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The Tale of Ole Bean Dong
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 30-year-old Michigan man who went to the hospital after putting six kidney beans up his dong and attempting to fire them out of there.
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00:00
all right time now to play if we will yes this now it's time to play what's up his penis
00:16
it's huge
00:21
a 30 year old michigan man is the guy we're talking about michigan man
00:28
30 year old michigan man yeah he was looking for some odd sexual gratification i get that
00:37
and he decided the best way to get that would be to shove something up his pee hole
00:45
a little sounding action huh what's up his penis he probably got the idea to pleasure himself by
00:53
listening to our show exactly oh somebody gets put that in there let me get one of those yeah
00:57
corkscrew toothbrush oh it's something you could purchase in a grocery store
01:05
is it produce now does that mean it might be it might be what about green beans
01:13
oh i'm close you're close frozen peas no
01:18
what about canned beans you can now they mush i know lima beans oh we're getting closer
01:27
we're getting closer kidney beans
01:29
wow this 30 year old michigan man stuffed six kidney beans into his pee hole jeez he pushed
01:41
them all the way into his urethra for sexual gratification and was apparently hoping his body would shoot them out
01:50
when he finale it's not that strong it didn't work no he finale'd
01:59
the beans got stuck yeah and he had to be rushed to the hospital
02:02
i mean that's so many beans up there
02:07
mine's only six beans long if that i think you're being generous i know for sure i couldn't put a kidney bean in
02:16
i don't think it i don't think it's i don't think it's happening i'm more of a i'm more of a baked bean man
02:25
i want you to they have some x-rays yeah see look at i'm i can't even i don't even want to tell you
02:35
how many kidney beans i mean they had to put a ruler next to him
02:40
he got almost five inches worth of kidney beans up there
02:45
there's how they looked inside of him
02:48
wow that's so dumb
02:50
oh god
02:51
they started bunching up there
02:53
some of the beans were found in the urethra bundled up together
02:57
that would have caused a problem you think
02:59
how did they get all these photos did he release them
03:03
i don't know
03:05
that one almost looks like an artist render
03:07
it was written up in the in uh oh they put it in a medical journal
03:11
oh okay
03:12
he tried um yeah so he tried to first
03:16
like you know
03:18
them out right
03:20
yeah i don't know what you're talking about but yes
03:23
natural emission
03:23
yeah uh-huh uh-huh
03:24
and then tried using tweezers
03:26
yes
03:27
that didn't work either
03:29
this was in lansing
03:30
wow i mean just what a thing to even attempt
03:34
what a thing to be what gets you off
03:38
imagine that emergency call
03:39
right
03:40
imagine that
03:41
yeah
03:42
how horrible that is
03:43
i got some beans in my dick
03:44
i i wish that the medical journal had like a comedy edition
03:48
where like somebody
03:49
because i'd call that the tale of old bean dick
03:52
because you know they just
03:55
every weird story they have
03:56
i wish they had like a comedy lean to it
03:58
you don't want to be old bean dick
04:01
no you don't you don't but i don't know how he cooked up that idea
04:04
i well i want to know what else he's had in there
04:06
yeah that wasn't his first go-round right
04:09
you don't do six kidney beans
04:10
first out of the gate
04:12
i think he had probably had a lot of stuff that he could easily remove
04:15
so
04:16
you know like
04:17
pens
04:20
pens and things like that
04:21
yeah
04:21
yeah i don't know
04:22
his imagination of what was going to happen at the end was
04:26
really hilarious
04:27
well he thought he'd like shoot them out right
04:29
right out of them
04:31
no they're too
04:32
i mean
04:33
maybe with something much smaller
04:35
that could have happened
04:37
i still think even then
04:38
yeah like could you put a toothpick in there
04:39
and then fire it out like a blow
04:41
that's too long
04:41
i'm thinking like tiny and
04:43
like a
04:43
even a bb i think is even too
04:45
maybe too
04:47
weighty
04:48
you know
04:48
and you have to be like one of the guys who
04:51
you know
04:52
it's like fires it
04:53
you you know
04:54
oh you gotta have quite a stream
04:55
you know
04:56
you gotta be like peter north to really get kidney beans out of there
04:59
yeah the average human can't shoot kidney beans out of their dong
05:03
no
05:03
yeah
05:04
when they finale
05:04
it's a wild dream he had
05:06
it's insane to know that that happened not too far from here
05:09
usually these stories are like
05:10
in
05:10
far away places
05:11
yeah
05:12
to me as well like just
05:14
you know you could i could see
05:16
you put the beans in
05:18
but the fact that you shove them up
05:20
more and more and more
05:21
and one gets to your bladder
05:23
i'm like what else
05:25
what are you doing
05:26
it's almost like he was loading it like an old school musket
05:28
yeah you're right
05:29
the whole idea of sounding
05:31
gives me the heebie jeebies
05:33
it does give me a chill too
05:34
you know like i can't even imagine
05:36
voluntarily shoving something up my pee hole
05:39
to get sexual grab
05:41
to me that's how you torture me
05:43
it's the pain
05:44
if i'm in abu grabe
05:45
that's what they do
05:46
right
05:47
that's how you get me to spill all my secrets
05:49
yeah
05:50
threaten to shove beans up my dick
05:51
yep
05:52
i'll tell you anything
05:54
someone said jack and the bean cock
05:58
that's another good
06:01
that's quite a tale
06:03
so for doing it for pleasure
06:05
can't wrap my head around that
06:07
i'll never get it
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