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Haddi Par Larai Saleem Albela Nay Goga Pasroori Ka Gala Daba Diya - Jugaton Ki Barish Hogai
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8/24/2024
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00:00
In the break, we have a gentleman with a problem in his arm.
00:04
And we have a surgeon sitting right next to him.
00:07
Let's ask him why he is here.
00:09
I don't think it's a problem in his arm, Mr. Haroon.
00:11
He doesn't have an arm.
00:12
Greetings.
00:13
Ma'am, what's wrong with your arm?
00:15
How are you?
00:16
Greetings. How are you?
00:17
How are you? Are you fine?
00:18
I am absolutely fine. What's wrong with his arm?
00:20
He is a surgeon.
00:21
If he is your surgeon, why have you brought him here?
00:24
He is not my surgeon. He is a surgeon.
00:27
Surgeon?
00:28
Sir, he is following me with a bone.
00:30
Who is a surgeon to ask you to explain to him?
00:34
You are educated. He is a patient.
00:37
But thank God, I am thankful to him.
00:39
Why?
00:39
He is making my arm my livelihood.
00:42
How is that? What's the problem?
00:43
Sir, actually, he had a pain in his arm.
00:46
I see.
00:47
He didn't come to me.
00:48
He kept taking medicines.
00:50
But for a long time, he wasn't getting better despite taking medicines.
00:54
The pain wasn't going away?
00:55
The pain wasn't going away, sir.
00:56
For how long has he been taking your medicines?
00:57
It's been three days since he has been taking my medicines.
01:01
But if someone has a pain for such a long time
01:04
then that pain should be sweet, right?
01:07
Sir, when he left, he told me
01:09
when I checked his arm and his arm
01:12
he told me that I was late.
01:13
I said, let it be. I am here.
01:16
Recently, my cousin was my aunt's son.
01:18
I see.
01:19
Sir, he had a heart problem.
01:21
Oh! Then?
01:22
Sir, I did a neurosurgery on him.
01:26
His veins were cut. He used to run around the market.
01:29
He had a heart problem?
01:30
Yes.
01:31
I had a pain in his veins.
01:34
Okay, when he came to you
01:37
and the pain didn't go away for three days, what did you do?
01:40
Sir, I told him that it's a pre-operative.
01:42
You did a surgery?
01:42
Yes, I did a surgery.
01:43
Why did you do a surgery?
01:44
I did a surgery so that his arm wouldn't be swollen.
01:47
It's not swollen. You are the one who is swollen.
01:50
Sir, I came to cut his arm.
01:52
I cut his arm and hit him with an onion.
01:54
His son ran after that guilty.
01:58
Before that, his younger brother caught his face.
02:03
After that guilty, his house was filled with dust.
02:08
Okay, you threw him out of the house.
02:10
You are a surgeon too?
02:11
No.
02:12
I got hurt because of this act of yours.
02:15
Sir, I did an X-ray.
02:16
Mr. Arun, his veins were cut.
02:18
Then he took a pulav made of X-rays.
02:21
Mr. Arun, he cut my arm.
02:23
He bonelessed my arm.
02:25
Sir, I have my own way of doing surgery.
02:27
What is that?
02:28
Sir, when I open the patient..
02:30
I think that it's done when I open the patient.
02:32
Yes.
02:33
Sir, I cut his hair, wash it, clean it, dry it
02:37
and then I fit it.
02:38
And then..
02:39
And then you hit the patient with a cake.
02:42
Sir, when I cut his guilty, I wash his bones too.
02:45
Okay, you wash the bones. You are the one.
02:46
Yes, sir. I don't have an assistant.
02:48
I don't trust anyone. I am confident in my work.
02:50
Then..
02:52
Then you must be washing the bones.
02:54
He must be thinking that I am washing the bones.
02:56
Yes.
02:57
There is a guy behind him. He keeps saying,
02:58
wash it, wash it, wash it.
03:01
You do this to the patient too.
03:02
After fitting the bones, you even hit the patient with a diesel.
03:04
No, no. When the bones are wet, he gives them grease.
03:08
Sir, if there are no bones in the arm
03:10
then why did he climb up from here?
03:12
The reason is that I have a stick with me.
03:15
What?
03:15
Look, there are so many sticks here.
03:17
I was thinking of getting a fish.
03:19
Look, I am not going to wash the bones.
03:21
Which office is this?
03:22
Sir, there is an office behind me
03:23
where the bones are sterilised.
03:25
Okay, what do you want now?
03:27
Now I want.. The bones are absolutely ready.
03:29
Look at this.
03:30
These are the bones?
03:31
You are walking around with this?
03:32
Sir, he would have stopped for two minutes.
03:34
There was no need for him to do this.
03:36
What do you want?
03:37
Sir, I am not going to wash the bones.
03:38
You are not going to wash the bones.
03:40
You are going to wear a raffle.
03:42
I am earning money by doing business.
03:45
I have to thank them.
03:46
How will you thank them?
03:47
Look, I am going to do this to some people
03:49
and they are going to be shocked.
03:52
Believe me, this is not an American show.
03:55
America got talent.
03:56
Got talent.
