The Sausage Castle

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about a Romanian man who was killed at a sex club and while searching for the place, ended up learning about an unrelated club.

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00:00a romanian billionaire who died earlier this month they believe now was poisoned by his two

00:11favorite ukrainian call girls at a sex club you hate to see it you do um this romanian

00:19billionaire was actually tied to the 65 million dollar heist of major works of art by picasso

00:26monet and others and they now believe was poisoned and killed by his ukrainian call girl lovers at a

00:32wild sex club a sex club that features virgin ponies what is it like so like ponies that we

00:42see like maybe women dressed as ponies why are you shaking your head no and giving me a look it

00:48might be the same animals you mean real ponies that is what i am telling you

00:57this game sex club was very crazy i so i hope it's not real ponies i hope it's lady ponies

01:06like yeah like chicks dressed up chicks dressed as ponies but why are they called i just assumed

01:12since it was over there it was yep welcome to the sausage castle

01:20what if it's just a breakfast place then that is a breakfast place called it's not

01:25i don't know why everybody laughs every time it's not no it's not that guy with the ak-47 mike musey

01:31oh that's that that's the guy that pulls the gun out from yeah yeah there's a place in florida

01:36where all your dreams come true your weirdest ones anyway it's called the sausage castle

01:41the party never ends you can launch eggs into a 500 pound man's b-hole you can blast a girl while

01:47she's pooping or showering you can dance with snakes ride ponies and shoot machine guns it's not the

01:52sausage castle that we dreamed no it's not i was looking for a nice breakfast i don't know what uh

01:58i just saw a lady poop on a guy's face i don't know what's going on here and uh it said sausage

02:05castle without the kids i just bam margera's here there's a fat man with a weapon underneath his

02:12belly he keeps pulling it out and shooting things why is bam margera here bam margera i mean bam margarine's

02:19here bam margarine and the bang war guar i just wanted some sausage the sausage castle is about an hour

02:29away from walt disney world it's a compound built in front of a swampy feces infested body of water

02:34called alligator lake it's run by 34 year old mike bucey who may be described as a juggalo version

02:39of willie wonka what i've met these guys at the gathering of the juggalos yeah that's right

02:44his handful of babes who go by the name the bucey beauties live at the castle they throw crazy

02:49sex parties how hot were they not the worst but oh okay all right they're not very picky we'll put

02:59it that way oh boy it's also just a house yeah it's just like a it's just like a castle it's not

03:05a mansion that they have all painted up to look kind of like a castle and they have all these

03:10different like themed rooms this is the one that i used to follow them on uh snapchat yeah but i didn't

03:16pay for the premium because the girls weren't hot he's gary bucey's nephew he says he claims no one's

03:21proven that he looks bucey-ish he does look like he's got a bucey face he's got that he's got that

03:27bucey mouth oh my god lisa you turned on by this right here probably not probably not holy god

03:36this is the dirtiest place you've ever seen it look yeah it grosses me out just looking at the

03:40pictures from the outside pictures of the house it looked it looked like just a regular house yeah you're

03:44right it looks like a house painted to look like a castle yeah yeah there you go he's got

03:48cute dogs some pugs that's about the only positive thing i can say from these pictures yeah the only

03:54thing was the pugs there at that sasha's castle everything else was pretty oh my goodness look

04:00at that there's not a lot of those are the bucey's beauties yeah they're big belly like one of the

04:07girls looks like the female bubbles she does the one holding the pug right her glasses are so thick

04:14that's not a good look for a lady like at the gathering of the juggalos if you bought one of

04:17his t-shirts it came with a free lap dance from one of the abusey's beauties wow buy a shirt get a

04:23lap dance yeah it looks like it's gonna be a hard pass on that given the i just don't know what's

04:28happened to you in your life where you end up being a bucey beauty a lot of bad things i think

04:34yeah you know nothing good nothing good addicted to stuff and not even a gary bucey beauty no no

04:40no another beauty beauty another a different beauty possible beauty yeah possible maybe a

04:46beauty yeah weirdest sausage castle but at least it's all right not the sausage castle we dreamed

04:51of no and we ended up in the sausage castle because of the romanian billionaire and his ponies and we

04:58looked up virgin ponies sex club it led us right to the sausage castle yeah oh my goodness it's been

05:04sidetracked thursday what a what a crazy ride uh-huh all over the place uh-huh yeah

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