Cute Little Centipede

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about why you shouldn't kill house centipedes and realize they are cuter than you think after finding a close-up picture of their face.

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00:00We are not a fan of creepy crawlies here. I mean, some of us more than others.

00:08Creepy crawlies?

00:09Little creepy crawlies.

00:10But do you know that you should not kill centipedes if you see them in your house?

00:15Why?

00:16They eat bugs.

00:17Yeah.

00:18Yeah, but you can't, what do you do? You gotta just put them outside.

00:20No, you just let them out.

00:21You keep them in your house.

00:22No.

00:23Everything that's terrifying, they tell you to just keep them.

00:24Not keeping that centipede in their house.

00:25Have you seen a house centipede?

00:27I don't want to share a house with that.

00:28Some of them are huge.

00:29I've seen spikes and hairs all over them.

00:32Insane ones.

00:33They have those long legs.

00:34Yeah.

00:34Yeah, they're real creepy.

00:35They're always like, it always catches me off guard like they'll be in the bathtub.

00:39Yes, right.

00:40They always come up through the drains, don't they?

00:42That's what I think.

00:44And they scare the crap out of me every time, those things.

00:46How do they move so fast?

00:48They've got 1,000 legs.

00:50Like, they move like they've got 1,000 legs.

00:51Have you ever been on the toilet when they came at you?

00:54No.

00:56That sounds stressful.

00:57I jumped up onto my squatty potty like there was a mouse.

01:02You jumped up onto your squatty potty?

01:05Yeah.

01:05I was standing.

01:06Oh, no.

01:06I had to wipe standing up.

01:07Okay, all right.

01:08Too much.

01:09How'd you like it?

01:10It's not that bad of an experience, right?

01:11It was terrible.

01:12I would never do it again.

01:13Those things are so hardy.

01:14I've tried to kill one before, and then it takes two shots.

01:17Yep, I've had to smack it three times with a shoe to kill one before.

01:20Actually, it might have been a flip-flop.

01:21Yeah, that's why they do the hairspray thing or whatever.

01:24At least it freezes it, and then slowly removes it.

01:28Stick them in place like Spider-Man.

01:30Most of me are way worse than even spiders.

01:33Centipedes.

01:34You can't live with it.

01:35I am by no means the manliest man around, but I've killed these things with my bare hand.

01:39Yeah.

01:40Wow.

01:40That doesn't bother me.

01:42Your level of manliness literally just went way up in my book.

01:46Toilet paper or paper towel.

01:47They move so fast that if you don't get them, they're gone, right?

01:50Some of these things.

01:51You just touched one?

01:53I'll stomp it.

01:54That's gross.

01:55What do they feel like on your hand?

01:58That's gross.

01:58That's a little furry, squishy.

02:00Oh, my gosh.

02:02I just got the chills.

02:04I don't like that.

02:05There are a few reports of them biting people.

02:09It's not common, but it does happen.

02:12And usually, ooh, God, if you.

02:15So you're supposed to live with them, but they bite you?

02:16Well, only if you try and kill them.

02:19Like with your bare hands.

02:20I could have been bit.

02:21I could have been bit with your bare hands or bare feet.

02:24I can't even picture what the head of one of those looks like.

02:27No, because it's covered in weird spiky hairs.

02:30Am I looking up centipede face?

02:31I think you need house centipede face.

02:33You always put stuff in a way I never put it.

02:35Like centipede head?

02:37Centipede face?

02:38Centipede face.

02:39Close up.

02:40Look at it.

02:40It's not that scary.

02:42It's not as scary as you'd think for looking like this.

02:44No, it's not.

02:44It's kind of cute.

02:45Yeah, it's actually not bad.

02:47It's only at least.

02:48Look at the other one.

02:49I'm a centipede.

02:50Not the one down, though.

02:51That one underneath and to the left.

02:53Yeah.

02:53Like left corner.

02:54That's horrible.

02:55That's horrifying.

02:56That's really scary.

02:56But this one up here.

02:57But that one's kind of cute.

02:58Yeah.

02:58He's like, I'm just all legs, bro.

03:01I'm just all legs.

03:02It's fine.

03:05What are you all up to?

03:07That's a big hand.

03:08Oh, no.