03:57
I am going there.
03:58
Got talent.
03:58
Yes, believe me, I can do this as well.
04:00
I can do this as well.
04:01
Wow.
04:02
Harry Potter is here.
04:03
I can clean his mouth as well.
04:05
Wow, that's amazing.
04:07
I can keep it on my head and dance as well.
04:09
I can do this as well.
04:11
So, you earn money by doing these shows?
04:14
All the people from Abhishini's house..
04:17
Yes.
04:18
What do they call them?
04:19
Contortionist.
04:20
Yes, and that..
04:22
That..
04:23
What did you say?
04:23
That..
04:24
Look..
04:25
Sir, has it ever happened that you are washing the bones
04:28
and you see a reflection in the water
04:30
that on the other side, another surgeon is also washing the bones?
04:36
It has happened once or twice.
04:38
Okay.
04:38
I wanted to open his bones.
04:40
Okay.
04:41
I left my bones.
04:42
Yes.
04:42
I left yours as well.
04:45
My brother, wash my bones.
04:47
I won't do it.
04:48
Because..
04:48
My children will starve to death.
04:50
My children will starve to death.
04:51
My work is going on.
04:52
You keep this in your clinic.
04:54
Your bones will do the work.
04:55
I will do the work of the bones.
04:56
I have kept it inside.
04:57
I will do the work of the bones.
04:59
You are doing the work of the bones.
05:02
What are you saying?
05:03
I am slapping you.
05:05
You slapped me.
05:06
Don't make an excuse to slap me.
05:09
Wow, Gokhale.
05:12
Okay, press his neck with this hand.
05:14
What?
05:15
Yes.
05:19
Listen to me.
05:20
All the bones that you take out
05:22
do you apply any special spices on them?
05:25
He is a stupid man.
05:27
He is not a doctor.
05:29
Is it?
05:30
He is a beggar.
05:32
He is troubling people.
05:34
And many people have lost their lives
05:37
because of such things.
05:38
You must remember.
05:39
Two years ago, a man operated on a woman.
05:43
Yes.
05:43
After a few days, she fell in love with God.
05:45
Yes.
05:46
And later we came to know that the man who operated on her
05:48
was a guard at the hospital.
05:49
Yes.
05:50
Wow.
05:51
Yes.
05:51
He was not a surgeon.
05:52
This is a Lahori incident.
05:54
He was a guard.
05:55
And when a doctor becomes a beaver
05:56
then...
05:57
In fact, you must have seen the films of serial killers.
05:59
Yes.
06:00
The serial killers think
06:02
that before killing an animal
06:04
a person thinks a thousand times
06:06
that why don't I hunt in my life.
06:07
He never hunted.
06:08
Because I can't kill an animal.
06:11
And the thing is
06:13
I am not saying that you shouldn't hunt.
06:15
But you have your own
06:17
that I can do this.
06:19
I can't do this.
06:20
Yes.
06:21
When a doctor becomes evil
06:22
then there is no one as evil as him.
06:23
There have been such doctors in history
06:25
who have injected poison
06:28
to a patient who came to the hospital for no reason.
06:30
For no reason.
06:30
Oh.
06:31
There have been such male nurses.
06:34
In fact, I remember
06:35
the first serial killer
06:37
was a doctor.
06:38
Yes.
06:39
And that doctor had built a palace of his own.
06:42
His name was Murder Castle.
06:44
The reason behind it was
06:45
that he had built streets, roads, stairs, doors
06:50
all of which were fake.
06:51
Once you enter the hotel
06:53
he was given the face of the hotel.
06:55
Once you enter the hotel
06:56
you can't go out again.
06:58
He used to leave the gas somewhere.
06:59
He used to leave the snake somewhere.
07:01
He used to pull people alive somewhere.
07:04
Oh.
07:04
He used to have fun.
07:06
Yes, he used to have fun.
07:07
And he never got to know.
07:09
He was a psychopath.
07:10
He was a psychopath.
07:11
And once in Chicago
07:13
there was a big conference
07:14
and a lot of people had come.
07:16
The hotel was full.
07:17
He killed everyone.
07:19
Oh.
07:20
He cut someone alive.
07:22
He was a doctor.
07:23
And?
07:23
How did he get caught?
07:24
He got caught
07:26
because one day he insured a man
07:28
that he had to kill him.
07:30
He insured him
07:31
and went to claim his money.
07:33
There was a scene of a claim.
07:35
There was such a scene of a claim
07:37
that it reached the police.
07:39
The hotel of that mansion
07:41
was searched.
07:43
Someone's hand was found there.
07:44
Someone's arms were found.
07:45
Someone's eyes were found.
07:46
That's when it was found
07:47
and he never told anyone.
07:49
He was hanged.
07:51
But he never told anyone.
07:52
He was H. H. Holmes.
07:53
He was the first serial killer.
07:55
No, I agree with you.
07:56
I am with you.
07:57
I criticize such doctors.
08:02
Look, your narrative was very good.
08:05
And you should repent in the future.
08:07
In fact, keep this bone at home.
08:08
You won't be able to do magic tricks.
08:11
Yes, it's a fool's bone.
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