Miracle Poops

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new peanut allergy treatment that involves ingesting fecal matter pills and consider what it would be like to actually partake in the study.

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00:00yeah as you guys may or may not know i went through allergy elimination to try and get

00:08rid of my nut allergies and it worked for most nuts except peanuts yeah but there's a new

00:14treatment but i would have to eat poop yeah oh wow that doesn't seem good eating poop's like

00:24changing people's lives in so many ways you all thought your dog was dumb yeah exactly they're

00:31so healthy yeah fecal matter pills have been used to treat peanut allergies in this new study in

00:38boston and it's working well here's the story from boston 25 news let's take a listen pills made of

00:44human waste hard to swallow unless you know what it's like to live in fear of deadly food allergies

00:50they are going to swallow a significant you know like about 36 capsules in total over the course of

00:57i can just poop down your throat one to two days cambridge-based open biome runs the donor bank

01:02and produces the pills they say the pills are tasteless and odorless donors go through vigorous

01:06screenings if they pass tools are filtered and processed encapsulated twice and frozen you don't

01:11want to see them making it nope only three percent of people who apply to be stool donors make it

01:15through our screening process don't burn stool donor the donors who participated in this research

01:20followed a very strict peanut-free diet honestly listen those people are listening i'd do your

01:24study i'd see if it worked i mean what's the worst mild diarrhea and fever the worst they never talked

01:29about what it's like when you burp odorless and odorless and tasteless tasteless yeah i've heard the

01:35same thing about some other pills that i've tried yeah the fish oil i was more of a cannabis pill but

01:40oh okay fish oil makes you burp fish oh my god because this is you gotta freeze them man that's you gotta

01:45freeze them as happy and as over the moon i am about having being able to eat a lot of nuts

01:50the fact that i still can't have peanuts is still a pain in the butt what if i got tested and my

01:55poop would work yes amazing your allergy would you eat james's poop which if you knew the person's poop

02:01you i'll go i'll go get tested right now go test my will let's see what's your day's nuts i'd eat your

02:06poop james yeah wow let's write that down write that down wow

02:12that's not the greatest thing i've heard dave say ever well besides say you want this job

02:18that's the second greatest thing yeah i just if it would cure my peanut allergy yes who cares i mean

02:26who cares if i know the person or not as long as it cures it yeah i think it's better not to know

02:31where it makes it weirder makes it weirder if it james's poop but don't get me after taco bell day

02:38oh man that might be the best thing for him you don't know yeah i um i don't know what a miracle

02:45though yeah it is a miracle it is interesting how they're finding all the gut things it makes me

02:49nervous though related to different things i don't want to be like the you know miracle poop guy like

02:54if they find out like oh yeah like he's got perfect stool all of a sudden that's your whole life

02:59they just they capture me like yeah they chain you up they just hook you up to a toilet and you're

03:04just they never they chain you to it feed you feed you just wheat thins all day they throw wheat

03:09thins at me and my wheat and my cell wheat thins and spinach is your diet and you've just got to

03:15poop to save lives oh my god every poop's huge this is terrible that's what you were meant to do

03:20yeah i know put on this earth like i didn't ask for this i didn't know i had miracle poop cut to cut to a

03:27scene where you look like

03:28the creature from alien the mom giving all giving birth to all those little alien pods

03:35yeah

03:36you're like strung up from the ceiling i never wanted this i just wanted a life you know

03:42andy can you help me

03:45of course he can

03:47we need more miracle poop too much

03:49it's too much for any human to bear

03:52is there any way we can make him poop

03:55i'm only one man

03:56keep feeding him wheat thins

03:59i've only got one butthole

04:00i've only got one butthole

04:03my god that's a great idea

04:05we're gonna design him a second butthole

04:07yes yes

04:10yep you'd have like six buttholes on you

04:14with a tube attached to each of them

04:17they'd be stringing you out

04:19yeah it'd be crazy

04:20like a human poopy meal

04:21yeah

04:22yeah

04:22what's that movie where they're all chained to each other

04:25human centipede

04:26yeah

04:27just have a good screening process

04:29make sure it's good humans that you're helping

04:32yeah that's true

04:33they're probably limited on who you know

04:35i'd probably be sitting there like on some like pillow

04:37because i'm just such a giver you know

04:39i'm like sitting indian style on a pillow

04:40like

04:41in a tent

04:42it's like come in let's see what's your problem

04:46imagine if i did

04:48have james's poop transplant

04:50and then i took on like characteristics

04:52oh you're obsessed with donners and manthons

04:55yeah exactly all of a sudden you said manthons

04:57massive rage

04:58yeah

04:58finally somebody else to hang out with besides chuck

05:00punch my hand through walls and stuff

05:02and then

05:03oh man my rage combined with some of dave's rage

05:06oh yeah

05:06it's not good

05:07it's a recipe for disaster

05:08it's not good

05:08i stop myself before i go full

05:10full james

05:11dave's like breaking down doors and pooping right on the couch

05:14i just want to poop on the front porch

05:15like sherry we need you to install a taxi theme button

05:18yeah we need to

05:19yeah that's the only thing that'll

05:20calm the both of you

05:22calm both of them down

05:23because it is wild

05:23come on down to andy green's poop farm

05:26yeah come on down get it

05:27got six buttholes now

05:28i'll choose if you're worthy of my poop or not

05:32they strung him up pretty good

05:35they did it is torture

05:36yeah come on down

05:38what a life let's hope you don't have

05:40i hope you don't have the world's best poop

05:42for your own good

05:43yeah it's a heavy burden to bear

05:46yes absolutely

05:47but um

05:48again if the folks in boston who are doing this study

05:50want me to be a test poop person

05:53i'll happily

05:54there we go

05:56he's gonna eat someone's poop

05:57to see if i can get rid of my peanut allergy

05:59absolutely i would

06:00want to test me to see if my poop can be a donor for dave's test

06:02there you go

06:03reach out

06:03we have two volunteers

06:04a poop volunteer and a poop eater volunteer

06:07i'll poop to save your allergy dave

06:08thank you

06:08appreciate it

06:09amazing

06:09yeah reach out to us

06:10we'll help

06:10that's love

06:11thank you

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