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Saleem Albela Nay Zehrili Jalebi Khali, Jan Ko Khatra
ARY NEWS
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9/1/2024
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00:00
What is this?
00:02
What is this?
00:04
Why sir?
00:06
What is this?
00:08
Jalebis.
00:10
What else?
00:12
For you?
00:14
Hey boy!
00:16
Yes?
00:18
Go and tell him to give me jalebis.
00:20
I am doing it here.
00:22
I can't touch it.
00:24
Where do you keep it?
00:26
Here.
00:28
It's a document.
00:30
It's a document.
00:32
It's a document.
00:34
It's a document.
00:36
Bring it here.
00:38
Bring it here.
00:40
Your arms are long.
00:42
Yes.
00:48
Why did you bring jalebis on the set?
00:50
Today is the 40th of Saur.
00:52
He eats jalebis.
00:54
He eats jalebis on the condition of our fair.
00:56
If a snake bites him,
00:58
he dies.
01:00
Sir, my arms are not that long.
01:02
Please come here and give me jalebis.
01:04
I won't come to you.
01:06
I am not a witch.
01:08
If your arms are not that long,
01:10
try it with your tongue.
01:12
Then she will bring jalebis from the shop.
01:14
Then she will bring jalebis from the shop.
01:16
Mr. Salim, where are your jalebis?
01:20
How many times should I tell you?
01:22
I can't touch it.
01:24
I will keep it here.
01:26
If someone comes to know about the jalebi,
01:28
Salim will be in trouble.
01:34
Hello, brother.
01:36
Out.
01:38
Why are you out?
01:40
Don't save our man.
01:42
Agha Sahab will die if he doesn't apply the medicine.
01:44
What happened?
01:46
I have added poison in the jalebis.
01:48
It is the antidote.
01:50
What?
01:52
Who are you?
01:53
I am a scientist.
01:54
The mad scientist.
01:55
What was in the jalebi?
01:56
Don't worry about the poison.
01:58
It was for him.
01:59
And it was in a lot of quantity.
02:01
Oh, oh.
02:02
I am eating it, dad.
02:04
Oh, my friend.
02:06
Look at me.
02:07
He keeps hitting me.
02:08
This is also a joke.
02:09
Oh, my friend.
02:10
You are making your friend eat poison.
02:12
You are a murderer.
02:13
I am not a murderer.
02:14
You have to make such small sacrifices
02:15
for science and technology.
02:17
What the hell.
02:18
Call him.
02:19
Call him.
02:20
Call 1122.
02:21
Call him.
02:22
Call him.
02:23
Call him.
02:24
Sir, don't call him.
02:25
Arrange a vehicle for me.
02:26
1122.
02:27
I am calling 1122 for you.
02:28
And for him.
02:29
Sir, call him.
02:30
Call him.
02:31
There is no need to call anyone.
02:32
I can save him in 15 minutes.
02:33
How is that?
02:34
I have his antidote.
02:35
And the problem is that
02:36
his antidote is nowhere in the world.
02:37
I have made this poison.
02:38
And I have made the antidote.
02:39
Sir, quickly give me this injection.
02:40
Don't worry.
02:41
Give it to me.
02:42
Friend, you have 15 minutes.
02:43
15 minutes.
02:44
15 minutes.
02:45
15 minutes.
02:46
15 minutes.
02:47
15 minutes.
02:48
I am going to find my aunt.
02:49
Call her.
02:50
Call her.
02:51
Sir.
02:52
You have 15 minutes.
02:53
Give me the password of YouTube.
02:54
It's not working.
02:55
No.
02:56
Mr. Salim, don't worry.
02:57
I don't get involved in
02:58
blackmailing people.
02:59
No.
03:00
Sir, why are you saying like this?
03:01
Come.
03:02
My parents are here.
03:03
Fine.
03:04
Fine.
03:05
Sir, don't give poison.
03:06
We may die.
03:07
I am giving you food.
03:08
We will die.
03:09
We will die.
03:10
We will die.
03:11
If you want to live,
03:12
you may die.
03:13
You may not die.
03:14
But you must live.
03:15
You won't die.
03:16
He won't die.
03:17
The more he eats, the more he gets fat.
03:20
The bigger the dose is, the more he'll go to Salim.
03:23
Sir, this was for Mr. Agha. I'll give him a small dose of it.
03:25
Sir, if he brings all of this to me,
03:28
I'll have to test it again and tell him that it's water for the lungs.
03:32
Agha.
03:33
I'm feeling sick.
03:35
Oh, my bad luck.
03:37
Come, let's have some sweets.
03:40
Why are you getting worried unnecessarily?
03:42
You have nine minutes left.
03:43
Will this dose fall on Salim's arm?
03:45
No.
03:47
No.
03:49
Not on the arm?
03:51
No, it's not on the arm.
03:52
Let me die.
03:54
You want to die? Okay, bye.
03:56
No, no. Listen to me.
03:57
Go, go.
03:58
Look, you're getting worried.
04:00
I'll do it like this.
04:01
Don't waste it.
04:03
Don't waste it.
04:05
It's not about wasting it. It's a lot of dose.
