Detroit Sandbox

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the approval for a new Detroit beach and share their thoughts on what might take place by the water.

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00:00all right guys we talked about this when it was a possibility well guess what what the detroit

00:14beach has been approved oh no we're getting a beach we're getting a beach bitches a detroit beach

00:21okay hold on are we getting a detroit sandy parking lot is that what it is this it's not a beach right

00:29well it's they have to bring in sand no but it's a sandy parking lot like a beach to me is a is a bunch

00:36of sand that flows into water yeah it's down by the river right yes we're getting a sandbox

00:42right kind of we're getting a sandbox that's what we're getting detroit sandbox detroit sandbox

00:49also known as a hobo litter box yep oh yep yay he's right painted no because they're not

00:59building a beach that you can like go into the water they're building like an area with some

01:04tables and stuff that you can sit outside and walk in some sand the detroit beach is going to cost a

01:11million dollars yeah sure there's more than just sand going oh sure i gotta buy those four picnic

01:17tables umbrellas umbrellas you're gonna need umbrellas i'm gonna need to dig a bit of a hole

01:24for my sandbox so if they have like furniture and stuff to lay on is that gonna be i don't know

01:30the detroit beach at night right yeah it's beach time it's time to sit on some sand can't go in

01:41the water or you'll die or get sick oh boy it smells like poop

01:46detroit beach bitch seagulls are attacking us seagulls are attacking us

01:55no one's cleaning up i stepped on the needle

01:59i just got aids

02:02i love detroit beach

02:09is that a mermaid no it's a crackhead

02:12i would find crackheads and make them wear those mermaid tails that's great

02:21oh i'd pay four crackheads right now to wear a mermaid tail

02:24crackmaids oh we gotta get crackmaids down there

02:28a detroit crackmaid dave how you doing i just i don't know i'm upset by this let's go to dave who's

02:34with us on the line here hi dave hey how you doing what do you think about the detroit beach

02:38okay a lifeguard oh lifeguard oh yeah yeah you know lifeguard tower lifeguard stand all that all

02:47that stuff you know what's crazy too though uh got a lifeguard no one can swim but we got a lifeguard

02:55on duty baby baby it's a crackhead and a red shirt with one of those dumb stupid things where is my

03:02whistle

03:07get drunk lifeguard help me

03:11help me get out of the goddamn water help me

03:16i'm drowning

03:20i can't save you i'm not a real lifeguard you can't get in the water so we just put a guy in a red shirt

03:28red shorts

03:31sunscreen sunscreen

03:33and a whistle

03:35and a whistle

03:36somebody help me

03:42we can't you're gonna die

03:45detroit beach bitch

03:48i like it

03:50i do too

03:50i like the music

03:52i like the music and the song and the whole idea

03:54like they're gonna have to continually change the sand

03:57so as long as they're doing that

03:59i just don't feel like

04:01that's gonna happen

04:02yeah my sandbox all the neighborhood cats used as a litter box

04:07yeah

04:07i didn't realize that's what it was until one day i go hey mom i found some clay in the sandbox

04:12oh no

04:13and then the next day i saw a bunch of cats in there

04:15oh no

04:17that wasn't clay

04:18that's not clay

04:20don't play with it

04:21kids

04:21put it down

04:23a lot of stray cats

04:25uh-oh

04:26here comes the pussy

04:28cats

04:29you know what i'm saying

04:30they're gonna poop everywhere

04:31you're gonna end up with it in your hair

04:33bring out

04:34hepatitis

04:35hepatitis

04:36oh my

04:37oh my

04:38the song like just stops

04:40it does

04:40it stops real abruptly

04:42it's

04:43it's funny because they're like

04:45they even say it

04:45we're really fixing the water edge

04:47yeah

04:48it's the edge

04:49yeah because you can't go in the water

04:50it's not like people are gonna start

04:52don't do it

04:52it's poison

04:53there's a frayda

04:56there's a frayda

04:57big ship

04:59fuck out

05:00suck in

05:01he did

05:02uh-oh

05:03somebody released a shark into the water

05:05fresh water sharks

05:07fresh water sharks

05:10that's not a shark

05:12that's just a turd

05:13oh my

05:15that's huge

05:16oh man

05:20yeah michigan sandbox

05:22that's really what it is

05:24oh boy

05:29i didn't see that comment

05:31someone shot

05:32at the beach

05:33shoot at the beach

05:35someone was upset

05:37they took someone's heat

05:39shot him in the head

05:42you're dead

05:43clean it up

05:44just bury it in the sand

05:46just bury it in the sand

05:48just drop beach bitch

05:50you're dead

06:11you

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