03:09Just running around.

03:11Running around and scare people.

03:12People are more scared than they need to be.

03:13I just have all legs.

03:16I got 100 legs.

03:19So we're not going to kill you?

03:20You're going to just stay here?

03:21That's right.

03:22I'm just going to hunt your spiders.

03:23Just let me live here, please, man.

03:24Come on.

03:25Look at my face.

03:26Look how cute I am.

03:27Look at this face.

03:27That's a cuter face than you imagined.

03:29Everybody just sees the legs.

03:32They freak right out.

03:33You do scurry fast.

03:34I do.

03:35I'm real fast.

03:35I got this on account of all these legs.

03:38What scares you?

03:39The only thing that scares me is bigger centipedes.

03:42That's about it.

03:43And people.

03:43People.

03:44And people.

03:45Yeah.

03:45They do.

03:46They have a cuter face than you'd think.

03:47Our friend Lisa, she freezes you with hairspray.

03:50Well, that's just horrifying.

03:51Have you ever looked me in the eyes and tried to do something like that?

03:54Look me in my centipede eyes.

03:57Don't spray that.

03:58Just don't spray that.

03:59I'm here to help.

04:01I like bathtubs.

04:04I'll kill all you spiders.

04:06That's right.

04:06I'll kill all spiders.

04:07I'm a friend.

04:08I'm your friend with many legs.

04:11All right, centipede friend.

04:13Corey's in Boston joining us here on the Dave and Chuck Lines.

04:16Good morning, Corey.

04:16How are you?

04:18Rip cord.

04:18Good morning.

04:19Rip cord to you, sir.

04:21When I was a kid, I was sitting on the toilet doing my business.

04:25And one of these sons of things just fell off the ceiling, landed on my lap, and ran down my leg and into my nether regions.

04:35No.

04:36And I jumped so far off the toilet.

04:37What do you mean by your nether regions?

04:39My b-hole.

04:40Yeah, it's b-hole.

04:41What?

04:41It ran down underneath.

04:43Oh, my God.

04:43The first dark hole I could find.

04:45I jumped off, and the creepiest part is I never saw it again.

04:49That was just it.

04:50Well, he was traumatized.

04:51Yeah.

04:52Yeah, it was bad.

04:53He's like, I'm just not traumatized.

04:54The poor centipede.

04:56What happened?

04:57Can you tell us from your point of view?

04:59Well, I was on the ceiling and just minding my business with this cute little face of mine.

05:02And then I took a slip and fell.

05:04And then I found a dark, dark place.

05:07A dark, scary, hairy forest.

05:12What did it smell like over there?

05:13There was some kind of crater in the middle of it.

05:16I didn't want to go there.

05:21So I crawled around the forest.

05:25Dark, scary forest.

05:26Cut out of there with my cute little centipede face.

05:29Dark, hairy forest.

05:31Man.

05:31I had to clean that face off.

05:32I did.

05:32It was crazy down there.

05:35I don't want to go to a dark, hairy forest.

05:38No, no.

05:40No good.

05:41When you were taken to perch on your squatty potty, you weren't a kid, right?

05:47Oh, he's on the phone.

05:48Sorry.

05:48I forgot.

05:49He's got the squatty potty.

05:52I'll put him on hold.

05:52We'll talk to him in a second.

05:54This was just recent, right?

05:56You weren't a kid.

05:56Yeah, it was like two years ago.

05:58This was last night, Dave.

05:59I wear slippers everywhere now.

06:01I won't poop without slippers on just so I could squash.

06:04He's got poop and slippers.

06:04Oh, there you go.

06:06He's got squash and slippers.

06:07You better go get your slippers before you go.

06:10Yeah, I won't poop barefoot or just in size.

06:14So, yep.

06:16There's a little thing for you.

06:18That's a tip.

06:19That is a tip.

06:20Have poop and slippers in case you've got to squash something.

06:24If you don't want to do it with your bare feet.

06:26Never thought of that.

06:27Yeah, I never thought of that either.

06:28I'm just picturing Jason around the house.

06:31Where's my poop and slippers?

06:33My house has been.

06:34Go real bad.

06:35You've got to keep me in the bathroom.

06:37Yeah.

06:38Oh, my goodness.

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