Wacky News: A High School Imposter And The Drunken Car Fire

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00:00We've been searching for knuckleheads. Kathy and I, we have come up with some

00:03wacky news stories in the afternoon we think you'll like. I like this story. This is a crazy

00:07Florida woman story for you. 28 year old woman named Audrey is from Miami Beach and she works

00:13in sales at Carnival Cruise Lines. And I guess she's trying to become popular on Instagram

00:18because on Monday, Audrey went to a high school and pretended she was a student who was there to

00:24enroll. Wait a minute, she's how old? She's 28. Okay. She had a backpack and she even brought a

00:30skateboard to try to look younger. Oh yeah, that'll do it. Well then a security guard let her

00:35inside. As soon as she was inside, she started passing out flyers to the students with her

00:39Instagram account on the flyers. The security guards of the school saw her and kicked her out

00:44immediately. And then they called the cops. The cops used the info from her flyers to figure out

00:49who she was. And they went straight to her house that night and arrested her for trespassing.

00:54You know, between TikTok and Instagram and all these social media accounts, you have people

01:00out there trying to be just as crazy as they possibly can. Yeah. And they're doing it. Oh

01:04yeah. Throwing the rules out the window. Well, so did this one. Now, have you ever been the

01:09designated driver with your friends? You go out to a place? Yes, I have. Sometimes you have to rotate

01:13that around amongst them. Yeah, you do. Well, when you're going to be the designated driver like this

01:17gal did down in Port St. Lucie, then be the designated driver. She got a little carried

01:24away. And by the time she ended up getting thoroughly snookered, she didn't even wait for

01:30her friends. She went out, got in her car and tried to go home. She didn't make it very

01:35far. She crashed into three parked cars. And after she hit the third one, her own car caught

01:42on fire. Oh my gosh. Fortunately, the cops were there to put it out. She wasn't injured.

01:47They asked her, have you been drinking? She said, well, I did just leave a bar and I was

01:52supposed to be the designated driver. Well, it doesn't sound like anybody else was in the

01:58car. Fortunately, she didn't have her friends in there to put them through that. And she

02:02left them behind. They did find an empty bottle of whiskey in the front seat. Some Kentucky

02:06bourbon called Rebel Yale. I bet she was drinking that all night. Oh, her car is totaled. She

02:14looks pretty rugged in her mugshot. And the police have put her behind bars for, needless

02:20to say, a DUI. Yeah, good.