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Agha Majid Ki Tasveer Dikha Kar Log Sarkon Par Mangnay Lagay
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9/28/2024
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00:00
Jeeb...
00:02
What?
00:04
Masheed Danish bhai.
00:05
Haroon sahib, we have a lovely audience with us.
00:09
What's wrong with you?
00:11
Why do you have so much hair on your face?
00:13
The parlour is closed.
00:16
Please come to the audience.
00:17
Assalamualaikum.
00:18
Waalaikumassalam.
00:19
I want to read a poem.
00:20
You must have a name.
00:22
Fiza.
00:23
Fiza.
00:24
Yes, please recite it.
00:25
Will you eat this khichdi?
00:29
Will you go to the office on an empty stomach?
00:32
Wow.
00:34
What will happen if you smell the garlic?
00:37
Will you take after your mother and sister?
00:40
Wow.
00:43
There was a fly in the milk, not a rat.
00:46
Will you wash your hands and fall back?
00:48
Wow.
00:50
What will happen if all the rotis are burnt?
00:53
What will happen if you don't even take a bite?
00:56
What will happen if you rub neem leaves on your forehead?
00:59
What will you eat if you don't eat this?
01:02
Wow.
01:04
There was a piece of wheat in the house.
01:06
The goat ate that too.
01:08
What will happen if you eat a piece of corn?
01:11
Wow.
01:13
What will happen if I make onion halwa for you?
01:15
Will you cut my nose while I'm hungry?
01:18
Wow.
01:20
Very good.
01:23
Very good.
01:25
Did you write this?
01:26
My brother wrote it.
01:27
Is your brother married?
01:28
No.
01:29
Next.
01:30
Hello.
01:31
Hello.
01:32
My name is Khizrai.
01:33
Yes.
01:34
I would like to dedicate a poem to Ma'am Laika.
01:35
What is this?
01:37
This is a difficult one.
01:39
Fan following.
01:40
That's fine, but the sister...
01:42
But she is deceased.
01:44
Yes, please recite it.
01:46
Some people don't even meet even after leaving.
01:49
Some people...
01:50
Some people don't even meet even after leaving.
01:52
They don't complain about their fate.
01:54
Spring comes on every branch.
01:56
Spring comes on every branch.
01:58
But flowers don't bloom on every branch.
02:01
Wow.
02:02
Wow.
02:03
Ma'am Laika, this was a great poem.
02:06
This was a great poem for you.
02:09
She tried to make you understand.
02:11
Spring has passed.
02:13
No flowers will bloom again.
02:15
It's the season of leaves.
02:17
This is what you said, right?
02:18
Yes.
02:19
Yes.
02:24
Usually kids have a top personality.
02:28
That's right.
02:29
For IT people, say Steve Jobs.
02:34
Bill Gates.
02:35
Yeah, Bill Gates.
02:36
Jeff Bezos.
02:38
Jeff Bezos.
02:39
Any other kids?
02:41
What?
02:42
Agha Majid.
02:43
Yes.
02:44
So, the kids whose ideal is us.
02:46
We will be the ones to cry.
02:47
You should take the kids' ideas.
02:49
I think it's a good thing.
02:53
Mr. Niagara, it's still early in the morning.
02:57
Let's go.
02:58
Then we'll have to wait for a few more days.
03:04
Hello, my name is Nazima and I would like to recite a couplet.
03:07
Yes, Nazima, please recite the couplet.
03:09
If we meet again, I will tell you
03:11
I will trouble you like this
03:12
I will snatch your love from you
03:14
I have made you cry
03:16
You couldn't bear the pain
03:18
You couldn't speak
03:20
You couldn't stay away from me
03:22
I will trouble you like this
03:23
I will find a way
03:25
I will cure your pain
03:27
I won't ask for anything else
03:28
Wow, wow, wow.
03:32
Very good. Yes.
03:33
Hello, my name is Muhammad Usman
03:36
and I would like to recite a couplet.
03:38
Please recite it.
03:38
I know all the ways of hatred
03:41
Okay.
