Diarrhea Songs

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a bunch of cases of diarrhea affecting the Boston area and after Andy mentions a commercial about diarrhea, the show listens to a couple songs about the illness.

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00:00all right if you have been pooping yourself to death in boston you're not alone i guess there's

00:11over a hundred people that have had uncontrollable craps and they're trying to figure out what's

00:17happening they believe it's coming from contaminated foods that have been in contact

00:23with infected poop great have you guys seen that commercial for pepto-bismol that's like

00:30they go through the things they're like upset stomach nausea and then there's one guy that goes

00:34diarrhea he really breaks it down it's like he sings it beautifully but his part was just diarrhea

00:43imagine that like you have to tell your family you finally made it yeah that's like i kept i kept

00:48thinking about i want to know the story behind the guy that says diarrhea like an angel that's his

00:52only line in the whole commercial yeah well it's like a great paycheck too for the diarrhea line

00:56i'm a diarrhea guy i built that with my diarrhea money well at least the cupboards yeah the

01:04cupboards you got yeah it's it's diarrhea it's like crazy singing commercial it's coming up oh my god

01:13yeah i hope it's the right one we find i've seen i think i've seen this one is this the one they do

01:18i have to get into it i don't know if this is it when you have not

01:22yep yep yep yes

01:24you missed it there

01:28he really does

01:32it's the nicest diarrhea has ever sounded

01:37it's tough to make it sound the director's like no more we need you more beautiful on the

01:43diarrhea what'd you do sing it but whisper it to me is he the one singing it the actor guy you know

01:51the guy it's probably not even him he's probably like someone else somebody was in a booth and was

01:55like millie vanille all right hit me again with it

01:57do it again from the top

02:05no no not good enough yet i still think it's kind of gross let me try a little something different

02:12here we go

02:12closer closer closer but i kind of still felt like i had diarrhea from the top boys from the top one more

02:23here's the thing sir we're not going to use you in the commercial well that's a goddamn shame

02:39yeah we've got a handsome dude where he's going to be a flight attendant way to pour salt in the wound

02:45yeah you have the voice but not the face of diarrhea

02:48hi how are you i'm the voice of diarrhea

02:52it'll never tell you that i sang that you know

02:59come on that was you that was me i'm the voice of diarrhea let me hear it i don't believe you let me hear it

03:07oh my god it is i told you oh my god it is i told you that's beautiful yeah the guy told me i

03:15wasn't handsome enough to be the diarrhea guy on the plane well can i have your autograph yes

03:20absolutely yeah can you sign it diarrhea yeah well you know it and you're gonna have to help me spell

03:26it though yeah who knows nobody knows i don't think anybody can spell it let's see i have a bad case

03:42of diarrhea oh that was uh yeah like it's like they're learning how to speak english oh this is

03:50like oh no what is this this looks wild this is i have a bad case of diarrhea i have a bad case

03:59of diarrhea you and me both bud some chicks and workout gear doing what's happening

04:04i have a bad case of diarrhea

04:26this is your ringtone james

04:29yes yeah yeah what a weird dvd to buy yeah you're like gonna go to america i guess and

04:37they're like well there's only five or six different phrases you need to know one of which

04:41is i have a bad case of diarrhea like you would like you'd share it number one like you just like

04:49run up i guess you just run to cbs i have a bad case of diarrhea it's the prepare them for

04:55coming here to the country because we have a lot of diarrhea yeah what did you take away from

05:00america when you visited here i have a bad case of diarrhea well if like an asian lady comes up to

05:05you and she's like looks like she's doing the chicken dance with her arms she's got diarrhea

05:11she's about to say it because i don't know why they got to flap their wings while they say it but

05:16helps them remember it i have a bad case of diarrhea

05:22they learn hello yeah and then goodbye yep thank you

05:25i have a bad case of diarrhea

05:38like the guy trying to learn english for this yeah

05:40i have a bad case of a diarrhea

05:43i have a bad case of diarrhea

05:47i have a bad case of a diarrhea

06:03i have a bad case of diarrhea

06:09diarrhea

06:15keep trying you're getting there

06:20good job sir

06:22you did it you did it you do have a bad case of

06:26diarrhea

06:31the echo of the bathroom

06:35bathroom

06:46he's got diarrhea

06:48there's an asian man in there with diarrhea he's doing a dance

06:52oh my god

06:53there's an asian man dancing in there like the chicken dance it's a diarrhea dance

06:56dancing all right

07:06you

07:08you

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