Snuffy Smith the Moonshiner part 2

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00:45Pa! Be opening this can for my soap making.

00:59Pa! If you'd taken your rifle gun, Dad, you'd have got into that army.

01:13Here comes the river, Norris!

01:29Are you getting lost again, Reverend Norris?

01:31Never mind, Dad. We're snuffy.

01:33I wouldn't be, Norris.

01:35Take a look under the bed.

01:36Ah, my house is a bit upset. It'd be a boy's day.

01:51Hey, you're gonna shoot me, Mr. Army Man.

01:54Of course, I've got my burying place all picked out.

01:58I've got orders to return you to the commanding general of the 10th Army Corps.

02:07Oh, Louie, quit cuddling up and making yourself a weakling.

02:18Hello, Mr. Carson.

02:20Wait a minute. You're not taking that dog with you.

02:22Well, any place I go, that dog goes.

02:24If there's one place you're going, that dog's not going.

02:27I'll be putting him in the house.

02:29Come on, Mr. Carson.

02:30And leave the door open.

02:32Fetch me a jug of drinking liquor.

02:35Goodbye, Louie.

02:43Be remembering me as I am.

02:52So, you found him, eh? Good. Leave him with me.

02:56That's all, Sergeant.

02:57That's all, Sergeant!

02:59That's all, Sergeant!

03:03Now, look here, General.

03:05If we don't find him, we can't get out of this house alive.

03:08I'm sure of it.

03:10And if I don't find him, we'll have to grab him.

03:13I'm sure of it.

03:15You think I'm a fool?

03:17I'm not a fool.

03:19Now look here, General, if you're going to bounce a rifle ball off my head, do it quick.

03:26Rifle ball? I want to talk to you. You're a hero. Sit down.

03:32A hero?

03:35For risking your life to save me from that runaway motorcycle.

03:38Then you're going to be letting me live?

03:40Certainly. And I want to reward you for it. Is there something I can do to make you happy?

03:45Well, General, I like khaki breeches, a place to bed, gold buttons, good vittles, and $30 a month for my smokings.

04:00You still want to get into the Army, huh?

04:02You sure I understand it.

04:05General, would you be having a gurgle of corn drippings?

04:10Corn drippings?

04:11Yeah. We're coming from old steel.

04:14Liquor? Never touched it in my life. It's not allowed around here.

04:18Well, would you be having a chore eating tobacco?

04:21No, thank you.

04:23Mr. Smith, would you mind taking your feet off my desk?

04:27I'll be a-doing it. But I think it's better with them over my head.

04:32Now, how about them khaki breeches?

04:35You're a little short for the Army. Now, if there's something else that...

04:39Well, General, while I be coming from, folks be a-keeping their promises.

04:58I've got it!

04:59General! You're so sudden, you done scared me.

05:03Somewhere in regulations of the classification would permit you to wear a uniform.

05:07But the pay is only $21 a month.

05:09Do I still be getting my khaki breeches?

05:12$21 a month and khaki breeches.

05:15General, you got yourself a soldier.

05:20Yes, sir.

05:21I'm sending over Stubby Smith. List him under special classification Z.

05:26Z as in barracks?

05:27No, Z as in Zanuck.

05:30All right, Smith. Report to the quartermaster for your khaki breeches.

05:35General, with me helping you, things are going to be a-changing.

05:39Two heads, all in small, better than one.

05:48Would you be a-reading where I to go?

05:51Hey, you thief!

05:54A corn squeezer.

05:57How'd you get in the Army?

05:59I be a friend of the General.

06:00Give me that corn.

06:01Be hurryin'. The General might be needin' me.

06:03A yard bird, huh? You're not workin' for the General. You're workin' for me.

06:06But the General...

06:07Never mind about the General. I'm givin' orders around here. I'm running this place.

06:11Nobody can tell me anything.

06:12Attention!

06:14Suck in your stomach. Throw out your chest. Put your heels together. Salute!

06:18That's the way to be a soldier.

06:20Just a minute.

06:23You better sign to my company.

06:25From now on, you take orders from Sergeant Cooper. Do you understand?

06:29Oh, Zafar. Takin' orders from a revenuer.

06:33Now go find yourself a cot and report to the company kitchen.

06:35Why me?

