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00:00Musique joyeuse

00:10Explosion

00:30Musique joyeuse

00:50What do you mean we can't?

00:52You mean we can't even cut a piece of hair like that?

00:55You can't even cut a piece of hair like that.

01:00I can do this, can't I?

01:03Yeah, so can I.

01:05Yeah, and me too.

01:08And we'll keep on cutting. What do you think of that?

01:11And I don't want to cut it.

01:13Now please, this is our shop and we know what to do about it.

01:17Before we get into pickling.

01:20And if you think I'm kidding, you just keep watching. You'll see.

01:24Musique joyeuse

01:31You-hoo, I see you.

01:34Repeat.

01:35You-hoo, I see you.

01:38There, so much for the call of the wild.

01:40Now men, we all know that bounties always capture their bears.

01:43Bears?

01:44You don't mean bears, you mean criminals.

01:46Tough guys, you know.

01:47A bear could rip us to pieces.

01:49Bear, schmear, whatever it is, we bounties always get it.

01:52Get it?

01:53Got it.

01:54Good. Now this bear's been stealing honey from every beekeeper in this area.

01:56You men must stop him. Get me?

01:58Yes, sir.

01:59Aye, aye, sir.

02:00Aye, aye, aye, sir.

02:01What the...

02:02It's Tim Bear.

02:03Well, don't just stand there. Go get him.

02:07There he goes, men.

02:09After him, you bean brains.

02:13You see him?

02:14No, I didn't see anything.

02:15Which brings to mind a poem.

02:17Benji saw the bear.

02:18The bear saw Benji.

02:19The bear got bulgy.

02:21The bulge was Benji.

02:23Oh, no.

02:25You know what I think?

02:26If it's another poem, I'll clobber you.

02:28I think we should find the honey first, and then the bear will find us.

02:32A very clever idea.

02:34But how do we find the honey?

02:36Follow the bees, you sick poet.

02:38That hurts.

02:39The bulge was Benji.

02:42I don't see any bees.

02:44Just keep looking, knucklehead.

02:45Every forest has bees.

02:47Hey, there's one.

02:49There's some more.

02:50See, what did I tell you?

02:53Hey, they're going away.

02:55Yeah, they're heading for the honey house.

02:57Follow them, you idiots.

02:58Don't lose sight of them, men.

03:00They'll lead us right to the hive.

03:02I had the hives once.

03:03Me, too.

03:04I broke out in bumps.

03:05If we lose those bees, you'll get bigger bumps.

03:11We lost the bees.

03:12See you guys in Ontario.

03:18Hey, I landed on my head.

03:21We're lucky.

03:22Everybody landed on a soft spot.

03:24Quit clowning, you appleheads.

03:26We've got to find those bees.

03:27They disappeared right about here.

03:29They just evaporated.

03:31Bees don't evaporate, numbskull.

03:33Quiet.

03:34I think I hear them.

03:43Those bees don't look like honeybees.

03:45They don't sound like honeybees, either.

03:47Of course they don't, you beetleheads.

03:49They're hornets.

03:52I think they're trying to tell us something.

03:54Yeah, and I got the message.

03:56Me, too.

03:57Let's get out of here.

03:58Hey, come on.

03:59Hey, hey, hey.

04:00Yeah.

04:08Ow.

04:09Ow.

04:10Ow.

04:11Ow.

04:12Ow.

04:13Oh, boy.

04:14We quit.

04:15Yeah.

04:16We'll just have to bear up without it.

04:18Boy, I'm rid of those nitwits at last.

04:22Thanks for the help, old buddy.

04:24It was a pleasure, Sarge.

04:26But let's stop hiring mail-order monkeys.

04:29All we seem to get is shoddy merchandise.

04:32Yeah.

04:33Ow.

04:34Ow.

04:36Look, I'm back.

04:38Are you finished with my little darling?

04:41Oh, yes.

04:42We're finished.

04:47He's twenty years younger.

04:49Oh.

04:50Twenty years younger.

04:52Oh.

04:53Oh.

04:54Oh.

04:55Oh.

04:56Oh.

04:57Oh.

04:58Oh.

04:59Oh.

05:00Oh.

05:01Oh.

05:02Oh.

05:03Oh.

05:04La vieille femme est désolée

05:06Oh, mon Dieu!

05:10Un jour dans la vie

05:19Halt!

05:20C'est mon mot préféré, halt!

05:22Nous avons marché toute la journée et nous n'avons rien vu.

05:25Eh bien, les mouches ont eu leur journée légère.

