Plead The Fifth 12-9-19 Davy Toy Drive Edition

Beasley Digital

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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY.

00:02Now, who's taking the stand?

00:04We got Dobby slow-strolling to the stand.

00:07Oh, man.

00:07Walking like Rudy from Fat Albert.

00:09This guy.

00:11All right.

00:11I want to make sure everybody knows that we are out here for the toy drive

00:16and the giving is still going on.

00:18You can go on wild94.1.com slash toy drive and donate that way.

00:23Or you can stop by and see us kind of like Rhino Lawyers did this morning.

00:26I got Brandon.

00:27I got my hat on, just to let you know.

00:29And so let's see here.

00:31Dobby is under the microscope today.

00:36And we have three questions that will come from us.

00:39That will be Mark, myself, and Meredith.

00:41And then you guys get to have at him.

00:44And he only gets one pass.

00:46And a boomerang.

00:47Oh, yeah.

00:48Don't forget about that.

00:48You get the boomerang.

00:49All right.

00:50So Meredith is first.

00:52Yes, I am.

00:53Oh, man.

00:54Dobby, I never knew what an Eskimo brother was until I started working with you.

01:00Oh, my God.

01:01Can you describe what an Eskimo brother is really quick?

01:03So, you know, people that are listening can.

01:05Eskimo brothers means two guys that have hooked up with the same chick.

01:09You're related.

01:10Okay, cool.

01:11By Eskimo.

01:12I thought it was something completely different, but, you know, there's that.

01:17So my question for you is, give us a rough estimate.

01:21How many people, friends, are you, I don't know.

01:25How many people do you know you're friends with that are Eskimo brothers with you?

01:30We've had this conversation a few times.

01:37Orlita put his mic down.

01:39I would say off the top of my head.

01:42Yeah.

01:43Can we zero in on the show?

01:44How many Eskimo brothers do you have on the show, Dobby?

01:47Okay, we'll start there.

01:49Can we zero in on the show?

01:51On the show, I know definitely one, possibly two.

01:57To one or two people on the show?

01:59Yeah, there's only two guys on the show.

02:01That's what I'm saying.

02:02So you said one, possibly two.

02:04Yeah.

02:05So you think that you have been at it?

02:06Well, I know one for 100% certainty.

02:10Okay, all right.

02:11And then further conversations have to be done.

02:14You're going to assume two.

02:15I would say probably, I don't know, I would say 10 to 15 of the homies.

02:2110 to 15?

02:2210 to 15 of the homies, yeah.

02:24Are you serious?

02:25Yeah, for sure.

02:26For sure.

02:2710 to 15 people that you have basically sword fought with.

02:32If that's how you want to put it.

02:34You have been in the same common spaces of 10 to 15 of your friends.

02:39Yeah, yeah.

02:42It's just the 70s at Dobby's house.

02:45Dobby is just like.

02:46A lot of that was in high school.

02:48Gotcha.

02:49A lot of that was like when I was on the street team.

02:52Because it was popping.

02:53Okay.

02:53Street team was popping.

02:54Yeah.

02:55Yeah, he is living the life.

02:56I'm going to assume it's, can we guess who it is on the show, on the freak show?

03:00I know everybody's guessing in the car.

03:02It's only two dudes.

03:02Well, he confirmed one.

03:04He didn't confirm both.

03:05Oh, okay.

03:06So wait.

03:06So it's one of us that's confirmed.

03:08So is it Mark or me?

03:09It's you.

03:14Oh, sweet Jesus.

03:16And I think me and Mark have to do a little talking after the show.

03:18But I think we already know the answer.

03:20Stay tuned.

03:20But damn, me and you ain't do any talking.

03:22How you get to air me out?

03:23Oh, because I just know.

03:26And that was the question I was thinking about.

03:29Wow.

03:29This way you know you've been in the city too long.

03:31I know.

03:31It's time to move.

03:32Damn.

03:32It's time for me to go.

03:33I'm moving to Nantucket or somewhere.

03:36All right.

03:37Marcus, you are next up.

03:39Davi, I want to know what is the best piece of advice you've ever been given throughout your entire life?

03:46Oh, man.

03:49The best.

03:49Stop being Eskimo, bro.

03:52Man, it had to do something with, like, working hard or, like, chasing your dreams.

03:59I mean, obviously, it wasn't that good.

04:01Yeah, he's like, some old bull.

04:02Oh, some I heard before.

04:05Yeah.

04:05Like, your pops never threw you a line that just is embedded in your head?

04:09What does it say?

04:09Don't do the time to you.

04:11It's like that.

04:12That's my favorite.

04:14Don't be letting the time do you do the time.

