What's He Wearing

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Dave introduces a story about a guy who was arrested in a Tennessee Walmart and asks the rest of the show to guess what they think he was wearing at the time.

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00:00a little bit of a quiz off the top okay 28 year old guy yeah gets into a fight with cops

00:11yep at a walmart yeah in tennessee what's he wearing uh if you could put an outfit on a guy

00:20oh is it okay um okay we'll just go for broke with this one okay uh he he's in a fight he's

00:28got a nascar hat on i'm gonna say nascar real worn dirty yeah dirty nascar hat possibly trucker

00:35style what's his shirt none no shirt oh tank top oh tank top or no shirt

00:43for the fight right okay but i like your idea of attack

00:57uh cut off jeans okay cut off jeans i think the tank top was a budweiser frogs

01:03budweiser frog shirt old school what about his shoes uh

01:11what oh crocs no i was gonna go with high i was gonna go with high tops

01:17bk knights should we check the board to see how many you have right flip-flops

01:24oh flip-flops yeah he probably had some flippy yeah i bet he had flip-flops all right yeah this

01:30is terrible i don't know no maybe not yeah what do you think what would he what shoes wise cowboy

01:36crocs no he's definitely not crocs that's so work boots no socks work boots no socks no shirt but it

01:45could have been a tank top at one point this is reminded me this just took me back to far cry for a

01:50minute but it's mountain banjo music oh that's no good either uh okay there we go that's that's a

01:59little that's what i was looking for okay let's check the board see how many you got right so far

02:03okay did you get any right no cowboy hat you have a cowboy hat somebody threw something out that was

02:10right but you didn't stick with it cowboy boots and i'm ding ding sorry yeah when i did should have

02:16dinged okay so he's cowboy cowboy he's got a jeans he's got uh jeans a belt buckle belt buckle vest a hat

02:27jean uh he's got a cowboy hat he's got uh what's the shirt what's a plaid shirt he's got a plaid shirt

02:36with a leather vest oh it's what are those uh bolo ties yeah bolo ties i bought one it's like

02:43it's like that pyramid game show i have one i'm going back and forth too okay let's check the

02:48board see how many you got right now ding oh one it's just one just one still only one just one

02:55still only wait a minute what do we say buckle belt buckle uh we didn't get that right no but one of

03:01them's right so it's either cowboy hats right leather vest is right plaid shirt is right jeans

03:07are right no cowboy boots is the only thing you have right so far for god's sakes we didn't get

03:11anything right in our second no nothing nothing shorts cut cut jean shorts what do cowboys i said

03:18that the first time yeah i said cut jean shorts god damn it do we say jeans just jeans i just said jeans

03:24this time please what were you wearing no pants no pants whitey tighties well just whitey tighties

03:32yes yes bonus points for skid marks yes skid marks in the whitey tighties cowboy boots

03:39that's it that's all that's all i had my business at the walmart we had no shirt we had no shirt

03:48no shirt you didn't stick with it you put a shirt on him no he said the shirt could have been ripped

03:52all right but he started with the shirt you said well i no we're out of my business just tennessee

03:58walmart good job james thanks we wear the same outfit on the weekend so that's what i wear when i cut

04:03the grass this guy was dressed exactly like james at walmart do we have pictures no pictures of the guy

04:11no pictures ah no no no sorry that's all i bet they have a close your eyes just close your eyes

04:20i know and imagine it would be funny they have a code for a walmart fight in tennessee they're like

04:25we got a 372 oh i bet you got a 372 in progress tighty white as cowboy boots drunk as hell

04:33you know what we're saying jacob bradley hodge jacob bradley hodge yeah no i looked for his mug

04:39shot this morning and it did not come up he gave some kind of like crazy speech as he was getting

04:44arrested like if this is an america where you can't wear tighty white is in your cowboy boots on a hot

04:49tennessee night what um what set him off doesn't say was he trying to steal something we don't even

04:56know no it doesn't say it just says that they were um they tried to get him to go home with his friends

05:00but he became belligerent and started to walk away he grabbed a deputy grabbed his arm and he resisted

05:06he then hit a deputy in the face as they tried to handcuff him and that's what it all kind of

05:10crumbled yeah it was a fun game and it was lisa was getting real into it she's like i don't just

05:18those little things that cowboys way around their necks what are they called

05:23i just had one on a boy oh yeah for your cowboy day yeah my cowboy day oh yeah

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