Save Tessica, Save America

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Dave & Chuck the Freak have another update in the saga of the girl who Gorilla Glued her hair and realize this might be the story that America needs to finally come together.

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00:00all right up next the ongoing saga of this chick who put gorilla glue in her hair keeps going it

00:11does keep going tessica brown is her name she put gorilla glue in her hair she's one step closer to

00:16relief because just last night she managed to chop off her ponytail but she still got painful

00:23days ahead tessica worked on her rock hard hair for four hours last night after work

00:28she did need a helping hand and some super glue remover to cut off her ponytail for a little bit

00:33of relief they used goof off super glue remover to try and rid her hair of gorilla glue and uh they

00:43did make some progress that shows you her friend helping to cut off her ponytail there she also

00:51spoke to the folks at tmz about everything that's been going on with her take a listen to that when

00:56did the when did the when did it start becoming painful i know i'm sure you were startled when

01:02it wouldn't come out yeah listen this is the reason i ended up taking it to social media

01:07because the headaches got worse the tingling got worse and we couldn't think of nothing else to do

01:14has anybody reached out to you where there was anything helpful yet from social media

01:20everything that they were suggesting it burns it burns it burns a wild thing that this is like what

01:29this week's watch is yeah it's like this lady's hair watch it is you know what i mean like we're

01:35getting updates on her and she's like everything burns i do feel like they should just be attacking

01:43it with like a straight edge like a scraper like a paint scraper yeah like just just start cutting

01:50her hair off let me do it let me fix her those tmz guys were like serious like oh dead serious

01:58tell us how you feel about your glued hair

02:02it's like i don't even know what emotion to feel from this 2021 green bean

02:102021 if they want her fixed then let me know

02:15i'll shave her right down the ball

02:19yeah that's breaking news what will it be tomorrow i don't know i don't know she's bald

02:25she's can't burn or something no there's one more update you gotta wait oh oh one more update

02:31here uh do you want to hit the breaking news for this week before we bring you this update make

02:35it real official because i know everyone's on the edge of their seat for this to know what's going on

02:40then chuck the freight breaking news

02:43god what is it tessica brown is now flying today from louisiana to los angeles

02:54to meet dr michael obang who believes he can help her

02:58is she gonna be on a tv show no he's a cosmetic surgeon he is offering to do the two to three day procedure

03:08this is gonna take two to three days in an operating room

03:12they're gonna do what i would have done

03:14they're gonna shave all her hair off

03:16what will they do

03:18put her under for two to three days

03:20knock her out for three days

03:22what will they do

03:23they're gonna knock her out and they're gonna take a razor blade

03:26what does this doctor think he can do

03:28should we guess

03:30oh man

03:32he's gonna knock her out and then burn her hair off

03:35burn her hair off

03:37burn her hair off

03:38he said he's removing the product using a medical grade glue remover

03:41right

03:41the hair's still there

03:43no i i think it's gonna i think it's all gonna melt off

03:46no

03:47yeah

03:47he's trying to save her hair

03:50that's why she's going

03:51she wants to save her hair

03:52i would just

03:53you guys argue

03:54we're gonna eat it

03:56it's crazy

03:57it's crazy

03:58thank god we've got this

04:03i don't know what else i'd even be talking about

04:06i'm gonna hurry up for laughing

04:07i keep picturing it at like a broadway play with little binoculars

04:10this is this is gonna be a broadway show eventually

04:15it'll be like the next hamilton

04:19gorilla glue girl

04:23yeah

04:23oh my god

04:25absolutely

04:25when they do the recap of the decade

04:27yes

04:28the first when they're covering 2021

04:30it's gonna be like

04:312021 happened and it was just tessica's hair

04:33tessica gorilla glued her hair

04:36it's good to know that we can all come together and save this woman's hair

04:39right

04:40i mean it's like

04:41it's like this pandemic's going on and everything

04:43and like tessica's bringing everybody together

04:45i do honestly

04:47i do think that everyone's so sick of hearing about politics

04:51and the pandemic and stuff

04:54we're just waiting for

04:55a story like tessica's to come along

04:58we needed a tessica

04:59we did

05:00that's how strong the bond of gorilla glue is

05:03yeah

05:03it glued the country back together

05:05it did

05:09it did

05:10i'm proud to be an american

05:13and tessica sets us free

05:16tessica is merely the vessel

05:17yeah

05:18gorilla glue united the country

05:20she is just a vessel

05:21yeah

05:21oh my god

05:23gorilla glue saved us

05:25oh thank you tessica

05:27thank you so much tessica

05:29we believe in you tessica girl

05:31oh my god

05:32well we do wish her all the best

05:34we all

05:35have to think of tessica

05:37right now

05:38you think joe biden will speak on this

05:41he should

05:42you know we got to give her the screaming eagles

05:54oh you're right

05:56but then the eagle flies into her hair

06:00and is knocked out

06:01killed

06:03killed an eagle

06:04she's like it ain't funny how you launching eagles at me

06:08it's not funny how you launching eagles at me

06:11you don't even know me

06:12you don't even know me

06:13you don't even know you're launching eagles at me

06:15i just this was a mistake

06:16i don't have to be an american

06:19because tessica sets us free

06:22there's like two dudes with like sandpaper one on each side of her head

06:25just like

06:26grinder i've got an industrial grinder

06:29tessica

06:33i hope your hair will get better

06:39i can see it now

06:42the next face on mount rushmore

06:45it's just like a disapproving tessica

06:48i don't know how they're gonna do the eyelash

06:51the hair helmet and the eyelashes

06:53tessica

06:54it's the same as america

07:00god there you go

07:01i'll say this

07:02what the world needs

07:03this country needs

07:04this

07:05doctor from ghana

07:09yeah

07:09doctor old being

07:10to save her hair

07:13and save this country

07:14i mean everybody's trying to help her

07:16she's not the hero we asked for

07:18no

07:19she's the hero we need

07:20yep

07:20someone's gonna shoot at it

07:22flamethrower

07:23and it's not doing anything

07:24yeah

07:24elon musk has a flamethrower to it

07:26elon musk can do it

07:28he can help her out

07:29even he's like

07:31that's the only thing that's going to lie

07:34that's the next thing right

07:36she's gonna be like

07:36if you could tell elon musk

07:38maybe the people listening

07:39can start bombarding elon musk

07:42yeah

07:42and asking him for his help here

07:44we really need his help

07:45if he can get stuff into space

07:47he can figure out

07:48how to get tessica

07:49tag elon

07:50tag elon

07:51yeah

07:51save

07:52save tessica

07:53save tessica

07:54save tessica

07:55save tessica

07:56save america

07:57yeah

07:58there you go

07:58that's your two hashtags

07:59yep

08:00oh my god

08:01save tessica elon

08:02save america

08:03save tessica elon

08:04no

08:05no

08:06no

08:07no

08:08no

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