04:16Time.

04:17It's something about following your dreams.

04:19Not listening to what other people say.

04:21Got to work harder than everybody else.

04:24And, yeah, man, go for it.

04:25Don't let the money make you make that money.

04:27Yeah, no regerts.

04:28Y'all quoting pops?

04:32I'm like, you got to reverse it.

04:33You're going to get whipped.

04:34You got to reverse it.

04:36All right.

04:36Let's see.

04:37My question is, with us, you know, keeping it Christmas, with us being uphill in the toy

04:43drive tower, it makes me think of Christmas.

04:45So, what is the wackest gift that was given to you by your girl?

04:55Oh, by my girl?

04:56For Christmas.

04:56Ooh.

04:57Ooh.

04:58Oh.

04:59I got my hand on the button.

05:00I mean, I'm just saying, like, the wackest gift that she gave you, of course you played

05:05the role of awe, babe.

05:07Right.

05:07But, like, you ain't like it, ain't want it, whatever.

05:11You know what?

05:12We have this feature here.

05:13It's called Plead the Fifth.

05:16Yes.

05:17And with Christmas right around the corner, I'm going to have to go ahead.

05:20Mark, hit that button for me one time.

05:22Woo!

05:23Woo!

05:25Plead the Fifth.

05:26Five, one, two, three, four, five.

05:29You plead the Fifth.

05:30I ain't want it to smoke.

05:31So, wait a minute.

05:32Yeah.

05:32Wait a minute.

05:33So, you're answering Eskimo brother questions.

05:35Yeah.

05:36He's like, I tell you, I done shared spaces with all guys.

05:38Yeah.

05:38Christmas presents, no way.

05:40Right.

05:41That's why I draw the line.

05:42Right.

05:42You draw the line.

05:43Yeah.

05:43You're not talking about that.

05:44Wow.

05:46Really?

05:46Dang.

05:46Yeah, man, I had to tap out on that one.

05:48Okay.

05:48Because I want another Wack gift this year.

05:51Hey, Wack, I got a great place.

05:53I'm going to put it next to the last one.

05:55I got a hole in my pants.

05:56Yeah.

05:57You got stuff hanging out of your pants.

05:59Oh, yeah.

06:00Madison's like, look out.

06:02Oh, damn.

06:03Oh, you ripped your pants.

06:04I got ripped my pants.

06:05Oh, let's say I got underwear on.

06:07Okay, good.

06:08I can't stop staring now.

06:09I got to twist.

06:09Stop staring at my age.

06:10Stop staring.

06:11It's like that Mel Gibson movie where he's like, what women want, and they're looking

06:16at you like, ah.

06:16What's wrong?

06:17He's like, I know you're looking.

06:18Ah, ah, ah, ah.

06:19All right.

06:19So let's fade to bed because we got the bed in our ear, Marcus.

06:24All right.

06:26So let's see here.

06:27We got Melissa, I believe, on the line who has a question in.

06:32She's calling in.

06:32You got a question for her?

06:34Hey, Davi.

06:36I just want to know what's the most courageous thing that you've done?

06:41In your entire life.

06:43Like hero?

06:43The most courageous thing?

06:45Oh, courageous.

06:46Okay.

06:47Oh.

06:47Thanks, Melissa.

06:48Be my hero, baby.

06:50And then a hero comes along with a blunt end and a bong.

06:58Oh, the first thing that comes to my mind is one day I was driving.

07:05I was in St. Pete, and I was on Olmerton Road, and I saw a car flip, and I went and got the

07:12lady out of the car.

07:13Really?

07:13Yeah.

07:13And never really told.

07:15I only told like a couple people.

07:16And her leg was broken.

07:18She was like, she was in really bad shape, honestly.

07:20Yeah.

07:21And stayed with her.

07:21And you moved her out of the car?

07:22I pulled her out of the car, and in my head.

07:25She might be looking for you, because that's a lawsuit to a lot of people.

07:28Well, I mean, her car flipped going pretty fast, and I got to her, and she was screaming,

07:34and I pulled her out of the car.

07:36Wow.

07:36You didn't know Davi wore a cape, huh?

07:38Yeah.

07:38Yeah, her leg was like going the total wrong direction.

07:41Did you look at her and say, man, I'm glad you can't see your leg right now, because your

07:46leg is the other way.

07:48No.

07:48If you see this, you're going to trip.

07:50And I waited with her until like the cops and paramedics and things came out.

07:54Wow.

07:54That's dope, man.

07:55Yeah.

07:55Good for you.

07:56Okay.

07:56All right.

07:57Heroic Davi.

07:57Okay.

07:58What we got on the text for?

08:01All right.

