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00:00Oh, oh, oh, black balls of fire, I'm bodacious.

00:18Oh, oh, oh, black balls of fire, I'm a fright.

00:23Oh, oh, oh, black balls of fire, goodness gracious.

00:28I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all my might.

00:32Hey!

00:33Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

00:36Barney, how come your Uncle J. Pierpong Google sent us and them there tickets for this harem boat ride?

00:44Well, I was his favorite nephew because I never told anyone we were related.

00:49Is that the ship, Barney?

00:51Yep, the S.S. Queen Foreign Air.

00:58The tramps, teamers, are down the block.

01:01No, sir, Admiral.

01:02These here tickets say we have a first-class cabin

01:05on the Queen Florida.

01:07Well, you do have tickets.

01:09Walk this way, please.

01:14You heard what he said.

01:15Walk this way.

01:19These are your quarters.

01:21Oh, well, no.

01:23Oh, ain't this perky.

01:26Just a few little changes, and it'll look just like home.

01:30Land of Goshen, Barney,

01:32you should order a bin of inferior decorator or something.

01:36Oh, it just looks beautiful.

01:39Oh, I guess I just have a flair for that sort of thing.

01:44KNOCK AT DOOR

01:46Uh, Mr. Goggle?

01:48That's Google with an oog, not goggle with an og.

01:52Oh, well, Mr. Google with an oog, your friend,

01:55he's... he's lost his mind.

01:58Oh, he can't lose what he hasn't got.

02:00What seems to be the trouble?

02:01You'll see if you'll walk this way.

02:07See what I mean?

02:08Oh, I don't know. He seems peaceable enough.

02:12He swears he saw a... a...

02:14Possum.

02:16Possum?

02:17That's right, dag nabbit.

02:19Went right down that there hole.

02:21And I'm gonna wait right here for him to show his face,

02:24and then, bam!

02:26WHISTLE BLOWS

02:28EXPLOSION

02:32Hold still now. I'm gonna get him this time.

02:35No, don't!

02:36EXPLOSION

02:38Do it.

02:39RINGING

02:43Hey, come back here, you possum, you!

02:47Well, I think I'll just do me a might bit of washing.

02:51Oh, shucks.

02:52I plumb forgot to pack my wash tub.

02:55RINGING

02:56I reckon I'll just have to use one of...

02:59one of these dear new-fangled automatic washing machines.

03:07This door's...

03:08I wonder how you turn this contraption on.

03:12BUZZER

03:13Reckon that ought to do it.

03:14KNOCKING

03:17You rang, madame?

03:19Landshakes.

03:20Now, that is what I call lickety-split service.

03:24How'd you get me laundry so fast, boy?

03:26You threw it out the porthole, madame.

03:29Well, then you just put it right back in that door washing machine.

03:34As you wish, madame.

03:37BEEP

03:39Oh, I appreciates what you done, sonny.

03:42I reckon it ought to be ready about now.

03:46Oh, I do want to thank you again.

03:49I couldn't have done without you, sonny.

03:51Now it's high time I ought to go out and dry him.

03:54BEEP

03:56Wonder where a body can hang up a wash round here.

03:59Trim little ship you have here.

04:01We like to think so.

04:03Of course, I've seen faster ones.

04:06Faster than the Queen Foraday?

04:09Yep.

04:10Ridiculous.

04:12Full speed ahead.

04:14ENGINE REVS

04:16How's that for speed?

04:19When are you going to pull up your anchor?

04:21Ooh, engine room, give me more steam.

04:26What was that, sir?

04:28Steam.

04:29Let me have steam.

04:32ENGINE REVS

04:35Did you ever have one of those days?

04:38Calling Queen Foraday.

04:40We have spotted your distress flag.

04:42What is the trouble?

04:43Distress flag?

04:45What is he talking about?

04:47Maybe that's what he means.

04:51Barney, your laundry's just about dry.

04:58Uh, now, just a minute, Admiral.

04:59We're only distantly related.

05:02Oh, you run a trim ship here, sir.

05:05You certainly do.

05:06It's the fastest I ever saw.

05:07Never saw a ship so fast.

05:09Admiral!

05:10ENGINE REVS

05:12Ah, stop playing possum, you possum!

05:16Row!

05:17APPLAUSE

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