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Saleem Albela Kay Halat Tang Rikshaw Chalanay Shuru Kardiya - Hoshyarian

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00:00Hoshi yaariyaan, Hoshi yaariyaan

00:03Welcome back, viewers.

00:04We have the same two neighbours with us during the break.

00:08They are fighting again today.

00:09I don't know why. Let's talk to them.

00:10Assalamualaikum.

00:11Waalaikumussalam.

00:12Waalaikumussalam.

00:13Why are you so angry?

00:14You don't look good when you're angry.

00:15You should make me look like Kalyan Kalyan.

00:18But I have a question.

00:19You said that you don't look good when you're angry.

00:22Do you look good when you're not angry?

00:23Yes, yes, yes.

00:25No, I can't speak properly.

00:27May God have mercy.

00:28When I see a girl with a straight face…

00:31When you two fight, you go to the parlour first, right?

00:35Not the parlour.

00:36Har Singh and all the other girls have long, bald heads.

00:38And you have long hair.

00:39She copies me.

00:40Whenever I do my makeup, she can't tolerate it.

00:42How can you tolerate it?

00:44What?

00:44By the way, if you copy her, you do it very well.

00:47She looks exactly like you.

00:49I don't even look like a cheap copy.

00:51And you?

00:52You have a very straight face.

00:53Don't talk to me like that.

00:55Don't talk to me like that too.

00:56I'll break your nose again today.

00:58Who are you?

00:59Yes.

01:00Who are you?

01:00I am.

01:01You?

01:02Yes.

01:06Look, if I hadn't come here, I wouldn't have sold my house.

01:09No, no one would have found your house.

01:11No one would have found it.

01:12Yes.

01:13It's a big house.

01:13It's not an old house.

01:15No, it's not.

01:15I bought it from there.

01:16I gave my number to my wife.

01:18Everyone calls me, but they don't say anything about the house.

01:22I gave my WhatsApp number.

01:24WhatsApp number?

01:24I gave my WhatsApp number.

01:25No, but you still don't talk about the house on WhatsApp.

01:29I gave my number.

01:29No, but...

01:30I gave my number.

01:31No, I...

01:32Yes.

01:32I gave my number.

01:33Did you write your house on it or not?

01:37The house that you have kept dirty,

01:39you will clean it.

01:41They have made stones out of marble for you.

01:44You smell like urine.

01:47Where does urine come from?

01:48Yes.

01:49My husband has got so many beautiful tiles.

01:52My husband has made stones out of wood.

01:55What did he do?

01:56He has put a piece of wood in his mouth.

01:58He has made a door out of wood so that he can get out.

02:02He has done Iftar.

02:03I have told him that I want to eat dates.

02:05Eat dates?

02:06He has kept keys, plates and utensils for me.

02:08But he has not told me about Iftar.

02:10Okay, listen to one thing.

02:11You are being unfair.

02:12He has given you all the necessary things.

02:18Why didn't you invite him for Iftar?

02:19If I invite him, he doesn't come for the things.

02:22Really.

02:23Actually, I had to invite him.

02:25I had it in my mind when I took the utensils.

02:27I forgot about the dates.

02:31Mr. Haroon, how is it possible that I didn't have to invite him?

02:34Yes.

02:35I had to invite him.

02:36I was fasting so much.

02:38I thought I will fast and then invite him.

02:39No, you didn't fast and then invite him.

02:41I had to clean the plates.

02:43I had to eat the pieces of samosas.

02:44I remember your plates.

02:46I had to invite him when I was returning from Pandey.

02:49When so much water had accumulated in the sink,

02:50I thought I had forgotten to invite him.

02:52The sink..

02:53I had to invite him to clean the sink.

02:57Listen to me.

02:58Is this a plunger?

02:59Or did you remember this?

03:00I think this is a plumber.

03:02Why didn't you invite him?

03:03He was doing Iftar on my chest.

