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Saleem Albela Aur Goga Pasroori Nay Kanji Ka Thela Laga Liya
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6/1/2024
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00:00
In the break, Mr. Chaudhary has come to us with his son.
00:04
Let's talk to him.
00:06
How are you, Arun?
00:07
Greetings.
00:08
Take out the cart, Mr. Chaudhary. I feel bad.
00:10
Who has parked the cart?
00:11
It's okay. There's a tractor here.
00:14
It's better to keep it in the open.
00:15
Okay. I don't know who has parked the cart.
00:18
Arun, the heat has reached here.
00:20
It's too hot.
00:21
There's a heat wave.
00:22
Take it. Take it.
00:24
Why are you hitting me when it's hot?
00:26
You?
00:27
All the people who ride motorcycles go inside.
00:30
Yes.
00:31
I am telling you to throw the cold things inside.
00:33
Throw the cold things inside. Okay.
00:35
Is this what you have come to say?
00:36
No. You sit here.
00:38
Yes. Mr. Chaudhary is right.
00:40
Motivate people.
00:42
Mr. Chaudhary is right. There's a heat wave.
00:45
Drink a lot of water during this heat wave.
00:48
And try not to go out in the sun.
00:50
If you go out, tie your clothes.
00:51
If you want to stay in the sun for a long time,
00:53
wet your clothes.
00:54
Eat and drink cold things.
00:56
Especially watermelons and watermelons.
00:58
These are the things that have a lot of water content.
01:00
Don't become a doctor here.
01:02
You leave a few things at home.
01:05
What a poet has said.
01:07
What?
01:07
The wave has come.
01:10
Like this.
01:12
Poets talk to each other.
01:14
You pay attention to me.
01:15
Yes. Yes.
01:16
I am telling you to drink a lot of sugarcane juice.
01:19
This looks like a sugarcane cart to me.
01:21
I have started selling sugarcane to Goldie.
01:25
Who is this Chaudhary
01:26
who has started selling sugarcane to his son?
01:29
I have started selling sugarcane to him.
01:31
I have brought a new cart for you.
01:33
I have brought it for me.
01:35
What does 45 rupees class mean to you?
01:38
I didn't bring it for me.
01:40
Yes.
01:41
No one has brought it for me.
01:44
You come to your business.
01:46
I will make you rich.
01:48
Yes.
01:48
You will get a better class.
01:52
The amount of sugarcane that will come in this small pot,
01:55
it won't be able to make anything.
01:56
I went to the market early in the morning.
01:58
Okay.
01:59
I found a good carrot.
02:00
I said, didn't the poet give it to him?
02:02
Okay.
02:02
He laughed first.
02:04
Why?
02:05
I said, don't make me laugh.
02:08
He said, this show is mine.
02:09
Okay.
02:10
All the people in the market sell it.
02:11
Okay.
02:12
All the people in the market sell it.
02:13
Isn't sugarcane Tukhmalanga?
02:15
No. Tukhmalanga.
02:16
Tukhmalanga is something else.
02:18
Okay.
02:18
What is this?
02:19
Sugarcane, girl. Sugarcane.
02:21
This is Lahore's special.
02:23
You don't find sugarcane these days.
02:24
Yes, I am surprised. How did you find it?
02:27
It was very difficult to find.
02:28
What is it? Tell me.
02:29
This is sugarcane.
02:31
It is a local drink.
02:34
Okay.
02:34
It is made with black carrots.
02:36
Carrots are not black.
02:37
They are black carrots.
02:38
Yes.
02:39
And they are cut into long pieces and put in a glass.
02:41
And sugarcane is added to it.
02:43
Carrots are crushed with it.
02:44
And it is mixed with it.
02:46
Oh, my God.
02:46
And after that, what a bad throat you will have.
02:48
Yes.
02:49
Mr. Patil, tell me how long does it take to make sugarcane?
02:52
It doesn't take much time.
02:54
My son can make it in a jiffy.
02:57
No, sir. It needs proper time.
02:59
Yes, it needs time.
03:00
Like pickles, it also takes its time.
03:03
Give it to me.
03:05
I don't know why I feel like doing this today.
03:07
Give a glass to your uncle.
03:09
No, uncle. Who is uncle here?
03:10
Give it to me.
03:11
No, I don't want to drink it.
03:12
Give it to me.
03:13
You can drink it.
03:14
You don't have to go to the doctor.
03:16
Okay, this is what he has corrected.
03:19
Yes.
03:19
Carrots and its juice
03:21
are very good for your skin.
