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  • 4/23/2025
SCARYOKE- Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles

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00:00Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound
00:15Staring blankly ahead, making my way, making my way through the crowd
00:30And I need you, and I miss you, and now I wonder if I could fall into the sky
00:44Do you think time would pass me by?
00:49Cause you know I walk a thousand miles if I could just see you tonight
01:00It's always times like this when I think of you, and I wonder if you ever think of me
01:12Cause everything's so wrong, and I don't belong, cause living in your precious memory
01:21Cause I need you, and I miss you, and now I wonder if I could fall into the sky
01:39Do you think time could pass us by?
01:45Oh, you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just see you tonight
01:55And I, I, don't wanna let you know
02:11I, I, drown in your memory
02:16I, I, I, don't wanna let this go
02:21I, I, I, don't
02:25Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound
02:31Staring blankly ahead, just making, making my way through the crowd
02:42And I still need you, and I still miss you, and now I wonder
02:55If I could fall into the sky
03:02Do you think time would pass us by?
03:07Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just see you
03:16If I could just hold you tonight
03:18If I could just hold you tonight
03:19Would fall into the sky
03:21If I could just hold you tonight
03:27Hold into the sky
03:31Would fall into the sky
03:34Do you think time would pass me by?
03:35If I could just hold you tonight.
03:53Killed it!
03:54You guys look so stupid, by the way.
03:56I don't know what you're talking about.
03:58I feel beautiful.
03:59Orlando's in drag.
04:00I had a fight, but he finally let me put makeup on him.
04:05Listen, what's this on my cheeks?
04:07Blush.
04:07It makes me feel pretty.
04:08It's very pink.
04:09It's a pop of pink, and then you have red lipstick on.
04:12You know, I'd go a thousand miles to not do this again.
04:16Dog, no cap.
04:18You look like E.T. when they dressed him up.
04:23Okay, okay.
04:24I would not be ridiculed in here.
04:27You know, I will not.
04:29I will not.
04:29I will not.
04:30All right, it's time for the reviews.
04:32You know what to do.
04:34888-429-0941.
04:36All right.
04:37Wow.
04:38It says, Meredith sounds like she...
04:40What does this say?
04:41Rich can do no wrong?
04:43Wait a minute.
04:44Hold on.
04:45What is that?
04:46This gave me white chicks vibe.
04:48It is, though.
04:49It is.
04:49I'm dressed like the Latrell from White Chicks, by the way.
04:51Why does it say, how does Meredith have the deepest voice in the room?
04:56Yeah, this one, out of the 813.
04:58Why does Rich sound like a bootleg Michael Jackson?
05:04Oh, my gosh.
05:05Y'all just lost me going to the Skyway to jump right now.
05:09That's what they say.
05:10I'm so sorry.
05:10All right, we're here.
05:11888-429-0941.
05:13Hello.
05:15Hi.
05:15Hi.
05:18You guys are amazing.
05:20I'm going to get a Friday just for karaoke.
05:23Oh, no.
05:24Don't tell us that.
05:25No, please don't.
05:27Oh, my goodness.
05:28That's so cute.
05:29You guys sounded beautiful.
05:31I love the Vanessa Carlson.
05:33Thank you, mama.
05:34We did it for you.
05:35I appreciate that, mama.
05:35We did it for you.
05:35Wow.
05:35Wild.
05:36Hello.
05:37Okay.
05:38Orlando.
05:39Yes, sir.
05:39No.
05:40So, you know we go back.
05:42Listen, so.
05:44You know we go back, right?
05:46Yeah, we go back.
05:47Way back.
05:48Yes, we do.
05:49We go back 20-something years.
05:50But, yo, there's got to be rules to this.
05:55You can never, ever, ever, ever do that again.
05:58Never, ever?
06:00Never, ever.
06:01Come on.
06:02We were good.
06:06So, so, they got me in a wig and lipstick.
