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Saleem Albela Aur Goga Pasroori Ban Gaye Jaraim Kay Dushman
ARY NEWS
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9/29/2024
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00:00
This is our segment, Time Machine.
00:01
Wow!
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The personality that I am thinking of calling today
00:10
and I have been preparing for it since childhood.
00:13
Wow!
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When I was in my 8th grade,
00:19
our school taught us a book.
00:23
The writer of that book was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
00:27
Yes.
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He wrote a lot of things.
00:31
But he made a fictional character
00:36
which does not exist.
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He named him Sherlock Holmes.
00:42
Oh, wow!
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He is a private detective.
00:47
He helps the police and the royal family.
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He is British.
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When I read that book, I think his name was Dancing Man.
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The first story.
00:59
There is a man who gets letters
01:01
on which a dancing man is written.
01:03
Okay.
01:04
Sherlock decodes it.
01:08
He has to decode the code
01:11
in which there is a dancing man.
01:13
Sometimes, he lifts a leg.
01:15
Sometimes, he makes a dance step.
01:16
Okay.
01:17
What does it mean?
01:19
He decodes it.
01:21
He fascinated me so much
01:26
that this character, Sherlock Holmes,
01:28
is the most adapted character
01:32
for stories, films, dramas,
01:38
series and theatres in the world.
01:42
He is the most adopted character.
01:45
He is the most shown character.
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It is possible that
01:50
if there is a series
01:52
which I have not seen,
01:54
I am a fan of this man.
01:56
So, I thought
01:57
why not call that character in front of you today.
02:00
Then make a short story so that he can go back there.
02:04
Mr. Haroon, Benedict Cumberbatch has done a great job
02:07
in the character of Sherlock Holmes.
02:09
Okay, what you have said
02:11
is what I have felt.
02:13
Wow!
02:14
I mean, he has done a great job.
02:16
He has done justice.
02:17
I thought Robert Downey Jr. has done a great job.
02:20
But Cumberbatch has done a great job.
02:24
He has done a great job.
02:25
Mr. Agha has understood only Cumber.
02:30
I would have painted him as Jahil Jaya.
02:32
I have seen all three seasons of Netflix.
02:35
Wow!
02:36
He is saying that he has seen all three seasons.
02:38
Okay, tell me the name of the villain.
02:39
Moriarty.
02:40
Wow!
02:42
Wow!
02:43
Moriarty is known as Fatty Alty.
02:47
By the way, I feel that until Dr. Watson comes
02:49
with Sherlock Holmes, it will be incomplete.
02:52
Okay, let's do one thing.
02:53
Let's call his friend, his roommate..
02:56
Okay.
02:57
..his partner and his actually fictional publisher.
03:01
Let's call Dr. Watson. What do you think?
03:04
Let's call him.
03:04
Let's call him.
03:12
Ladies, brothers and few others.
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I present to you, Mr. Sherlock Holmes.
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Wow!
03:23
Come.
03:24
Wow!
03:26
Come.
03:27
Hello, Sherlock Holmes.
03:29
Dr. Watson.
03:32
You too, Dr. Watson.
03:35
Come back.
03:37
Sherlock.
03:38
Sherlock will be incomplete.
03:40
Call him. Let's call Dr. Watson.
03:42
I didn't like him.
03:44
Call him. Call my friend.
03:45
Hi.
03:46
Come, Dr. Watson.
03:49
Welcome.
03:49
He is in trouble, sir.
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I have brought a chair for Dr. Watson.
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Let it be.
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First of all, let me introduce you to Chanjardhi Pawarchand.
04:03
Please be seated.
04:05
Thank you very much.
04:06
How did you call me?
04:08
I called you because I am your biggest fan.
04:13
You know, I have a good sense.
04:17
Yes.
04:17
I have caught many thieves and robbers.
04:20
Yes.
04:20
I have caught many frauds.
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I have caught many murderers too.
04:23
Yes, of course.
04:24
My friend, Dr. Watson.
04:27
Yes.
04:27
He was my client.
04:28
Are you working on a case these days?
04:31
Yes, I am working on a case.
04:33
On which case?
04:35
A robber has been murdered at a place.
04:38
Oh, okay.
04:39
I went there.
04:40
Why?
04:42
The problem was very bad.
04:43
And your lantern is being kept at another place.
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That's why you are working there.
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Because the murderer can't be there.
04:48
Yes.
04:50
He has left his job.
04:51
Okay.
04:53
So where are you looking for him?
04:54
Now I am looking for him.
04:57
With a gun.
04:58
Oh.
04:59
He does the same.
05:00
He plays with words.
05:01
Yes.
05:01
He will never give you the right answer.
05:04
He will always keep you busy.
05:06
He will do such things that you will be surprised.
05:08
Yes.
05:09
Sometimes he will jump from a building.
05:10
Yes.
05:11
Sometimes he will drop himself in the water.
05:13
Sometimes he will break your friendship.
05:15
Because he knows that he is going to be attacked.
05:17
Yes.
05:17
And the reason is not that he is leaving Watson.
05:20
He is ending his friendship.
05:22
So that he doesn't get attacked.
05:24
So that he is there.
05:25
And I can observe who is doing it.
05:27
Listen, if I am not speaking.
05:28
Yes.
05:29
Then you can play the pipani and chase the rats.
05:34
Listen.
05:34
I have recognized you.
05:36
Yes.
05:37
You are greedy for food.
05:38
Why don't you chase the dogs?
05:41
I have recognized you once.
05:43
You are making fun of me.
05:44
He has become very funny.
05:46
No.
05:47
Listen.
05:47
I can say that he is very..
05:48
You are making fun of me.
05:50
You do this.