03:24
Wow.
03:24
And this has been studied on this.
03:28
Earlier, people used to say, eat carrots.
03:30
It makes your eyes sharp.
03:31
Yes.
03:32
Eat carrots.
03:33
It makes your skin better.
03:36
Earlier, it was a word of mouth.
03:38
But now, there is research on it.
03:40
Okay.
03:41
They have done research on rodents.
03:42
And it has been found that it makes your skin clear.
03:46
And it makes your eyesight sharp.
03:48
The best energy drink is apple, beetroot and carrot juice.
03:51
ABC juice.
03:52
ABC juice.
03:53
This is very good for your gut.
03:55
I don't want to drink water.
03:57
I want to drink carrot juice.
03:59
It glows on my face.
04:01
What?
04:02
I think he hasn't drunk the juice.
04:05
You have kept it in the juice for a long time.
04:07
I have made it special for you.
04:09
Oh, wow.
04:10
Feel it.
04:10
Okay, give it to me.
04:12
It has been a long time since I drank the juice.
04:13
Mr. Aroon, don't take it from the cart.
04:15
I don't know how many germs there are.
04:17
Look, Mr. Chaudhary, you have taken it from the cart with so much love.
04:20
Three plus three is six.
04:22
Nine plus nine is nine.
04:23
This is not a total glass.
04:24
How can it be nine?
04:25
This is a glass.
04:27
What?
04:28
It is not that dark.
04:29
This is too dark.
04:30
This is a shade, not a shade.
04:34
Mr. Aroon, this is a different colour.
04:36
I can't smell it.
04:37
Okay.
04:39
Okay.
04:39
I don't want you to taste it.
04:41
Keep it there.
04:43
Mr. Chaudhary.
04:44
You should have served it to me from the glass.
04:46
Your intentions are bad.
04:49
Mr. Chaudhary, I want a long glass of tea.
04:51
You should have served it to me from the cart.
04:54
I wouldn't have served it to you.
04:56
Mr. Chaudhary, you have added black salt to it.
05:00
Black salt, me and my brother.
05:03
We have a fakki.
05:04
Oh, is it?
05:05
Yes, we have it.
05:06
What is there in that fakki?
05:07
Fakki is fakki, that's all.
05:10
If it is a fakki, what does it do?
05:13
Yes.
05:14
It cools down with sugarcane.
05:16
It has all the cooling elements.
05:18
Yes.
05:19
And it is very good for the skin.
05:22
I drink it.
05:23
Doesn't sugarcane get cold?
05:24
Or do you add something cold to it?
05:26
Yes.
05:26
Ice.
05:28
What is the price of it?
05:30
How much money do you want?
05:31
Believe me, you are the breath of the community.
05:34
Wow.
05:35
Your brothers and sisters will make people laugh.
05:37
They will go to heaven.
05:37
Wow.
05:38
Thank you.
05:38
Which infidel will take you to heaven?
05:41
What?
05:42
Wow.
05:43
Take it.
05:44
Let's go.
05:44
Come on.
05:46
Where are you going?
05:47
I don't think Mr. Haroon needs to drink it.
05:49
Come here.
05:50
No, sir.
05:50
Give it to me.
05:51
It won't be tasty.
05:52
Yes.
05:52
The thing is, he has brought it with so much love.
05:56
If it had a good colour, we could have thought about it.
05:59
Whose sugarcane?
05:59
It is very black, Mr. Haroon.
06:03
Thank you.
06:03
Come on.
06:04
Give me a glass.
06:06
You have done so much for the shopkeepers.
06:07
Let's go.
06:08
It is a very tasty sugarcane.
06:10
Now I have remembered my childhood.
06:13
The shopkeepers used to come to the locality.
06:15
They used to sell sugarcane.
06:16
And it was fun.
06:17
It was very cold.
06:18
Now there are so many drinks.
06:20
People are after energy drinks.
06:21
Brother, do you want me to give you a handkerchief to hold Mirza?
06:25
No, I won't give it to Mirza.
06:27
Why?
06:27
It has an effect on the skin.
06:30
And he has a handkerchief at home.
06:32
But it has a lot of smell.
06:34
It means that Goldie has made the sugarcane.
06:39
Yes.
06:42
It is purple because it is close to the sugarcane.
06:45
It is not so black.
06:46
Thank you.
06:46
So it was true that it has a shade.
06:48
Yes.
06:48
Mr. Haroon, tell us the truth. Have you drunk it?
06:50
I won't give it to Mirza.
