Saleem Albela Aur Okash Mein Hogai Ilaqay Ki Jang

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00:00Hoshiyaariyaan, Hoshiyaariyaan

00:03Welcome back, viewers.

00:04May God bless you.

00:05Who is this?

00:06May God bless your new set.

00:08Give him a round of applause.

00:09How did you come in?

00:10I came through the window.

00:12Was the barrier down or up?

00:14No, I was sitting on the gate.

00:15I prayed to God to bless me.

00:21Is your leg fractured?

00:22No, it's fine.

00:23God knows.

00:24Why is this basket next to you?

00:26This can happen anywhere.

00:28No, no.

00:30Anyway, we watched your show.

00:32Believe me, I watch your show on my mobile phone all day.

00:35You have a mobile phone and everything.

00:38Listen to me.

00:39Do you like Hoshiyaariyaan?

00:40Yes, I like it a lot.

00:41Do you laugh when you watch it?

00:42Yes, I laugh a lot and joke around.

00:44What if we give you a job here?

00:47Will you work?

00:48Do you want me to apply for it?

00:48No, no.

00:49Let me shave the beard of the students here.

00:52No, don't you dare.

00:53Go to the students as well.

00:54Anyway, kids, believe me.

00:56Get your degrees.

00:58Don't give it to the poor.

01:01Listen to me, poor man.

01:02I am giving you a job here.

01:04For what?

01:05For Rs. 35,000.

01:06Okay, your salary is Rs. 40,000.

01:08For a week?

01:09What?

01:10No, no.

01:11For a month.

01:12Brother, I can do it with just one gesture.

01:14What?

01:15What kind of gesture do you do?

01:17The one where the cars stop.

01:18Oh, the traffic gesture.

01:20Yes.

01:20I can get a pair of bangles and pyjamas for this much money.

01:24Believe me, I am a graceful man in your show.

01:28Which one?

01:29Is he Arzu?

01:30No, he is the one who is with me.

01:31Oh, Mr. Agha.

01:32This is Mr. Agha's show.

01:34Mr. Agha's voice is also very beautiful.

01:36I have to sing.

01:37I am telling you.

01:38Give me Rs. 40,000.

01:40Do you earn Rs. 40,000 in a day or in an hour?

01:43What is the deal?

01:44The one who says, forgive me, I will earn it in Punjab.

01:48This is the show of grace.

01:49This is the show of grace.

01:50This is the show of grace.

02:08Let me tell you the reality of the Punjabi woman.

02:10Yes.

02:11Pre-planned from my home.

02:13How about me?

02:14In the name of God, I won't even let you enter my house.

02:18What are you doing in my area?

02:20This is our area.

02:21I'm telling you, women are wanted.

02:24Wanted. Wanted.

02:25You're from Samnabad. Who sent you here?

02:27This is not my area. This is my entire world.

02:29This is the area of dogs.

02:32He's right. This is his area.

02:33This is the area of dogs. I'm telling you the truth.

02:40Are you listening to me?

02:42Come on, don't make me slap you.

02:44Mr. Arun, I'm the contractor of this area.

02:47Really? How many contractors are there in this area?

02:50Even our contractor doesn't know.

02:52Really? What do you get?

02:53Do you get what you ask for?

02:55No, I get 20% of what I ask for.

02:57Mr. Arun, food, drinks, pick and drop,

02:59kids' medical, grandparents, grandmothers,

03:02all of them are my relatives.

03:04I'm sitting here and I'm not going to hit you.

03:06You're a 40,000 rupee worker.

03:09Arun, the glass is broken. Do something.

03:12Which glass is broken? I'm sitting here.

03:14The glass of your car is broken.

03:17Keep your money safe.

03:19Okay.

03:20If you want to give it to him, give it to me.

03:21I'll tell you.

03:22I'll give it to you.

03:23Here you go.

03:24Here you go.

03:25Give it to us too.

03:26What?

03:26Give it to us too.

03:27Okay, it's a bad thing to ask for it.

03:28Mr. Arun, the way he's slapping me,

03:32I think he's a diamond.

03:34Do you wear such expensive jewellery?

03:35Yes.

03:36Okay, he's a different person.

03:39Give it to him.

03:40Okay, it's a bad thing to ask for it.

03:41He's your co-host.

03:45Dad.

03:45What?

03:46Give the food to your co-host's friend.

03:50Let me tell you something.

03:51They say that girls are bad.

03:53They forget themselves after making progress.

03:55Yes.

03:55My husband is like that.

03:56Look at me.

03:57I'm famous because of my achievements.

04:02Look, I've made progress.

04:04You're still sitting on the same seat.

04:06Thank you very much.

