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Snuffy Smith the Moonshiner part 3
Aecionevesuk
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01/10/2024
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00:41
Rangefinder is correct in theory.
00:44
Needs an actual field test to prove it.
00:46
Well, why don't you try out a maneuver, sir?
00:48
That's a good suggestion.
00:50
Maybe just what I need to defeat General Hopkins.
00:52
The old fox.
00:54
You take charge of it, Sergeant.
00:56
Watch it carefully.
00:57
I'll call for it later.
01:00
That'll be all.
01:01
Very good, sir.
01:02
Thank you, sir.
01:04
Another thing, Sergeant.
01:08
I wish to compliment you on the high morale of your company.
01:11
Men from all the other outfits are going to be transferred to yours.
01:13
To what do you attribute that?
01:15
Well, General, my theory has always been that an army travels on its stomach.
01:20
And I personally see to it that my kitchen crew makes them happy.
01:24
Very interesting.
01:25
Let's go down and inspect your kitchen.
01:26
Now?
01:27
Certainly now.
01:28
Oh, but, uh...
01:29
No buts.
01:30
Come, Sergeant.
01:31
Oh, General.
01:32
General.
01:36
What is this?
01:37
It's a still, General.
01:39
I'm just cooking up another batch of corn drippings.
01:42
Another batch?
01:43
Yeah.
01:44
They'd be drinking it faster than I can make it.
01:46
So this is what goes on in your company, huh?
01:48
Well, I didn't know.
01:49
It's your business to know.
01:50
Yes, sir.
01:51
I put Yardburn in your charge.
01:52
Yes, sir.
01:53
Come on, make soldier of him.
01:54
Yes, sir.
01:56
Oh, get out of here.
01:58
Get out of here.
02:00
The boy's going to be powerful and sorry without that liquor.
02:04
Get out of here before I break your neck.
02:06
Give me that.
02:08
Get out of here.
02:12
Mmm.
02:13
Mmm.
02:17
Oh.
02:21
Think I'll pass for a soldier?
02:22
I don't know.
02:23
That salute's pretty phony.
02:24
I'll get by.
02:25
Well, you'd better.
02:26
If you're caught impersonating a soldier, 20 years.
02:29
Look, it's worth the risk if we get that range finder.
02:32
Well, I talked to the hillbilly and I talked to Cooper.
02:35
Your shorts in Cooper's office?
02:37
Well, he's got it.
02:38
Where else could it be?
02:39
I'll get it.
02:40
See you when I get back.
02:41
Keep your eye on those civvies.
02:42
OK.
02:43
Undoubtedly, gentlemen, you understand how much these maneuvers mean to me.
02:48
As to when and where we hold them is up to Washington.
02:51
Whether we win will depend a lot on the type of country we operate in.
02:55
Upon what do you base your theory?
02:57
The Blue Army has twice as many tanks as we have.
03:00
Yes, but we offset that with artillery.
03:11
And incidentally, one of the men has perfected a range finder,
03:14
which looks like a great improvement over the present one.
03:16
Well, how does it differ?
03:18
It has an automatic range calculator.
03:20
I'd certainly like to see that.
03:22
I knew you would.
03:23
I've sent for it.
03:50
With a tank moving at 35 miles an hour,
04:04
you can see how important automatic range calculation would be.
04:07
Yes?
04:10
Sergeant Cooper reporting with a range finder, sir.
04:12
Send him in.
04:14
Put it right over there, Sergeant.
04:19
Gentlemen, the new General Rosewater range finder.
04:23
When you have this, you practically have the range.
04:29
Oh, it was here the last time I saw it.
04:34
What does this mean?
04:35
Oh, I can't help it.
04:37
Sergeant, unless you have that range finder's maneuvers,
04:40
you'll be court-martialed for negligence.
04:43
Insubordination and conduct unbecoming a soldier.
04:47
Is that all, sir?
04:48
Yes, and sabotage.
04:50
Pack your stuff and get out of here.
04:51
Yes, sir.
04:52
I'm going.
04:53
I'm sorry, sir.
05:06
Yes, sir.
05:07
Cancel all these and close the gate.
05:09
I'm sorry, gentlemen.
05:10
I'm sure they'll locate the range finder.
05:15
Now, as for the maneuvers,
05:16
I don't know what the strategy board will decide,
05:19
but I'm in favor of holding the maneuvers in the Ozark Mountains.
05:22
The water is pure, the weather is ideal, and it's rough country.
05:26
Water, mountains, rough country?
05:28
That air's sounding a heap like hootin' holler.
05:31
And again I say...
05:32
Now, just a minute, General.
05:35
If you are looking for rough country and fitting weather,
05:40
the Great Smoky's be it.
05:42
What's the meaning of this, Yardbird Smith?
05:44
Now, don't be a-stoppin' me.
05:46
That air my home place.
05:48
I know every bend and crook in that river
05:51
and every holler what's got a still in it.
