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Would You Lick It?
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave introduces a survey that asked people what things they would lick and one of the questions about armpits leads to Chuck and James both showing off their own.
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I was going to play this with you guys, and when I read through all the things you could
00:12
lick or not lick, I thought, there's no point.
00:16
I couldn't see anyone in this room licking any of these things.
00:20
We're not a licking bunch.
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You know us well.
00:22
I do.
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Maybe James would lick the odd thing.
00:25
Yeah, he would.
00:25
But basically, they asked, this ridiculous survey asked hundreds of people what they'd
00:31
lick for $20.
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$20.
00:34
So I'll read you what it is.
00:36
You guys have to figure out if the majority would or wouldn't lick it.
00:39
Okay.
00:39
Okay, so it's not even, yeah, it's not about us.
00:42
Not about you guys.
00:42
Not about whether you'd lick it or not.
00:44
The majority of who?
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Just random people surveyed in New York.
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In New York, okay.
00:49
Would you lick it?
00:51
A stranger's iPhone screen.
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And you get $20 for doing it.
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Yes.
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They would.
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Majority?
00:58
You think majority would?
01:00
It's so dirty.
01:00
It's so dirty.
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It's the dirtiest thing you can lick.
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Yeah, it is.
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You licking it or not?
01:05
Are you licking it?
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Do you think New Yorkers are licking it?
01:08
I think they said no.
01:10
Okay.
01:11
I want to hope for society's sake.
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58% would not lick a stranger's iPhone screen.
01:18
You shouldn't.
01:19
Easy $20 right there.
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I was going to say James would for sure.
01:22
I underestimated James.
01:22
I thought for sure he wouldn't do that one.
01:23
Yeah.
01:24
Okay.
01:24
How about a stranger's armpit?
01:26
No.
01:28
Yeah.
01:28
And people said no.
01:29
No, I can't do it.
01:30
I hope people said no.
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96% would not.
01:34
Ooh, cool.
01:34
Would not lick a stranger's armpit.
01:36
Maybe for $50.
01:37
Is it weird that if I had to pick between like a stranger's iPhone and a stranger's armpit,
01:45
if I had to lick one, I'd go armpit.
01:48
I think it'd be less dirty.
01:50
I think there'd be less germs.
01:51
I'm going iPhone or whatever.
01:52
It would be gross.
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It all depends on the armpit.
01:54
It depends on the armpit.
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But dude, people's phones are covered in fecal matter.
01:58
In feces.
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Yeah, I know.
02:00
I think the armpit would be the cleaner choice.
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But could you imagine that smell?
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What if it was like a horrendous armpit?
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I don't care.
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The nicest armpit is still gross.
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It's true.
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It's just gross.
02:14
You ever see those armpits?
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Those people have, they got some moles and stuff.
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I'd lick a girl's armpit.
02:19
You ever gotten eodorant on your tongue?
02:21
I think.
02:22
No.
02:23
That's not a pleasant experience either.
02:25
James had an armpit licker.
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Yeah.
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James is an armpit.
02:27
I may have sampled an armpit before.
02:28
I'm just saying, I think a girl's armpit would be the way to go.
02:33
You know?
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It's way less nasty.
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After a fresh shower.
02:36
Well, sure.
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I'd lick anything on the right girl after a hard day.
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Yeah, it has to be the right girl, too.
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There's lots of crafters here.
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I'd lick anything on the right girl.
02:45
I would.
02:46
If I could pick the cell phone.
02:49
If I could pick the person's cell phone, I'd do this.
02:52
No problem.
02:53
Like, if I could, if I had to lick a cell phone, I was like, give me Lisa's cell phone.
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I'd lick Lisa's cell phone right now.
03:01
That's a good choice.
03:02
You know what I mean?
03:03
Don't lick mine.
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And she slowly hides her cell phone away.
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Well, that's the best option.
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I'm just saying.
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Don't lick my cell phone.
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Can you just know that Lisa's cell phone is so clean?
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Well, you know, Lisa's has the least amount of fecal matter on it.
03:14
Exactly.