03:05My chest is full of thorns.

03:06I thought he had a meeting with the new Arabs.

03:10If you remembered to clean the sink,

03:12you should have sent him for Iftar.

03:14There was a shortage of space in the house.

03:16There was a shortage of space.

03:18I had invited 80 guests.

03:20There were 83 guests.

03:21This is too much.

03:22You should have invited me.

03:25You should have asked your husband to cut the tail.

03:28There was a shortage of space.

03:30You have a bad habit of bringing all your kids to my house.

03:33Oh, this is what you are talking about.

03:36Even a woman's kids are not less than 7-8 years old.

03:387-8 years old.

03:39Only 9-year-old kids are left.

03:42And if a woman's kids are not healthy,

03:45she goes home and finds a balloon.

03:46She picks it up from her pocket and says,

03:48who is this guy?

03:48Oh, my God.

03:51What do I tell you?

03:52You are my big brother.

03:53Last time, he invited me for Iftar.

03:55And he had written to me that Mr. and Mrs. are coming.

03:59Then?

03:59He brought the whole family.

04:01How?

04:01He brought his daughter-in-law,

04:03his aunt, his sister-in-law and his aunt.

04:06It's their natural instinct.

04:07They tell us where to go and what to do.

04:09We follow their instincts.

04:10Oh, no.

04:11This is too much.

04:12This is too much.

04:13This is the nature of Iftar.

04:15Why don't you accept this nature?

04:17You can't even do it once.

04:20I don't know where to go.

04:219-year-old kids are left.

04:22I have to take care of them.

04:23Where do I do Iftar?

04:24I have a dress for them.

04:28A dress?

04:29Yes.

04:29And you are asking for a tutty.

04:30I have come here to live a free life.

04:32So?

04:34The government has made everything free for me.

04:37You know, I have a lot of money.

04:44I don't have a salary.

04:46He says, he didn't get promoted.

04:47Tell me, where do I go?

04:51Now you know that your performance is getting better.

04:58I don't know how to drive a rickshaw.

05:00Look, listen to me.

05:02You drive a rickshaw at night.

05:04Your husband drives it during the day.

05:05You are right.

05:06You are driving a rickshaw in both shifts.

05:08There is nothing wrong with it.

05:09It's a great job.

05:11But change your shifts.

05:13Yes, sir.

05:14You drive it during the day.

05:15At night, you don't know if it's a man or a woman.

05:17I see.

05:17Because when a rickshaw driver starts talking,

05:19you immediately start smoking.

05:20You are right.

05:21Actually, my husband has a weak eyesight.

05:25You have a weak eyesight.

05:25You should have a pair of glasses.

05:26I have a sharp eyesight.

05:28I can see the rickshaw driver from a distance.

05:29Yes.

05:30He is a rickshaw driver.

05:30He is preparing for his home.

05:31And his husband is standing there.

05:33He has to leave from here.

05:34Sister, do one thing.

05:35Keep a separate Iftar for him.

05:37And tell him that only he is invited.

05:39Then he will make a request.

05:41You let me come today.

05:42You didn't let me eat.

05:44Tell him to fulfill his demand.

05:45I want to have my Iftar.

05:46Tell me once.

05:47What Iftar did you come for?

05:48You ate a lot of chillies.

05:50Did you fart?

05:51She is a good talker.

05:52She ate a lot of chillies.

05:53Yes.

05:55You didn't do a good job.

05:56I have to study.

05:58I have to study.

05:59I have to teach you.

06:00For what?

06:01You are a good person.

06:04You are a good person.

06:06Absolutely.

06:06You didn't invite me for Iftar.

06:07You didn't invite me for my birthday.

06:08In the last few days,

06:09his nephew got married.

06:11He was dancing alone.

06:12I was dancing inside my house.

06:14Oh.

06:15But he..

06:16Yes, his marriage, his..

06:19Why did you dance?

