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Miracle Poops
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new peanut allergy treatment that involves ingesting fecal matter pills and consider what it would be like to actually partake in the study.
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yeah as you guys may or may not know i went through allergy elimination to try and get
00:08
rid of my nut allergies and it worked for most nuts except peanuts yeah but there's a new
00:14
treatment but i would have to eat poop yeah oh wow that doesn't seem good eating poop's like
00:24
changing people's lives in so many ways you all thought your dog was dumb yeah exactly they're
00:31
so healthy yeah fecal matter pills have been used to treat peanut allergies in this new study in
00:38
boston and it's working well here's the story from boston 25 news let's take a listen pills made of
00:44
human waste hard to swallow unless you know what it's like to live in fear of deadly food allergies
00:50
they are going to swallow a significant you know like about 36 capsules in total over the course of
00:57
i can just poop down your throat one to two days cambridge-based open biome runs the donor bank
01:02
and produces the pills they say the pills are tasteless and odorless donors go through vigorous
01:06
screenings if they pass tools are filtered and processed encapsulated twice and frozen you don't
01:11
want to see them making it nope only three percent of people who apply to be stool donors make it
01:15
through our screening process don't burn stool donor the donors who participated in this research
01:20
followed a very strict peanut-free diet honestly listen those people are listening i'd do your
01:24
study i'd see if it worked i mean what's the worst mild diarrhea and fever the worst they never talked
01:29
about what it's like when you burp odorless and odorless and tasteless tasteless yeah i've heard the
01:35
same thing about some other pills that i've tried yeah the fish oil i was more of a cannabis pill but
01:40
oh okay fish oil makes you burp fish oh my god because this is you gotta freeze them man that's you gotta
01:45
freeze them as happy and as over the moon i am about having being able to eat a lot of nuts
01:50
the fact that i still can't have peanuts is still a pain in the butt what if i got tested and my
01:55
poop would work yes amazing your allergy would you eat james's poop which if you knew the person's poop
02:01
you i'll go i'll go get tested right now go test my will let's see what's your day's nuts i'd eat your
02:06
poop james yeah wow let's write that down write that down wow
02:12
that's not the greatest thing i've heard dave say ever well besides say you want this job
02:18
that's the second greatest thing yeah i just if it would cure my peanut allergy yes who cares i mean
02:26
who cares if i know the person or not as long as it cures it yeah i think it's better not to know
02:31
where it makes it weirder makes it weirder if it james's poop but don't get me after taco bell day
02:38
oh man that might be the best thing for him you don't know yeah i um i don't know what a miracle
02:45
though yeah it is a miracle it is interesting how they're finding all the gut things it makes me
02:49
nervous though related to different things i don't want to be like the you know miracle poop guy like
02:54
if they find out like oh yeah like he's got perfect stool all of a sudden that's your whole life
02:59
they just they capture me like yeah they chain you up they just hook you up to a toilet and you're
03:04
just they never they chain you to it feed you feed you just wheat thins all day they throw wheat
03:09
thins at me and my wheat and my cell wheat thins and spinach is your diet and you've just got to
03:15
poop to save lives oh my god every poop's huge this is terrible that's what you were meant to do
03:20
yeah i know put on this earth like i didn't ask for this i didn't know i had miracle poop cut to cut to a
03:27
scene where you look like
03:28
the creature from alien the mom giving all giving birth to all those little alien pods
03:35
yeah
03:36
you're like strung up from the ceiling i never wanted this i just wanted a life you know
03:42
andy can you help me
03:45
of course he can
03:47
we need more miracle poop too much
03:49
it's too much for any human to bear
03:52
is there any way we can make him poop
03:55
i'm only one man
03:56
keep feeding him wheat thins
03:59
i've only got one butthole
04:00
i've only got one butthole
04:03
my god that's a great idea
04:05
we're gonna design him a second butthole
04:07
yes yes
04:10
yep you'd have like six buttholes on you
04:14
with a tube attached to each of them
04:17
they'd be stringing you out
04:19
yeah it'd be crazy
04:20
like a human poopy meal
04:21
yeah
04:22
yeah
04:22
what's that movie where they're all chained to each other
04:25
human centipede
04:25
human centipede
04:26
yeah
04:27
just have a good screening process
04:29
make sure it's good humans that you're helping
04:32
yeah that's true
04:33
they're probably limited on who you know
04:35
i'd probably be sitting there like on some like pillow
04:37
because i'm just such a giver you know
04:39
i'm like sitting indian style on a pillow
04:40
like
04:41
in a tent
04:42
it's like come in let's see what's your problem
04:46
imagine if i did
04:48
have james's poop transplant
04:50
and then i took on like characteristics
04:52
oh you're obsessed with donners and manthons
04:55
yeah exactly all of a sudden you said manthons
04:57
massive rage
04:58
yeah
04:58
finally somebody else to hang out with besides chuck
05:00
punch my hand through walls and stuff
05:02
and then
05:03
oh man my rage combined with some of dave's rage
05:06
oh yeah
05:06
it's not good
05:07
it's a recipe for disaster
05:08
it's not good
05:08
i stop myself before i go full
05:10
full james
05:11
dave's like breaking down doors and pooping right on the couch
05:14
i just want to poop on the front porch
05:15
like sherry we need you to install a taxi theme button
05:18
yeah we need to
05:19
yeah that's the only thing that'll
05:20
calm the both of you
05:22
calm both of them down
05:23
because it is wild
05:23
come on down to andy green's poop farm
05:26
yeah come on down get it
05:27
got six buttholes now
05:28
i'll choose if you're worthy of my poop or not
05:32
they strung him up pretty good
05:35
they did it is torture
05:36
yeah come on down
05:38
what a life let's hope you don't have
05:40
i hope you don't have the world's best poop
05:42
for your own good
05:43
yeah it's a heavy burden to bear
05:46
yes absolutely
05:47
but um
05:48
again if the folks in boston who are doing this study
05:50
want me to be a test poop person
05:53
i'll happily
05:54
there we go
05:56
he's gonna eat someone's poop
05:57
to see if i can get rid of my peanut allergy
05:59
absolutely i would
06:00
want to test me to see if my poop can be a donor for dave's test
06:02
there you go
06:03
reach out
06:03
we have two volunteers
06:04
a poop volunteer and a poop eater volunteer
06:07
i'll poop to save your allergy dave
06:08
thank you
06:08
appreciate it
06:09
amazing
06:09
yeah reach out to us
06:10
we'll help
06:10
that's love
06:11
thank you
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