08:01Let's go back to the other stuff that we care about.

08:04Davi, yeah.

08:04If one day a distant cousin or an old homie came through and come to find out they used

08:11to hook up with Joanna back in the day, and you never knew about it.

08:15But it's the past.

08:16Because it's the past.

08:17But they used to call each other nicknames, but they used to brag about it all the time,

08:21and now you're figuring everything out.

08:23Would it be a wrap for the relationship?

08:26If she basically, if she smashed a homie.

08:29Yeah, but it was before them, and he just found out.

08:32I don't think that would be necessarily a deal breaker.

08:34Because it was before us, before we met.

08:37I would have hoped that that conversation would have happened a long, long time ago

08:42between with my girl and with the homie.

08:45I think you would at least owe me that much to, you know, put it out there.

08:50But I don't think so.

08:51If I would have asked specifically, and you would have denied it, and it came out later,

08:55that's a whole different ballgame.

08:57But, you know, keeping it from you, that's kind of messed up.

09:01Honestly, I would have been tight about that, for sure.

09:03But I don't think that's, like, cause for a breakup.

09:07Christmas parties would be awkward.

09:08I don't know, man.

09:09I don't know.

09:10Don't be keeping those secrets from me.

09:11Yeah?

09:12Yeah.

09:12Yeah, no, I need to know that.

09:13Okay.

09:14Marcus.

09:15Marcus.

09:16Yes.

09:16You got a question?

09:17I do.

09:18Here's one for you.

09:19Dobby, if you could change one physical thing about your appearance, what would it be and why?

09:25I wish I was taller.

09:27I wish I was a baller.

09:30I feel like that should be my go-to.

09:31Well, it should be.

09:33It should be.

09:34It should be.

09:35You're cut off.

09:35It should be.

09:37It really should have been yours, though.

09:39But I feel like, man, if I was a little taller, I think I could have, like, hooped a little bit,

09:43like maybe in college or something like that.

09:44Here we go.

09:44Dog, these hoop dreams.

09:46Shut the hell up.

09:47Yeah, I still got hoop dreams.

09:48Yeah, I wish I was taller.

09:49I wish Mark was taller, too.

09:52Hell, I wish I was taller.

09:53Well, it would stretch this out a little bit.

09:55Y'all would be able to see these games.

09:59All right, so it is time for the lovely boomerang.

10:02That was the last one, right?

10:04That was.

10:05You get to flip one back on us real quick.

10:09Let's see here.

10:12It's funny.

10:13I just got a hit from Yvonne that says, I just turned on the radio, and y'all are doing this game called Plead the Fifth.

10:18It would take me all day to answer these questions.

10:20Well, all right, since Yvonne's listening, I'm sure she'll appreciate this one.

10:23My boomerang is, I want to know about Eskimo brothers and sisters.

10:27Okay.

10:27Because that is a new term that we are now coining.

10:30Hmm.

10:31What?

10:31Wait, what?

10:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.

10:33So have you guys ever shared, you know, shared people?

10:38Orlando's face is a little nervous, right?

10:42I'm like, damn.

10:43Have I ever shared Eskimo?

10:45Oh, I mean, what you told me I shared with you.

10:47Yes.

10:48I did.

10:48I'm not aware of.

10:49That's been confirmed.

10:50You still haven't told.

10:51It's confirmed.

10:52It's been confirmed.

10:53So you just forgot.

10:56Let's see here.

10:57Now, are we talking coworkers or friends?

10:58Friends.

10:59Yeah.

11:00Let's see here.

11:02Yeah.

11:02Well, I mean, in college, I think there was some cross-pollination there.

11:09There was a girl I dated when, I told y'all, I was like, when I had a girl I was dating

11:15and her dad wasn't into her dating a black guy because she was Filipino.

11:20And he was like, nah, keep the culture.

11:21Right.

11:21But when we were in Tallahassee, she dated my boy I was DJing with.

11:29And when they broke up and she moved back home to Tampa, I was here running wild.

11:33And so she linked up and we linked up.

11:36And it was like we started dating for like a year.

11:39You were running wild literally or figuratively?

11:42Both.

11:43I was in them streets.

11:45And, yeah, we started dating.

11:46And then he got kind of tight.

11:48Oh, I bet.

11:48Because he was like, you know, that meant that I was, I was, I was, I was into her when

11:53we were in college, but I wouldn't go, I wouldn't holler at her.

11:56But then when they were broken up and this was years later, I'm like, yo, pal.

12:00So we ended up crossing over that.

12:02And me and, let's see, on the morning show, me and Gordy had some crossover.

12:09Oh, man.

12:09Yeah.

