Australian Lesbians

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a study saying women swear more than men which reminds them of a time when Lisa said something that left everyone speechless.

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00:00Here's another sign that we're making some great progress in gender equality.

00:13Women's vocabulary is now filthier than men's.

00:18Come on.

00:18A new study found women are more likely to use the F word than men for the first time in history.

00:23Back in 1990, men used it about eight times more often than women.

00:28So this is a huge shift.

00:30The study found women now use it more than men.

00:34I feel like usually it would just be like a chick telling you to F off or whatever.

00:40In my experience, that's what it's been.

00:43Yeah.

00:44You've heard a lot of that.

00:46Like all the women I date are foul.

00:48In a normal conversation, I think I would swear way more than any girl that I would know.

00:54Because of our job and because I have kids, I don't say it a lot.

00:57I've got to get really fired up in order to say it.

00:59As the mics go off, I don't need to be fired up to say it.

01:04You say it here all the time.

01:05Because I get fired up.

01:06Yeah.

01:06That's when I get fired up, I say it.

01:09Yeah.

01:09You say it a lot.

01:10I think he gets it all out here.

01:11How do you guys do?

01:12Yeah.

01:13Because I can't say it at home either.

01:15Yeah.

01:16You have to get it all out here.

01:17So I get it all.

01:18I'm like, F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F

01:48It's always like, oh, you said a bad word.

01:54The room does sort of stop if I say it.

01:56Everyone's like, oh my God.

01:57It's out of character.

01:58Yeah, it is.

01:59I did figure out how to get your attention in the meeting.

02:01Remember I said lesbian?

02:03Oh, yeah, we all got up.

02:04Lesbians, and everybody just stopped, and I had everybody's attention.

02:07You said something else, though.

02:09I did.

02:10Lesbian tits or something.

02:10It was a hot Australian lesbian.

02:13Hot Australian lesbians, and then everybody stopped.

02:16Because we were just carrying on and having a good old time.

02:19Farts, poof, farts, dicks and farts and poof.

02:22She's like, Australian lesbians.

02:24Did you guys hear about the Australian lesbians who were making out with each other now?

02:32Finally, I got everybody's attention.

02:35We almost froze like she had a power from the X-Men in froze time.

02:41Like Dave dropped a pen.

02:43And we're still in the air.

02:46We were like that mannequin challenge that's going on.

02:49Yeah, absolutely.

02:50I was like, this is awesome.

02:52We just use this all the time.

02:54No, she taps in her notes.

02:55Use hot Australian lesbians whenever you need their attention.

02:57We were like, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof.

02:59It was true, because we were carrying on about just poop and butts or whatever it was.

03:05And then instantly we were just like, please call us more.

03:08Your eyes lit up.

03:10Who, who, who's doing what to each other, scissoring?

03:15Who?

03:17Lesbionic?

03:18Activity, please.

03:20Let us in.

03:21What other names?

03:23What show were they on?

03:25Pictures, please.

03:26Yeah, I wish they had that moment when she said hot Australian lesbians were making out

03:33and we all went, we did.

03:36Yeah, because I think we were in the middle of laughing and stuff and all the laughter.

03:41It was a loud room for me.

03:42Yeah, she had enough.

03:43You could tell.

03:43She's like, okay, I'm doing it.

03:47Hot Australian lesbians kissing.

03:50Anyone?

03:50Okay, good.

03:53Finally, y'all shut up.

03:57The next sound, I believe, was me typing.

04:00Yeah.

04:00Yeah, it was instantly, it was,

04:01that Australian lesbians.

04:03She's like, she's right!

04:05You're like, send that to me.

04:06Yes, it's true.

04:06You can look it up.

04:07It's all over the place.

04:08Yeah, you said look it up and then Dave said, well, I can't fall into that wormhole.

04:11I thought Dave was like, and they're both hot.

04:14Both lesbians are hot.

04:15It's not just one.

04:16And then I found pictures and I was showing you guys the pictures.

04:22And then Lisa said to me, well, you said, you were like, yeah, they did a huge photo shoot,

04:28I think, pre, before they were going to release all this.

04:30I'm like, photo shoot?

04:32Let's probably find a photo shoot if there's a lesbian photo shoot.

04:37I just was searching Australian lesbian.

04:38There was not a lesbian photo shoot.

04:42She found our manual shut off.

04:44Yeah.

04:44She's like, this has got to stop.

04:46That's lesbian actions.

04:49Yep.

04:49Oh my God.

04:51That's how to get our attention.

04:53You don't have to swear.

04:54You just got to say hot Australian lesbians.

04:56It was like a masterful poker move or something, too, because we were all like, pooping buttholes.

05:02Buttholes.

05:03Buttholes.

05:04Buttholes.

05:05F.

05:06F.

05:06Buttholes.

05:07F.

05:08F.

05:09F.

05:10F.

05:11F.

05:12F.

05:13F.

05:16Go on, Lisa.

05:21We're stupid.

05:22Yeah.

05:24We're very simple.

05:25Absolutely simple.

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