Lousy Lesbians

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about one way women can know if a guy will perform well in the bedroom and whether or not bad lesbian lovers are a real thing.

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00:00so ladies there is a way to tell if a guy is going to be a champion in the bedroom

00:10okay the firmness of a handshake is a secret window into his firmness

00:19so a weak handshake indicates a weak man in the bedroom no a weak dick literally

00:27i cannot stand oh i can't honestly if i shake a guy's hand and it's like a limp noodle yeah i

00:34judge you instantly me too yeah it's really weird it's off-putting yeah she might as well just gently

00:40touched my face to say hi hi andy uh someone said uh what's the test for a lesbian the shakes still

00:49apply how well she can lick an ice cream cone they're just all good at it yeah i know i wouldn't

00:56say that i'm sure there's many lousy lesbians i don't think so oh come on i'm if we talk to

01:00lesbians right now i'm sure they'd have a million i had encountered a lousy lesbian i don't think how

01:05in the world is it even possible because there's because there's people can't everyone can't be

01:09great at it there's people no there's good and bad everywhere i'm with andy come on you guys you

01:15can't be that yes it's a wonderful image bad but there's got to be lousy lesbian lace

01:20i don't think so in your mind it's all perfect well no it's just because they know what to do

01:29they know what feels good like we're just we're just guessing you know a lot of guesswork yeah

01:35we're just guessing guys are dreaming if you think there's no crappy lesbian lovers they might not be

01:39the best in the world but they think that they all are okay i think even the lousiest of lesbians

01:44is pretty it's not too bad yeah look there's so many oh there are terrible lesbians too aggressive

01:51that's what i'm saying you guys were delusional bisexual woman here i had a threesome with a

01:55gal and her guy her guy was way better at servicing than she was that's great that's good to know

02:00right i mean that's almost less scared just a little uh jason from detroit good morning i'm actually

02:07dating a girl who's bisexual and uh she went on a date with a girl and finally got down to uh

02:14you know the the thick of it and found out she was terrible at oral and actually said you know

02:21not to toot my own horn that i was actually better than the lesbian lover so not all girls know what

02:27what they're doing yeah that's crazy to me that's just crazy i like the way he describes it got into

02:31the thick of it yeah oh we're in the thick of it now

02:39you don't mind if i get down to the thick of it i'm going in the thick of it

03:00well i'm really in the thick of it now

03:03oh that's funny to think of it that way i'm gonna say that when i have sex next time

03:08um someone said i'm a bisexual woman i was hooking up with a new lady i was going downtown on her

03:14but she never made any noises she was silent during everything she even pleasured herself and

03:20was silent the sound of silence totally ruined it but that's how she was oh you're a quiet lady

03:28hey yes are you okay up there i prefer my lesbian of it and you're not even making a word i'm down

03:33here in the thick of it and you're not making a single noise what is going on i prefer my lesbians

03:40to be vocal wouldn't you that's how you imagine it they're just screaming bloody murder real vocal

03:46that is how i imagine that is how i imagine uh someone said if there's a bad lesbian that just

03:55means that they haven't been to headquarters and gone through the lesbian course once they've

03:59completed the course they'll be amazing that's what i would have assumed but that's like anything

04:03some people don't like to do something and i do think that there are lesbian girls they've decided i

04:09like girls but then they're like but i'm not super sold on what i have to do because i like girls

04:15um and they're not really good at it yet because they got to get over you got to get over any kind

04:21of like oh it's ew it's ew down there it's ew um this one i've had two horrible lesbian encounters

04:27one girl went downtown for an hour with no finish second one finger did it do like a jackhammer

04:35terrible

04:36well see this is a thing though but like some girls like that probably that's the thing right and it's

04:44in porn and some of these girls are just you know some girls will make the same mistake as guys you

04:52watch a porn and think that's exactly how you should be doing it all the time and it's like uh no

04:57there you are guys there are uh quite a few lesbians that have no idea what they're doing yeah i would

05:05have thought they all were fairly talented yeah i mean thank god i guess for anyone if they were all

05:12killing it we'd be in trouble i think oh yeah like if every lesbian was amazing there'd be no other

05:18lesbians minds other ladies minds we'd be screwed because they'd all be like well let's just screw

05:23this guy yep i still i escort my girl away from him as quickly as well don't talk to her too long

05:30or leave me

05:31yeah

05:33you

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