escaping into the middle of the woods and be off the grid

01:10but they would be like i think it's a hobbit

01:13oh that's right you're not that tall that's it like i don't i don't look like bigfoot

01:20like i might they might be like it's a bald bigfoot child

01:25child of bigfoot can i kill him

01:29can i kill him yeah babyfoot yeah yeah i think you're safe you're right you're

01:35you're too short yeah i don't uh that's the one thing about bigfoot he's always this big imposing

01:43thing so some guy out there is hairy and walking around yeah it's a good thing i'm not hairy

01:50you even imagine hearing about this though and you're like you're like wait a second i went out

01:55for a walk there the other day and i had my shirt off i think there are like stories of like feral

02:04men that have been reported as bigfoot yeah and they were like there had been search parties that

02:09were gonna go out and look for bigfoot and then they found like a feral guy and they were like glad

02:13that they didn't just kill him every once in a while there's a guy who decides i'm done with all

02:18of this and i'm gonna go live in a cave right and generally those are big hairy men yeah well uh

02:26does he need a special license they told him it was really more of a question for the fish and

02:31wildlife office but he said i just called them they told me to call you huh whoever took the call

02:37passed it up the chain of command they said they couldn't give him an answer he said fine i'll

02:44wait hopefully you call me soon thank god because a guy's alive today yep like a man is alive or

02:53bigfoot's alive yeah i don't think you can kill bigfoot though the chief of police wanted to pass

02:59along two pieces of information in case anyone else wants to travel to that area to hunt bigfoot

03:03one the guy was asking about an area called meadow lake which is actually in a different county so

03:11the sheriff there would have had to deal with it and two he's pretty sure there weren't any sasquatches

03:18around so please don't shoot it'd be funny it'd be like hi me again i've accidentally followed him

03:26into another dimension and uh i i need some help here turns out he is an interdimensional being and

03:32you can't kill him anyway so you went through the portal i did i went through the portal that appeared

03:38chasing him because i had to keep an eye on him nobody would tell me if i could kill him or not

03:42oh my god so here i am this place is a weird

03:46bigfoot's dimension yep think about that oh what a funny call though yeah i'm sure that they're like

03:58what this is this real uh do you know how many people right now are ready to kill a bigfoot

04:04so many i i think there are thousands of people and that's wrong right if we discover we actually

04:10make contact with a bigfoot let's let's let him live let's figure out what's going on

04:15i think it's a policy that if if there is any of this stuff that it there's a lot of people that

04:22are like we're killing it if aliens come down in the wrong neighborhood they're dead now aliens i think

04:30i'd kill too bigfoot he shows up in the wrong place he's dead chuck you're telling me if an alien

04:36is in your backyard oh i'm killing it but i know why to kill it you gotta kill it right okay kill it

04:44i feel like you gotta kill it you better kill it quick

04:47um you know but bigfoot i never put him in the same uh no i figured if i ever ran into a bigfoot

04:57it would play out just like harry and the hendersons is that why i don't want people to

05:00kill him yeah probably because of that movie he'd just be like your big friend yeah yeah it would be

05:05cool he'd leave getting to the fridge and i'd be like i can't believe he ate so much food

05:09oh my god it's like burping and having a good time andy you look so tired everything good at home

05:15oh i was up late last night bigfoot kept watching tv too loud laughing and his bigfoot laugh i wonder

05:22what he likes i mean what do you you probably don't put on harry and the hendersons for him oddly

05:27enough he just watches the office he starts styling his hair in that way yep

05:38and he comes home and he's wearing a t-shirt that says that's what she said

05:44oh andy and bigfoot i'd watch it oh me too me too i hope it happens i mean i don't hope it really

05:54happens because you saw that owl and that sent you into almost a tailspin yeah that affected me

05:59for like six weeks if you see bigfoot yeah that'll really no they'll do number do me yeah no yeah for sure

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