06:09No, no.
06:10No.
06:12It happened.
06:14Oh, man.
06:15And I'm telling you, it's hard having all this hair.
06:17Yeah, I know.
06:18I'm moving it all around.
06:19All the upkeep.
06:19It's going to get your lipstick.
06:20It's a lot of upkeep.
06:21So, appreciate you, man.
06:22All right.
06:23This said, when Orlando came in, I damn near wrecked.
06:27I was not ready.
06:28Then Rich came in, and I knew I had to pull over.
06:31Y'all really out here sounding like the weigh-ins from White Chicks.
06:34Yeah.
06:34I know Meredith was trying her best not to laugh.
06:37I was.
06:37It was very difficult.
06:39We was in here killing it.
06:41Rich has a bald cap on, by the way.
06:43You know, Latrell just got off the plane.
06:45You know, Latrell.
06:48A lot of white chocolate up in this room.
06:50Listen.
06:51All right.
06:51This says Rich was the best out of the 813.
06:54Look at you.
06:54I appreciate you.
06:55You know what?
06:56I didn't work last night, so my voice was rested, and it was a lot better today.
07:00Stop it.
07:00It's top shape.
07:01Stop it.
07:02I told you it was going to be better today, y'all.
07:03I told you.
07:04All right.
07:04Wait.
07:04Wild.
07:05Hello?
07:05Hey, man.
07:07What's going on?
07:09Hey.
07:10How you doing?
07:11Well, I'm all right.
07:13Good morning.
07:16Yo.
07:17Oh, man.
07:17Y'all had me shaking my head back.
07:19I'm all like Terry Crews on White Chicks.
07:21Yo.
07:21Yo.
07:22Now, what?
07:23You ain't sing along with us?
07:25Oh, yes, I did.
07:29That's all I want to know, as long as you were shaking your head and singing at the same
07:32time.
07:33This one out of the 813.
07:33That's why I said, y'all guys did great.
07:36Hey, thanks, brother.
07:37Appreciate you checking in.
07:38This one out of the 813.
07:39It says, I mean, Orlando did better than I would have.
07:45Wait.
07:45This says, Orlando made the vocals happen on that one.
07:48Great start off.
07:49Okay.
07:50And then it fell off.
07:52God, come on.
07:53I can't see.
07:53I don't think I was that bad.
07:55I get it.
07:55I actually hit the high notes today.
07:57Orlando sounded like a nighttime call girl.
08:00He looks like it, too, by the way.
08:02Wait a minute.
08:02Back up off me now.
08:03I'm feeling pretty.
08:04Yeah, you are extra pretty.
08:06I don't know if I can introduce Rod Wave in a blind wig.
08:08I don't know if that really works that way.
08:09I love your red lipstick.
08:11I'm taking...
08:11Does this all this...
08:12Does this come off or do I have to have makeup removed?
08:14No.
08:15I got a lunch today.
08:17I can't be messing around with blush on and doing all that.
08:20Can you imagine showing up like that?
08:21No, I cannot.
08:22All right.
08:23Let's see.
08:24Out of the reviews, 941.
08:26Y'all ain't even get the flow right.
08:27Hey, we did our best.
08:30Let's see.
08:31727 said, I was expecting to hear Meredith first, though.
08:33Yeah.
08:35Orlando dreamed about this moment.
08:37I have not dreamed about this moment.
08:39I can definitely see that.
08:39Rich sounded like he was pinching his nose.
08:43Are you like a Britney Spears singer?
08:45I was trying to hold it in a little bit, you know.
08:47Listen, I thought Terry Crews was in the studio, y'all, for a minute.
08:51That is from Ian.
08:53He is, actually.
08:55I'm wearing the whole getup.
08:56I got a suit, bald cap.
08:57Yeah.
08:58This out of the A13 says, can Osei hold my poodle in his white girl voice?
09:03I'm trying to see something.
