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  • 4/23/2025
Well, it's no surprise to anyone on the show that Chuck ended up getting selected for jury duty. So, we talk about what he's had to say already and what to expect when he comes back form serving his civil duties.

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00:00it's a wednesday the 11th of december with chuck luck in full effect oh man it is dave and chuck
00:15the freakless because yes he got picked for jury duty because of course he did because it's chuck
00:20the freak we all called it we all knew absolutely the ultimate chuck luck though was the fact that
00:26he wasn't supposed to be on the jury and at the last minute they booted somebody else out and he
00:31replaced them of course that's chuck luck but i really think he was probably pitching for the gig
00:36you think so yeah he really wants to be you know he seemed pretty upset he did but that's that's
00:43part of it too he has to seem very upset i imagine him in that jury room talking a lot oh my god yes
00:50he's complaining about the other people but i bet they're all like this radio guy don't shut up
00:56dear god for no reason it's in black and white like 12 angry men
01:00so we have no idea what kind of case it is he's not allowed to say anything i guess until it's over
01:11right and he's actually following the rules for a change yeah amazingly yeah he even texted us once
01:18i'm like damn fool you allowed to have a phone like i thought he was like sneaking something
01:21under the desk what i thought was funny was i thought you were calling bs like you're just
01:25trying to get a couple of free days off oh that would have been kind of brilliant like you never
01:30guys i'm on a case sorry i wondered why he was like really he's like okay i'm on my way home
01:35i'm gonna be doing this nine to five he was really explaining it he's telling us after i'm like
01:40okay yeah we believe you i can't imagine like what suspect it is is just like looking out there
01:46and like he's he's he's probably listens yeah oh yeah a lot of number one with suspects yeah
01:52that's what i'm getting at and i think that like this guy probably looks out and he's like yeah i'm
01:57facing a lot of jail time or whatever and then he looks he's like pretty sure that's chuck the freak
02:02what's weird about the only thing odd about that is when you are you know somewhat of a public figure
02:10that person knows you were part of the jury it's not anonymous i think we're really who knows what
02:17kind of case i mean my case was a property case i mean it's pretty boring i don't think a lot of times
02:23it's not like exciting like tv every time somebody tells me it's jury duty i'm like
02:28hardcore murder that's what i guess that's what we see on tv all the time that's what you just assume
02:33he did make a comment that made me think it could be something serious oh really in the text message
02:38yeah if you reread it oh okay one of his complaints maybe slid a little piece of information in there
02:44oh uh-oh that i'm not gonna say on the air no no no of course you can't but just to the seriousness
02:51of it right yeah yeah or he's over dramatizing it which is also incredibly impossible did you just
02:58reread it i saw that yep damn fool i don't know yeah well we'll see he thinks it could go the rest
03:07of the week at least so it's got to be somewhat serious yeah i don't know if this case is i feel
03:14like it wouldn't be in a couple days this case he's explaining on there yeah so you think he's
03:20exaggerating yeah or just chuck the freak or just saying like he can't believe that this is the
03:26system do you think we're never going to hear the end of this now he's like well when i was on a jury
03:31they were going to hear this for years now right yeah when i was on a part of a jury when i was in
03:37the court both as a complaint and as a piece of information he's not an expert on the legal
03:42legal expert chuck the freak chiming in on this story chuck you've been a part of every time you
03:47bring up a jury expect it or some sort of case case yeah he will bring it up we might as well
03:55stop doing news because yeah he'll just cover it for us yeah please let there be a sketch artist in
04:00the courtroom a sketch artist that sketches chuck the freak
04:04they don't ever sketch the jury right oh yeah i guess they can't no that would have been too that
04:11would have been amazing a chuck the freak court sketch yes that would be hilarious yeah it ends up
04:15being a caricature do you think he's taking notes i've never seen him take a note on anything in
04:18no absolutely not he takes notes during the hot or not that's the only he's ever taken a note on
04:23he takes notes oh sorry you're correct i've always been fascinated by it too i'm like
04:28the first day i came in here i'm like just taking notes
04:32that's wild that's a wild way to work that's so true the one time in his life he's ever taken notes
04:39not in school not at home for hot or not to determine how hot a woman is as long as i've
04:46worked with him i've never seen what he's written and he references it he goes back and i'll go well