03:15
I got mine in there.
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I'm playing Candy Crush when I'm dropping like it's hot all the time.
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Oh, God.
03:19
You've got a lot of poop on your phone, James.
03:20
You can see the film on mine.
03:21
Oh, dude.
03:21
Yeah.
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Like, my phone has.
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Don't lick my phone.
03:24
Don't lick mine.
03:25
Friends.
03:26
Yeah, I think I weirded myself out with the stranger's armpit.
03:29
But I just think that our I've just read so many horrible stories about what's on our
03:33
phones that I think there'd be less harmful things in an armpit.
03:38
If I could choose the armpit.
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Like I said, if I can choose the armpit, it's not just like, you know, Lisa.
03:44
Yeah.
03:44
He's going for your armpits.
03:47
Sure.
03:47
I bet her armpits are fine.
03:49
Don't you think her armpits are probably fine?
03:50
Anyone's armpits I'm going to lick in this room?
03:52
It's going to be Lisa's.
03:53
Of course.
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You have to go, Lisa, with all this stuff.
03:54
Yeah.
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Leave her armpits alone.
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We're all licking your armpits, Lisa.
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She can't protect her phone while she's got her pits protected.
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Quick, lick her phone.
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Lick the phone.
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Lick the pits.
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Lick her feet.
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Get her feet.
04:06
You haven't seen my armpits.
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They're pretty nice looking.
04:08
Oh, wow.
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Mine would not.
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Mine are coded in such a film of Jelan.
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Oh, I have so much deodorant on right now.
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So much deodorant.
04:17
Yeah, so much.
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I'm going to say, how much would it cost for Dave to lick Chuck's armpit?
04:22
I don't need money that bad.
04:24
Right.
04:24
No.
04:24
You don't want to see this thing.
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Oh, God.
04:26
Chuck, you got some long, wet hairs down there.
04:30
You just got a glimpse into it.
04:31
I did.
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I put a beak into the abyss.
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Oh, they're long and wet.
04:36
Oh, God.
04:37
Oh, moisture.
04:39
There's moisture.
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There's a lot of moisture in there.
04:41
Dave will never be the same.
04:43
So much.
04:44
We need a hug, Dave.
04:46
How much?
04:48
No.
04:49
How much for that?
04:50
God, close it up.
04:51
A million.
04:52
A million dollars.
04:53
Close it up, dry it up, and close it up.
04:55
This won't dry.
04:56
No.
04:57
Dave looked in there.
04:59
He did.
04:59
Oh, it smells so good.
05:00
It smells so good.
05:02
I gave him a glimpse into the Great Beyond.
05:05
I wasn't expecting it to be that wet.
05:08
It's moist right now.
05:09
It's moist from my deodorant.
05:12
It's my deodorant.
05:13
It's definitely activated.
05:15
Oh, it smells great.
05:16
But James is very confident in his armpits.
05:19
Yeah, look.
05:19
There's no hair.
05:20
Oh, you take care of it.
05:21
Oh, you're all clean.
05:22
Oh, yeah.
05:22
I can't see.
05:23
Oh, you shave it?
05:24
I'm on the opposite end of that spectrum right now.
05:27
Oh, yeah.
05:28
Nice armpits.
05:30
Lisa, you want to gander at these?
05:32
No!
05:32
No!
05:33
No!
05:33
Don't do it!
05:34
You want to look into the eye of Sauron?
05:36
No!
05:36
Lisa, don't do it!
05:38
I don't want to look.
05:39
That was how Dave kind of reacted.
05:41
He reacted like he saw the eye of Sauron.
05:43
It's wet.
05:43
Or he looked in that lady's eye in Big Fish that can tell your future and show you how
05:47
you died.
05:47
Mm-hmm.
05:48
I don't have a bad eye.
05:49
I don't have a bad guy.
05:50
It's not good.
05:51
It's not good.
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It's so long and wet.
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It's both of those.
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Both of those things.
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Come here and give it a lick.
06:00
No!
06:01
No!
06:01
No!
06:02
No!
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No!
06:05
No!
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