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One Lonely Testicle
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a married couple in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina who got into an argument after the husband made fun of his spouses single testicle.
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we're gonna start though about a fight over one lonely testament what does that even mean
00:12
two gay fellas in south carolina they got into a fight lady g was lady g involved with lady g
00:22
lady g there no 46 year old guy named curtis mccoy in myrtle beach sunday night he and his husband
00:34
were drinking and they started arguing son of a bitch i love these wine coolers
00:41
you would what's that mean you know exactly what it means don't you start with me curtis took things
00:51
too far by saying the one thing that would make his husband don't you dare say very you know you
01:00
just got one ball oh my god he made a joke about how his husband only has one testicle one swinging
01:07
ball that's all you have i'm saying it don't you dare say i'll say it again one it's got one ball
01:16
freak kept saying one lonely testicle it's lonely lonely just sitting there by itself alone in his
01:24
sack no friends he ain't got nobody to speak to you think you're so special because you've got two
01:30
balls that's right you're in your full sack yeah it's not like my sacks the weird i'm the one that's
01:39
got to deal with your weird one ball going down there just seeing how lonely he is curtis's husband
01:46
looks like a hairy prune you're a son of a bitch the one bald son of a bitch
01:54
curtis's husband had enough oh god had enough of the one lonely testicle jokes i can't take it
02:02
anymore yeah and pointed his finger at him to tell him to stop stop it that's turning me on
02:09
way you do that well curtis grabbed it and twisted it like that that's broken strength of two balls
02:18
twisting your fingers up god you're strong that's why you chose me the police came and according to
02:25
the police report curtis admitted that he grabbed his husband's finger yes but that was the only
02:30
physicality because quote they learned their lesson from the last time when they both got
02:35
arrested for doing exactly we learned our lesson it was kind of hot how we had sex in jail with
02:41
everybody everybody it's an exciting night my god but we just couldn't afford to time off work anymore
02:49
clearly they didn't learn it well enough though because curtis was arrested again for domestic violence
02:58
for the finger twisting his husband said he would press charges don't you press charges on me this
03:05
time no i'm gonna i'm sorry about what i said about your one ball said it again you said it again
03:11
this time in front of everybody they got like a female friend hanging out you want lonely ball
03:16
told the world no word now it's everywhere now it's all nationwide thank you so much curtis
03:26
i sent it to the ap myself
03:28
tell the associated press you would tell these that's all i did you would hold a press conference
03:38
i emailed the director of the associate
03:40
told him about your one testicle one uh well this guy who was arrested when the one husband he was
03:47
released from custody yesterday after posting a two thousand dollar personal recognizance bond
03:53
he doesn't have a rap sheet he's had convictions for shoplifting disorderly conduct assault and
03:58
battery larceny receiving stolen goods and obtaining property under false pretenses he is so hot he's a
04:03
bad boy yeah i'm a bad boy and i never thought i'd spend time in the clink for finger twisting
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just add that to the list yeah just put that with larceny receiving stolen goods obtaining property
04:17
under false pretenses and finger twisting that's the newest one honestly it's not the kind of finger
04:22
twisting i was hoping for i know you would oh my god it still gets quite horny with that one ball
04:27
it's incredible imagine if i had two i know i wouldn't even god i couldn't keep up with you
04:33
you would drown wine cooler oh my god i'd twist my fingers off in there
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oh man if you are married to someone with one testicle don't make fun of them you can't i feel
04:49
like it's off that is off the table it's off absolutely any kind of physical deformity deformity
04:56
that is not it's not what what are you supposed to do yeah you can't say that kind of stuff yeah you
05:02
knew this guy's a real jerk he is he knew it would push his buttons yeah oh he obviously it's a sore
05:07
point for this one ball that's all right macro penis you can't do that either oh my god can you
05:14
imagine you know i'm sensitive about that happens we've heard guys say women do that women do they
05:20
get really mad they'll make fun of your tiny little dong of course many times this guy's been made
05:27
funny yeah if he pokes at the one ball then his micro dog it's up for grabs for grabs literally
05:36
if i could grab it i can't even it's not even grabbable technically try and catch it with a
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chopstick
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