04:07
A lot of dose.
04:08
A lot of dose.
04:09
Salim, do something for science and technology.
04:12
Do you feel a little pain in your head?
04:13
Yes, I do.
04:15
Yes, yes.
04:16
What are you doing?
04:17
You're blowing air.
04:18
Oh, man.
04:19
Don't waste it.
04:20
Don't worry.
04:22
A little dose is enough.
04:23
A little dose is enough.
04:24
You have a lot of nose as well.
04:26
Oh, God.
04:27
Salim, do you feel pain in your kidney?
04:29
Yes, a little.
04:30
That's your problem.
04:33
Do you feel pain behind your eyes?
04:35
Yes, I do.
04:36
Yes, yes, yes.
04:37
Why are you wasting it?
04:39
What are you doing? A little dose is enough.
04:41
What do you know about Salim Alwaila
04:42
that you want to kill him?
04:44
There's no enmity.
04:45
Then why?
04:46
Mr. Arun, I'm actually making a poison
04:49
which will be used as a vaccine later.
04:51
It will save people's lives.
04:53
Okay.
04:54
Salim is serving humanity right now.
04:56
Okay.
04:57
Salim, do you hear voices in your ears?
04:59
Yes, yes.
05:00
Do you hear old women's voices?
05:01
Yes, yes.
05:02
Are they abusing you?
05:03
Yes, yes.
05:04
She's a grandma.
05:06
Do you feel pain here in front of your nose?
05:08
Here?
05:09
Yes, I do.
05:10
Oh, yes.
05:11
Why are you wasting it?
05:13
You're wasting it.
05:14
Don't do it.
05:16
I'm not wasting it.
05:18
It's enough to save you.
05:20
He's not wasting it.
05:21
He's spraying it as a decoction.
05:22
What?
05:23
Hey!
05:24
Don't waste it.
05:26
All of you will have to fulfil my demands.
05:27
For example?
05:28
First of all, demands.
05:30
Mr. Taisheer, recite a couplet.
05:32
Please waste it a little.
05:35
Hey, hey!
05:36
Mr. Taisheer.
05:37
Mr. Taisheer.
05:38
Please recite a couplet.
05:40
Don't waste it.
05:41
It's looking good.
05:42
You're right.
05:43
Hey!
05:44
Mr. Taisheer.
05:45
Mr. Taisheer, recite a couplet.
05:46
I'm not in the mood to recite a couplet today.
05:48
Hey!
05:49
Don't waste it.
05:50
Don't waste it.
05:51
Mr. Taisheer.
05:52
Don't worry.
05:53
It's enough to save you.
05:54
Mr. Taisheer, I have small kids.
05:56
And they too have small kids.
05:58
There's nothing bigger than small kids like you.
06:00
Okay, you don't want to fulfil these demands.
06:02
Yes.
06:03
Let's fulfil one more demand.
06:04
Yes.
06:05
Let's recite a funny couplet for Mr. Sareem.
06:06
Mr. Taisheer.
06:08
It's 12.45 now.
06:09
I'm having a fever as a drunkard.
06:12
Hey!
06:13
Hey!
06:14
Don't waste it.
06:15
I'll become a drunkard.
06:16
Yes.
06:17
I'll definitely wear a pant in half an hour.
06:19
Yes.
06:20
Mr. Agha is not in the mood to live.
06:21
He has never become a drunkard.
06:23
Okay.
06:24
Hey, don't waste it.
06:27
You don't have to waste it.
06:28
It's enough to save you.
06:29
I've already told you.
06:30
Who is he? He's a doctor.
06:31
You don't have to waste it.
06:32
My next demand.
06:34
What?
06:35
Recite a great couplet for me.
06:36
Oh, I'm dead.
06:37
Oh, I'm dead.
06:38
Hey, don't listen to him.
06:40
I'll listen to your father.
06:42
Yes, I'll listen to him.
06:43
Recite a great couplet for Saleem.
06:44
He's the only one who can do it.
06:46
Oh, I'm dead.
06:47
Oh, I'm dead.
06:48
Oh, I'm dead.
06:49
That's enough.
06:50
It's not a big deal.
06:51
I'll listen to him.
06:53
Forgive me, Mr. Bholia.
06:55
Mr. Saleem.
06:56
It's not a big deal.
06:57
Oh!
06:58
And listen to me carefully.
06:59
Okay.
07:00
If I want to marry you,
07:01
then I want you to follow me.
07:04
Oh!
07:05
Oh!
07:06
He's not doing it on purpose.
07:08
I'll forgive him.
07:09
Oh!
07:10
Oh!
07:12
And listen to me carefully.
07:15
If I..
07:18
If I make you wear a dress,
07:20
it will become someone else's.
07:23
Oh, Mr. Bholia, please forgive me.
07:25
I swear on my mother, I'm dead.
07:27
Oh!
07:28
I don't understand.
07:30
It's the 16th minute.
07:31
Why isn't he dead yet?
07:32
I don't know.
07:33
I hope he doesn't want the sweets.
07:35
No, no.
07:37
He's dead.
07:38
What happened?
07:39
He drank the antidote.
07:40
It's poison.
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