Snuffy Hits The Road (Snuffy Smith)

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00:00Oh-oh-oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious.

00:16Oh-oh-oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright.

00:21Oh-oh-oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious.

00:26I'm chop-chop-chop-chop-choppin' with all of my might.

00:30Yay!

00:31Snoring.

00:37Darn skeeters won't leave the body sleep.

00:43That were no skeeter.

00:46What in tarnation's goin' on out there?

00:53Great balls of fire.

00:55Who's the boss around here?

00:57I'm the foreman.

00:58What can I do for you?

01:00That's my house.

01:01I can't hear you.

01:03You'll have to speak louder.

01:05I said it's my house and you don't understand.

01:09Louder, pal.

01:10I still can't hear you.

01:12My house.

01:13Your dad blame road is gone.

01:15What are you screaming about?

01:16I'm not deaf.

01:18Oh, sorry.

01:19Just couldn't hear myself think.

01:23Great balls of fire.

01:24There they go again.

01:26Calm down, buddy.

01:28You'll wake the neighbors.

01:29Now, what seems to be the problem?

01:31Well, you gotta stop that there road

01:33cause it's heading straight for my cabin

01:35and I ain't about to move.

01:38Sorry, old chum.

01:40I got me orders to build a road through there

01:42and there ain't no way to stop it.

01:44Well, there gotta be a way.

01:46Let me talk to your boss.

01:48He's in Washington, D.C.

01:50Washington?

01:51D.C.

01:52And if you wanna talk to him,

01:53that's where you'll have to go.

01:55Washington, dadgum.

01:57All right.

01:58I'll go to Washington then.

02:04Let me see now.

02:05Bureau of Super Highways.

02:08Ordinary roads and footpaths.

02:12I guess this is the building.

02:15Let's see now.

02:16That one there says footpaths.

02:18That one says ordinary roads.

02:21There's the one.

02:22Super Highways.

02:28I guess this is the right place.

02:32Are you the...

02:33Stop.

02:34Can't you see the light is red?

02:35You can't start till it is turned green.

02:38All right.

02:39Go.

02:40I wanna see the fella what decides his road

02:42is gonna run through my cabin in the Ozarks.

02:45Roads through Ozark cabins is Mr. Detour's department.

02:48Last office on the left.

02:51Red line.

02:52Green for go.

02:54Bye now.

02:56You got to pay a tour to go through.

02:58Cost you a quarter.

03:03Well, here I am at last.

03:04Mr. Detour.

03:06Out to lunch.

03:09Bodacious bureaucrat.

03:11I guess I'll just have to come back later.

03:13That'll be 50 cents, please.

03:15That's highway robbery.

03:17Nope.

03:18Highway robbery is three doors down.

03:19Well, I ain't gonna pay it.

03:22Good afternoon.

03:23I hope I haven't kept you waiting.

03:25No, I just dropped in.

03:26Can I help you?

03:27Oh, you sure enough can.

03:29One of them there new roads you's building

03:31is being built right through my living room

03:34and I don't want it there.

03:36Oh, I see.

03:37Well, then would you prefer to have it go through your bedroom?

03:40We have some excellent bedroom models and...

03:42Great balls of fire, man.

03:43I don't want to dicker with you.

03:45Now, you just keep that road off on my property.

03:48Well, we have lots of roads being built in the Ozarks.

03:52Perhaps you can show me which one you mean.

03:54Well, here is a chart of all the major arteries.

03:56Now, pick out the one you mean.

03:58Let me see.

03:59There.

04:00There's the one.

04:01I'd know it anywhere.

04:03Ah, ah, ah.

04:05Caught you this time.

04:06This is a chart of the human body.

04:09Dang it, man.

04:10I know that.

04:11There's elbow bend, fallen arch,

04:13and there's my cabin right here.

04:15Just below the waistline.

04:17Now, you call off your men or there's going to be

04:19big trouble in the Ozarks.

04:27Well, Louise, I guess I showed them city fellas a thing or two.

04:31There ain't going to be no highway coming through our cabin, no sir.

04:35Oh, you just go rest your lovable bones now, horny poet.

04:39Don't mind if I do.

04:41Oh, blessed little old cone-poned heart.

04:46And so it is with great pleasure,

04:48I now officially open the Ozark Parkway.

04:58Great balls of fire.

05:00Louise, what incarnations going on out there?

05:02You told them they couldn't come through.

05:05But you didn't say nothing about going round or over, horny poet.

05:12Great balls of fire.

05:14I've been railroaded.

05:16You mean highwayed.

05:17Oh, don't you, horny poet?

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