Saleem Albela Kay Ganay Mein Agha Majid Aur Marhoom Ki Be-Basi Bayan

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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum.

00:01Walaikum-as-salam, sir.

00:02You look very happy.

00:04Sir, believe me, I've had 12 of them in my life.

00:06How?

00:07I'm so happy that I won't be wearing shoes today.

00:10No, yes.

00:11No, no.

00:12I'll wear shoes, but I'll wear them tomorrow.

00:16Okay, okay, okay.

00:17So, do you fight a lot?

00:19No, sir, we don't fight.

00:21Well, there's always a little fight in conversations.

00:24Sir, obviously, where there's love, there's always a fight.

00:27Yes, okay.

00:28And when there's a fight, because women are physically weak,

00:33so sometimes they get tired of arguing,

00:35and they might have held your collar once or twice.

00:37Obviously, I'm married, sir.

00:39He might have held your collar a thousand times.

00:41Yes, that's right.

00:42He might have hit you a thousand times with his shoes.

00:44He might have abused you a thousand times.

00:46Yes, but he should have given you food on time.

00:49Sir, why should he give me food on time?

00:50She's not my servant, she's my wife.

00:52Oh.

00:53Then what are you most concerned about?

00:55Anything.

00:56Really?

00:58Well, the thing is, when she's happy, she hits me.

01:00And when she's hitting me, she's even happier and hits me more.

01:04Sir, why did you marry her?

01:05To keep your wife happy?

01:06She doesn't speak a word.

01:09She's so happy.

01:10That's why you should call home.

01:12Your wife isn't happy, I'll stay outside.

01:15Okay, tell me, sister,

01:16slaps, kicks, kicks,

01:18which is your most lethal weapon?

01:20My tongue.

01:27Look, I can't tell you the truth today.

01:29Can you tell me the time?

01:30Time?

01:32If you say,

01:33I'll come home at 12.30,

01:35and at 12.30,

01:36I'll beat you up.

01:39Okay, you want to beat him up?

01:42Whom do you want to beat up?

01:43Whom?

01:44Whom do you want to abuse?

01:45Whom?

01:46Whom do you want to break his bones?

01:47Whom?

01:48He's your husband, not me.

01:51What do you think is the worst thing about your husband?

01:54What do you think?

01:55That I'm alive.

01:58How long after marriage did you beat him up for the first time?

02:01Oh, no, no,

02:02I started beating him up right away.

02:04After 3, 4, 5, 10 minutes.

02:08Still, it's a blessing of God

02:10that he's been naked for so long.

02:12No, no, he was wearing a bra, I know.

02:15Love marriage?

02:16Yes.

02:17Sir, is there so much blessing in a marriage?

02:21Anyway,

02:22this is a sign of a strong relationship.

02:25You know,

02:26after a fight,

02:28after marriage,

02:30the relationship between husband and wife

02:32is just like

02:34the bones in a human body.

02:36You must have seen that

02:38when people learn karate or other martial arts,

02:43they hit very hard on the stone.

02:46This causes hairline fractures in the bone.

02:49But when the bone is repaired,

02:52it becomes stronger than before.

02:54If you read books on relationships,

02:57you'll realize that

02:59it doesn't depend on how many fights you had,

03:03how many times you fought.

03:06The real wonder is

03:08how strong your reconciliation became.

03:11Wow.

03:12When you reconcile,

03:14do it with your heart.

03:16Reconcile with your heart.

03:18Otherwise, in a house where there are no fights,

03:20Agha sir, there are no fights in the house.

03:22Why not?

03:23Because it's a flower.

03:24Oh, really?

03:25If you tie a banana to a tea pot,

03:27it looks like a parrot.

03:29My bad luck.

03:31My bad luck.

03:33I'll go and get some water.

03:40What gift did you give her

03:42on your first wedding anniversary?

03:43You're married too.

03:44Don't you know about this?

03:46Why should Malaika know about such a family story?

03:49She knows all the stories of every family.

03:52She knows everything.

03:54She found out that Jeera is divorced.

03:56She said, Jeera and I are married.

03:58She said, yes, yes, yes.

03:59It's true. She's married to Sheera.

04:01By the way,

04:02jokes will continue on one side.

04:04Yes.