05:27C'est ce qui m'inquiète, le journée légère.

05:29C'est ce qui nous inquiète.

05:30Sors d'ici, toi.

05:34La vieille femme est désolée

05:39Boy, what a heavy brush.

05:41We'll have to hack our way through it.

05:45Oh, it's you, Forest Head.

05:46When did you call your shots

05:47when you stick that broom in front of this lens?

05:58Well, get the name of that truck.

05:59I'm sorry.

06:01What is this?

06:02What is this nonsense?

06:03Did we come all the way out here to catch butterflies?

06:05No.

06:06I thought we were going to hunt lions,

06:07tigers, and why not the roses?

06:08Yeah, maybe we'll run into a hippo

06:10top of the almond tree bus.

06:12And a GNU, too.

06:14GNU?

06:15It's G-N-U, GNU.

06:16The G is silent.

06:17There's one thing you've got to know about wild animals.

06:20Never show them the slightest fear

06:21and they'll always respect you.

06:23And by the way, folks,

06:24keep your eyes glued to that TV set

06:25and you'll know what I mean.

06:33Oh, boy, what a mess.

06:35It's a shame people don't read signs.

06:38That's pretty messy.

06:39I didn't think people would litter up a park like this.

06:41You're right.

06:42Only one idiot would do a thing like this.

06:44Who's that?

06:45Tim Bear.

06:46Tim Bear?

06:50Come on, we've got to stop him.

06:55That's a ranger's duty.

06:56Of course.

06:58I don't know what you're talking about.

07:00Hey, this is my forest.

07:03If I want to litter, I'm going to litter.

07:07Look, everybody,

07:08I'm dropping this dirty tin can on the ground.

07:11Go ahead, smart guy, drop it.

07:13Yeah, drop it, if you dare.

07:16Look, I'm not dropping this dirty can on the ground.

07:21I'll put it in the litter tin.

07:25That's better.

07:26Right.

07:28Do you, Tim Bear, promise not to litter the park anymore?

07:32I do.

07:34To pick up trash and put it in the litter tin?

07:36I do.

07:38To protect, honor and obey the rules against littering the park?

07:43I do.

07:45And by the rules of the park, I now pronounce you a good bear.

07:53They fell for it.

07:55What a grateful bear.

07:57Yeah.

07:58We really taught him a lesson.

08:02Oh, no.

08:03What happened?

08:05He's knocking over the litter can.

08:07Boy, listen to that bear.

08:14I didn't promise not to kick over the litter cans.

08:17Ha, ha.

08:19Oops.

08:21I'm sorry.

08:22Ha, ha.

08:24Oops.

08:26And we didn't promise not to shoot you.

08:28If you did, either.

08:30Now that's what takes the fun out of littering.

08:35Come on, we gotta stop that smart aleck.

08:38We gotta stop that bear, too.

08:40A clean park is a happy park.

08:42You're sick, Larry.

08:46Well, he's not around the lake.

08:48And he's not on Flattop Mountain.

08:50And where's that litter bear hiding?

08:55There he goes, men.

08:57He's in that can.

08:58Here we go again.

09:03Okay, you litter stinker.

09:05Come out of there with your hands up.

09:07Here, I'll help you.

09:08Yeah.

09:09What a silly...

09:10skunk!

09:13Oh, no.

09:14Please, please.

09:16Thanks a lot, sweet rose.

09:19Now I can get back to the littering park.

09:23Sweet rose, what's the matter?

09:26Don't do it.

09:27I won't litter anymore.

09:30Wait for me.

09:37Oh, you're a real feeler.

09:38I bet you you're not scared of anything.

09:40Nah, if any wild animal came at me,

09:42I'd stare right in his eyes.

09:44I'd put my arm down his throat, grab him by the tail

09:46and turn him inside out and he'd be running the other way.

09:48Oh, boy, oh, boy.

09:49Like that lion there?

09:50Yeah, you mean him?

09:52Yeah, him and like...

10:05Thank you very much.

10:06And now for that wonderful and extraordinary trick,

10:09the disappearing bowl.

10:10The disappearing bowl.

10:11Professor, please.

10:12Oh, yes.

10:13I thank you.

10:14Water?

10:15Water.

10:16That's the water.

10:17That's a bowl trick.

10:18Now then.

10:20Nothing that side, nothing on that side.

10:23Over the top we go.

10:24Now then.

10:25Ready, aim.

10:26Fire!

10:29You got the wrong gun.

10:31Here now.

