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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
"Where is that dick now?"

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00:00The Cabbage Patch, though, was such a huge, huge hit.
00:05And they smelled nice.
00:06They smelled like baby powder.
00:06They smelled like babies.
00:07That was like fight over them at the store during Christmas time.
00:11They were both.
00:13They would release new ones.
00:14Kathy, that Schwarzenegger movie, Jiggle All the Way,
00:17that is predicated on those famous toy store brawls over Cabbage Patch dolls.
00:23But the cool thing about Cabbage Patch, they all had Xavier or whatever the guy's last name's.
00:28On the butt.
00:28They all had a tattoo.
00:29They were all painted.
00:30The Cabbage Patch dolls were part of the NXIVM cult.
00:33So I have a very vivid memory of I got my first Cabbage Patch doll.
00:38I couldn't wait.
00:39I was 10 years old.
00:40I got them for my 10th birthday.
00:41You get the birth certificate.
00:43And I was able to rename them, right?
00:45So you send that thing, and you get the birth certificate back.
00:49So mine was named Casey Jr.
00:51I was so excited to get this thing, right?
00:54The Cabbage Patch doll?
00:55The Cabbage Patch doll.
00:56I was so excited.
00:56Yeah, because it was the thing.
00:58I was 10 years old, too.
00:58It was the thing.
01:00It was the thing that everybody had and whatever.
01:02My neighbor across the street, and I'm going to say your name.
01:06Your name's Wayne, and you're a piece of trash, because he called me the slang word for a gay person.
01:11Because you had a doll?
01:12Because I had a doll.
01:12He was an adult, Kathy.
01:14This dude is probably, like, 30 years old.
01:17Called me, and I was so happy about having this thing for my birthday.
01:20Aw, that's terrible.
01:21And he called me that.
01:23Terrible.
01:23What a jerk.
01:24How old were you?
01:24And how old were you?
01:25I was 10 years old.
01:2510 years old.
01:26And it was my birthday.
01:28What a dick.
01:28What a dick.
01:28I know.
01:29I know.
01:29But, like, oh, my God.
01:30Where's that dick now?
01:31I have no idea, Wayne.
01:33Terrible person.
01:34How many times have you asked that question in your life, Kathy?
01:38God, where's that dick now?
01:40When I need it.
01:42There are so many dicks that I'm wondering where they are.
01:46Oh, my God.
01:46Yeah.
01:48Yes.
01:50All right, back to toys.
01:51All right.
01:52Toys.
01:52So, Casey's in therapy now.
01:55American Girl Dulls.
01:55I'm out of it now.
01:56I'm out of it.
01:57I'm out of it.

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