Glory Hole Songs

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who was asked to set up a glory hole at her house by a guy she knows and then listen to songs that mention "Gloria" but replace it with 'Glory Hole'.

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00:00I'm gonna start with an email here a woman has an online weirdo who doesn't well yeah

00:12guys same time weird you get it huh everyone has you get it I'm telling you some of us are

00:22online weirdos I never get rid of mine you know yeah I guess everyone has an online weirdo at some

00:31point in their lives so maybe several this one is uh current for this person this is uh she says

00:37I've recently started dating for the first time in a while I'm a single mom haven't been in the

00:41dating scene for a really long time don't love the idea of online dating but like I said I'm a

00:47single mom I have sole custody of my two-year-old so I don't have a lot of time so here's where we

00:51are this one guy seemed very nice we hit it off even facetiming so I know he's not catfishing me

00:57or whatever learned that from you guys he's nice very complimentary towards me then out of the blue

01:03one night he asked if I'd be willing to indulge in a little fantasy of his we weren't you to play off

01:09my butt uh we weren't sexting or anything he just asked me that through a text and out of curiosity

01:14I said well that depends on what it is he then goes into detail about how he wants me to invite

01:19him over to my house but first cut a hole in a sheet and hang it in my bedroom door frame

01:26yes he wants me to build a goddamn glory hole out of one of my sheets and then just allow him to

01:33come to my house and insert his dong into this hole so I can service him okay so you blocked him

01:39never talked to him again what not quite least there's nothing wrong with that you have a two-year-old

01:44that you don't want to let a weirdo in your home you can't let this guy around even if you didn't

01:49have a two-year-old outside of the two-year-old what's wrong with the first time glory hole

01:53oh yeah the first time glory hole look forward about it I'd be mad I got expensive sheets

01:58oh yeah you're not gonna roll though do they sell sheets at the dollar store

02:02I don't think so oh okay I think they sell towels

02:05yeah they make a little hand towels right because if I'm buying a glory hole sheet

02:10probably a dollar store yeah five below maybe or uh like a like maybe a general dollar

02:15and all going through my head is glory holes glory holes

02:19that's not that song

02:20oh no that's not how that song got

02:25the glorious song the glorious song the 80s from the 80s yeah I don't know why

02:29glory holes

02:31glory holes

02:34glory holes

02:35I think they got your number glory holes

02:39I think they got your dong

02:40glory holes

02:42Dave's life is just made into a big song

02:45everything a jingle a song

02:47a commercial

02:47some way to tie it in

02:49I do like the big breakdown in that song

02:52glory holes

02:53oh yeah

02:54yeah so now you'll never hear it again

02:56not that you were hearing it a lot anyway

02:58I'll never hear Gloria again I'll tell you that

03:01no no

03:02sorry hole

03:06I have never seen

03:10Laura Branigan

03:11who sings this song ever in my life

03:14wow the video's only had 387,000 views

03:18because no one else has even thought of this song

03:20dude I literally now just

03:22glory hole

03:22I'll hear glory hole

03:23you'll never hear this song again

03:26glory hole

03:27glory hole

03:31what a weird song it was

03:40when did that come out

03:40early 80s I think right

03:42I was gonna say it had to be 80s right

03:43I was gonna say

03:44there you go Jack

03:4583 I don't know

03:46calling glory hole

03:48glory hole

03:52oh she died

03:53oh

03:54oh there you go

03:55that'll wrap up our glory hole party

03:57I mean come on

03:57I mean it was beautiful

03:59when did she die though

04:00not that she died

04:00but the glory hole

04:01died in her sleep

04:02the glory hole song lives on

04:04there's a U2 song that's called glory as well

04:07and now I'm just thinking

04:08now I hear that in my head

04:10glory hole

04:12that's how it kicks off dude

04:17let's see if we can get it here

04:20is it far in here

04:24glory hole

04:29two three four

04:34a lot of glory hole songs

04:38this morning on Dave and Chuck

04:39there's a lot of different songs

04:40with Gloria in it

04:41that's the only two I know of

04:43yeah what other songs

04:44well there's um

04:45you could almost do anything

04:46with Gloria

04:47no like just look up Gloria

04:48Gloria

04:50with a glory glory hallelujah

04:51is there a lumineer song

04:53called Gloria

04:54yeah

04:55and then

04:56oh yeah it turns out

05:06glory hole

05:07glory hole

05:12found you on the floor

05:15found you at the truck stop

05:16glory hole

05:17my hand was tied

05:20every glorious song works

05:21your mouth was moist and warm

05:24but isn't there one that's like

05:25G-L-O-R-I-A

05:27glory hole

05:30G-L-O-R-I-A

05:31glory hole

05:32huh

05:33I don't know

05:34yeah

05:35who's saying that

05:35is this

05:37the enchantment

05:38is it

05:39Van Morrison

05:40what's that

05:40there's so many

05:41Gloria hole songs

05:43oh yeah

05:44this one's good

05:45this one's good

05:46glory hole

05:47yeah

05:47this is it

05:48okay

05:49right here

05:50whoa

05:50oh

05:51oh

05:52in the world

05:54why

05:55I'm at that hole

05:56D-L-O-R-I-A

05:57FLORRY HOLE

05:59FLORRY HOLE

06:00D-L-O-R-I-A

06:01FLORRY HOLE

06:03I'm gonna try it all

06:04FLORRY HOLE

06:07I'm gonna try it every day

06:08FLORRY HOLE

06:11yeah yeah yeah yeah

06:12that's

06:13yeah yeah yeah yeah

06:14he can't really be

06:15yeah yeah yeah yeah

06:16yeah yeah

06:17wow

06:19that song's almost enough

06:20to make me like Van Morrison

06:21dude it brought it

06:22back around for me too

06:23a little bit

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