- 4/22/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who experienced a "full-body orgasm" during the Los Angeles Philharmonic's performance of Tchaikovsky's Fifth Symphony.
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00:00Well, some crazy moments at the concert hall in Los Angeles the other night
00:11because a woman got a little too excited.
00:17This is what was playing Tchaikovsky's Fifth Symphony.
00:22This happened at the Walt Disney Concert Hall in Los Angeles.
00:25The Los Angeles Philharmonic was performing.
00:27One woman said she was enjoying a beautiful performance
00:30when she heard a woman scream and moan from the balcony.
00:40In ecstasy?
00:41Yes.
00:42Wow.
00:43The conductor's weird, huh?
00:45They all are, aren't they?
00:46It's a weird job.
00:48I feel like they don't do anything.
00:50Everyone kind of turned to see what was happening.
00:52I don't know what they do.
00:53What's he doing?
00:54He's telling them you and then you.
00:56None of them are looking at him.
01:00Well, they should hopefully know their own part.
01:01Is anyone looking at him?
01:04Why is he doing it?
01:05Why is he doing the hands?
01:06It does seem like an easy job, huh?
01:08It's nothing.
01:08I don't think they do anything.
01:10They're not doing anything.
01:11I hate to tell.
01:12They're analyzing conductors right now.
01:13Listen, I hate to tell everybody, but look.
01:15He's not doing it.
01:16He's keeping pace and then he'll be setting a mood.
01:18I think he's setting a mood, right?
01:19But nobody looks at him.
01:22No one is looking.
01:23You watch the peripherals.
01:25It's almost like he's just dancing in the weirdest, dumbest way with a stick.
01:30Are you a failed musician?
01:32Yes.
01:32No, I thought you're like the top of the ranks.
01:35I don't think he can play.
01:36I feel like he can't play.
01:37I think you're a big deal.
01:38I think you're a real big deal.
01:39If you were the conductor, you're like the boss.
01:41You're the head honcho.
01:42How do you become a conductor?
01:44I'm sure it's tons of schooling and musical history.
01:48Because I feel like he doesn't know what he's doing.
01:50You guys are ridiculous.
01:51He's got to know what he's doing.
01:52He's able to turn the page.
01:53Watch this.
01:53He knows when the notes are changing.
01:54Watch this.
01:55Sweating.
01:59Same.
02:00Chuck is the conductor.
02:01Same.
02:04I think he's just basically like, he just dances.
02:07He's got good arm power, you know?
02:09He's just arm dancing.
02:10It's an arm dance.
02:11But he's timing, right?
02:13He's keeping the men time.
02:14No one's looking at him.
02:16They're all doing their own job.
02:18He's the only one.
02:21No one cares about it.
02:22We're conductor.
02:24He's the conductor with the Los Angeles Philharmonic.
02:27He's a big deal.
02:28You're the least talented person in that whole room.
02:31Oh, my God.
02:32He basically has my job on this show.
02:34You're our conductor.
02:35You're very important.
02:36You keep things going across the country.
02:38We wouldn't be able to do it without you.
02:41Untalented.
02:42Like, look at this.
02:42Now he's like, pretending he's all emotional.
02:45With the music.
02:46He's not doing anything.
02:48He's a very emotional job.
02:49You think after they're done, like, somebody throws down their oboe and is like, nice fake
02:52dancing, weirdo.
02:54Yeah.
02:55You really killed it out there, you freak.
02:58It definitely wasn't us, the band.
03:00Glad you got that job.
03:04And he's like a living, like, one of those, like, wind people outside of a building.
03:10You might as well set one of them up.
03:13Wind people?
03:15He is.
03:15He's one of those wind people.
03:17Yep.
03:17And just, like, turn the wind down low when it's quiet, and then pump it up when it's
03:23nice.
03:23Nice arm dancing, you talentless son of a bitch.
03:27What can you even do, you fake son of a bitch?
03:31What's great is we're not offending one listener, because there's zero conductors listening.
03:35No, I've never met one.
03:36I've never met one in my life, but I'd ask the, you know, if I do, I'm going to ask them.
03:40You have some questions, right?
03:41I am.
03:42I'm like, I got questions.
03:43Do you do anything?
03:45How did you get that killer job being so talentless?
03:49You probably got a master's degree or a doctorate in conducting.
03:52It's probably true.
03:53Anyway, we're way off track.
03:54I know, I don't even know what we're talking about.
03:56Is a woman that was there the other night, watching this performance.
04:00Had an orgasm because of this guy's arm movement.
04:02Yes!
