Madahun Kay Aashar, Haroon Rafiq Aur Hoshyarian Kay Nam

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00:00Hoshi yaariyaan, hoshi yaariyaan

00:03Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back.

00:05Salma, how are you?

00:06I'm good.

00:07What are you dressed up as today?

00:09Mr. Arun fulfilled his parents' wish.

00:11What?

00:11His mother said,

00:12if you have only one daughter,

00:13you should have at least one son.

00:14Give him a 500 paise pass

00:16and give him another 500 paise.

00:18His mother said,

00:19I brought him up.

00:20His father said,

00:20I brought him up.

00:22This poor guy got bored and dressed up.

00:24Why?

00:25His father said,

00:25he went to me.

00:26His mother said,

00:26he went to me.

00:28So, he has been brought up by the society.

00:34Today, he is going to sing two songs.

00:36Okay.

00:36He will sing this song to the people over here,

00:38Chupke Chupke Raat Din Aansu Bahana Yaad Hai.

00:40Okay.

00:41And to the people over there,

00:42My Name is Sheela, Sheela Ki Do.

00:45So, today we are going to meet

00:47a double personality.

00:48Safdar Babli.

00:49Yay!

00:52I was thinking,

00:53if he doesn't get a 500 paise pass,

00:54he will get a divorce.

00:58Sir, I want to ask you a question.

01:00Does a man get delicate

01:01as soon as he puts on lipstick?

01:02I don't know.

01:04Why, Mr. Saleem?

01:07No, no, sir.

01:08He doesn't just know how to put on lipstick.

01:09He also knows how to spit.

01:12He spits like a dead person.

01:19Let's go to the audience.

01:20Please stop this joke.

01:22Come, come.

01:22Let's go.

01:23Greetings.

01:24Greetings.

01:25My name is Dr. Satya.

01:26My name is Dr. Sajid.

01:27And I am a pharmacist.

01:29Oh, wow.

01:30I am very happy to be on your show today.

01:33What is the reason, sir?

01:34The reason is,

01:35first of all, your sweet talks.

01:37And secondly,

01:37the sweet talks of all the artists.

01:40Oh, wow.

01:43Yes, sir.

01:44I would like to tell you a quote.

01:48Quote?

01:48Quote, sir.

01:49Quote.

01:50Okay, tell him what a qualizer ring is.

01:52When I was a kid,

01:53I couldn't put on lipstick.

01:55When I was a kid,

01:55I couldn't put on lipstick.

01:59Oh, man.

01:59A qualizer ring means golden words.

02:02Gokhale Dabba has also written a qualizer ring.

02:03What?

02:04Son, be jealous, don't work.

02:07Quote, sir.

02:08That all your writing, philosophy and thinking

02:14is useless and useless

02:16if the other person is a fool.

02:18Wow.

02:20Very nice.

02:21Very nice.

02:22Very nice.

02:23Very nice.

02:24Very nice.

02:26It can be anything.

02:29Next.

02:31Hello.

02:32Hello.

02:33My name is Tukir Ahmed and I am from Depalpur.

02:35I would like to recite a poem.

02:37Go ahead.

02:38They say,

02:39what if he is unfaithful?

02:41What if he is unfaithful?

02:42Don't say bad things about him.

02:44Whatever happened, happened.

02:45May God keep him happy.

02:46If you can't see him,

02:47stay in search of him.

02:48If you can see him,

02:49turn around and look for him.

02:51He is crazy.

02:52Yes, on one hand...

02:53He is searching for him.

02:54He is searching for him.

02:55If you find him...

02:56He is crazy.

02:57He is crazy.

02:57He is from Depalpur, not Siddhania.

02:59Where did he come from?

03:01Sir, we were talking about air hostesses.

03:03When you are on a plane,

03:05you don't need an extra seat belt.

03:07No, no.

03:07They make me a cargo.

03:14It's time for music.

03:16Yes.

03:17And let's see

03:19which parody song

03:20Shehroz has brought for us.

03:22This get-up is very interesting.

03:24Let's listen to the song.

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