06:51
It is very tasty.
06:52
From where did you say that it is good?
06:56
You are making fun of me.
06:58
Give me the money. I have to go to the post office.
07:01
It is not worth giving you Rs. 10 for it.
07:04
You don't know that you work in a burger shop.
07:07
You don't know..
07:07
Let me tell you one thing.
07:09
You have to develop the taste of sugarcane.
07:11
If you drink it for 10-12 years, your taste will develop.
07:14
Why do we have to do it?
07:15
What is wrong in drinking it?
07:17
You can make a watermelon and strawberry mojito.
07:19
Okay, let me tell you this too.
07:21
Why is he talking about sugarcane?
07:23
Why is sugarcane important?
07:25
If you read about sugarcane in medical journals..
07:30
..you will know that its content is antioxidant.
07:34
Okay.
07:34
It is very harmful to the body.
07:38
Secondly, as I told you earlier, it is good for the skin.
07:41
And with this, there is a possibility..
07:44
..that it might save you from cancer.
07:47
Oh!
07:48
And with this, there is a possibility..
07:50
..that it might save you from heart disease.
07:52
And if there is a possibility, it means..
07:55
..that science has gone too far.
07:56
Then why am I getting sour throats after drinking it?
07:59
Why is it smelling like gold?
08:01
Sir, I want to buy a special perfume.
08:04
Otherwise, it won't smell like gold.
08:06
Which perfume do you use?
08:09
Phumma.
08:10
Okay, you use Phumma.
08:12
Yes.
08:12
You don't put it in your ears.
08:13
Yes.
08:14
People put it in their ears.
08:15
Yes.
08:15
If you drink it, it will kill you.
08:17
He was saying on the phone, hello, I am Phumma.
08:20
That man played a big role.
08:22
Wow!
08:23
Okay, leave it. We have to go ahead.
08:25
Sir, it has so many benefits.
08:27
If you don't drink it, you can get an injection.
08:30
No, no. You will get an injection in the bloodstream.
08:33
It won't get filtered.
08:35
It will get mixed with the blood directly.
08:36
Oh!
08:37
When it goes from the stomach to your gut..
08:39
..it will spread from the gut.
08:41
It is not going to my gut. It is coming up.
08:44
Okay, you want to eat less in the afternoon, right?
08:47
I will get a cold drink for you next time.
08:49
Wow!
08:50
Wow!
08:51
If you get a cold drink for me, I will drink it.
08:55
Then I will get it by crossing the border.
08:57
Wow!
08:58
Your cold drink is good.
08:59
Wow!
09:00
I will give you a glass for Rs. 100.
09:01
Okay.
09:03
Mr. Chaudhary, get two glasses of soda.
09:06
Okay, two glasses of soda.
09:06
Two glasses of soda is not enough.
09:08
The cold drink in Kanji..
09:10
..doesn't even have two glasses of soda.
09:12
You know that.
09:13
I know that. Wait and watch.
09:17
Goldie, I will explain it to your uncle.
09:20
Who is uncle here?
09:21
Uncle? What do you mean?
09:23
You are not an uncle.
09:25
Okay.
09:26
Your audience won't come.
09:28
The audience.
09:29
They will come from outside.
09:30
Okay.
09:30
They live in the heat.
09:32
Okay.
09:32
You will make them drink it.
09:34
Okay.
09:35
I will give you a free glass for Rs. 5.
09:37
What is this?
09:40
I will take a glass for Rs. 5.
09:42
How many glasses do you sell in a day?
09:44
If you don't mind, I can sell a thousand glasses.
09:48
For Rs. 5,000, you are asking me to..
09:51
You are acting smart in a show for Rs. 3,000.
09:55
Okay, fine.
10:01
Okay, fine.
10:02
I will give you a free glass for Rs. 5,000.
10:05
Okay.
10:05
I will give you a free glass for Rs. 5,000.
10:07
Okay.
10:08
I will give you a free glass for Rs. 5,000.
10:10
Okay.
10:11
I will give you a free glass for Rs. 5,000.
10:13
Okay.
10:13
I will give you a free glass for Rs. 5,000.
10:15
Okay.
10:16
I will give you a free glass for Rs. 5,000.
10:18
Okay.
10:19
I will give you a free glass for Rs. 5,000.
10:21
Okay.
10:22
I will give you a free glass for Rs. 5,000.
10:24
Okay.
10:25
I will give you a free glass for Rs. 5,000.
10:27
Okay.
10:27
I will give you a free glass for Rs. 5,000.
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