Battle of the Shofars

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman whose video has gone viral for her karaoke rap and when they find out she can play the shofar really well also, Jason the Jew had to step in with a blast of his own.

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00:00there is this woman named mary halsey and she i believe she's at some sort of uh campground

00:10that's terrible that's bad start really bad no you guys just listen just listen give it time

00:16no listen i mean even open mind okay i think i heard you blasting this in your office this

00:22morning oh i watched it and yeah the whole thing i think you all the way through all the way through

00:28i knew something was coming up in the show that so mary halsey she's a big lady okay right she's got

00:34a big lady she's got um like a 2x 3x yeah um for some reason holding a shofar which oh yeah she does

00:44have a shofar that's the part of it i don't understand none of that adds up to me maybe

00:47she listens to the show maybe probably by the looks of it what was her choice of songs for karaoke that's

00:55what got me and man she delivers yeah here's a little taste of uh funky white karaoke you can

01:04see this woman for yourself at daveandchuckthefreak.com and trust me go do it go to daveandchuckthefreak.com

01:10so you can see this video

01:11yeah yeah yeah this is my second time exclusive here at goddard park at the cool cat karaoke

01:31missy's funky white sister is in the park oh my god

01:37is it worth it let me work it i put my thing down flip it and reverse it

01:45he sure bring me with this one yip he sure bring me with this one yip if you got a big

01:51let me search ya find out how hard i gotta work ya he sure bring me with this one yip

01:57he sure bring me with this one yip i'd like to get to know your side to show ya but like i told ya

02:04give me all your numbers so i can phone ya you better relax things then call me over

02:09not on the bed lay me on your sofa call before you come i need your shame i told you you do

02:14so she does mention shofar in that song call you on the shofar she actually toots it a couple times

02:19like to bleep out some of the curse words oh really it's like your old chubby aunt i'm not sure

02:24what to think of it gets up i don't know either i don't doesn't she sound like melissa mccarthy

02:29a little bit a little bit a little yeah i'm erect

02:32i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know what you guys are

02:37having confusing feelings i don't like it i'm mary i'm upset apparently she did a tv interview

02:48yeah uh she spoke to wpri tv in rhode island about it you've probably seen it because it's gone viral

02:55millions of people have watched it on social media absolutely amazing it was at goddard state park and

03:01tonight we are hearing from the woman herself whose talent has even reached the chat

03:05she's not bad i would just news reporter stephano explain how she is working the internet mary halsey

03:12from west warwick says she's been rapping the missy elliott hit for 15 years i'm missy's funky

03:18white sister in the house the video of the west warwick woman viewed millions of times so far

03:26many people commenting on the horn she's holding an ancient jewish musical object called a shofar yes we

03:32know she's awesome oh no wow it's jason to shame music and singing karaoke in rhode island did you

03:41hear how high it went amazing i've never heard a shofar played so well this love and fun oh jason how'd

03:48you get the shofar noise to go up so high at the end there i don't know can we hear that again

03:52mary damn if she did that atop a steed i would call her in the battle no one's ever reacted to a

04:04shofar like just happened with lisa damn damn she good oh she played a shofar oh that girl plays the

04:17shofar like a bow for real though i mean guys guys that's crazy talent how can one person have

04:29so much talent i don't think jason wants to prove that he can he can live up to mary's skills because

04:34i can hear something going on in the jew cave i just asked if he's blowing the jew horn he said yes so i

04:39don't know if i think he wants to come in all right we'll bring him to come right in tell him to come

04:44get out of his cave and get right in here bring that horn bring on the jew i love that james just

04:51hears him practicing hey here's something over there he got he wanted he's like that he's going to show me

04:59that's all right all right here's jason hopefully this mic is working

05:09we got a call and we need to have like the shofar showdown exactly suck on that mary

05:33he's show fart her what's up you know we need a battle we need to set it up yes yes jason and

05:39mary they can rap battle and shofar showdown oh my god love it it's a double threat oh my god

05:45they're both yeah that's right jason can we found out his alter ego is mayonnaise mayo the

05:51rapper yeah yeah i don't know he launched a campground too i mean it's all coming together

05:56i'm surprised they haven't met wow there was a time when the nerves would have got to him he

06:02wouldn't have been able to yeah belt out that shofar he came in confident oh he did he sure did

06:07yeah and he sure did he looked us right in the eyes as he played dead also got another damn

06:12out of lisa yeah yeah he even went up i didn't think he did he went up he killed it too right

06:18out with that he was like no he got it up no problem

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