04:08Mr. Arun, may God bless you with a good rating.

04:12May God bless you with a good rating.

04:15What are you doing, Keepo Lal?

04:19He's just like us.

04:21He's a bad person.

04:22He's a bad person.

04:23You should've taken it from him.

04:24Why did you have to save him?

04:25Go and do your work.

04:26I don't have a broken one.

04:28What?

04:28I don't have a broken one.

04:29I'll give it to you.

04:30Give me Rs. 5000.

04:31Yes, I'll give it to you.

04:32Rs. 5000.

04:32Okay, give me Rs. 4980.

04:35Give me Rs. 20.

04:35Do you want Rs. 5000 water or me?

04:39This is Gokha's house.

04:40How much will you pay him?

04:42Rs. 10,000.

04:43Give it to me.

04:44You can take it from me.

04:47Charlie.

04:49I'm a beautiful girl.

04:52I'm a beautiful girl.

04:56I'll show you.

04:57I'm a beautiful girl.

05:00You're a fool.

05:01Who are you asking to dance?

05:05What's your relationship?

05:07I'm a fool.

05:09Who is a fool?

05:10I'll tell you.

05:10This is your area.

05:11Yes.

05:12He's a fool.

05:14By the way, Arzu.

05:15Yes.

05:15You should make a movie.

05:16You'll earn a lot of money from him.

05:19I'll make a song.

05:20You have to do that.

05:21No, no, no.

05:23I'll get you ready by getting you a tent.

05:26Mr. Agha, he's a joker.

05:27You'll have to make fun of him.

05:31Give me a green note.

05:33I'll give it to you.

05:35Give me a green note.

05:37I'll give it to you.

05:40I'm earning for you.

05:45He's earning for you.

05:46Why don't you break it?

05:51What have you started?

05:52You're lucky.

05:53God has given you a beautiful face.

05:54Look at Naseebo Lal.

05:55He's so successful.

05:56I earn more than Naseebo Lal.

05:59You must have a number.

06:00You must have a phone.

06:01Look at him.

06:02He's playing with kids' likes.

06:05He's playing with kids' likes.

06:07Now he's a big shot.

06:09I'm not playing with you.

06:13I'll give you ration.

06:15Keep the ration with you.

06:17You need it more.

06:19He's talking nonsense.

06:20Give it to me.

06:21He's wearing a colorful coat.

06:25He's playing with you.

06:26He'll give me money.

06:28I won't give him love.

06:29I'll give him all the money.

06:32He's right.

06:33Take it.

06:35He's playing with kids' likes.

06:40Give me green notes.

06:41He wants to play with you.

06:43That's why I called you.

06:45To talk to you.

06:46He's right.

06:48Come on.

06:49He used to watch you on TV.

06:52He's a shameless man.

06:55Did he clean your floor?

06:58You should ask him what he's done.

07:00Write my number.

07:02Why?

07:02Why should I write your number?

07:03Write it.

07:04He'll give you charity.

07:07He's a talent.

07:09He's not a talent.

07:10He's shameless.

07:12He'll give you 2,000 rupees.

07:14Get lost.

07:17Why are you angry?

07:18You don't look angry at all.

07:22I've heard that people turn red in anger.

07:24You've turned black.

07:26Get lost.

07:27Get lost.

07:28I'll teach you a lesson.

07:29A lesson?

07:31I don't know what she's doing.

07:35I'm going to put bricks in your car.

07:37You don't know which car I'm driving.

07:39I don't know which car you're driving.

07:43Give me 100 rupees.

07:45You've given me a lot of money.

07:47You can't take money from me.

07:50This is for my expenses.

07:53Can't you do any work?

07:55He's from your village.

07:58I can give him money.

07:59I can give him money.

08:00But, I hate beggars.

08:02Even beggars hate you.

08:15Give me something. I'll sing a song for you.

08:17Give me a pen.

08:19Give her a pen.

08:21Give me gold.

08:23Give me gold.

08:25Give me gold.

08:26Give me gold.

08:28No, no. You give me gold.

08:29Give me gold.

08:30I'll sing a song for you.

08:35Chaudhary, give me this.

08:37This is a beautiful jacket.

08:38Don't wear this jacket.

08:39It'll become a diaper for girls.

08:41Get lost.

08:42What happened?

08:42Don't you have any work?

08:44I've given the pen to the committee.

08:47Give me your heart.

08:49Give me your heart.

08:50I don't care about your heart.

08:53It's been three months.

08:55I don't get my salary.

08:56I don't have money.

08:58Give me something.

09:00Give me Rs. 500.

09:00Give me Rs. 400.

09:07Ladies and gentlemen, this was a short break.

09:08We'll meet again after the break.

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