06:37Just follow your nose across the street.

06:45When Uncle Sam sent out the call for soldier boys

06:49Especially to defend our country with a ridge to tee

06:52Seems there's a chance to be in the hills of Tennessee

06:55A loyal lad whose caller name was Smith

06:58Since Snuffy Smith joined up, he's now a yard bird

07:02A little guy, but my, he's such a hard bird

07:05Don't ever get yourself mixed up with Snuffy in a tiff

07:09Or you may find you're bein' flung bodaciously off on the cliff

07:12If you should see a pretty face with naught behind it

07:15She's wastin' time with Snuffy, so I heard

07:18Now thuddy bucks is riches when you're wearin' khaki breeches

07:22Hooray, hooray for Snuffy Smith, the yard bird

07:25Since Snuffy Smith joined up, he's now a yard bird

07:28And Bull's a fire cousin, he's a card bird

07:32The general and the sergeant and the other guys with braids

07:35Are apt to have a rifle ball bounce off on their pumpkin heads

07:38Even a varmint-sized bug out like Trump done tugged frogs

07:42The shiftless gonks emotion Snuffy stirred

07:46He ain't one of our flunkies, he's the captain of our donkeys

07:49Hooray, hooray for Snuffy Smith, the yard bird

07:52Since Snuffy Smith joined up, he's now a yard bird

07:56When evening rolls around, he's sure a tard bird

07:59You'd think he'd hit the hay and rest, but he's in town because

08:03He's seen a gal with pretty eyeballs and such rosy jaws

08:06Was he a hank the door when brains was passed out? No, sir

08:09He signs the finest X, but mums the word

08:12I swow, he will be faded, don't be discombobulated

08:16Hooray, hooray for Snuffy Smith, the yard bird

08:24Hey, Snuffy, I thought you were still on kitchen police

08:27I do be, but I'm betting up for a spell or four I'll be mess-making

08:31Still manicuring those potatoes?

08:33I've been doing that for a flock of days

08:35But I ain't doing a woman's work no more

08:37You better not let Cooper catch you here

08:40Hey, what are you doing here?

08:42I'll be arrest-taken

08:44Now, rookyard bird Smith, I've tried to be nice to you

08:47I've tried to cooperate with you

08:49But if I catch you arrest-taken again, I'm going to throw you in the guardhouse

08:53My mother told me there'd be days like this

08:58Looks like a range-finder

09:00Yeah, it's an improved range-finder, one I perfected in college

09:03What's different about it?

09:05Well, it's automatic

09:06You focus the two prisms on a given point

09:08And by turning the adjusting screws until the images are superimposed

09:11You get an automatic reading in yards on the scale

09:14Without any mathematical figuring

09:16That makes sense. You done anything with it?

09:19Can't even get anyone to look at it

09:23Well, if it's as good as you say it is, I'll take it to the general for you

09:27Do you think he'll be interested?

09:29He's interested in anything that'll help him win those maneuvers from General Hopkins

09:32Who's General Hopkins?

09:34Well, General Hopkins is the commander of the Blue Army

09:37He's an old campaigner

09:39A hard general who's fought all these battles from a swivel chair

09:42With blue prisms

09:44Well, if accurate artillery fire will help him win, this range-finder will do it

09:48You know, this is his first chance to prove his theories with real soldiers and actual maneuvers

09:52Say, if it does work, do you think he'll submit it to Washington?

09:55Submit it? Well, he'd take it there himself

09:58Say, if the White Army wins, and the general can submit a proven range-finder

10:03Boy, he'll retire happy

10:05Here she is, Sarge. Focused it on an objective

10:17Did you pick out a target?

10:23I certainly did

10:27Why don't we see the general?

10:32Look, soldier. These hammocks are reserved for officers

10:35I ain't being an officer. I'm a yard bird

10:38Get going

10:40Oh, swallow

10:50Why, now that'll teach him a lesson

10:53Oh, I'm sorry, sir

10:55What's the meaning of this, Sergeant Cooper?

10:57Oh, I didn't mean it, sir. I'm sorry

10:58That's no excuse

11:00Hello, sir

11:01Report to my quarters at three o'clock

11:03Yes, sir

11:14Can I be of help in your revenue?

11:30Can I be of help in your revenue?

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