The Soft Life

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how the pandemic has led to an increase in people buying "relaxed" clothing and Chuck mentions that he has decided to only wear "soft" clothes for the rest of his life.

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00:00half of people say they now own more relaxed clothes than they ever did before like that

00:11how they call it relax so like that's like the jeans I bought because I'm fat

00:15relax like to make you feel better yeah relax just bigger right I was always like I am just

00:23a relaxed person well for me now I am into the if it's not soft I'm not putting it on

00:29you've always been that way but I'm more that way now like I'll it's not I'm telling you I want

00:36shirts that feel soft and you know that's it I rarely ever see you in anything hard

00:42that's true you like a soft clothes I do I like soft clothes I hate I can't I used to not mind

00:50wearing jeans never again I'll never wear never again you'll have to wear jeans I won't I'm always

00:57just gonna they make enough they make enough pants that are soft that look like they're actual

01:05hard pants yeah you got the simulated jeans I do I well I've simulated you're going soft for the rest

01:11of your life I declare I'm soft wow did you wear soft jeans the other day I wasn't pants on the

01:18other day were those soft pants oh the pants I had on were they were just like uh workout pants

01:25wow yeah no those are soft pants that's a soft pant yeah they were soft by the pajama pants yes I had

01:31them yeah not that they don't look like jeans they look like slacks slacks they're like black they look

01:37like black dress pants and I wore them in here yeah and everyone thought that I had pants on and I

01:44didn't you had soft I had very soft pants on I remember that I tried to block it out I like the

01:51idea of going into a store and be like what do you have in the way of soft pants yeah what's your

01:55soft section exactly they should start having a soft section soft clothes ladies don't like soft

02:01I don't care about ladies I could care less about ladies if a lady doesn't want I'm telling you this

02:08right now I'm gonna tell you I'll tell you this right now I'll tell you this right now if a chick

02:13can't hang with a guy who just wants to wear soft pants a huge percentage bye bye doesn't matter

02:23okay could care less no chick is worth it dressed as cat woman says bye or you don't know see you

02:30later bye I've got my own thing going on I'm fine I got my own thing soft clothes I'm fine his thing is

02:35soft clothes he'd rather have soft clothes than vaginas no he's lying I've had plenty he'll be in I

02:41don't get that out of the way I guess right away you're like I I will not wear hard pants where do

02:48you want me to go you want me to dress up where do you want me to go I'm an out in the world hard

02:53pant guy and then at home soft pant guy so and I'm done with that you're just all in on soft pants

02:59you gotta let the ladies that lady you gotta find the right lady maybe there's a soft clothed lady

03:04and can I can I be honest I'm not gonna settle until I do I could care less

03:10yeah that's a hard one I will not can you hear it now every girl's crazy about a soft clothed man

03:19this is the thing I know I'm not for everybody and that's fine I'm not for everybody I'm never

03:28doing it they make Andy wears jeans no there's nothing these are actually kind of stretchy

03:33there's nothing how stretchy these are really comfortable about jeans no they used to be great

03:39until you've given up on them you're lying you'll wear them again I'm not gonna I'm not gonna wear

03:46them again some people think you're wearing jeggings oh you just wore jeans when we were in Tampa

03:51you just yeah yeah but that's yeah that's it that was appearances that was hard business when

03:57we do that again you'll wear jeans no I won't you're gonna wear soft pants to every future David

04:04Chuck event yeah I can promise you that all right that's it I mean I don't give a damn do whatever

04:09you like yep it's funny to think of somebody giving you like a pair of jeans I no longer care

04:15about trying to impress anyone in the world I get that I do not care it's a freedom

04:21um it's a freedom I don't care oh you got you got soft pants yeah I do have soft pants enjoy your

04:30hard pants life enjoy enjoy conforming to feeling suffering thing it is I'm stuck in hard pants

04:38hey don't worry just go amongst life like worried about what people think

04:44hard pants you're scum conformist exactly exactly it do you know that they want you to wear

04:55they yeah want you to wear hard pants big big hard big hard does they they want you to wear

05:04you're saying no to the man is that it hard pants they and they've tricked everybody into

05:09you can find comfortable jeans very comfortable jeans ones I have comfortable jeans I'm just never

05:15wearing them again I love those I just don't care I just soft clothes clothes enthusiasm yeah he's got

05:21it I mean we all like comfortable but only I like it at home and you know what I want I still

05:27care about I want to feel like home all the time all the time there's no point in not feeling

05:33like home singing it's a hard pants life it is it's a hard pants life for us

05:40it's like the idea of somebody getting you hard pants and then you just throwing it at them oh

05:45yeah like real angry you know I love soft pants I've gone soft I told you I'm a soft pant man I'll

05:52never go hard again yeah I would want to make someone feel terrible about getting me a gift or

05:57whatever right but I'm taking them right back to coals and getting some soft pants

06:01you'd fake it yep take them right back to coals yep where are you soft pants oh my god well there

06:11you go Chuck takes a stand he's going soft for the rest of his life yep he'll never be out again

06:16really there's no point there are some homeless people that out there that would love your hard

06:21pants okay I'll give them I'll give them to homeless people then it's a pants giveaway I pass a guy

06:28that's right about your size almost every day I've got some hard pants for you yeah you can drop off

06:33all my you know what I'd love you know what I'd love I would love for Dave to try and give him my

06:42pants he's like get those hard pants out of here I'm homeless I want to be comfortable

06:45excuse me Chuck's my stranger your inseam looks about same as Chuck's to you

06:53listen if you're out there right now and you feel like I do

06:59I just want you to know it's okay even though they're laughing

07:05even though they're carrying on and they're trying to make you feel bad

07:12just remember there's nothing wrong with you and you're okay

07:20and listen and I'm on your side Chuck the freak America's soft voice

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