05:54
Yardbird Smith, attention!
05:56
Don't be so bossy.
05:58
You'll lock my ears.
06:00
Attention!
06:01
Don't be so bossy.
06:03
You'll lock my grandpappy all the time a-givin' words.
06:07
Snuffy, you've exhausted my patience.
06:10
I've done everything possible to make a soldier out of you,
06:13
but you'll never make it.
06:15
I'm a-comin' down here and you're sendin' me home.
06:18
You're sendin' men up to farchin' me back.
06:21
You put me in the kitchen and then you chuck me out.
06:24
You put me in khaki breeches for a-savin' your life.
06:29
Be this a nice way to treat a hero.
06:34
But I'm forgivin' you everything.
06:36
I'm still your friend.
06:38
And if you ever be a-needin' me,
06:40
just be sendin' me three calls to the whippoorwill.
06:50
Halt.
06:51
Where do you think you're going?
06:53
Goin' uptown.
06:54
That's what you think.
06:55
All leaves are canceled.
07:00
Time's a-wastin'.
07:02
What are we waitin' for?
07:04
Let's make haste and don't get this soldier sore.
07:07
I'll bounce a rifle ball off every punkin' hated critter.
07:11
Got me mad, I'm gettin' madder.
07:13
Give me my gun, my jogger licker.
07:15
Time's a-wastin'.
07:16
Hear the bugle call.
07:18
Let's make haste and get spark plug from his stall.
07:21
Cause if we hitch him to Louise,
07:23
we can lick the varmints easy.
07:25
Time's a-wastin'.
07:26
What are we waitin' for?
07:28
Time's a-wastin'.
07:29
What are we waitin' for?
07:32
Let's go over to B Company.
07:48
Hello, Shorty.
07:49
Hello.
07:50
Goin' someplace?
07:51
I'll be a-goin' home.
07:53
Where do you live?
07:54
I live in Hooten Howlin' in the Great Smoky Mountains.
07:57
I won't let you out.
07:58
The gates are locked.
07:59
I've been a-gettin' away from revenues all my life.
08:03
Ain't no soldier what can stop me now.
08:05
How you gonna do it?
08:07
That'll be in my business.
08:09
Take me with you, will ya?
08:11
No, I ain't a-hankerin' to help no soldier.
08:14
Travelin' there like huntin'.
08:17
You'd be better off alone.
08:22
Ah, jeepers.
08:23
I near forgot my jug.
08:25
All right, Shorty.
08:26
I'll roll your pack for you.
08:38
Hey, you sure my khaki breeches are in there, soldier?
08:41
They sure are.
08:42
Say, uh, how you gonna get to Hooten Howler?
08:45
I'm a-walkin' down till I come to the end of the road.
08:48
I'm a-turnin' into a wagon road.
08:50
And I'm just keepin' walkin' till I get there.
08:52
Are you sure you're goin'?
08:54
I'm goin' as far away from this army as I can get.
08:58
And when I gets there, I'm a-stayin'.
09:08
Listen now and get this straight.
09:10
I can't get out.
09:13
But I put the range finder in Snuffy Smith's pack.
09:17
He's walking down the main road leading to Hooten Howler.
09:21
Hooten Howler.
09:24
Pick him up in the car.
09:26
And get them to tell me that you can't locate that range finder.
09:29
Yes, sir.
09:30
I've turned the place inside out, sir.
09:32
What else can happen?
09:33
They plot the games for the Ozarks.
09:35
And the war department puts them in the Great Smokies.
09:38
And you lost the range finder.
09:39
Yes, sir.
09:41
It's a fine finish for me.
09:43
Yes, sir.
09:46
Yardbird Smith knows that country.
09:48
Send him to me.
09:49
You send him home, sir.
09:51
It's the last straw.
09:52
You don't need Yardbird Smith.
09:54
I was a revenue officer in that country.
09:57
Really?
09:58
I've chased Yardbird Smith all through those mountains.
10:01
Did you ever catch him?
10:02
Yeah.
10:04
No, sir.
10:05
I still want Yardbird Smith.
10:07
You want me to get him?
10:08
Yes, sir.
10:10
That'll be all, sir.
10:13
Oh!
10:23
Hiya, soldier.
10:25
Howdy, miss.
10:26
Want a ride?
10:27
Well, I ain't be caring if I do.
10:29
Is that it?
10:30
Yeah.
10:43
Aren't you going to take that pack off?
10:45
No.
10:46
You'd be much more comfortable without it.
10:48
It ain't just like leaning my back up against a tree.
10:53
Oh, come on, beautiful.
10:54
Take that pack off.
10:56
No.
10:59
Don't.
11:01
Please don't.
11:03
Don't miss me.
11:06
Please don't.
11:08
Don't miss me.
11:17
Don't.
11:19
Please don't.
11:21
Don't miss me.
11:24
Come and get me.
11:29
Come back here.
11:35
Come back here.
12:05
Come back here.
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