03:42
I know all the ways of hatred
03:46
I know how to keep a heart and get angry
03:49
I know all the ways of hatred
03:52
I know how to keep a heart and get angry
03:55
And those of you who leave tea after seeing the heat
03:59
Now you will teach us how to be loyal.
04:01
Wow, wow, wow.
04:03
Has anyone ever been unfaithful to you?
04:06
No, sir, this is not the case.
04:07
Then why are people blaming you?
04:09
Hello.
04:10
Hello.
04:11
My name is Abuzar.
04:12
Yes, Abuzar.
04:13
And I would like to recite a couplet for you.
04:15
Oh, beloved
04:18
I apologize in advance.
04:20
Oh, beloved
04:25
Oh, beloved
04:30
Wow, wow.
04:31
Why did you start flying?
04:36
Where did this crazy heart come from?
04:47
Oh, beloved
04:53
Oh, beloved
04:55
Wow, wow, wow.
04:57
Wow, wow, wow.
04:59
Oh, beloved
05:01
Wow, wow.
05:03
Very good.
05:04
Very good.
05:05
Small number.
05:06
Very good.
05:07
But there is one thing.
05:08
What?
05:09
13 out of 13 surahs were correct.
05:13
This is very good.
05:14
All the surahs were correct.
05:15
And if you work a few more years,
05:16
God willing, it will be even better.
05:18
Okay, next, next.
05:19
Hello.
05:20
Yes, hello.
05:21
My name is Mahmood Imtiaz.
05:22
Yes.
05:23
And I will play a little bit of Chota Kudu.
05:25
Okay, the Kudu that Mr. Agha plays here.
05:27
Yes.
05:28
His younger brother.
05:29
Sir, come here.
05:30
The younger brother has come.
05:31
Wow, wow, wow.
05:32
Very good.
05:36
Greetings, sir.
05:37
Greetings.
05:38
I am Chota Kudu, sir.
05:40
You are Chota Kudu.
05:41
Are you Kudu's younger brother?
05:42
Yes, sir.
05:43
So what have you brought for us today?
05:45
Sir, it is very difficult to get this place.
05:47
Okay.
05:48
So I showed outside that I want to meet Mr. Kudu.
05:51
I want to meet Mr. Kudu.
05:52
Here I came to know that his name is Agha Majid.
05:55
Okay.
05:56
So sir, he left me here.
05:58
Okay, okay, okay.
05:59
He left you here.
06:00
Yes.
06:01
So do you know who Kudu is?
06:03
I won't tell you, sir.
06:04
I won't tell you.
06:06
I had promised my mother that I will come to my brother's wedding.
06:10
I will give money.
06:11
She didn't send me anything.
06:12
Kudu, Kudu.
06:13
Kudu, you are my friend, right?
06:15
Yes.
06:16
I want to hit you with that.
06:20
I have thought about it.
06:21
Sir, don't worry.
06:22
People are asking for your pictures in the streets.
06:26
Let them ask.
06:27
They are asking.
06:28
Let them ask.
06:29
They are asking.
06:30
They are asking.
06:31
They are asking.
06:32
Should I give them money?
06:34
Should I give them money?
06:35
I have prepared such a sketch.
06:36
Yes, it is good.
06:37
Very good.
06:38
Very good.
06:39
Very good.
06:41
Where did you get this picture from?
06:43
No sir, I got it printed from Sialkot.
06:45
Oh.
06:47
Mr. Agha.
06:48
Hug him.
06:49
Get up.
06:50
Hug him.
06:51
Hug him.
06:52
Come.
06:53
Wow.
06:54
Very good.
06:55
Anima.
06:56
Kudur Mask.
06:57
Wow.
07:00
Very good.
07:01
Wow.
07:02
Wow.
07:03
Very good.
07:05
Thank you very much.
07:07
Hello.
07:08
Hello.
07:09
Did you bring Sialkot for me?
07:11
Now you will know that you are a big Kudu.
07:15
Take the bag of Rs. 100 that you gave me.
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