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Robit Nurse
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave leads off the show by sharing that he feels like he is a day behind after skipping his pills and it leads to Lisa talking about an automatic pill dispenser she ordered for her father to use.
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616 here on a wednesday morning right yes yeah it's wednesday yep i'm a day ahead
00:16
no i'm a day behind i thought it was tuesday you know why why because my pillbox oh jesus christ
00:25
here we go i i skip sunday yeah so i'm like a day behind in my pills so that's how you keep track
00:33
of the days like an 80 year old the exact same way the exact same way never thought i never thought
00:40
we'd hear it oh not that you have to say what day it is every day you come to work but your pillbox
00:45
is what's the indicator of what day it is my morning right i get up and i take my i go to
00:51
my pillbox i'm like well it's a tuesday and i'll take my tuesday pills i swear to god like you guys
00:57
are all like mid-20s to me right like yeah until that moment right there where dave just said
01:02
my pillbox i don't know what day it is unless it's a pillbox the thing is i can't make fun of them too
01:13
bad because i i've got a pillbox too i'm gonna have one let me remember when to take your pills
01:22
let me say this i don't take actual pills like i don't take medication vitamins i just it's my
01:29
vitamins my probiotic my allergy medication vitamin d no but still even it's i think it's even worse
01:36
having a pillbox and not having a reason to have what no i think that's better no you got a pillbox
01:43
for vitamins yeah he does okay listen he's like well i better get these things in a room so i know
01:51
what i'm taking you take a lot of vitamins you you know yeah there's nothing wrong with being
01:55
organized you know how long it used to take me i'd have to go to each bottle and dump them out i'm like
02:00
no i'm buying myself a couple i bought two weeks worth yeah so i pre-organized two weeks worth of
02:05
my stuff and then it's two weeks you've got a double you've got a double i got two i bought two
02:10
well anyways i still i forgot sunday we were doing so much running around and stuff i forgot to take
02:16
them and now it's throwing me a day a day behind i guess i could just move them up yeah day geez
02:23
huh that would be an idea it's better to be it's gonna mess you up for a whole entire two weeks
02:29
yeah i was under the impression it was tuesday when you get home please do this because we can't
02:34
have two weeks of you thinking it's the wrong day yeah get your pillbox in order i guess i'll have to
02:42
it's gonna affect the show i'll get my pillbox in order yeah it will it will i'll fix it up
02:47
damn it dave get your pillbox in order oh dave didn't follow his pillbox again he doesn't know
02:52
what god damn day it is he thinks it's the sabbath he won't work today would not be the
03:00
word i would get up i'm like oh it's only sunday oh yeah go back to bed you know i don't like i look
03:05
at my parents and i know they they probably have pillboxes they don't know what day it is honestly
03:11
i think when you're retired you lose track right it all blends together every day is the same no and
03:16
they don't care they don't even care i used to have uh for my dad i bought him because he could
03:23
not he would not take his medicine he would put it in a pill bottle he would just be like he didn't
03:28
remember and so i had bought one of those medicine machines where it would it would dispense the
03:33
medicine each day and he needs and you know vitamins included and all that and it would it would spit
03:38
out and it would say time to take your medication and then if he and he'd have to take it and if he
03:45
didn't it would call me and let me know he didn't take his medication and then i'd have to call him
03:50
dad you didn't take your pills they're really important you have to take your pills you forgot
03:55
oh well it was a brilliant a brilliant invention though for people yeah that's great i love this i love
04:02
that idea yeah yeah you know i'm surprised dave doesn't have one actually i didn't even know what
04:07
he just did yell at you though but she had like that old voice the old lady like awful voice my dad
04:14
hated her he'd be like oh robo nurse
04:17
my nurse is a robot it's a goddamn robot she's a robot he would be so pissed god damn it lisa
04:24
why did you buy me this robot nurse if she's a robot why can't she have a hot voice like he wanted
04:31
i think he wanted a hot voice he's a hot robot nurse can i tell you lisa this robot nurse of yours is at least 65
04:41
why can't you give me a little thing running around here yeah he wanted like her to time to take your medication
04:50
if they wanted to upgrade that medicine machine that's what they should have done
04:59
time to take your medicine she was such a bitch
05:02
she was such a bitch lisa
05:05
oh let me guess my robot called you
05:09
well you know what you know what i'm not taking those goddamn pills from that robot
05:16
not until she you get me a younger robot
05:20
let me guess my robot
05:23
oh ringy dingy my robot did you pick up the phone again i don't even know how the robot calls you
05:29
how does a rubik call you you know and sometimes you could like program her to like say like take
05:36
with food make sure you take your eat your food you know like remind him to do different things
05:41
oh he's trying to get me to eat i just ate rubik you're gonna cook it for me rubik
05:54
this rubik keeps wanting me to eat but won't cook a goddamn thing
05:59
nasty old
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nasty old
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nasty old
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nasty old
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