Ryan's Neighbor

Beasley Digital

Ryan may have found himself a new neighbor friend and he is excited about it!

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00:00gump to my left here so it gives me this list top 10 unspoken rules of neighbor etiquette

00:09it's a good list we have it posted if you want to check it out the keyword of course is list list

00:16list l-i-s-t there's a couple interesting things on here that jumped out again keyword list

00:23number 10 don't peek over your neighbor's privacy fence well it's literally called a privacy fence

00:30yeah you weirdo don't want you peeking over the fence i'm six five sometimes i can't help it

00:35sometimes i can't help it not my fault number eight is very specific keep your cats indoors

00:43yeah that's somebody who wrote this hoping their neighbor reads it

00:46um the one on the list don't steal your neighbor's packages and mail

00:55is there anyone listening right now oh who has had that done to them by their neighbor

01:03and you know it you not suspect your neighbor took your packages or mail

01:09and not accidentally that doesn't count right like it got delivered and they yeah yeah we've all had

01:16that right the amazon oops we've all been through that man is that a ballsy thing to do though walk

01:20over and take you i do get curious of what's in the boxes on my neighbors what's in the box

01:25248-398-9279 as always i defer to you which way we going with this one is there someone listening

01:33right now who's had their neighbor steal their packages or mail you know what people are crazy

01:38yes yes we have had that not a chance no one's willing to admit that man not a chance you're

01:45gonna owe me another dollar but here's the other reason that this and i was wondering like well this

01:49is kind of cool ryan came up with this really cool list keyboard list you can check it out

01:52but now i know why because you potentially have a friend across the street i i might have a new

02:00neighbor friend my first one he looks up at me while we're listening to priest and he goes

02:04i might have a neighbor buddy well first of all don't ever call him that again because that's

02:09kind of creepy so what you've lived there for what a year now yeah yeah we just i i don't know man

02:18time moved so fast and we didn't see him and uh i went over because our mailboxes are all on one side

02:24of the street sure so i walk over there and get my mail and he was just getting home it was like the

02:29first time we've ever kind of like crossed paths and he got out of his car and said hello and i was

02:34like what's up man how you doing how's baby life that's the thing they just had a baby the same time

02:38like a week before we did well played nice in yeah absolutely so we started talking and then i went

02:43home i'm like hi we got to hang out with them so what's the next step oh i'm making my wife

02:49initiate it with their with the wife with his wife you can't do you're they've already talked before

02:55or i might like if i see him out next i because i got to get a feel like i swore a couple of times

03:00talking to him to see if he swore back to me right did he get a little yeah yeah yeah so i'm like okay

03:05cool he's at least cool in that sense so i don't know maybe i'll walk over with a beer one day like

03:10what's up it's not a bad move the beer move is not a bad move but i'm most likely will just stick

03:16heidi on it and be like hey tell her you want to go for a walk and get to know each other and then

03:20it'll just naturally happen no this is on you so now we know why the uh the neighbor's etiquette

03:25list is posted keyword list because ryan need a little help hey man you got it you gotta it's

03:32exciting when i moved into this neighborhood i'm like cool we're in our neighborhood that we're

03:35going to be in for a while right and then i found out it was two single women on the side of me

03:40and i'm like man there's no like husbands or anything for me to drink beer with and hang out

03:45and talk to but now i got this guy across the street the only problem is i think he's a michigan

03:50state fan that makes it fun yeah i know talk smack to each other yeah here's tears feel his

03:57tears from a mile away on saturdays this is the thing though he doesn't if he finds does he know

04:02you work here i mean he might listen today because i was wearing our shirt and he asked me what i do

04:07and i told him so maybe he's yes he knows that you work here yeah so mike what's up dude what's up

04:13mike don't worry about it he's a walmart wolverine you're fine he's a cool he's a nice dude so far

04:19yeah hold on anthony yes sir uh go ahead you got a comment about neighbors well you're talking about

04:29packages being stolen right yeah well it used to be when a package was delivered if you weren't home

04:36they left you unnoticed and you go pick it up yourself what happened to that system it i think

04:42it's a simple thing to fix you can't control your neighbors man so i just don't understand why they

04:48don't do that anymore or is that just ups i i know they do it for big ticket stuff like ups i

04:55yeah i had something to deliver i had to go get it but honestly i don't think amazon could do that

04:59you know how many packages they deliver while people aren't home yeah there'd be another warehouse

05:03nothing but yeah you weren't home that might be it though then open a separate warehouse i just

05:10think there's a simple solution to a stupid problem because you can't control people okay if i may say

05:15one more thing no suing yeah it i don't know her age but i think it's a matter of the younger

05:22generation being uh entitled and she needs to get a job and they're available out there so there you go

05:29thank you all right thank you anthony i got an idea just take a dog fence collar the electric fence

05:37make a boundary around your porch how does that work you zap them make yeah you're right how does that

05:47work that means your neighbors have to wear a dog collar because you don't trust them

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