06:20Why his..

06:22He died.

06:22I was the first one to come.

06:24So I danced.

06:25Oh.

06:27You have been dancing all your life.

06:28You don't understand this.

06:29Listen to me.

06:30My nephew got married.

06:31He invited only selective people.

06:34Then why did he invite you?

06:35He invited only selected people.

06:37I am his aunt.

06:38I don't want to get married.

06:39You are not his aunt.

06:40You are a cat.

06:41What?

06:42You are not his aunt.

06:43I am not his aunt.

06:44I will get married to my son soon.

06:46Yes.

06:47You have been dancing for five days.

06:48I am not his aunt.

06:49If I didn't have you, I wouldn't have been able to get married.

06:54Don't do this, Shabby.

06:54His uncle says,

06:55don't touch him.

06:56Protect him.

06:57Protect him.

06:58He is my nephew's car.

06:59Old car.

07:00Old model.

07:01My nephew drives it in the morning.

07:03This is his car.

07:04May God forgive him.

07:05You are his nephew.

07:08I didn't bring him here.

07:09Talk to him.

07:10Let him talk.

07:11Do I look like your mother to you?

07:13Shut up, Shijayi.

07:14I have a car.

07:16I don't have anyone else.

07:21Do you keep an eye on the car all the time?

07:23No.

07:23I keep an eye on him.

07:24What?

07:25I hit him so many times.

07:28I hit him with a car worth Rs. 20,000.

07:29He hit me with a car worth Rs. 40,000.

07:32He is his nephew.

07:34What does your nephew do?

07:35He drives a car.

07:36Okay.

07:37I have a job.

07:39I am a teacher at Changi Police School.

07:41What do you teach the kids?

07:42I teach them to sit on their knees.

07:44Oh God.

07:45I have never seen a woman...

07:48I didn't buy this house.

07:49I just...

07:50It would be better if I saw you.

07:51I would die.

07:52I would die if I saw you.

07:53I made a video of my house.

07:55Online?

07:56Yes.

07:56Okay.

07:57It went viral.

07:58My mother came in the mirror.

08:00You don't sell the house.

08:02I won't sell it.

08:03I live in the jungle with my neighbors.

08:05Go to the jungle.

08:06You look good in the jungle.

08:07I have a net in the jungle.

08:08My monkeys know you.

08:10I will show you.

08:11I have a friend.

08:13What friend?

08:14He is a businessman.

08:15He has a rickshaw.

08:16Does he ever get an accident?

08:17I have a friend.

08:19I will make him happy.

08:20Why are you so angry?

08:22I am angry.

08:22He has nothing.

08:23What are you looking for?

08:24You are...

08:26He eats food and roams around the house.

08:28How do you know?

08:30I am the only one who knows.

08:32Oh God.

08:33He is a scoundrel.

08:34I don't know what he eats.

08:36Oh God.

08:37He is a scoundrel.

08:39I can hear his voice.

08:41I can see it in your eyes.

08:44Your walls are so thin that I can hear your voice.

08:47No, I can't.

08:48I live in a three-story house.

08:50You can live in a three-story house.

08:50I can live in a two-story house.

08:52I live in a three-story house.

08:53I can live in a two-story house.

08:54Who told you this?

08:56Who told you this?

08:57You are an old man.

08:58I am not an old man.

08:58The government is cleaning the house.

09:01I will clean your house too.

09:02Oh God.

09:02Why have you made this place?

09:04To park the car.

09:05To park the car.

09:06This is too much.

09:07Do you make requests these days?

09:09This is a father's house.

09:10You make a request.

09:11I told you, sister Maryam.

09:12I will bring you to her function.

09:14Really?

09:15Yes.

09:15That's great.

09:21Viewers, we will take a short break.

09:23We will meet again after the break.

Saleem Albela Kay Halat Tang Rikshaw Chalanay Shuru Kardiya - Hoshyarian

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