09:05Do it.
09:05Do it.
09:06Come on.
09:07Hold my poodle.
09:10Oh, hold my poodle.
09:11Hold my poodle.
09:11Yeah, let's see.
09:14It says, out of the A13, I'll kill this morning, Orlando, Rich, Meredith, good job, 10 out of 10.
09:22Aw, thank you.
09:23You're lying, but that's all right.
09:24That's all right.
09:24We'll take a lie.
09:25You can lie to us.
09:26We're family.
09:26Out of the A13, best morning show in the nation.
09:30Okay, stop that.
09:31Let's go.
09:32That's because they don't know any other morning shows.
09:33I don't think you travel that much.
09:34That's what it is.
09:35All right?
09:36We appreciate the love.
09:37All right?
09:38Scary-okey is about being scary.
09:39I was definitely not going to paint my face this morning.
09:44My daughter tried to, and then Meredith tried to.
09:47I forced it on you.
09:48And I'm like, no, I'm not.
09:49I did do the little lips and a little bit of the rouge or whatever this is.
09:52Well, you just did so bad with the lipstick, too.
09:54You're, like, patting it on, like, one dot at a time.
09:57Wait, but I don't know if y'all recorded that, but I was over here trying to figure it out.
10:01She's like, hey, you do the lipstick.
10:04I disinfected it or whatever.
10:05I cleaned it for you.
10:06I cleaned it up.
10:07And I'm like, I don't even know what that means, but I'm, like, sitting here dabbing
10:10it on my lips, and my lips are turning red, so I'm thinking it's working.
10:14And she's like, you're not supposed to do it that way.
10:16I'm like, well, how many times have I put on lipstick, Meredith?
10:18You put on chopstick?
10:19I've never put on lipstick before in my life, and you over there ridiculing how I'm doing it.
10:23He had, like, he had polka dots on his lips.
10:26But I was tapping it on my lip because I'm like, all right, it's working.
10:29It's making it red.
10:30I got black lips, so I'm thinking they probably need to, like, tap it first.
10:34Well, I got the video.
10:35I'm putting it up on Wild 94.1 right now.
10:37Oh, my God.
10:37Whatever.
10:38I mean, but she had the nerve to kind of ridicule me.
10:40I'm like, what?
10:41I didn't go to drag school.
10:42I didn't know how to do it.
10:43Yo, you've put on chapstick before, though.
10:45It's exactly the same way.
10:46Take your time.
10:47No, it's not.
10:48I've seen women do lipstick, and they don't do it like chapstick.
10:51They do it with the whole, and all that stuff.
10:55It's not one tiny dot at a time, I'll tell you that much.
10:57But you know what?
10:58It ended up looking all right.
11:00Whatever.
11:00And somebody at a 727 was like, I was hitting that air piano for y'all.
11:03I was, too.
11:04I was over here.
11:05Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
11:07Because that is one of the records.
11:09Like, we were talking with Joey yesterday when he found out what we were doing.
11:12Yeah.
11:12And he was like, that's just one of the songs that no matter what, like, just like the movie,
11:17no matter what ethnicity you are, it's like it's one of those.
11:20I mean, I'm sorry to say, it's one of them white records that just travel.
11:23Yeah.
11:23They do.
11:24It's like, you know, you hear certain them records, and you could be a hip-hop head,
11:27an RV head, and it's like, da-na-na-na-na-na-na.
11:29You're like, I need you.
11:32You just, you got to do it.
11:33It's just, it's one of them ones.
11:35It would have been awesome if at the end of it, you would have been like, when I see
11:38you in Who I Smoke came up.
11:40Because I know a lot of people were waiting for it.
11:42Everybody was waiting for that to come up on a remake.
11:44Trust me, Joey was like, I could bust in and do that version.
11:47It was like, no, we're not going to do it.
11:48All right.
11:49All right, so yeah, karaoke is a wrap.

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