04:51yeah she was this and this and sometimes he frantically is writing things like two three
04:58sentences were yeah i'm like what's going on over there what's he writing chuck notes yes i want to
05:04see them one day i know we need to see it oh charlie yeah yeah that's so that's we're gonna have the
05:12aftermath of this yes everybody buckle down for be prepared for the story it's gonna be like
05:17freaking nancy gray show for a while the ins and outs of the judicial system with chuck the freak
05:25just prepare yourself because we'll get there yeah yeah i don't know all week he's gone yeah
05:31can you find out what cases are underway in your area yeah 100 you can yeah oh really i never looked
05:40into that yeah yeah you can uh you can look at a public record yeah yeah yeah what's on the docket
05:47and all that everything's public record i mean you can go sit in there if you wanted to yeah but i mean
05:51we don't even know if it's county city federal that he's on right yeah so yeah i mean there's various
05:57courts it would take a while to bro yeah oh yeah there's the daily calendar yeah so all our talk
06:01about how to get out of jury duty and didn't work nothing nothing but again we also think chuck might
06:07have been like angling to get a part of the jury yeah to get out of here for a couple days he's got
06:12to work long right oh yeah that's right like he goes to almost five o'clock every day i think that's
06:17what he was most upset about he gets to sleep in probably he do and that was the benefit yeah
06:21yeah but he still stayed up till four o'clock in the morning i'm sure yeah yeah probably sound
06:26asleep right now sound asleep and he probably doesn't have an arby's around like i did
06:31i went for lunch at harby's that's the only thing that got me through that's wild justice and roast
06:37beef yeah the legal scales yeah beef and cheddars are right that's funny uh and you get like do you
06:46get like money they're supposed to pay you what you they don't pay you what you make right like but
06:52no no no it's got nothing to do with how much you make at your actual job but they just a set fee
06:56right yeah yeah yeah i got paid for that day that i uh didn't get selected yeah jurors are
07:03compensated at the rate of 30 a day and 45 that's not a lot for each subsequent pay for my arby's yeah
07:12that's barely paid for arby's these days yeah i'm like half a beef and cheddar i think i got like 50 or
07:17something because they also mine they gave us mileage too oh you know oh yeah you're also paid
07:22three dollars a mile yeah that is not enough that's not a lot for justice you know to make
07:28really big decisions because i mean but i do most employers continue to pay no like some wouldn't right
07:34if you're off you're off i think or do they have to let you take the time off they cannot deny you
07:41the time off but i don't know what the rules are when it comes to uh i'm until chuck gets back i'm
07:47the expert apparently because i've been called so many times you have been yeah i've only had to
07:52actually go in twice most of the time i've called the day ahead and they've told me not to come in
07:58someone said imagine being the guy that was kicked off and then replaced by chuck the freak how are
08:02they feeling great yeah yeah but yeah we'll see when he gets back whenever that is that uh what this
08:14was all about and what happened a 15 part upcoming series on david yeah chuck is on new for 2025 on
08:24david chuck the freak chuck's jury duty updates all day 24 7 but yeah i'm just interested to see what
08:33it is if it's really boring or if it's something juicy yeah i knew he couldn't but i tried i did try
08:38i just wanted to oh did you ask oh yeah that's right you did group message you're trying to get
08:42him arrested what's up what's the case about i'm not gonna post on instagram or anything but yeah
08:48yeah but so we wish him all the best yeah chuck luck on jury duty i'm sure we'll hear from him
08:54this sometime oh sure the group message he was blowing us up all day yesterday with updates
09:00all the updates he was giving us all the updates yeah he's like huh good to know you're driving
09:03home i know all done for the day heading home i'm like i'm like we're his wife now
09:09he's never once we ever told us anything that's what i felt like i'm like wow we're all married to
09:15chuck
09:15you're so true i thought the same thing i'm like what is he telling us for i don't need to know
09:23we're in a polyamorous relationship with chuck i think it's lonely i think it's a lonely thing
09:28being a juror yeah done for the day headed home court again tomorrow morning see you honey
09:35chuck the freak well who else is he gonna text
09:41i don't know his kids i don't know yeah they don't care
09:45no they don't care i don't care he hopes we do who else is he gonna text us
09:50well they would care about his jury i'm so lucky he's not up right now yeah i know he's so mad he's
09:58gonna be so mad he's got us in his metal detectorists yep for sure that's true ah well chuck the freak
10:06all the best hope to see him again sometime soon

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