10:32One, two, three.

10:35Bowl has disappeared.

10:41You hide that.

10:42Hide that.

10:44That always happens.

10:46And now for our famous milk trick.

10:50The milk trick, if you please.

10:52Did you have your milk this morning?

10:53No coffee.

10:54You're supposed to say milk.

10:55But I had milk in my coffee.

10:56Oh, well, that'll do.

10:57Bow your head, sir.

11:03There we are.

11:04Very nice.

11:07Oh, get out of the way.

11:09See, with characters like this, it's no wonder we get into trouble.

11:12Wait, I'll show you what I mean.

11:16The park and spring is a sight to behold.

11:18It's beautiful.

11:19Just beautiful.

11:23The brooks are clearer.

11:24The grass is greener.

11:25The trees are...

11:26Oh?

11:27What's that?

11:28The bark on that magnificent maple tree has been rubbed off.

11:31And look at that poor slippery elm.

11:33It's spring.

11:34It's spring.

11:35It's spring.

11:36It's spring.

11:37It's spring.

11:38It's spring.

11:39It's spring.

11:40It's spring.

11:41It's spring.

11:42It's spring.

11:43It's spring.

11:44It's spring.

11:45It's spring.

11:46A branch of that picturesque oak is gone.

11:48Look no further, men.

11:49It's Tim Bear.

11:50He's using the trees as back scratchers again.

11:56If you ask me, he's just itching for a bath.

11:59I get it.

12:01Oh!

12:02It's those nutty rangers.

12:06Boy, what a soft life.

12:08Hey!

12:09What's this?

12:10Tim Bear, this is your guardian ranger talking to you.

12:13Why?

12:14Follow along quietly and there'll be no trouble.

12:17I don't get it.

12:18What's up?

12:19It's time for your annual bath.

12:21Bath?

12:25Now, Tim, you want to be a good bear, don't you?

12:30Then come out and take your bath.

12:32OK, smarty pants.

12:33Then we're coming in after you.

12:35Come on, men.

12:37I've got him.

12:38Me too.

12:39Hang on.

12:44Well, men, are we going to let a mere bear out with us?

12:47Yes.

12:48Without a doubt.

12:50Don't be ridiculous.

12:51We just have to use our heads, that's all.

12:55Couldn't we just let him run around dirty?

12:59What's the dishes bring him up?

13:01Start reeling the line back when I get the signal.

13:03Right.

13:09He's making fools out of us.

13:11There's nothing to worry about.

13:13That's a clever observation.

13:16Honey bubbles?

13:17How much more are we going to pamper this bear?

13:20We can't miss this time.

13:21We pour the honey into the bubble machine.

13:23Then we turn it on.

13:27The bubbles go into the cave.

13:30And out comes old Bubblehead.

13:32It works like a charm.

13:36We've got him, men.

13:38Uh-oh.

13:39He's floating away.

13:43Step right up.

13:44First come, first serve.

13:45Free helicopter ride for all bears.

13:49I'm first.

13:50Me first.

13:51I'm a bear.

13:53Me first.

14:02That boy's mimey should do the trick.

14:05Up and away.

14:09Hey, come back here.

14:10We're not through yet.

14:11Come on.

14:13Wait a minute.

14:15Boy's mimey.

14:16Let's get out of here.

14:22A tiny bear's a happy bear.

14:30Now for the knowledge handkerchief trick.

14:32Young man, may I borrow your hat?

14:33Oh, yes, sure.

14:34Are you sure it's empty?

14:35Yes.

14:36There's soldier's head.

14:38Well, that I knew.

14:39There we are then.

14:40I shall place my handkerchief inside of the hat.

14:42And the young man will withdraw a handkerchief one at a time,

14:44just as though they came from the store.

14:46Handkerchief number one, if you please.

14:47Handkerchief number one.

14:48Yes, sir.

14:49Thank you very much.

14:50Handkerchief number one.

14:51Handkerchief number two.

14:52Handkerchief number two.

14:53Handkerchief number two.

14:54Handkerchief number three.

14:55If I can find it.

14:58Oh, handkerchief number three.

14:59How about that?

15:00Very good.

15:01That's a wonderful trick, isn't it?

15:02Thank you.

15:04Hey, what'll I do with these?

15:05Not you.

15:06Not you?

15:07What do you mean?

15:10Try to spoil this trick.

15:11What did you do that for?

15:12None of your business.

15:13If it's for you, you can go too.

15:15I'm all alone.

15:16I'd better go with them.

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