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Malaika, Haroon Rafiq Kay Pas Agha Majid Ka Rishta Lay Ayi
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1/12/2025
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00:00
Hoshi yaariyaan, Hoshi yaariyaan.
00:03
Welcome back, viewers.
00:04
Goga, what are your thoughts on what I said in the monologue today?
00:08
What is this?
00:09
Who is it?
00:10
The barrier was broken again today.
00:12
So, we had to close the door.
00:13
There is no one at home.
00:15
You are the only one at home.
00:17
Mr. Arun has gone to get curd.
00:19
You open the door.
00:22
Sir, she has gone to get eggs.
00:24
No, mom has come to the kitchen. Open the door.
00:27
Don't come inside, Amanak. He has started singing.
00:30
I will break your bones. Open the door once.
00:34
Open the door more.
00:35
Yes, I will open it.
00:36
Open the door.
00:39
What is this?
00:43
Oh, God!
00:45
Yes.
00:45
Greetings.
00:47
How are you?
00:49
You have come inside.
00:50
I am happy that you have come home.
00:52
Are you happy?
00:54
She is not happy. She must have gone to the bathroom.
00:58
What is this?
01:00
I have come to get you married.
01:03
Come inside.
01:04
Look at her.
01:05
Look at her.
01:06
Then you start with me.
01:07
I will lock the door.
01:10
Ma'am, you have come to the wrong place.
01:12
There is no bachelor here.
01:14
No, ma'am. I won't go out.
01:19
Ma'am, you start with me.
01:21
No, let me get married first.
01:22
I want to get married.
01:24
I didn't open the door for you.
01:27
I won't go out without getting married.
01:29
Do one thing. Get a chair for me.
01:32
What is your name?
01:33
Farhana.
01:34
Get a chair for Farhana.
01:36
You have good relations.
01:38
Yes.
01:38
They are very good.
01:39
Yes.
01:39
You come on my chair.
01:41
You are great.
01:43
Give it to me.
01:43
You get married first.
01:44
You don't even let me sit on the chair.
01:47
Thank you very much.
01:49
Farhana, sit down.
01:51
Ma'am, you don't get good relations these days.
01:54
You should get good relations.
01:56
You asked for a chair.
01:57
I asked for a table.
01:58
Where is the register?
01:59
Get me a table, glass and jug.
02:01
Get me a table.
02:02
Get me a table.
02:03
You want to get married.
02:04
Are you going to open the door or not?
02:06
Where is the register?
02:07
I will open it.
02:08
I don't have that much weight.
02:09
Look, you are putting us in a problem.
02:12
Should I get you a table and chair?
02:15
Give me the table.
02:16
Give it to me.
02:18
No one will stay here.
02:20
No one will stay here.
02:21
No one will stay here.
02:22
No one will stay here.
02:24
Everyone is married.
02:25
You can get married again.
02:27
You can get married again.
02:29
There is no problem.
02:30
The register is here.
02:33
This is the girl's name.
02:34
Tell me, why are you doing this?
02:36
I am giving you an option.
02:38
You can decide after that.
02:40
You don't have to pay for the marriage.
02:43
Wow.
02:44
Why are you doing this?
02:46
You are not saving money.
02:48
She wants to get her daughters married.
02:51
She wants a good man to marry her.
02:54
Do you have a proposal for Mr. Agha?
02:55
Yes, I will talk to him about it.
02:57
There will be a girl who will marry Mr. Agha.
03:00
Who told you that a girl will marry Mr. Agha?
03:03
I want to get married.
03:05
I want a good proposal.
03:06
The girl who is here, she got divorced a while ago.
03:09
Look, you have a wife, Multan.
03:11
She should be here.
03:13
You are getting someone's house demolished.
03:14
Don't you feel ashamed?
03:15
No.
03:16
No.
03:17
This is the second marriage.
03:20
This is the third marriage.
03:21
This is the fourth marriage.
03:23
I pray to God that your husband marries someone else.
03:25
I will get you married to Lata.
03:27
She will get us married to Lata.
03:29
Let it be.
03:31
It's been so long.
03:33
No one has brought tea for me.
03:35
Do you drink tea?
03:36
How can I? I am diabetic.
03:39
People who are diabetic drink tea without sugar.
03:43
Then get me some tea, Haroon.
03:46
I am diabetic.
03:47
Okay, I will get you some tea.
03:49
I want to do something.
03:51
Yes.
03:52
I want a good proposal.
03:53
I want a good family.
03:55
I want a well-educated girl.
03:56
She is well-educated.
03:57
This is what the girl's family has asked for.
04:01
Listen to me.
04:03
You earn a lot.
04:05
Yes.
04:05
You are rich.