04:03She likes him?
04:04Everyone turned to see what was happening, screams and moanings from the balcony.
04:09And a woman had an orgasm, she said, because the music moved her so much that she started
04:17heavy breathing.
04:19Was she 68?
04:20And finally had a loud, full-body orgasm.
04:26That's not a woman, that's the conductor.
04:36It was just the conductor doing it.
04:38Yeah.
04:39Goodness.
04:40Don't you think that conductor's doing that after the show?
04:43He's going privately.
04:45Oh, yeah.
04:46What do you think he's doing?
04:48What the lady has.
04:49Oh, yeah, he's like, oh.
04:51What the lady has.
04:52He goes to his little room and he's like, oh, my God.
04:57He loves himself.
04:58He's conducting his dog?
04:59Oh, yeah.
05:00You're ridiculous.
05:01I bet that's how he has sex.
05:05Oh, yeah, he could have had sex.
05:07He'd be either one.
05:09Oh, I'm sure he's banging all the band geeks.
05:11Look at all the hot ladies playing.
05:13You look for the one attractive one.
05:15Look for the one attractive one.
05:16My son is actually studying to be a conductor.
05:19I'm dying laughing right now.
05:20Poor thing.
05:21Because my husband and I make fun of him all the time.
05:23You're going to be a conductor?
05:23Oh, that's nice.
05:24You loser.
05:25Good parenting.
05:27Well, they're trying.
05:28They're trying to help him.
05:29Making fun of his dreams.
05:31A conductor.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:33Like a train conductor?
05:34Ridiculous.
05:35Like a train conductor, I hope.
05:36Very encouraging, Mom and Dad.
05:38Not a musical conductor.
05:40Really?
05:40Yes, the exact kind.
05:42Oh, my God.
05:43You're a moron.
05:44Well, I've dedicated eight years of my life to studying the craft.
05:46You're doing arm dancing?
05:48Yeah.
05:49Orchestra.
05:50Backup dancers.
05:52Well, jokes on you guys because the college money comes out of your bank account.
05:56Yeah, my God.
05:57I can't believe we're paying for that.
06:00I wonder if this is up.
06:02Is it on there?
06:02Oh, this might be it.
06:03Just wait until I bring Mom to the orgasm with Chopsky's Ballet.
06:07Not Michael Jackson.
06:08Nope.
06:09Chopsky's.
06:11Okay, here we go.
06:12Hold on.
06:12Chopsky's.
06:14Tchaikovsky.
06:16Chopsky's.
06:16Chopsky's.
06:16Close.
06:17Close.
06:19Chopsky's.
06:20Hold on.
06:21The Chopsky's.
06:22Can we hear it?
06:23No.
06:24Let's go back to the beginning here.
06:26I don't know what's happening.
06:27Oh, mother of a...
06:28What have you done?
06:29Son of a...
06:30I just pressed play.
06:31What do you mean, what have I done?
06:32I'm just trying to make you more upset.
06:35Way to go, Dave.
06:36You're like a conductor of this show.
06:38Maybe if you weren't making fun of me for saying Chopsky's.
06:40Chopsky's.
06:41Play it.
06:42Play it.
06:42Play it, Dave.
06:42You're listening to Chopsticks.
06:43That's what you get.
06:44Yeah, they were like, don't ever let him play.
06:48Here we go.
06:48Here we go.
06:49That just sounds like your old lady voice.
07:03Ah!
07:07Think if someone's in pain?
07:09Sorry, I tripped.
07:12It's dark in here.
07:13I tripped on a stand.
07:15I went for a smoke break.
07:18The song was getting incredibly boring.
07:21That's what it sounds like.
07:24Yep.
07:26Sorry.
07:35Oops.
07:36So there was a report they stopped playing when they heard it, but they did play on despite
07:46that loud lady noise.
07:49They wanted to make sure everyone was okay.
07:51I guess.
07:52No one in there is okay.
07:53No.
07:54People in the audience described it as wonderful and refreshing.
07:58There was sort of a gasp, but most people thought it was a rather lovely expression of
08:03someone who was transported by the music.
08:06Okay.
08:07Yeah.
08:08A bunch of weirdos and freaks.
08:10Definitely was like at least a 68-year-old woman.
08:13Sounded like it.
08:14Yeah.
08:15Someone said it just sounded like someone with bad sciatica.
08:18Yeah.
08:24Tried to get up.
08:26Yeah.
08:26To me, it just sounds like an old lady wailing in pain, not in pleasure.
08:32She apparently was so moved by this concert that she.
08:35She was so moved by.
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