Truck Full of Beans

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a family business that had their U-haul full of beans stolen from them and imagine how the thieves felt when they only scored $7,000 worth of beans.

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00:00off now to new mexico where some folks had their u-haul filled with beans stolen uh where is the

00:12bean filled u-haul you seen it i swear to god i parked it over there i'll be honest i left the

00:18keys in it no you did you know how many there was 500 grand worth of beans in there how many

00:24beans 500 000 worth of beans the whole thing was filled the whole thing filled floor to ceiling

00:30with beans oh my god beautiful delicious i thought it was just like a old refrigerator

00:35nope beautiful delicious beans oh man some were refried some were whole all types all types of

00:42beans bush beans baked beans i'm sure the people that took the truck were not happy they have a

00:47truck full of beans we got damn beans guys what do we got it in beans hold on we're gonna crack it

00:53open ready come on treasure come on yeah we're in the ark of the covenant uh no beans hold on beans

01:01refried mom's mom's best dehydrated uh dehydrated beans refried beans

01:08how much is a truck full was it like seven grand there must be seven thousand dollars

01:14dumb ass beans in there wow now we have to set up that many beans a market and sell them well

01:20luckily your cousin owns that flea market that's true that sounds like fun every weekend you can go

01:25sell people have food trucks now we have a bean we've got a bean business we are also bean

01:31entrepreneur we're gonna go to prison for bean bean cuisine grand theft beans great oh my god that's

01:38terrible that's how you do it bean grand theft it's gonna take a lot to offload seven grand

01:44where the beans that's a lot of hours beans these are delicious 20 for one come on buy the bean

01:53take some beans all their friends are like shut up we ain't buying anymore your god blessed bean

01:59please have some beans buy them from me your fault you could have stole something better oh my god

02:05don't you just leave the bean truck somewhere and take off isn't the smart move i mean i know you

02:10don't have time right so you're just trying to you've unhitched it and hitched it to yours and

02:16you're gone yeah but the the better move would have been to break in see what's in take a look

02:23and close it up yeah and just see if you want to deal with that just leave but they generally don't

02:29do that because then they're on camera right they don't have time they got to make it fast they

02:33go to sign up on the on the truck there's just beans in here swear to god yeah you're right just

02:40mean nothing but beans yep in fact if you have a trailer that's what you need to do but just put

02:46it on there just beans seven grand worth of nothing but bean dehydrated you'll never sell like and

02:51explain it perfect dehydrated beans in here nothing else do you know how it would take forever to sell

02:58those goddamn beans if each one package makes eight to ten burritos yes yes you can never eat that many

03:05you might as well send it to africa i crushed the numbers we got enough beans to make 2.7 billion

03:11burritos guys we gotta start a chipotle

03:16i got chipotle on the uh on the phone they won't buy our beans they won't oh god damn it that's all

03:27we had that was your plan that was your plan chipotle was gonna buy our beans way to go here at chipotle

03:34we only use hydrated beans did you tell them to make eight to ten burritos and chipotle

03:39do they realize the savings they want to lose their ass god jethro you told me we're gonna be

03:45out of the sell these beans and we can't even sell them i thought beans were a hot ticket man i'm sorry

03:52i did eight to ten burritos each let me do the math here real real quick numbers again see where we're at

03:59eight to ten burritos per pouch oh my god inside one of these hexagonal shaped boxes

04:05it's 50 pouches jeffrey is the fattest man i've ever seen and i've only seen that man

04:10able to eat three burritos that's right okay so 50 pouches yep eight to ten burritos each that's

04:17crazy we got 587 giant packages of these we gotta go to the fair or something man because we're gonna

04:23need to sell to at least five to seven million people we're gonna have to go to mexico we're gonna

04:27have to drive our asses all the way to mexico oh that's great now we're smuggling the beans and then we

04:31gotta hope they're gonna eat our americana beans they're gonna laugh us out of town

04:35they're gonna laugh us right out of mexico city yep i went there they told me get our trump beans

04:42and get them right back oh my god they just started to build a wall oh goodness we're trying to keep

04:47us out we can build a wall with these goddamn beans look how many of them are you know they're

04:52stacked in my garage the beans got political oh my goodness someone said i parked my u-haul full

04:59of cocaine right next to hers with the sign that says also just beans

05:04believe them there's not dehydrated beans in here what a fail total fail worst worst heist you could

05:10have dehydrated beans

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