04:06
I don't want to get married to someone who earns a lot.
04:08
You will do it after a while.
04:11
People only look at the money these days.
04:13
They don't look at the face.
04:14
What did you say?
04:16
I mean, you are a good man.
04:19
You are a great man.
04:21
You will get a good proposal.
04:23
Yes.
04:24
I am telling you that your life will be full of happiness.
04:27
Girl, you will impress me with your prayers.
04:29
This is what I want.
04:30
She is beautiful.
04:31
Show me.
04:32
Look at her.
04:33
She is beautiful.
04:34
Show me.
04:35
Look at her.
04:35
She is beautiful.
04:36
Wow, show me.
04:37
Look at her.
04:38
She is beautiful.
04:39
Wow, show me.
04:40
She is beautiful.
04:41
She is beautiful.
04:41
I think she is married.
04:44
Absolutely settled.
04:46
Four boys will go to America with her.
04:48
Wow.
04:48
Wow.
04:49
Four girls.
04:51
With her?
04:52
You will have four.
04:54
You will have two.
04:55
Your husband will have six.
04:58
Mr. Agha, this is a good proposal.
05:00
Four girls will go to America with her.
05:02
Yes.
05:02
And you will go to Pakistan with her.
05:05
You will make a great couple.
05:07
Tell the girl
05:08
that the boy moves his legs a lot under the table.
05:11
No problem.
05:12
No problem.
05:12
I will move the whole car.
05:14
Wow.
05:15
Wow.
05:16
They are equal.
05:17
Look, if it is a good proposal..
05:19
Yes.
05:19
..then I accept it on behalf of Mr. Agha.
05:21
Sir, I mean..
05:23
I will get married..
05:24
Children don't speak. Elders are speaking.
05:25
Okay, uncle. Okay.
05:27
He agreed.
05:28
There is one thing.
05:28
Yes.
05:29
You have said that she is beautiful and has a good character.
05:32
Absolutely.
05:33
These should be both.
05:34
Both.
05:34
Are there any conditions or conditions
05:36
regarding our child?
05:37
Mr. Agha, if you want to get married
05:39
then give me a girl's name quietly.
05:42
First, get four young boys and then get a girl's name.
05:47
I have a relation with Prabha.
05:48
Okay, listen to me.
05:49
Yes, ma'am.
05:50
Are you done?
05:51
Ma'am, I am done with two.
05:52
I am done with two.
05:55
If you are done with two, then what is the difference
05:57
between the third house?
05:57
I don't care.
05:58
In the name of God, do it.
06:01
Is the girl Hina?
06:02
Not Hina.
06:03
Someone else.
06:04
Her mother's name is not Hina.
06:06
Samina.
06:07
Tell her that I was saying I love you, Samina.
06:10
Hey!
06:11
Not this either.
06:12
A tall girl, tall, smart,
06:15
her height is at least six feet.
06:18
Wow!
06:19
Six feet?
06:20
No, a six feet girl is not sitting with Mr. Salim.
06:23
I didn't mean six feet, son.
06:25
I was just saying.
06:25
Then wash these three girls.
06:30
Is there any shortcoming in this relation?
06:32
There is no shortcoming.
06:33
I am saying that she has all the qualities.
06:35
Did you ask her children?
06:36
Talim, the girl is so beautiful for you
06:40
that you can see her body when you drink water.
06:42
I understood. She is cold.
06:45
Her neck is like a bottle.
06:46
This is all because of the goat.
06:49
There is only one shortcoming.
06:51
What?
06:51
She is very educated.
06:52
She doesn't have teeth.
06:54
She has teeth.
06:55
What did you sell her?
06:56
Okay, she has teeth.
06:58
But what kind of meat and bones does she have?
07:01
I got her married.
07:03
Yes.
07:04
I didn't take a single rupee from her.
07:06
She gave me a ring made of gold.
07:08
She took it from me.
07:09
Oh, wow.
07:10
I don't take money from anyone.
07:11
No, son.
07:12
Gold is not for money.
07:15
Did you lie about the relation you just told Salim?
07:18
I must have said something small.
07:20
I told Salim that she is six feet tall.
07:22
You said she is six feet tall.
07:23
Yes.
07:23
Six feet?
07:24
Then she must be four feet tall.
07:26
Yes, she must be one and a half feet tall.
07:27
Where is the goat?
07:29
Mr. Agha said that she has four children.
07:32
Tell me the truth. How many children does she have?
07:33
She doesn't have four. She has more than that.
07:35
She must have eight children.
07:36
But she has four children.
07:37
The one who showed me the proposal?
07:39
Yes.
07:40
Get me married quickly.
07:41
I am going to be 16 years old.
07:47
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a short break.
07:49
We will meet again after the break.
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