Snuffy's Fair Lady (Snuffy Smith)

Meg & Mog, Numtums, Boogie Beebies, Arthur

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00:00Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious.

00:16Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright.

00:20Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious.

00:25I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, chop with all of my might.

00:30Yay!

00:34What do it say, Barney?

00:36Uh, are you an ugly duckling?

00:39Come to the Classy Chassy Charm School and become a swan.

00:44Them city fellas got all the luck, Barney.

00:47Having all them pretty women around.

00:53Ah, here's a bee for if ever I seen one.

00:57Dear Honeypot, I am going off to become a swan.

01:23Well, now then again, I don't think...

01:26Ah!

01:31And a gushen.

01:33Oh, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.

01:38Oh, ooh, look, I am regular pelvis Astley.

01:44All right, my ballerinas, plie.

01:48Down, up, down, up, down, up.

01:53Now, my nymphs, the pirouette.

01:55What? Ain't that purdy.

02:00You too, my butterfly.

02:02And now, stop.

02:11Which of you old menfolk told me to stop?

02:14I did.

02:15Oh, well, will the real Mr. Danson, teacher, please raise his hand.

02:23Who'd think he'd be deposed?

02:25And now, my swans, it is time to leap.

02:30Bosch, Sputnik, Caviar, can't one of you elephants get off the ground?

02:40Ladies, a ballerina is born.

02:45Now, girls, we learn to walk.

02:48Place books on head.

02:51Heads up and walk.

02:54Tiny little do drop steps.

02:57Daintily we walk around, walk around, walk around.

03:02Daintily we walk around like little fairy queens.

03:10Oh, can I come out now?

03:12Not yet, dear.

03:17Can I come out now?

03:19Not yet, dear.

03:23Water, water, water.

03:29By George, I think we've overdone it.

03:34Eyes, mouth, sling.

03:39Hair.

03:43By George, this time we've done it.

03:47And now, who will be our Miss After?

03:50All our Afters are so lovely, so charming.

03:54But for miraculous, in fact, impossible improvement,

03:58our Miss After must be Louise Smith, fellow Afters.

04:04Now that my before days are behind me, and now that I'm an After,

04:10I look forward to doing all them there things I couldn't do before.

04:14That is, before I was an After.

04:21Excuse me, my majesty, but has you seen a nice, fat lady called Louise in that there school?

04:28Oh, this is your little old Louise, darling.

04:31Ah, you ain't.

04:33Believe it, cuz, believe it.

04:35Huh? Well, if you is my Louise, say something in Louise-y tongue.

04:40Only pot, balsam hanks, and sassy fresh tea.

04:44Great balls of fire.

04:47I don't want no scarecrow like you.

04:50I want my little old fat Louise-y back.

04:57Oh, now. Don't you fret, Pa. I'll fix it.

05:04Ma!

05:05Pa!

05:07Snappy!

05:09Coming, my princess.

05:12This is ready, Snappy, like in the old before days on the pot-o.

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