04:05She doesn't speak.

04:07Give me a drink, brother.

04:09Vee. Vee.

04:10Vee?

04:11Vee?

04:14You tell me,

04:15what problems do you think he has?

04:17Mr. Haroon,

04:18no one can sit with him

04:19and watch TV properly for two minutes.

04:22He breathes like this.

04:24Why do you breathe?

04:25He has a small leg.

04:26He has a inhaler.

04:29Did you just hear his breathing?

04:31No, I didn't.

04:32His breathing...

04:33I mean,

04:34I'm tired of his breathing.

04:36Okay, then this must also happen.

04:38He must say this sometimes.

04:39Yes.

04:40You must be tired of him too.

04:41Yes, that's what he does.

04:43But she hits me on one thing

04:44and that's very justified.

04:45What?

04:46When I sleep,

04:47she'll slap me and wake me up.

04:48Why?

04:49She'll say,

04:50why is there blood running in your veins?

04:51Hey.

04:53He has the same old behavior.

04:55He'll say,

04:56I'll wake you up.

04:58What's the sound of his veins?

05:00Shh, shh, shh.

05:01His veins are like cat's blood.

05:06By the way,

05:07what's this?

05:08I feel bad for his blood running in his veins.

05:10Yes.

05:11I feel bad for him breathing.

05:12Okay, Mr. Haroon,

05:13how does he drink tea?

05:14Like a thief.

05:15He doesn't even let a single sound come out.

05:17I think

05:18he's addicted to tea.

05:21Mr. Haroon,

05:22the objections she's making...

05:23Yes, yes.

05:24She'll shoot him

05:25if he takes a pot in front of her.

05:28Sir, I've seen Goga Jidda's face.

05:30Yes.

05:31She's your sister.

05:32Yes, yes.

05:33He goes home,

05:34holds a vapor

05:35and makes her hold it.

05:36Sir, one day,

05:37Goga's head exploded.

05:38I said, what happened to Goga?

05:39He said,

05:40your sister is learning karate.

05:42Okay,

05:43what was your first fight about?

05:45Mr. Haroon,

05:46it was the day of the wedding.

05:47And he had brought food.

05:48On the stage.

05:49Yes.

05:50He hid the first bite.

05:51Okay.

05:52He hid it in such a way

05:53that

05:54he wasn't able to shut his mouth.

05:55That means

05:56you must be fed up of his karate.

05:57No,

05:58I'm not fed up of his karate.

05:59Then?

06:00So much silence,

06:01so much silence

06:02that I start getting terrified.

06:04Okay,

06:05but he hit me with a vapor.

06:06Okay.

06:07Sir,

06:08my head was spinning.

06:09He said,

06:10what are you doing?

06:12Okay,

06:13when he drinks water,

06:14does it make a sound?

06:16Oh, God!

06:17I told him

06:18that I can't live

06:19with you.

06:20Okay,

06:21there's only one solution

06:22to your Muslim style.

06:23What?

06:24You shouldn't breathe.

06:25Your heart shouldn't beat.

06:26And there shouldn't be blood in your veins.

06:27And your eyes shouldn't twitch.

06:28Yes,

06:29your eyes shouldn't twitch.

06:30Your eyes should close.

06:31Your blood should stop.

06:32Your breath should stop.

06:33Yes.

06:34He's absolutely right.

06:35And because of this,

06:36I died once.

06:37Really?

06:38He said,

06:39what's wrong with you?

06:40He hit me with a vapor

06:41and I woke up.

06:42Sir,

06:43I was sleeping one day

06:44and I felt something heavy

06:45on my face.

06:46Then?

06:47Sir,

06:48he hit me with a heel shoe.

06:49Why?

06:50He said,

06:51what are you doing

06:52with your heart?

06:53This is not a fight

06:54that you should fight.

06:55Then?

06:56This is not a hobby.

06:57Really?

06:58Yes,

06:59sir,

07:00really.

07:01I can't speak.

07:02I can't speak.

07:03Haroon sir,

07:04I can't take it anymore.

07:05What happened?

07:06I can hear water.

07:07I can't hear water.

07:08No.

07:09Where is it coming from?

07:10From his knees.

07:12Why doesn't he call me?

07:14Abhay,

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07:31Abhay,

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