Snuffy's Turf Luck (Snuffy Smith)

Meg & Mog, Numtums, Boogie Beebies, Arthur

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00:00Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious.

00:16Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright.

00:20Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious.

00:25I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all of my might.

00:29Yay!

00:42You, sir, go by the name of Snuffy Smith.

00:45Great balls of fire.

00:47Course I'm Snuffy Smith, you bodacious idiot.

00:51Then, sir, I do hereinby serve you with this here legalized document.

00:55Right there.

00:57Snuffy played cards last night and lost his house and property

01:01to one flatland foreigner named Jerky Jockey.

01:05A jockey who intends to foreclose on your home

01:08lest Snuffy can raise $23.75 by noon tomorrow.

01:13I ain't got nary a red penny since.

01:16Oh, yes.

01:18Oh, there, there now, honeypot.

01:20Well, don't fret yourself into a stew.

01:23That blasted maw needs money.

01:25Ain't you got no flatland relation?

01:28Well, this starts with the second cousin, Mr. Fibonacoggle.

01:32Fibonacoggle. Closest relation to kinfolks we ever had.

01:40Ding-dang, here come them disappearing, reappearing feather merchants.

01:45Howdy, sir.

01:46Howdy, Snuffy.

01:48I since heard you visiting with the rich kin in the city town.

01:51Yeah, ding-dang, feather merchants knows everything.

01:55Since you're going to get money from your kinfolks,

01:57bring me back some of that there fresh country hog sausage, mate.

02:00Ain't got time.

02:04Oh, howdy, pootie.

02:06Howdy-deedy-deedy-deedy-deedy.

02:09I know you want something from the city too, pootie.

02:12Yep. Lest you want something to hex your mind.

02:17Of course not, you bodacious varmints.

02:20Okay, you thieving spooks, I'll fetch them.

02:23Bless your stingy little old heart, Snuffy.

02:26Here, take these magic mountain posies.

02:29You're going to need them.

02:32Thank you kindly.

02:33Them posies will turn the track.

02:38Can't be much further to the city.

02:46Great balls of fire.

02:48This is the biggest cowpath I ever seen.

02:52They ought to keep them auto wagons off it.

03:14I'm plum tuckered out here for sleep.

03:18What's that?

03:19Earthquake!

03:20Run for your lives!

03:26Well, for, uh, Snuffy, it's you.

03:30Well, come on in.

03:32Oh, you are in, uh.

03:39Snuffy!

03:40Snuffy!

03:41Snuffy!

03:42Snuffy!

03:43Snuffy!

03:44Snuffy!

03:45Snuffy!

03:46Snuffy!

03:48Now's me chance.

03:50Magic flowers, eh?

03:52Just plain old goldenrod.

03:57Achoo!

03:59Hey, I'll do a little hexing with these myself.

04:03Beat it, you broken-down hay-burner.

04:10Yee, gossiper!

04:13Sparky!

04:15Google!

04:16What in tarnation you doing here?

04:18Never mind that now.

04:20Sparky's got double and triple equa...

04:23What's the matter with the varmint?

04:25Oh, he's got a lot of pneumonia.

04:28He sneezed and he's got a big race to win.

04:31For money?

04:32Isn't the money...

04:33Pulse is all right.

04:35It's the ticket to the big race if he wins.

04:38Tell you what, cuz.

04:40Twenty-three dollars and seventy-five cents.

04:42I'll guarantee for certain he wins.

04:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

04:47Nothing crooked, Snuffy.

04:49Who, me?

04:50Listen.

04:51The feather merchants give me some hexed posies.

04:54Hexed flowers?

04:55Hexed...

04:56Where?

04:57Dang it, Google!

04:59Had them right here.

05:00Must have lost them on that crookedy road last night.

05:04You look okay now.

05:06Yes, temperature normal.

05:07That's good, good.

05:09Blowhard.

05:12I'm going to look over the competition.

05:14Bye-bye, baby.

05:15Now don't get lonesome.

05:19If Sparky couldn't outrun that goat, I'd give him away.

05:23Sparky, old boy.

05:25You've just got to win the race this afternoon.

05:30Oh, there goes the parade.

05:32Come on, we've got to hurry.

05:35Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

05:36It's a beautiful day for the race here at Ups and Downs.

05:38There's a little rain, but it should clear up soon.

05:40As yet, there's only a fair crowd, but I see the stands are filling fast.

05:43The box seats are loaded, the horses are lined up for the starting gate,

05:45and we're ready for the running of this famous Kentucky fedora.

05:48Miss Fire, the favorite with Jerky Jockey, up is chomping at the bit.

05:51Spark Plug with Barney Google up is chomping at two bits.

05:53His mother with a quarter horse.

05:54Quarter horse?

05:56Hiya, Google.

05:57I wish you luck.

05:59You're going to need it.

06:02That barman Jerky stole my hexed posies.

06:06There they go!

06:08Spark Plug has leapt to the post.

06:09Miss Fire takes an early lead, and Watercap is running nicely.

06:12Come on, baby!

06:13They went that-a-way!

06:16Spark Plug dots a little behind.

06:17Is Miss Fire by 20 lengths?

06:19Around the clubhouse turn.

06:20It looks like Miss Fire all the way.

06:21But no, here comes Spark Plug.

06:22He's passing rubber band in the stretch.

06:24Can't fool his foley.

06:25Spark Plug is getting hotter and hotter.

06:27Miss Fire still moving well.

06:28Banana is coming up through the bunch.

06:30And Spark Plug is making his bid.

06:31Handsome hero and pretty girl are neck and neck.

06:33Neck and neck.

06:34Neckin'?

06:35Mother-in-law is nagging in the rear.

06:36And there goes Smart Alec on the rail.

06:38And here comes Spark Plug.

06:39Is Spark Plug and Watercap?

06:41Watercap is barely running.

06:43And is Spark Plug in long underwear?

06:44And long underwear has fallen down behind.

06:46That was Spark Plug and Miss Fire.

06:48He's gaining on Miss Fire.

06:49What a race!

06:50What sportsmanship!

06:51Jerky Jacky throws a flower to his rival.

06:58Spark Plug is bouncing for some speed.

07:00Spark Plug is pounding along, catching Miss Fire.

07:02It looks like a photo finish.

07:03It's Miss Fire.

07:04It's Miss Fire.

07:05It's Miss Fire.

07:06Spark Plug.

07:07Spark Plug.

07:08Miss Fire.

07:13Back to the winner's circle.

07:14Barney Google is receiving a purse.

07:16Listen to that ovation.

07:18Well, there you are, Barney.

07:20The posies is yearning that their purse is mine.

07:24But these are just plain old goldenrods.

07:27They had nothing to do with it.

07:33Nipple!

07:44Oh, thank you, Nipple.

07:46Oh, you did a real miracle.

07:48Oh, bless you, little old pumpkin head.

07:51You saved our home.

07:54Well, bust my britches.

08:02The End

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