12:10We had some crossover back in the day.

12:11That's so true.

12:12I think it's healthy for the morning show.

12:14Is it?

12:15I don't, I don't know.

12:15How is that healthy?

12:16I don't know if that is true.

12:18It's the opposite of health.

12:22I don't, I don't know if that's true, but it wasn't healthy in the long run.

12:27But, yeah, that's, we had, we definitely had some crossover.

12:29I was this close, this close to actually doing that.

12:34And I had no idea.

12:35Somebody we slept with?

12:36Uh, no, not you guys.

12:37Just a really close personal friend of mine had no idea at the time.

12:41I was actually on the way to go have some fun.

12:45To your appointment?

12:45Yes.

12:46And I was real excited because it had been building up.

12:48And I texted my girl.

12:50Tell us what had been building up.

12:51I was, uh, you know, just like sexting and like phone calls and I was hanging out with him.

12:56And it was, it was about to go down.

12:58I was so excited.

12:59Yeah.

12:59And all of a sudden my girlfriend called and I started bragging about this guy because I hadn't told her yet.

13:05And she was like, wait a minute, wait a minute, Brad.

13:08And I was like, yeah.

13:09And then, and she's like, yeah, well, wait, what's his last name?

13:12Boom.

13:12And she's like, we dated for two and a half years.

13:15Shut up.

13:16And I was like, no.

13:18And you didn't go through with it?

13:20No.

13:20I, I, I, okay.

13:21I pulled over.

13:22I don't know if it was at Burger King or whatever, but I, I fixed my life.

13:25And I just stayed there for like five, 10 minutes because I wanted to go have some fun.

13:30I was in the mood.

13:31I was ready.

13:32Showered clean.

13:33Let's go.

13:33And yeah, so I turned back.

13:35So, uh, Marcus.

13:37Yes, sir.

13:38Let me ask you if you had it to go tear down something and one of the homies call you and say, yo, oh man, you had it over there.

13:46I used to date her for two and a half years.

13:48Are you pulling the cord and aborting the mission or are you pressing on?

13:52Yeah.

13:52The whole dating for two and a half years would make me think twice.

13:56However, if it was just somebody, let's say I hit Davi up and I'm like, yo, I'm going to tear down.

14:01I don't know.

14:02She's like, yeah, Sheila.

14:04And he's like, oh yeah, I've been there, did that.

14:06I'm like, all right, cool.

14:07I'll still do it.

14:07As long as you didn't date her for a long period of time.

14:10So relationships are off.

14:11Okay.

14:12So if Davi said he traveled those hallways, you'd be like, okay, well, I'll travel them.

14:17Obviously, obviously, Davi's okay with sharing.

14:20Yeah, I'm like that.

14:21Clearly.

14:22He's cool with it.

14:23Yeah.

14:23Wow.

14:24All right.

14:24So how many Eskimo brothers you got?

14:27Yeah, Mark?

14:28I mean, off the top of my head, I couldn't give you a number, but I know that there's more than one.

14:33It's happened on multiple occasions.

14:36I can't say that.

14:37I think there's only one friend here that we've both hooked up with the same girl.

14:41Is it star with a D and then Avi?

14:45I cannot reveal this person's name.

14:48I knew it.

14:49I knew it.

14:49So in Davi, is this an admission that was two confirmed from Davi?

14:54He got two Eskimo brothers.

14:56What?

14:56That's insane.

14:58Actually, I think Davi and I do have one person.

15:01Really?

15:01Okay.

15:02Confirmation.

15:03You know what's weird, though?

15:04There's one person who lives out of town who I used to date,

15:09who listens to the Plea to the Fifth stuff because she's like,

15:12I'm convinced everything you talk about on Plea to the Fifth is me.

15:15Oh, no.

15:15And so I try not to mention her stories because she's like, I just tune in to make sure.

15:21And I'm thinking, I'm like, oh, my God, because I'm friends with her husband.

15:24Oh, God.

15:24And so now I would guess me and her husband are Eskimo brothers.

15:27Oh, man.

15:29I dated her before he did.

15:30Yeah.

15:31But I'm friends with him.

15:32If you're friends with him, then yes, you are.

15:33Then we're Eskimo brothers?

15:34100%.

15:34Damn, my number just went up.

15:35Yeah.

15:36Damn.

15:36All right.

15:37All right.

15:38Officially, this is over.

15:39Yeah, we got to go.

15:39This is making us seem bad.

15:41We out here doing good, good God work, and y'all got us sullying on to it.

15:44Back to the blackface of Meredith.

15:46No, I didn't do anything.

15:47All right.

15:47We out of here.

15:48Plea to the Fifth is a wrap.

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