Barstool Pizza Review - Volo Craft Pizza (Swampscott, MA) - video Dailymotion

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00:00All right, picture view time, Volvo, Kraft Pizza, Humphrey Street, Swampscott, hometown

00:18right across from where my parents live, I don't know, a dream retirement, I don't even

00:23know if I could buy it and create just the best restaurant and retire there, I don't

00:38know, just thoughts.

00:39Anyways, Volvo, my dad's been telling me to get here, Thanksgiving, went home, I had to

00:45give him the slip.

00:46I had to be like, Dad, you can't come, he's like, I want to come, I want to talk to the

00:49guy, I like the guy, the guy in there, the owner, he's like, I see your dad just walking

00:52aimlessly back and forth, like I'm sure you do, he's a notorious town walker, used to

00:57have the huge yellow like spaceman headsets, wear shorts over sweatpants, let that sink

01:04in for a while, and just walk around the town.

01:06So every time I'm here, it's a holiday, but like an actual holiday, it's never open, so

01:12the first time I had a chance to do it, and it is Detroit style, looks good, that looks

01:18like quality, what do you expect, Detroit style, what do I expect from my Detroit pizza?

01:24I want you to look heavy, but be light on your feet, like an offensive lineman, so here

01:29we go, one bite, everybody knows the rules, probably not a ton of people in Swampspot

01:33have had all the actual Detroit style spots, from Detroit, I have.

01:39It looks good, feels good, passes the grade.

01:47Very, very good Detroit style.

01:59There's a screaming in my hometown, screaming, I don't know if the camera caught that, there's

02:04a shriek, like you're at a Bieber, or a Taylor Swift concert.

02:11My standard score for a Detroit style is 7.6, I think, that's like the median.

02:25Sauce is a little sweet, hometown, I go 7.7, really good Detroit style, Volvo, Swampspot,

02:32you walk literally around this corner, you can see my elementary school.

02:37I think I should do like a day port night tour here one day, anyways, that's our view

02:41of Volvo Crab Pizza 7.7.

03:07All of us, he can take it, take the phone, my friend works at Volvo, how was it, when

03:19did you get there, 7.7, his girlfriend works there, do you guys want it, no, I'm gonna

03:26throw it up, I actually can't believe that, we're just still a little shaken up from that

03:30car accident, we drove by our friend and he also got a car accident, there's a rumor that

03:35you were gonna give us a turf field, is that true, it was brought up, your new superintendent,

03:47was trying to get me to foot the bill, he doesn't know how much it costs yet though,

03:50that's the problem, so are you gonna do it, depends, I don't know how much it costs, wait

03:56what is this, what are you filming, who's this guy, he's the captain of the baseball

04:02team this year, there goes no field time, what do you mean what am I filming, sorry,

04:09wait is that what you said, yeah, you're so rude, yeah, sorry, what's your rating, 7.7,

04:19it's good, 7, yeah, pretty good, have a good day, see you guys later, what am I filming,

04:26what kind of questions do I have,