05:51
He is very talented.
05:52
He is a very stylish artist.
05:53
Thank you very much.
05:54
He is very conscious because of his hair.
05:56
Ask him. No.
05:57
No.
05:58
How do you know?
05:59
When he sees someone's hair, he cries.
06:01
He is sad.
06:02
He is sad.
06:05
He is like Sharlak Dhana or Najumi Faiyaz Ali Shah.
06:10
This is what I mean.
06:11
My sixth sense has worked very well.
06:13
The boy sitting behind his moustache.
06:15
Yes.
06:16
I can tell you that his hair is not his own.
06:20
This is amazing.
06:22
Very good.
06:23
From such a long distance.
06:25
I am your true fan.
06:27
How did you guess this?
06:29
I watch your show secretly.
06:33
And the boy sitting next to him..
06:34
He is called Amanat.
06:36
Yes.
06:37
Because of him, your show got stopped.
06:41
I forgot to introduce him to you.
06:44
No problem. You can talk to him.
06:47
Okay.
06:48
I will..
06:48
Hello.
06:50
I was asking him to introduce him to me.
06:51
Okay.
06:52
This router is so big.
06:54
It can fit a man's pant.
06:57
Mr. Arun.
06:58
The man who has a pen.
07:00
Yes.
07:01
He writes poetry.
07:02
Yes.
07:03
Wow.
07:04
How do you know?
07:05
He watches our show.
07:06
No, I brought a pen with me.
07:08
Wow.
07:09
He is Shah Rukh Khan.
07:11
He looks like Khuda Khan.
07:13
Very good.
07:14
You are all cowards.
07:17
Sir, you didn't introduce me properly.
07:19
Actually, I am genetically British.
07:22
Yes, tell him. Otherwise, we won't know.
07:25
No.
07:26
You are not a native British.
07:28
Native?
07:30
Sir, you don't know.
07:33
Malaika and I are big fans of Sherlock Holmes.
07:36
Wow.
07:38
I have been in wars all my life.
07:40
I didn't ask you.
07:41
You are not asking me. I will tell you.
07:44
Okay.
07:45
I have been in wars all my life.
07:47
I got a retirement.
07:48
You have been in many wars.
07:50
I fought in Afghanistan.
07:52
You fought in Afghanistan?
07:54
Yes.
07:55
I fell sick while going there.
07:56
I fought so many times.
07:59
I will tell you.
08:00
You can use Sherlock's brain technique.
08:04
What?
08:04
There are two major techniques.
08:06
To increase your memory in your brain.
08:09
They are great techniques.
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For example, if I tell you now.
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If you use any household item.
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Name it.
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Washing machine.
08:20
Mr. Agha.
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Microwave.
08:22
You.
08:22
AC.
08:23
You.
08:23
Motorbike.
08:24
You.
08:24
Table.
08:25
You.
08:26
Car.
08:26
You.
08:27
Lamp.
08:27
You.
08:27
Anta.
08:28
You.
08:28
Ship.
08:29
You.
08:30
Figure park.
08:30
I want everyone to learn this technique.
08:33
Okay.
08:33
What is this technique?
08:34
Have you seen some people write their life stories.
08:37
They write it clearly.
08:38
I went to school.
08:40
A friend was sick that day.
08:42
I ate this for lunch.
08:44
Because he is living his life with his present mind.
08:46
Wow.
08:48
They are watching their life story.
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Like you watch a movie.
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Take it like a story.
08:55
Like I created a story.
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How did I create the story?
08:59
How?
08:59
Like he said knife.
09:02
I thought I have a knife.
09:04
He said stove.
09:06
If I am heating the knife on the stove.
09:09
Mr. Agha is telling me to heat it in the microwave.
09:12
Oh.
09:12
I said in the microwave.
09:13
He told me to switch off the AC.
09:16
Oh.
09:16
Microwave will generate more heat.
09:19
I made a story of everything.
09:21
I thought about the motorcycle.
09:23
When I was heating it.
09:24
The dacoit came inside the kitchen.
09:27
Oh.
09:28
When I thought he came inside.
09:29
You said desk.
09:31
I thought he came to a desk.
09:33
Okay.
09:33
He said car.
09:34
I thought there is a police car behind him.
09:37
When he said lamp.
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I thought he broke the lamp.
09:42
When he said thorn.
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I thought I can't hold the knife.
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So I held the thorn.
09:48
When he said ship.
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I couldn't hear the police.
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Because a ship was passing.
09:53
Wow.
09:53
When he said sugar pot.
09:54
I thought I hit the dacoit with the sugar pot.
09:57
Oh.
09:58
Wow.
09:59
I couldn't think of it.
10:04
Let's add one more thing.
10:06
It should make it easy for people.
10:09
They think in five senses.
10:11
Very good.
10:12
Common people rely on their sense of sight.
10:16
Intelligent people think in five senses.
10:21
And this man used to work very hard.
10:23
He is a heartless man.
10:25
Once he left me to rot in front of him.
10:28
I am not talking to you.
10:29
Can't you see he is rotting?
10:31
I am not talking to you.
10:33
If you are not talking to me.
10:35
Then I won't talk to you.
10:38
Why didn't you tell him all the stories?
10:41
What?
10:41
He is a drunkard.
10:43
He does it for thinking.
10:43
He was a drunkard because he didn't think much.
10:47
Because his thinking didn't stop.
10:49
He gets worried if he doesn't get a case.
10:51
He gets anxious.
10:52
That's why he was a drunkard.
10:53
Why do you do drugs?
10:55
I am a slave.
10:57
You do drugs and you are a slave.
10:59
You are the one who is a slave.
11:01
No one knew that you are a slave.
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