First Car Experience

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an Amish guy who stole a car and went for a joy ride and imagine how terrifying his first time in a car must have been.

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00:00An Amish man from Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, facing charges

00:09Because he stole a neighbor's car and then went on an unsuccessful drive

00:14Because I'm assuming he's never driven an actual automobile before, right?

00:18Has no idea what to do

00:19Has no idea

00:20Yeah

00:21No one's ever taught him

00:22What a weird thing that is, to get into some vehicle

00:26That you have no concept of

00:29Right

00:29How to operate

00:31It's like getting in a helicopter and just trying it out

00:33That's exactly what it is

00:34Alright

00:36Oh my god, the engine went on

00:39Something's happening

00:40Okay, alright

00:41I mean, who knows, but if he's true Amish, it's horse and buggy, right?

00:47Yeah

00:47Slamming pedals and brakes

00:49Oh boy

00:51Oh man, it's not like the movies

00:5221-year-old Amish man, Jacob Beiler

00:55So he's probably reaching that age where he's like, there's gotta be more to

00:59That's it, he was trying to escape

01:01He stole a neighbor's car

01:06Police were on patrol, they observed the airbags deploy inside a dark gray Nissan Rogue in a restaurant parking lot

01:14The officers also noted the vehicle's hood was dislodged

01:18The back passenger side fender was scratched and bent

01:21There was visible grass and mud on the vehicle

01:23So he was driving like a maniac

01:25He had no idea how to drive a car

01:27Nope

01:28What a thrilling experience

01:29Yeah

01:30It was great

01:31I hopped right in a row bit

01:32And just took off

01:34Woo

01:35One side of a speed train

01:40You started hitting buttons

01:42I was cooking

01:43I was cooking about 528 kilometers per hour

01:46That's what it said on the thing

01:48I don't even know how fast a kilometer is

01:50But then all along

01:52He's just bumping into things

01:54I mean, it would be great for a couple seconds

01:56Yeah, he's like, woo

01:57Taking wrong turns

01:59I didn't do what I thought I was gonna do

02:01Everything's a dirt road

02:03I mean, it's terrifying

02:07A life of a, you know, horse and buggy

02:08And then you go to an automobile

02:10Yeah, that's pretty crazy

02:12What a feeling

02:13Well, and then you're like

02:14Why are we in horse and buggies?

02:16Like, you come back

02:17And you're like telling everybody

02:19Guys, the horse and buggies for the birds

02:21Each one of these things has hundreds of horses in it

02:25Yeah

02:26That's what they mean by 500 horsepower

02:30That's crazy

02:31Hundreds of horses

02:32Could you imagine?

02:34Or he could have been scared to death

02:35Could have been either way

02:36Oh my god

02:39Like, no concept of how to stop it

02:42He somehow put cruise control on

02:45And it's set to 80

02:48And he's just hanging on for dear life

02:52Plowing through signs

02:53Birds

02:54Just got his feet planted flat on the ground

02:57Underneath his seat

02:58No idea

03:00He's like, I'm gonna wonder what this lever does

03:05It's the emergency brake

03:06That scream

03:14And I'll tell you

03:15That Amish scream

03:16And there are some dirt roads

03:19That I have to go down

03:20With my big 4x4 Jeep

03:22And you'll start bouncing around

03:25And it'll start going sideways on you

03:27And that thing's designed for it

03:28Yeah

03:29Yeah

03:31Oh boy

03:34Still driving

03:37Oh, jeez

03:41I think it was an Amish man in a truck there

03:43He couldn't drive

03:44What the hell was that?

03:48Oh, this is a disaster

03:50He's still going

03:54Somebody better stop him

03:55It was a wild time

03:59Or a bad time

04:00Oh my god

04:02I've seen some things

04:03Yeah, well that explains

04:07Either way, his life's changed

04:08Yeah, it's way different

04:09Oh yeah

04:11The vehicle's hood dislodged

04:12The back passenger side fender

04:14Fent and scratch

04:15Visible grass and mud

04:17All over the vehicle

04:18Yeah, he went through some stuff

04:20It was a crazy ride

04:21Yeah

04:22His airbag's deployed

04:25Airbag

04:26Imagine

04:27Imagine just you're holding a steering wheel

04:30And the airbag

04:31Shoot

04:31You have no concept of what an airbag is

04:34All of a sudden you can't see

04:36It's punched you in the face

04:40Yeah, you'd probably be terrified

04:43Yeah

04:44That's crazy

04:46It's different than a buggy

04:47Yeah, it sure is

04:48Different

04:49Yeah, it is

04:50Yeah

04:51Let's go.

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