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Save Tessica, Save America
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak have another update in the saga of the girl who Gorilla Glued her hair and realize this might be the story that America needs to finally come together.
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all right up next the ongoing saga of this chick who put gorilla glue in her hair keeps going it
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does keep going tessica brown is her name she put gorilla glue in her hair she's one step closer to
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relief because just last night she managed to chop off her ponytail but she still got painful
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days ahead tessica worked on her rock hard hair for four hours last night after work
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she did need a helping hand and some super glue remover to cut off her ponytail for a little bit
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of relief they used goof off super glue remover to try and rid her hair of gorilla glue and uh they
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did make some progress that shows you her friend helping to cut off her ponytail there she also
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spoke to the folks at tmz about everything that's been going on with her take a listen to that when
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did the when did the when did it start becoming painful i know i'm sure you were startled when
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it wouldn't come out yeah listen this is the reason i ended up taking it to social media
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because the headaches got worse the tingling got worse and we couldn't think of nothing else to do
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has anybody reached out to you where there was anything helpful yet from social media
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everything that they were suggesting it burns it burns it burns a wild thing that this is like what
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this week's watch is yeah it's like this lady's hair watch it is you know what i mean like we're
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getting updates on her and she's like everything burns i do feel like they should just be attacking
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it with like a straight edge like a scraper like a paint scraper yeah like just just start cutting
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her hair off let me do it let me fix her those tmz guys were like serious like oh dead serious
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tell us how you feel about your glued hair
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it's like i don't even know what emotion to feel from this 2021 green bean
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2021 if they want her fixed then let me know
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i'll shave her right down the ball
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yeah that's breaking news what will it be tomorrow i don't know i don't know she's bald
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she's can't burn or something no there's one more update you gotta wait oh oh one more update
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here uh do you want to hit the breaking news for this week before we bring you this update make
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it real official because i know everyone's on the edge of their seat for this to know what's going on
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then chuck the freight breaking news
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god what is it tessica brown is now flying today from louisiana to los angeles
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to meet dr michael obang who believes he can help her
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is she gonna be on a tv show no he's a cosmetic surgeon he is offering to do the two to three day procedure
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this is gonna take two to three days in an operating room
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they're gonna do what i would have done
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they're gonna shave all her hair off
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what will they do
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put her under for two to three days
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knock her out for three days
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what will they do
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they're gonna knock her out and they're gonna take a razor blade
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what does this doctor think he can do
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should we guess
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oh man
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he's gonna knock her out and then burn her hair off
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burn her hair off
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burn her hair off
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he said he's removing the product using a medical grade glue remover
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right
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the hair's still there
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no i i think it's gonna i think it's all gonna melt off
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no
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yeah
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he's trying to save her hair
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that's why she's going
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she wants to save her hair
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i would just
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you guys argue
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we're gonna eat it
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it's crazy
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it's crazy
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thank god we've got this
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i don't know what else i'd even be talking about
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i'm gonna hurry up for laughing
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i keep picturing it at like a broadway play with little binoculars
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this is this is gonna be a broadway show eventually
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it'll be like the next hamilton
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gorilla glue girl
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yeah
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oh my god
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absolutely
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when they do the recap of the decade
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yes
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the first when they're covering 2021
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it's gonna be like
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2021 happened and it was just tessica's hair
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tessica gorilla glued her hair
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it's good to know that we can all come together and save this woman's hair
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right
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i mean it's like
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it's like this pandemic's going on and everything
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and like tessica's bringing everybody together
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i do honestly
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i do think that everyone's so sick of hearing about politics
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and the pandemic and stuff
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we're just waiting for
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a story like tessica's to come along
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we needed a tessica
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we did
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that's how strong the bond of gorilla glue is
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yeah
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it glued the country back together
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it did
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it did
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i'm proud to be an american
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and tessica sets us free
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tessica is merely the vessel
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yeah
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gorilla glue united the country
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she is just a vessel
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yeah
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oh my god
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gorilla glue saved us
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oh thank you tessica
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thank you so much tessica
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we believe in you tessica girl
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oh my god
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well we do wish her all the best
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we all
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have to think of tessica
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right now
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you think joe biden will speak on this
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he should
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you know we got to give her the screaming eagles
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oh you're right
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but then the eagle flies into her hair
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and is knocked out
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killed
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killed an eagle
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she's like it ain't funny how you launching eagles at me
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it's not funny how you launching eagles at me
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you don't even know me
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you don't even know me
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you don't even know you're launching eagles at me
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i just this was a mistake
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i don't have to be an american
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because tessica sets us free
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there's like two dudes with like sandpaper one on each side of her head
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just like
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grinder i've got an industrial grinder
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tessica
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i hope your hair will get better
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i can see it now
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the next face on mount rushmore
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it's just like a disapproving tessica
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i don't know how they're gonna do the eyelash
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the hair helmet and the eyelashes
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tessica
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it's the same as america
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god there you go
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i'll say this
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what the world needs
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this country needs
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this
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doctor from ghana
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yeah
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doctor old being
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to save her hair
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and save this country
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i mean everybody's trying to help her
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she's not the hero we asked for
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no
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she's the hero we need
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yep
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someone's gonna shoot at it
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flamethrower
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and it's not doing anything
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yeah
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elon musk has a flamethrower to it
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elon musk can do it
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he can help her out
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even he's like
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that's the only thing that's going to lie
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that's the next thing right
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she's gonna be like
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if you could tell elon musk
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maybe the people listening
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can start bombarding elon musk
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yeah
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and asking him for his help here
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we really need his help
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if he can get stuff into space
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he can figure out
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how to get tessica
07:49
tag elon
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tag elon
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yeah
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save
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save tessica
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save tessica
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save tessica
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save tessica
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save america
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yeah
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there you go
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that's your two hashtags
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yep
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oh my god
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save tessica elon
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save america
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save tessica elon
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no
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no
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no
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no
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no
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no
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no
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no
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no
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no
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