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Lottery Ticket Idiot, Nuke Plant Blues, and Death By Ice Cream
Beasley Digital
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4/22/2025
Lottery Ticket Idiot, Nuke Plant Blues, and Death By Ice Cream
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00:00
Where it's time for our No Sweat News, because Rob Zombie tickets are coming up on tomorrow's No Sweat News quiz.
00:06
Everyone loves Rob Zombie. Whenever he comes into town, there's a clamoring for tickets, so you want to be paying attention.
00:13
Here we go. You know, there's a rule on the No Sweat News, Dave, that says you're not allowed to die.
00:19
Don't die. Don't ever die.
00:21
There's no rule against...
00:22
It's a good rule. It's a good rule for life. Just don't die. It would make things so much easier.
00:27
No, I'm looking forward to the dirt nap at some point. I'll be honest with you there.
00:31
Look, listen, there's no rule against some near misses, and we got a couple of near misses today.
00:38
This would put a little bit of a damper on your relaxing beach day.
00:43
As we go to New Hampshire for story number one, bunch of people on the beach in Seabrook, New Hampshire on Tuesday
00:49
when they heard an alert coming from the nuclear power plant nearby.
00:54
Yo! That's the last place you want to hear an alert from.
01:01
Here you go.
01:02
The alert from the system said there is a problem at the Seabrook nuclear power station,
01:17
and it told everybody to leave the area immediately.
01:19
The problem better be just like the garage door isn't opening.
01:23
If there's any problem above that level, I'm freaking out.
01:29
I'm getting the kids in the car, and we're driving to California.
01:32
That's what everyone started doing.
01:34
It turned out that workers at the plants were testing the emergency system
01:38
and accidentally played the alert by mistake.
01:42
Everything was fine.
01:43
And they sent out text messages to follow up saying you can just go change your underwear and come back to the beach.
01:49
I want to know where Homer J. Simpson was during this near nuclear, during this almost Chernobyl event that happened in America.
01:57
Here's the next near miss.
02:00
An ice cream brand in Kansas City called Belafonte just issued a recall for an ice cream flavor called chocolate to die for.
02:09
Yeah.
02:09
Because it could kill people.
02:11
No.
02:12
Well, see, what happened was they got a complaint after someone realized that the packaging fails to mention that the ice cream contains peanuts.
02:20
Oh, yeah.
02:21
That could kill you.
02:22
If you have an extreme allergy to peanuts, like, you know, we have a third wheel here.
02:27
Your Gats has that.
02:28
Then it could be really dangerous.
02:30
It actually could be the ice cream that could kill you.
02:32
So the chocolate to die for could kill you.
02:36
And so they got to redo the packaging.
02:38
Yeah, not interested in that.
02:40
And then Dateline Ireland for this one.
02:43
Back in January, Wayne Sullivan used a plastic toy gun to rob a convenience store in Dublin.
02:50
He got away with a small amount of cash and a large stack of lottery scratch-offs.
02:55
Oh, okay.
02:56
This week, Wayne Sullivan was caught because one of the scratch-offs hit for five grand and he tried to collect the money.
03:04
Yes, sir.
03:05
You got to try and get the cash.
03:08
Our hero even wrote his name and address on the back of the cards.
03:12
No one could claim it other than him.
03:14
Well, see, now that was a bad move.
03:17
That made it even easier for the guardie to track him down.
03:21
Yesterday, a judge sentenced our hero, Wayne Sullivan, to a year and a half in jail.
03:26
Sully, you're getting a year.
03:28
There it is.
03:28
We'll see you in 365, dirtbag.
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